johnnybadass

Female
from lex-vegas, ky

  • Activity

    • 3 years ago

      johnnybadass
    • oh good lord...

      5 years ago

      johnnybadass

      let me just tell you about MY 2013. @_@

      after 6 years of marriage, chris and i decided to call it quits. we're different people who want different things in life. i wish him luck.

      after that, i sewed my oats and tried to figure out who i was. i tried dating....big LOL. i managed to date a guy that i thought was going to murder me. and then some 19 year old kid who had never even seen anchorman or major payne. *facepalm* ...lesson learned....19 year olds know dick about life.

      i took up pole dancing/fitness, and i'm REALLY goddamn good at it



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      i gained about 16 pounds, so i look healthy, and i'm actually kinda curvy. *shrug* who would have thought some 96 pound girl who had so much trouble gaining weight could ever be shapely?
      ....
      also, Capt_Ed and i decided to give this "us thing" a shot on christmas. it was only logical since we've both been harboring a super secret crush that could never be spoken of for years. and now i understand how goddamn awesome it is to date your best friend. but i'm glad it was later rather than sooner. i really needed to grow up and learn what kind of person i was and what i have to offer a significant other.


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      and my 2014 has started off pretty good. i really like the direction life is going. i'm actually truly happy and content. :D GO ME! yay!

    • o_o

      6 years ago

      johnnybadass

      oh hai!

    • 8 years ago

      johnnybadass
    • 8 years ago

      johnnybadass
    • just a little update

      8 years ago

      johnnybadass

      since i haven't posted anything i roughly 7 months. for those of you who still know i exist.

      -chris joined the navy. he leaves for boot camp on may 10th.
      -we went on a hippie camping trip back in september...i'm still seeing pretty colors.
      -we no longer live on campus at EKU, we got an amazing townhouse just down the road.
      -my cats have never been crazier
      -we bought a kit from think geek, and now we can make our own booze from juice
      -i hacked an iphone to work on tmobile, and it's my current phone. i pay $15 a month, and i can get all the free apps my heart desires. :D

      the end.

    • 8 years ago

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    • 9 years ago

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      9 years ago

      johnnybadass

      so we've kicked the AT&T habit and now we're verizon users.....we both got the DROID, and we fucking love them. they're like little pocket computers with sweet apps :D

      and i do believe we're going to forecastle this coming weekend, so probably many crazy pictures ensue.

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  • Comments (1484)

    • Leo

      8 years ago

      Ohhhhhhhhh. Gotcha.

    • Leo

      8 years ago

      That's pretty cool! I also go to EKU.

    • ValhallaKing

      8 years ago

      you're welcome

    • Larith

      9 years ago

      yeah I've tried drunk, went just as good as it did sober :\

    • Larith

      9 years ago

      vortex? haha wow i never knew they the tricks had names...

    • Capt_Ed

      9 years ago

      Well, I don't know those people so I'll maintain that I didn't.

    • Capt_Ed

      9 years ago

      $180

    • LilBach

      9 years ago

      saints row FTW!

    • BurningVenus

      9 years ago

      Yeah I had the awkward phase when I was in middle school (and still a little now). I still get really self conscious sometimes but I just look at my good qualities and try to block out the bad. And hell everyone has their flaws, you're entitled to them just as much as the next person smiley8.gif

    • BurningVenus

      9 years ago

      Hey, I thought it was kinda cool what you did about the HMC eye candy award. At first I just thought you were just angry but I saw your reason and I'm impressed at your integrity. Sorry if I bothered you but I just thought I'd say so. Have a nice day.

    • Larith

      9 years ago

      D:

    • ZetaZasco

      9 years ago

      I understand 100% madame. The main focus of the award is to celebrate all our female members. The only standard that we have for the award is that we give it to any woman we choose. Honestly, the end-result is to give the award to EVERY woman on here. However, we're only about a month old, but we're getting there!

      Regarding our organization, it started off as an inside joke between myself and two other friends from a Jimmy Kimmel sketch comedy that quickly grew to 40 members within a week.

      We respect and value your honest opinion. It was understood that you were offended by our actions and you didn't have to contact us again. So we sincerely appreciate and thank you for your follow-up.

    • ZetaZasco

      9 years ago

      Duely noted. Our sincerest apologies. The award wasn't meant to offend. It's just something we randomly hand out to people.

      However, we do honor your opinion, so I've informed the HMC group to refrain from disturbing you any further, madame. This response is just to inform you that you won't be bothered by anyone else from our organization.

      Again, our apologies.

    • ZetaZasco

      9 years ago

      Good evening Madame,

      On behalf of The Handsome Men's Club I am here to inform you that you have been awarded the HMC Eye Candy Award. Our most pristine congratulations are in order as you have absolutely stunned us with your class and beauty.

