jegsimmons1

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    • jegsimmons1

      Welp...there goes Wes Craven

      1 day ago

      No more nightmares.....

    • jegsimmons1

      guild wars 2 free to play!

      2 days ago

      "I EAT THE BRAINS FROM MY ENEMIES HEADS!
      I PROUDLY WEAR THEIR SCALPS!
      I BURN THEIR TOWNS
      TO THE GROUND!
      TO ME THE PRISONERS ALL BOW!!!!"

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      Ok that one is dark wolf from Fire and Ice but fuck you, he's Conan tier awesome

    • jegsimmons1

      Let me explain something

      2 days ago

      Crime Happens
      Investigation
      Evidence gathering
      Suspect Identified and charged if a prosecutor takes the case or warrant is issued
      Suspect is given his rights, which are read to him before questioning or continued investigation of any type proceeds, if this is violated the charges are dropped and they go free.
      Suspect even if caught on tape is innocent until they are proven guilty, no exceptions.
      Grand Jury decides if evidence is enough to bring to trial
      If so we go to jury selection where people are filtered out to be as non bias as reasonably possible, and are told to leave all bias at the door and to write "guilty" if there is no reasonable doubt.
      Trial proceeds
      Both sides make their case
      Prosecution MUST PROVE GUILT
      Defense only has to prove they are not guilty.
      Jury reflects on evidence and testimony to see if its all making sense.
      If the evidence is not conclusive, and guilt can not be proven beyond reasonable doubt then the jury will usually vote not guilty as instructed.
      If the evidence is concrete the Jury can vote guilty on the specific charges

      This is called the Adversarial system court of law. Its what the USA uses and is currently the most fair and evidence based trial system in human history with the principle "better 100 guilty men go free than 1 innocent spend life behind bars."

      This system applies to literally everyone who is a citizen of this nation, politicians, civilians, cops ect.


      Now there is another system.

      It's called the Inquisitorial system, where most fo the above is not applied.

      Instead of the prosecution having to prove guilt, and the defense having to only disprove guilt by use of reasonable doubt, in the inquisitorial system the defense is the one that must completely prove innocence and is assumed to be guilty until proven otherwise, even though in many cases, like is sex offenses its impossible to prove a negative.

      There is infact another name for this system and its why the USA specifically uses a system opposite of this.....that other name is called "Witch hunt".

      So, my friends, next time a major media coverage of a crime happens, like all these cops being accused of murder on false premises and irrational people basing judgement on feeling and personal bias....


      Remember....Witches do not exist. So do not EVER be a witch hunter.

    • jegsimmons1

      "You see that mountain side right there?"

      3 days ago

      "FUCK IT AND EVERYTHING IN AND AROUND IT! FUCK IT SO GOD DAMN HARD!"

      http://controversialtimes.com/military/what-happen...

    • jegsimmons1

      I think its pretty conclusive

      3 days ago

      The Pirates won the Pirate vs Ninja war.


      Also for everyone talking about hand to hand combat..... look up Savate.
      If you're wondering what that is, its a French sailor martial art during the age fo exploration to pirate era where french sailors used eastern martial arts, like karate and such to kick with assistenace with their hands allowing for close quarters combat.
      Its the martial art Sanji for one piece uses to a degree.
      And also look up pirate stealth missions when taking a ship thats anchored....Ninjas got nothing.

    • jegsimmons1

      the Apocalypse

      3 days ago

      Everyone is prepared for aliens, zombies, nuclear war, biological war, chemical war, ect which are serious things to worry about....some more than others....


      Does anyone ever consider the scariest one isnt a mass death apocalypse but a massive famine based one? Either from disease or economics mass starvation would be the worst because chances are anyone you have to kill is just someone trying to feed themselves and family. And the scariest acts on earth have happened while people were starving to death.


      I dont think you can really prepare for that one.

    • jegsimmons1

      meme vs not meme

      4 days ago

      lolcats = meme
      A lol cat YOU made and has 3 views =not a meme

      rick rolling = meme
      a random pic with a caption = not a meme

      chuck norris = meme
      Harry potter = fandom

      meme =/= humourous picture or even joke.
      meme =

      1. an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
        • a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc. that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.

      See the difference?

    • jegsimmons1

      This site design is starting to piss me off

      1 week ago

      The load times are insane.
      Half of all alerts and links are fucking DEAD and lead to "sorry we cant find this"
      Video inbedding is broken
      Images BARELY works
      Posting comments fails 10% of the times
      And the background is STILL fucking white on white like some amateur HTML site!

      ect

      Seriously... nothing so far has been fixed except the anti spam bot which has more false positives that true positives!

      Shit is getting old. I rather have the old design back than this bullshit.

    • jegsimmons1

      Stock Market

      1 week ago

      Group A have stocks.
      Group A sees their stocks lower and panic and sell

      Group B who also has stocks sees the stocks plummet thanks to group A and sell hoping to retain some cash.

      Group C Does the same as B


      Group D is pissed because they didnt sell and not have to wait a few more years to make profit because everyone in groups A, B, and C are god damn idiots who dont understand natural fluxations in prices and that you dont sell on a down slope.


      However Group E takes advantage and puts their first bit of small spare cash into said stock and then invites group A, B, and C for poker because he knows those fucks dont understand the concept behind "folding".

