• Activity

    • 8 years ago

      jokingclown
    • 8 years ago

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    • April Fool's

      12 years ago

      jokingclown

      I called my best friend's (lets call her Sally) old boyfriend and told him we were getting married (we aren't, and not even dating) and he was invited to the wedding. He was really jealous and worried of me at the end of the relationship so it was really funny. we've been on friendly terms ever since. I talked to him for like 15 minutes it was pretty hilarious.

      Then Sally texted her dad saying she was getting married, he called her back, but she didn't answer so he texted her saying "Well, considering you wont answer your phone and its April Fools Day I wont believe you till I see a ring.

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      My previous journal I wrote a list of things that I love. It felt really good to write and a lot of people said it was their favorite journal of mine. I just wanted to say that everyone who reads this should right their own, and tell everyone who reads it to do the same. If I could I would give mods to everyone who did. Sadly I cant.

      If you write it, you might want to listen to this at the same time.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhAjrIAFiJ0

      BTW, the more depressed or angry or sad or stressed you are, the more you should write this journal.

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      You might have noticed my new image offering free mods. You are more than welcome to post once and get 2 free mods. Also, if you want to spread the love, you can go to the last page (or wherever the modded posts end) and spread the love. it feels good, and its the only way I can keep that image going. I had about four hundred mods, and I need to save a hundred for my other contest thing. Ill keep modding till I run out, but that'll be soon.

    • I love.

      12 years ago

      jokingclown

      I love listening to "Clint Eastwood" by the "Gorillaz". I love the feeling right after I brush my teeth or take a shower. I love waking up in the middle of the night being entirely disoriented and not knowing what direction I am facing. I love hugging my friends. I love my friends. I love when one of my friends knows what I am thinking because they know me so well. I love sitting on my roof not saying anything just soaking up the sun all alone. I love sitting on the roof with a girl, just talking. I love finding out that I was wrong, because it makes me that closer to being right. I love homemade pancakes with homemade syrup. I love humans. All of them. I love trying to imagine what someone else feels like, its one of the hardest things I have ever tried to do. I love drinking water. I love the feeling I get when i drink water, it rushes through my whole body. I love drawing. I love reading a good book, I love learning anything at all. I love the feeling of walking 20 miles without eating or sleeping almost at all for two days then falling onto a bed exhausted. I love knowing that I helped someone else's life better. I love knowing that I am appreciated. I loving talking to someone who is smarter than me. I love playing chess. I love how when I play chess I start seeing mathematical chess patterns in real life all around me. I love Crazy Eights, Darts, and Pool. I love a good joke, a good movie, and for some odd reason I love comforting people when they are sad. I love the female body, I love feeling any feeling Ive never experienced before even if its painful. I love going running and coming back exhausted. I love riding bikes in the forest at night. I love lamp.

    • Sponsorship

      12 years ago

      jokingclown

      VocalDrummer was kind enough to sponsor me. If you haven't ever seen his profile, you should click the link. I personally love his images, especially the one from Scrubs.

      Ive been at Sunriver for the last 5 days. Sunriver is a vacation spot that is in the woods and has cabins everywhere lots of bike trails, some tennis courts, basketball courts, a pool, ice skating rink, a place where you can ride horses, and a bunch of other things. Needless to say it is a very fun place. It was nice weather the whole time we were there which was awesome.

      I have been incredibly stressed out the last few weeks for many reasons, even a little suicidal. Being suicidal and then hearing two of your closest friends tell you that they are going to kill themselves all in the same day is not a relaxing experience. The vacation was very nice, and im glad I had the chance to go.

    • Im going on vacation.

      12 years ago

      jokingclown

      I am going to go up to a cabin today so Ill be gone for the next four days.

      A couple of things:

      - While I am gone feel free to post in this journal with ideas for future journals for me to write, preferably about things similar to what I have written about in the past. Read previous journals of mine for examples.

      - My membership ran out, so if anyone feels like giving me a subscription that would be more than welcome. ill still love you if you don't. But if you do, I will write a journal thanking you.

    • Communication

      12 years ago

      jokingclown

      I'm going to talk about something that Is not incredibly deep but I think people should be reminded of.

      People don't always say what they mean.

      Sometimes people say something that is not true, but they are not lying. So, for example, if someone is very mad they may say "I want to fucking kill you". That however does not mean they want to kill you. Most likely they are communicating a set of feelings. Something along the lines of "I am very frustrated with this situation. I am also upset and angry and i don't know how I can solve it." Thats common knowledge, but I don't think most people realize just how often this occurs.

      I am thinking specifically of couples or friends who have known each other for a long time.

      Spoken language is only a set of various sounds that we have attached to various objects and feelings so we can talk about rage or sex or a rock or japan, without having to play charades. So as strange as it may be you can "lie" using spoken language in order to express honestly your emotions and feelings.. Its kinda like telling a fairytale that has a moral at the end. But instead of the fairytale its "I want to fucking kill you" and the moral of the story is "I am very frustrated with this situation. I am also upset and angry and i don't know how I can solve it."

