jl92

Male
from PA

  • Activity

    • Virus

      13 years ago

      jl92

      I got a virus on my computer and now I need to reformat it so I really won't be on alot. I've gotten slightly better at skateboarding (I can almost land a heelflip, 180, and a 180 ollie, I can land a 360 manual, and I'm working on a move i made up called the hip hop) my friend got a quarterpipe and it's really cool.So now I'm on vacation and about to start school.... one last thing if you want to check out some of my sketches and drawings go to here

    • HELP!!!!

      13 years ago

      jl92

      Ok well I'm trying to download a skin for my Windows XP and it ididn't work it just switched to windows classic in stead of the theme I want
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    • Jokes

      13 years ago

      jl92

      Bored so here are some jokes!
      Joke #1
      An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
      Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
      The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68.
      His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
      Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?"
      The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had the bastard buried upside down..."
      Joke #2
      A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
      The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
      She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."
      Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
      She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
      She says, "I want the kids, too."
      The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
      She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too."
      The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
      The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
      She asks, "What's that?"
      The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got
      the airbag!"
      Joke #3
      A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir," says the bartender. "That'll be one cent." "One penny?!" exclaims the guy. "That?s right."
      So the guy glances at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas and a salad?""Certainly, sir," replies the bartender. "That?ll be four cents." "Four cents?" says the guy.
      "Jeez, I?d like to meet the guy who owns this place!" "He?s upstairs with my wife," says the bartender. "What's he doing with your wife?" asks the guy. "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
      Joke #4
      An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before
      the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

      The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, " What is it?" The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
      Joke #5
      The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Illinois for $200.

      They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were very happy.

      They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

      They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.

      They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks away to the other side."

      The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Illinois?"

      The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Illinois?"

      The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Illinois."
      Joke#6
      A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK, old fart, time to retire.'

      The old rooster replies,' come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'

      The young rooster says, 'Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over.' The old rooster says 'I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'

      The young rooster laughs, 'You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start. 'The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

      He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to bits.

      The farmer sadly shakes his head, 'Darn,...third gay rooster I bought this month.'
      Joke #7
      Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a curse: those that weren't curses were to say the least, rude.

    • 6/6/06

      13 years ago

      jl92

      Happy satan day everyone! ;)

    • New Shirts!!!!!

      13 years ago

      jl92

      I got the coolest shirts from PhatRags
      Link Here
      Here are my shirts
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      This is my favorite

    • Cool Links

      13 years ago

      jl92

      OK this link is soooo cool! Just watch it!
      NINJA!
      This link is the funniest thing I've ever seen
      HARRY POTTER RUIN!
      This one is funny too but not as funny as the harry potter ruin
      WANK BOY
      UMMMMMMMMMM...WOW
      WOAH
      Jingle Bells
      Jingle Bells
      my favorite reaction to Jingle Bells
      Reaction
      This kid deserved it
      Gamecube
      Please respond if you liked them

    • Lots of Freakin' Naruto Comix!

      13 years ago

      jl92

      If you want a pic take em' but you have to give me 15 mods!............JK just takesasukeanditachi.jpg
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      By the way whoever wants 30 Mods I'm going to post a contest soon

    • Skating Board

      13 years ago

      jl92

      Since I've been EEP(read my journals) I've made alot of friends one is named Jeff. He can skateboard so over a while of practice I now know how to skateboard. It's really awsome. just wanted to let you know.Bye.

    • To sum up everything!