      Group E goes home with a sweet 20Gs and group Bs sunglasses, Cs, sweet ass shirt and belt buckle, and As rolex....



      Moral of the story? Invest in guns and crabs. Because they're both recession and sewage proof.

    • jegsimmons1

      Dear Florida and Louisiana....

      1 week ago

      Alabama is officially better than you when it comes to Gators.

      http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/...

      Twice over, actually.


      also, HOLY FUCK THAT GATOR IS FUCK ALL HUGE!!!

  • About Me

    Just a guy who like drawing, photoediting, movie makeing, gameing and all the buttery goodness that is internet.
    Im also christian and Im also a halo fanatic. feel free to Watch me because im always active and interesting /shamlessplug.
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  • Comments (1006)

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      2 months ago

      I've got an extra special birthday present for you ~

      youtu.be/ZhRT7LKQmiI?t=6444

      1:47:22 to end. Just enjoy it.

      Post edited 6/21/15 2:37PM

    • SpleeSpree

      SpleeSpree

      2 months ago

      Did you know this was going on?

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhWsDkqrofw

      Only had time to tune in for a second, though it actually seemed like Animal Mother was disagreeing with Sargon.

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      3 months ago

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      "YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL IN VALHALLA, ALL SHINY AND CHROME."


      As stupid decisions go... this one is waaaaay up there.

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      3 months ago

      Dude, I gotta learn to trust your recommendations even more than I already do. I'm up to episode 3 of Daredevil, it's amazing. Love it.

      THAT FUCKING HALLWAY FIGHT :D

      • Lorcan0c

        Lorcan0c

        3 months ago

        So I hear! My next major college deadline is Friday, I plan to so it the Saturday afterwards to celebrate (if I get the essay done on time.)

    • Caszie

      Caszie Queen Fish

      3 months ago

      Hey! Thanks for the friendship! :)

      • Caszie

        Caszie Queen Fish

        3 months ago

        Kind of the response I figured I'd get from you! Haha

      • Caszie

        Caszie Queen Fish

        3 months ago

        I see you around the site a lot and I can never tell whether I love what you post or hate it. You're an interesting individual! :D

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      4 months ago

      I have a feeling you're gonna bust a gut laughing at the new RVB PSA if you haven't seen it already xD

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      4 months ago

      Is it just me, or does the villain of Dead Space 3 look like Jim Sterling?

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      I mean... the glasses, the red background, kinda overweight.... egotistical meglomania...delusions of grandeur and self importance.... just sayin.

      • Lorcan0c

        Lorcan0c

        4 months ago

        Ah. I'll admit the series is kinda overrated (And in the case of 3, over-hated) but I got all 3 for like, less than $10 over the years, so they're good for what they're worth. Just not very good as horror games. More "thrillers" than anything else, you know the kind, gory SF action with horror elements, but not much actual horror. Sorry I'll shaddup. Just, 4am, random thoughts.

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      4 months ago

      Oh fan-fucking tastic. EVEN DC ARE DOING THE "TRAILER FOR A TRAILER" BULLSHIT NOW. Is nothing sacred anymore?

      I'd make a trailer-ception joke, but frankly this teaser has so many BWAAAHHH's it feels a bit redundant....

      • Lorcan0c

        Lorcan0c

        4 months ago

        TRUST NO ONE.

        #CivilWar :P

        Post edited 4/17/15 10:00AM

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      4 months ago

      To quote the LK supercut, "IT'S TIME FOR YOUR LATEST CA SUCK UPDATE!"

      I was having a shitty morning already as it is. but finding out the Nostalgia Ctitic has done a 'review' of the glorious gem of cheesy action shlock that is Demolition Man made me want to gag in rage.

      No Doug. No. Bad. You don't touch that fucking movie.... NO.

      • Lorcan0c

        Lorcan0c

        4 months ago

        That's because it's one of his few strengths. He's good at impressions. That's how he got his start. I don't respect the guy, but I'll admit, yeah, he can do impressions damn well, he's good at capturing the mannerisms and vocal ticks of certain actors and characters.

        So that's why he makes all these references and constantly dresses up in stupid costumes. Because that's what he thinks "comedy" is.

      • Lorcan0c

        Lorcan0c

        4 months ago

        I'd say it's a bit of both. See his idea of "Parody" is "Quoting and referencing things" rather than making clever observations and send-ups of tropes and cliche's. So naturally the fact that this is Parody has gone right the fuck over his head.

    • Lorcan0c

      Lorcan0c

      4 months ago

      Sorry, feeling the urge to bash CA again.

      I actually went to their Indiegogo page. This paragraph made me cringe so hard, I might have damaged my shoulders...

      We also found many independent video producers and brought them under our Awesome Umbrella (think of it like a normal umbrella, only it makes you fly and stuff and talks back to you like something out of Mary Poppins). Together, these producers teamed up with us to create yearly anniversary specials -- which have been universally praised as being: "Light years ahead of M Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, but not better than The Avengers."


      ....Dude, I know it's an easy target, but The Last Airbender Movie is not WORSE than your piece of shit LARPing home videos, CA. I would be offended if I were Shyamalan right now, because at least his movie had god damn production values...

      Also, "Universally praised"? Well I'm no film critic, but I'm calling these movies garbage, so there, claim is invalidated. So just another lie to add to the pile on this fraud campaign, eh? :D

      Post edited 4/12/15 12:44PM