      So yeah. Thats all. not much of a journal but Ive been dealing with personal problems and this has been on my mind. Feel free to add to my journal, make it better or longer, chime in with your own thoughts. Ill be very interested. Maybe it'll give me some insight too.

      And what you write can be only vaguely related. Whatever it makes you think about.

    • You.

      12 years ago

      jokingclown

      I have brown hair. I am 5'11 and only weigh 125 pounds. When I look in the mirror I see a person, a face I connect with me. I call myself "me" or "myself". None of the things I just mentioned are me though. I hear myself think. Or see myself think. There must be a name for this.. your subconscious self, I don't know.

      At any rate i imagine myself as a small white glowing ball that is in my brain. I imagine it as that because its a mystery, some might call it your spirit, but whatever you call it, everyone has it, and cant fully understand it. Wrapped around it is my body. So when I look in the mirror I see a face (my face) that i connect to me. but your face changes, and when you look in the mirror at yourself its uncomfortable because when you think about it enough that face you are looking at is not really the "essence" of who you are. its that mysterious voice in your head.

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      Deep down inside you are alone. No one else in the world can hear your thoughts. You can be in a room with a close friend, you a hundred people and feel alone deep inside. People seek out friends and relationships. You have friends and relationships. Each person you know has their own little voice in their head. Each person feels alone on some level. But by getting close to someone you can get a glimpse of their thoughts. The most wonderful feeling I have ever felt is when i close friend of mine sensed that I was in pain and ask me what was wrong. It is as if she was listening to my thoughts for a few seconds. For a few seconds I wasn't alone. I think whether people know it or not, thats what they want out of a relationship. They may describe it in a different way... Someone who will support them, someone to hang out with, someone they feel comfortable around...

      The downside of getting close to someone is that everyone has had things happen in their lives that make them defensive. Maybe they were molested. Maybe they were really fat but aren't anymore. Those things are obvious. But sometimes they are much more subtle.

      Sally and Bob are friends. They are having a conversation, and bob says he really likes the name Jack. Just likes the way the name sounds. Sally gets uneasy and a little grumpy and says Jack is a stupid name. Bob laughs and disagrees. And sally tells him to stop talking about it. Bob Gets pissed off and tells her to stop picking fights, all he said was that he likes the name Jack, what the fuck is wrong with her.

      Bob doesn't know that sally was raped by a man named Jack. He might even be really close friends with her and knew she was raped.

      But thats the problem. Each of us has our own voice in our heads, and if we get close to someone, we get a sense of what they are thinking, but there are still things we don't know. Sally probably felt incredibly alone at that moment, her best friend was saying something so incredibly hurtful to her, almost like saying her rapist was a cool guy. Bob was just making small talk.

      Thats the problem with having people be close to you. If you don't have friends you will be lonely, if you have close friends, there will be a million small things that are actually not small at all. But if you are smart, you will remember that your friend loves you and never wants to hurt you, and that even though your friends will never entirely understand you you can take comfort in knowing that if they hurt you, its on accident or out of defensiveness, but if your stick it out you can continually learn more about them a grow closer. After awhile you hopefully will be able to stay calm when a situation like the one a made up happens. And hopefully you can learn to remember that know matter how seemingly bizarre they act, there is a reason behind it, and even if you cant understand it, if you can respect their wishes you might be better off. If bob had decided to drop the Jack thing, Sally, instead of getting angry and defensive might have let down her defenses and and explained the problem. But instead he is wondering why she was being a bitch just because he likes the name Jack.

      The end.

    • Faith.

      12 years ago

      jokingclown

      Something a friend of mine wrote, not me.

      You don't learn by having faith. You learn by questioning, by challenging, by re-examining everything you've ever believed. And yet, all this is a matter of faith -- the faith that there is a truth to be found.

      It is another paradox: To truly question, you must truly have faith.




      Also:


      Our minds sit nestled in a pocket of natural events, sewn from a world of outrageous miracles.

      The pocket protects us: Exposed to those miracles, we would be paralyzed with awe, incapable of continuing with life.

      Nevertheless, stop for a moment each day to partake a small sip of wonder: What sort of miracles were necessary that you should breathe today?
    • Splitting a movie file in two pieces.

      in Forums > Splitting a movie file in two pieces. | Follow this topic

      jokingclown

      Ok I have a really simple question.

      I have a 800 mb video file and some 700 mb discs. I either need to know how to compress the video file so i can burn it on to the 700 mb CD-R disc, or I would like the name of a program that I can easily get to split a video file into two sections. I know absolutely nothing about this subject.

      I Have Nero.
      My computer has windows xp on it.

      Is a third option also to get a DVD-R/W disc because they can hold more data?

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  • About Me

  • Comments (1194)

    • James Volume III

      8 years ago

      Hey! So I noticed you're from Keizer, nice to see a fellow Oregonian! I thought you may be interested to know about a Rooster Teeth event based here, in Oregon! It's called RvBOR, and we'd definitely like to see you there! Any/all information can be found in the Oregon RT user group.

    • EliteForce30

      10 years ago

      I wish you would come back budday.

    • auzrius

      10 years ago

      Dude, I miss your awesome rants, man.

    • boolsheet

      10 years ago

      I haven't been on this site in years, you're the only name I remember to even look for. I helped negmod you into oblivion haha.