      13 years ago

      jl92

      Ok to sum up everything....................this summer i went to that summer camp it was mad cool I met alot of cool kids.....by the way if any of those kids are on hee mail me. Anyways the camp was cool and i made a video game called Black Mages Quest it was pretty gay but I still liked it. Now at the end of the week I got my game on a disc with the other files.......I was retarted and didn't copy the software on to the disc so I could secretly make games at my house. : ( So besides that I got excepted into this new program at our school it's called EEP(eniornment ecology project). We get to do lots of cool stuff like Kayyaking and hiking. There is a friend of mine in real life who got me hooked on this new game called Ragnarok online this game rules ass! (check out the bamboo pic in my images) Try to get your hands on it if you can get on to server CakeRO (Chocolate cake). Well that about sums it up..........oh by the way guess what my grades are huh guess!
      Soc.St. B+
      Math A
      Science B
      English A
      Reading A

  • About Me

  • Comments (37)

    • jbvirus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      made ur pic dude its in my images go on ahead and pick it up

    • Xplay93

      13 years ago

      sat. 22nd of july

    • Hydro626 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      i still dont think you get it. you dont have to know what a note streak is to see whats going on. its the number of the beast.

    • Hydro626 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      take a look at the note streak on that song.

    • xwedgex

      13 years ago

      gawd ! x-play , no offense but shut the hell up!

    • BamBamBradley twitch.tv/BamBamBradley

      13 years ago

      Yes, I like Bright Eyes!

    • Xplay93

      13 years ago

      do you want to join my clan Sora's Army, if so message me.

    • Tucker809

      13 years ago

      plus 1 to the middle finger to church3994

    • Xplay93

      13 years ago

      ok you know you've seen my room but i have 3 other posters : Halo2, and 2 more scarface ones where should i put them

    • Xplay93

      13 years ago

      awe man i just saw the pic you made it's awesome!

    • Xplay93

      13 years ago

      Naruto is really starting to suck. unlike Eureka seven and Fma they don't know when to put a talking episode or how to do it right. they always talk when you want them to fight, and it really doesn't make you feel for the people

    • Xplay93

      13 years ago

      wow nice how long did it take you to find them

    • Xplay93

      13 years ago

      lol, let's see if you can spot my rvb dvds

    • shadow15

      13 years ago

      love the bitched slapped thing!!! hi-la-rious!!

      hugs-nats

    • EgoDeusEst

      13 years ago

      Sorry dude. You gotta give an exact ammount of hours.

    • DrKilljoy

      13 years ago

      YAY!
      Mod points for me!
      WHOOHOO!

    • InWonderland

      13 years ago

      haha, well thats cool :)

    • teneil

      13 years ago

      Absolutely brilliant Naruto pics ^-~
      But that lil gif of sasuke's disturbing cos he seems to be smiling! *shock horror*

    • blaze1221

      13 years ago

      Dont spam me again, or ill block you. Dont spam

    • BellaMaria

      13 years ago

      hey, what comic is that? i would like to read it!

    • katelan74

      13 years ago

      Don't ever do that again or you'll be blocked.

    • Tms

      13 years ago

      just for fun... XD


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      ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNO YOUR REALLI sexy! IF YOU BRAKE THE cHAIN, YOULL BE CURSED WITH UN*SEXYNESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS sexy!!!

    • WileyTorres

      13 years ago

      Happy Thanksgiving.

    • pimp11mn

      13 years ago

      plz check out my journal i finally finished it

    • magiczlinken

      13 years ago

      Great music favorites.

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      14 years ago

      love the rejected video

    • InWonderland

      14 years ago

      hummm where did you snag that great gif file on your profile?

    • DedKennedy

      14 years ago

      hey, thanks much for commenting on my profile page, and i love the gorillaz up there

    • Ghost1775

      14 years ago

      The guy in my journal entry is star wars kid. He really sucks with the staff. Just google search star wars kid and you can probably find the video.

    • uhf26

      14 years ago

      3:23 am

    • Flash

      14 years ago

      It's Nuklear Age by the guy who does 8bit Theater at NukearPower.com

    • 5atan

      14 years ago

      check the first stop forum.

    • avrge_mike88

      14 years ago

      no offense taken, nothing wrong with a little constructive critizism :)

    • InvaderGIR

      14 years ago

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    • GoatBoy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      love the stewie avatar! I agree Stewie for Prez

    • NOVAmonkey

      14 years ago

      Click on mod to give mod points

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