jeepguy

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from Fullerton, CA

  • Activity

    • Talking to myself.

      5 years ago

      jeepguy

      Just passed 9 years as a member on here. Wow. I can remember the days when I was still in high school and RvB was still in it's first few seasons. Now look at where the RT folks have taken it! It's pretty darn impressive.

      As for me, I've had a few events in my life recently. I'm to be married on the 15th of this month to my sweetheart Sarah. (She's the lovely lady in my recently updated picture) I've been working for a year now at a small company where we make custom wooden picture frames and ship them all over the states. The boss is a real pain in the ass, but otherwise it's fun. We also have the adorablest dog in the world, Attila. He's a shi-tzu and bichon mix. Little ball of love and fluff. Lately my spare time has been spent helping my soon-to-be wife where she works, at the local high school. She teaches US History, but is quickly becoming the head of the drama department. I've taken over the role of Tech Director of the school, since the existing drama teacher's idea of tech was flicking on and off the house lights. It's a talent I'm rather proud of to be able to walk into a mess (like the one in the tech booth at the school) and figure out a way to make it work. I'm currently fixing about 20 or so 1000 watt stage lights for our upcoming show The Wizard of Oz.

      Well at this rate I'll update again in another year unless there is an unexpected revival of communication with some of my friends on here (of which I think only 2 of you still frequent the site). So ta-ta for now, and as a solid reminder, you guys are awesome.

    • Octannual

      6 years ago

      jeepguy

      As of 5:43pm today, I will have been a part of this website for 8 years. And though I have not done much on here, I still do watch what the RT folk crank out every week.

      I do miss the good 'ol days of this site though...

    • ...

      7 years ago

      jeepguy

      I've been a part of this website for 7 years now.

      Wow.

    • Hello? Is anyone there?

      7 years ago

      jeepguy

      *echo*

      *crickets*

    • Wrong Number

      9 years ago

      jeepguy

      I think I just got a phone call from William Shatner...

    • It's my birthday

      9 years ago

      jeepguy

      And I am now 21.

      *cheers*

    • The Campaign is Getting Ugly

      10 years ago

      jeepguy

      GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do?

      OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.

      MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin.

      OBAMA: Well, if you'd bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you...

      MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party.

      OBAMA: Well, maybe some people got tired of the grim and squinty "Matterhorn, son of Marathon" shtick you keep doing. Dude, could you be any less original?

      MCCAIN: Oh my god, I did not leave my left nut in a tiger cage in the Tomb of Horrors to spend my Friday nights mopping up after the new kid.

      OBAMA: "My friends, I am a totally unoriginal grizzled character class stereotype. I should lead the party because I have more testicular damage than that one."

      MCCAIN: Yeah, well, you pal around with dark elves.

      OBAMA: OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

      MCCAIN: Whatever, so's your mom.

      OBAMA: So's your FACE.

      MCCAIN: So's your Mom's face!

      HILARY: WTF you guys. Why am I playing the cleric?

      MCCAIN: Hilary, we've been over this.

      HILARY: No, dude. I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer. Seriously, I can't even use a sword. Fuck this noise.

      KUCINICH: IM A BARD

      OBAMA: That's nice.

      KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD

      MCCAIN: Oh, Jesus. Here we go.

      KUCINICH: DID I MENTION MY WIFE IS A TOTALLY BANGIN DRYAD WITH 20 CHARISMA

      HILARY: C'mon you guys, I've been playing this shit since Gygax was in eighth grade. Why can't I be the party leader with the magic sword for once?

      MCCAIN: Because no one wants to see you in a bronze bra.

      OBAMA: Oh dude, BURRRRRNNNN.

      HILARY: SCREW YOU, Grandpa. I will so kick your ass.

      MCCAIN: Yeah? Bring it! I didn't spend 3 years in the Abyss with Githzerai hooking my nads up to a car battery to get beat by some Wellesley girl.

      HILARY: WHATEVER, you can't even lift your arms over your head.

      RON PAUL: I brought my Planescape character!

      OBAMA: Dude, we're playing Forgotten Realms.

      RON PAUL: I rift in from Sigil! I'm a Chaotic Neutral Tiefling Barbarian/Monk/Rogue!

      MCCAIN: DUDE, that is not even LEGAL.

      RON PAUL: Ronpaul the Barbarian say: suck it! Guns and abortions and weed for everyone! WHEEE!

      PALIN: Hi folks! Sorry I'm late! I brought caribou burgers.

      HILARY: Who the HELL is this?

      MCCAIN: It's cool, she's with me.

      HILARY: No! No, it's not cool! Every time you bring one of your rodeo-queen girlfriends in here she ends up playing some succubus infiltrator and killing the whole party!

      MCCAIN: Now, that is patently untrue.

      BIDEN: He has a point. Cindy turned out to be a vampire.

      MCCAIN: DUDE. SHUT UP.

      GM: You guys, seriously, if you don't knock it off with the bickering I'm going to start docking XP.

      MCCAIN: You know what? Fuck it. I'm suspending the campaign.

      GM: You can't do that! Only I can suspend the campaign! I didn't suspend it for the 1988 Mountain Dew shortage and I'm not going to suspend it now.

      KUCINICH: YOU GUYS I AM TOTALLY CASTING A CANTRIP

      MCCAIN: Oh my god, Dennis, shut up, you don't even count.

      KUCINICH: YOU GUYS ARE DICKS

      BIDEN: Where are the Cheetos?

      RON PAUL: Wait. What happen to tiny Mormon Man?

      GM: You find Mitt's lifeless, drained corpse has been stuffed in the broom closet.

      HILARY: Oh, God DAMMIT.

      MCAIN: Not ok! NOT OK!