    • sk8tilldeath

      10 years ago

      Ah, its sad to see you haven't been on lately either. I've had the similar thing going on with me, but now I have internet access again I'm trying to get reaquianted with old friends.

      So if you some how by chance get back on, before I lose internet again, you should drop by and have a chat.

      Until then, cheerio!

    • nvrtrstCHEEZ

      10 years ago

      holy crap, 5000+ neg mods

    • lewolfmano

      10 years ago

      looks like the new mod system fucked you 6 ways from sunday, sorry man

    • tury

      11 years ago

      What happened man?

    • E_Mo

      11 years ago

      Hey I hope you're doing alright, you were one of my favorite people that I never knew on this site... if that makes sense. Anyway, if you're not doing so hot, I would advise watching V for Vendetta or Equilibrium. I thoroughly enjoy those as well

    • iamrock

      11 years ago

      Hey its linxlinxta new profile..add me please

    • Neoma

      11 years ago

      Summarizing you.

    • 1027duck

      11 years ago

      gay what happened to those picture with the crazy negative mods on them.

    • ultracoolman

      11 years ago

      Hi

    • mongoose1138

      11 years ago

      You're very... outspoken, I guess the word is.

    • Lungie

      11 years ago

      Arrested development ROCKS!

    • cookied1234

      11 years ago

      wow youve been online...missed ur journals m8 they were aweosme smiley1.gif

    • tury

      11 years ago

      hey

    • MrRandom101

      11 years ago

      You're dead to me.

    • tury

      11 years ago

      you logged in>?? why didnt you say something? i posted you on myspace and here but no answer , hope you are doing ok.

    • GMFRK_00

      11 years ago

      smiley2.gif

    • PapaBrain

      11 years ago

      Dude, I just saw your free mods thing and hung around looking at your pictures... you are a very intelligent and insightful dude. Awesome... if only there were people like you running the media and stuff, damn.

    • Blue_santa91

      11 years ago

      dude get back on the site

    • Nero_Lynx

      11 years ago

      i fucking hate you you god damn fagget fuck you fuckfuckfuck shit nigger ass raping fagget nigger shit fuck!!!!

    • dumb1962000

      11 years ago

      hey what happened to the -100,000 mods pic?

    • 0goftransfat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      okay how about this, i want one of those free mods

    • Strider165

      11 years ago

      Holy crap you're online. Social experiment number 300?

    • halodork45

      11 years ago

      HOLY SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • cookied1234

      11 years ago

      You were a real living legend on this site man please return

      your journals made my day sometimes please hear my plea

    • greenfire32 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      hmmm...maybe he's not comming back

      *deletes friend and stops watching*

      its for the better *tear*

    • tury

      11 years ago

      im worried

    • GMFRK_00

      11 years ago

      :'(

    • GMFRK_00

      11 years ago

      smiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gif

    • aka_kenny

      11 years ago

      if you didn't have that neg-mod pic your karma would be way up!

    • 0goftransfat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      S.O.B. i miss you

    • NSA_Phoenix

      11 years ago

      still in oblivion, eh? we're missin you here

    • GMFRK_00

      11 years ago

      smiley2.gifsmiley2.gif

    • i_saw_that

      11 years ago

      4 months is a long time to be sick, you better not be doing another flanger on me

    • ChurchRoxx

      11 years ago

      hey well if you really wanna talk to me sometimes register on this site www.hoverspot.com and when your done add me on there here is my URL www.hoverspot.com/1171936 ok well i hope i can see you soon! bye

    • Solidus8

      11 years ago

      "Neg mod Jokingclown into oblivion."

      Maybe it worked.

    • GMFRK_00

      11 years ago

      smiley2.gif

    • GMFRK_00

      11 years ago

      knock knock?

    • tury

      11 years ago

      Im worried

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      11 years ago

      3 Months and no alerts?

      Is everything okay?

    • ViolentRose

      11 years ago

      Hey, do you do sponsorships?

    • Strider165

      12 years ago

      Hey, so let me know if you decide to come back to the site so I can add you back on as a friend/watcher.

    • spartanpimp

      12 years ago

      Hey.

    • cactus_pie

      12 years ago

      your site makes me giggle yo.

      =^P

    • CuteyKitty

      12 years ago

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      Good Day(or Night)
      Yet one more random Pop in . Yes I am quite behind.
      But anyhow how are you doing? Good I hope, anything new and exciting.Since I am to lazy busy to read all your journals?Lol. Did you see 100. Pretty Amazing huh..what you think? I like them alot.Very different.
      Nothing really new with me. Working.Have 3 days off for Canada Day. smiley0.gif Score.
      July Month theme letter is...D.Yes I know I have also been falling behind on this..but again blame work and the fact that money trees do not exist.
      SO have a amazing week for what ever you are doing.And I will try to talk to you later.
      WHERE ARE YOU!!!!You are being very missed.
      From your one and only Cutey Kitty.

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    • tury

      12 years ago

      don't make me come to Oregon

    • microphone

      12 years ago

      I'm loving these people telling you to comment or be removed from their friend list. Sad.

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