      We ask that you take a moment to let the shock of this prestigious award settle before accepting all privileges and rights that are bestowed upon you with said award.

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      Feel free to post your award as your profile pic for a week (longer if preferred)

      Good Day

    • jtmitchell87 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      I have very little say what comes in and out of here. I once commented that the bananas weren't ripe enough so they made sure I never got a single banana again. That was five years ago.

      I just take what they offer me and have learned not to complain.

    • Larith

      9 years ago

      maybe you're just not trying hard enough!

    • Larith

      9 years ago

      Don't lie, you know you wanna be just like me :P

    • Sphynx21

      9 years ago

      so in the mean time do we contact admiral beeotch and have some fun?

    • Sphynx21

      9 years ago

      The death star proceeds on schedule, those rebels won't be a problem much longer

    • Sphynx21

      9 years ago

      well in that case oh lord of the sith, there's nothing to worry about

    • Sphynx21

      9 years ago

      careful for Darth Vader's they crush Rebellions....

    • Sphynx21

      9 years ago

      (I can't resist this)

      I thought colleges preferred you have a secret stash of pussy...


      Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm done.



      Good to hear teh kittehs are good, congrats to Chris! What's the major to be? Married housing? Awwwwww now that's just cool. Never heard of that option up yonder so it's actually a really cool feature there. Anything new over the last year or so?

    • Darkeye

      9 years ago

      /facepalm.....i forgot what his last name was!

    • Darkeye

      9 years ago

      Well if i knew your msn or facebook i would :)

    • GreyFox389

      9 years ago

      Well I'm a fervent shit reader, and now I'm running out of shit to read.

      But, welcome.

    • Sphynx21

      9 years ago

      I've been alive and kicken actually. Not to much longer and I'll have completed my MA program which means only but good times. Been a long haul. How're you? How's Chris? How're the kittehs? How's the Om Nom Nom greatness of yee haw'ing?

      Catch me up!

    • Trixy

      9 years ago

      Because people are assholes.
      Also your hookah is fancy.

    • scorch375

      9 years ago

      haha thanks ill have to try that! i am a starbucks addict so maybe that will make the cravings go away

    • scorch375

      9 years ago

      awsome! ill have to check it out sometime. thanks. oh and if you hant tried it yet, id stay clear of peach flavor.. >.> and nice hookah, mines not as nice but it was 49 $ at a "tabbaco hut" ha

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      9 years ago

      you are superior to cotton.. I heard you beat cotton in a contest... ten to one

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      9 years ago

      I love terry cloth and I love you smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • LDude FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Yeah I kinda realized that you said you didn't buy it online a little after I wrote that and it was to late to change

    • Larith

      9 years ago

      i cant stand cloves unless i'm drunk.

    • Larith

      9 years ago

      woo!

    • Larith

      9 years ago

      YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE FACE

    • Larith

      9 years ago

      psh your face is the one that should be hated!

    • Larith

      9 years ago

      good thing its not your shirt then! XD

    • Ava_Adore

      9 years ago

      I know a little french. we have to learn it in school from grades 4 through 8.
      some kids even go into French earlier then that.

    • Ava_Adore

      9 years ago

      well that is a good reason to learn the language.
      it will also help open doors for jobs ect. if you know an additional language.
      seriously though, awesome job. I could never learn a language like that :P

    • chuch2041

      10 years ago

      There's nothing blind about it. There's is nothing in this universe that we as individuals can control. At the basic level, most faiths are an acceptance of the fact that someone/something else is in control.

    • chuch2041

      10 years ago

      That's what faith is about. Finding peace amongst the chaos.

    • Ava_Adore

      10 years ago

      that is probably it.
      but it really does bring out your eyes.
      I think it does look cute on you.

    • Larith

      10 years ago

      hahaha girl pants...

      Honestly I've never gotten that...

    • Ava_Adore

      10 years ago

      MCS is amazing!
      I <3 them.

    • Trixy

      10 years ago

      i want to attempt to be a suicide girl/model, but the Marine Corps says that I cant be nude or nearly nude. Fffer.
      You two are so cute.
      I think at heart, I'm a little person, I love little people, donno. Weird but true

    • Darkeye

      10 years ago

      Beer bong or bust?

    • Larith

      10 years ago

      bitch please

    • silveira03

      10 years ago

      yee-ha

    • Darkeye

      10 years ago

      Ya spelled the same. I have always liked that name so if i have a girl there is a high chance that's what it will be.

    • Trixy

      10 years ago

      Fuck na! I just have it up
      I actually grew it out, its about down to my shoulders...just barely haha.
      Good golly you are so adorable I could just b\goggle you up..
      Or put you in my pocket for when I have a bad day...yyup

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