      OBAMA: What, I didn't even get a detect evil roll for that one?

      HILARY: I TOLD you she was a succubus, but did anyone listen? Oohhhhh no, Hilary's just jealous of the beauty queen.

      RON PAUL: Pretty Lady screw Mitt lifeless. Ronpaul SMASH!!

      MCCAIN: Would you please go light up a spliff and stay out of this? The grown ups are talking.

      RON PAUL: Why pretty lady suck life out of Mitt and not Ronpaul? Not fair!

      HILARY: I mean, never mind that I'm the one with 17 Wisdom, but does anyone listen to the girl? Noooooo.

      RON PAUL: Also Mitt have stupid name. Who name kid after baseball equipment?

      KUCINICH: HAY YOU GUYS CHECK OUT MY HEAD OF VECNA TRICK

      HILARY: This never would have happened when Tim Russert was our GM.

      GM: You know what? Forget it. Rocks fall, everyone dies.

      OBAMA: Screw you guys. I'm going to go play Bunnies and Burrows at Jon Stewart's house.

      HILARY: Me too.

      MCCAIN: Me too.

      KUCINICH: GAZEBO!



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    • Hey.

      10 years ago

      jeepguy

      I'm 20 now.

    • I touched Julia Roberts

      11 years ago

      jeepguy

      I'm not lying.

      She rode the Jungle Cruise on Wednesday.

  • Comments (1320)

    • ulovekelly

      8 years ago

      GREAT! HOW BOUT YOU?!

    • CountCaboose

      8 years ago

      *squints suspiciously*
      Have you always been here?

    • CountCaboose

      8 years ago

      ...Sir?
      *rubs eyes*
      Sir?

    • Titanroller

      8 years ago

      Dude, where have you been? lol

    • XxLiLiThxX

      10 years ago

      my name on there is fluffy cupycake, hahaha should be the only one

    • XxLiLiThxX

      10 years ago

      couldnt find you.. lol i dont know how that facebook stuff works still lol

    • PhoenixGate

      10 years ago

      yay for depressed shut-ins! unite!

    • PhoenixGate

      10 years ago

      i got work through labor ready. they finally got things going again.

    • EntrpcChaos

      10 years ago

      Ah...vacation....I could use one of those!!!

    • Titanroller

      10 years ago

      Hey amigo! How's life? Oh, and how's it going with the girl? Been wondering that.

    • wahibabe05

      10 years ago

      i'm gonna miss my bf

    • ulovekelly

      10 years ago

      lol thats what im usually saying!!! and now were getting a whole week of snow!!

    • wahibabe05

      10 years ago

      well i'm gonna fly about 2500 miles to be home with my family and have lunch/dinner with my extended family on my mom's side. same as every year :P

      and i deleted all my images

    • wahibabe05

      10 years ago

      big thanksgiving plans?

    • wahibabe05

      10 years ago

      hi!

    • ulovekelly

      10 years ago

      im sorry.. this world is going down hill

    • ulovekelly

      10 years ago

      see that just kills me! i have gay friends and they have the right to love who ever there chose! my mom its against gay people but she still believes they have the right to love whoever they want. people r just dumb!

    • ulovekelly

      10 years ago

      OMG! thank u! ur the first person to see my side of things. im talking to people about it and they never see my side of things.. the last thing i got from a pro-lifer was, it was gods will to put a soul on this earth (sorry it ur a stong believer..) but i dont give a crap on what god wanted, its a womans choice and thats that, bo one should tell her to keep something she doesnt want. F its the freakin womans rights in the constitution!

      oh my god im sorry i didnt mean to go off like that...

    • wahibabe05

      10 years ago

      ooooh

      i was close?

    • Titanroller

      10 years ago

      Hola amigo

    • wahibabe05

      10 years ago

      sunday night/afternoon?

    • wahibabe05

      10 years ago

      busy :(

    • wahibabe05

      10 years ago

      mst3k
      episode 812

    • EntrpcChaos

      10 years ago

      They tend to do that the older you get...lol......hope all is well!

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      i didn't mean to fall asleep!
      i wanted to stay up and do hw.

      i'm just so exhausted

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      i fell asleep :(

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      i'm on allllll the time!

    • Dark_Midna

      11 years ago

      Hey, I call it like I see it.

    • ulovekelly

      11 years ago

      =) thanx

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      last weekend it was my roommates 21st and this last friday i closed down a bar

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      thanks

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      hey who modded that comment you left on my page last night?

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      oh really?

      and you're online?

      with some friends?

      get on msn!

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      hi!

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      sorry i didn't get to say hi, i was brushing my teeth!


    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      k thnx

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      close but no cigar!


      whats the website we watch that stuff on?

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      last night i met a guy who looked like you, but he was 6'6" ... i don't think you're that tall

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      i can't i'm already in hawaii

      and next summer i'm gonna go to disneyworld not land

      and yay we get to watch mst3k!!

    • reece59576

      11 years ago

      I thought it was Halo CE at first so what do I know. : )

    • Titanroller

      11 years ago

      Get your new lady do update for us. lol

    • ulovekelly

      11 years ago

      om great! well, sorta lol
      schools coming and i dont want it too!!!

    • Titanroller

      11 years ago

      Ba-zing.

    • Titanroller

      11 years ago

      Alex. you gotta tell us how you met the beautiful new lady in your life!

    • ulovekelly

      11 years ago

      haha hey how r u?

    • MissCharlie

      11 years ago

      where havent i been?

      haha, so not the impression i want to give out eh.

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      money? i didn't get a job this summer, so i have no money

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      well i might need some help getting down there...

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      well... maybe... if i can talk to my dad about it...

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      i knooooow!!

      but i don't see it happening this summer *sigh*

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