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    • Time Travel

      6 years ago

      jscholfield

      If you could meet future versions of yourself what would you do?

      I think I'd do something like this

    • Podcast

      6 years ago

      jscholfield

      Today the Team DBAH Podcast #39 came out, beside from the normal DBAH goodness, it also has a guest appearance from a quiet brit, me!!!!

      I had a great time staying up till 4 in the morning to joins the guys in their podcast, you can listen to it here

    • Another story based on my friends.

      6 years ago

      jscholfield

      Max and Jacob are walking thought their school hallway chatting.
      "So why do you think Tom wasn't on the bus?" Asked Jacob.
      "He could be ill I guess, why do you care, he's a dick" Max replied.
      "Yeah, but he hadn't finished giving me advice on how to pick up Sara" Said Jacob.
      "What? You like Sara?" Asked Max.
      "Yeah" Said Jacob
      "You know I'll help you with Sara" Said Max.
      "First off date her best friend, get Sara jealousy, go all the way with her best friend" Said Max.
      "So I should fuck her dog?" Asked Jacob.
      "What, no don't do that you creep, her human best friend" Said Max Suprised by his friends comment.
      "So I should go out with Charlie Stewart?" Asked Jacob.
      "Yeah sure, sleep with her" Replied Max.
      "Charlie's a guy" Said Jacob.
      "Even better if she thinks your gay she won't see you as a threat, now get out of here, you get ready to come out and i'll go get you a date with Charlie" Said Max.
      "Yeah sure thanks Max you're a good friend" Said Jacob run off happily.
      "Ha, I can't wait to tell Tom what I got that moron to do this time" Said Max.

    • A short story

      6 years ago

      jscholfield

      Three guys are standing about in the school corridor doing nothing, Max, the average one, is sitting on the floor, rummaging in his bag looking for something, he sighs and stands up.
      "You know what's a pain in the ass?" He said.
      "Anal sex?" Said Tom, the smallest of the three.
      "What? No!" Said Max disgusted at his friends comment.
      "We'll then why did you ask?" Said Tom, he was sitting on the floor with he's back against the wall.
      "But, I didn't, I just said you know what's a pain in the ass?" Said Max.
      "Yeah, and then Tom said "anal sex?"" Said Jacob, the biggest of the three.
      "But it wasn't a question for you guys to answer" said Max.
      "Then why did you ask us?" Asked Jacob.
      "It was a rhetorical question" answered Max.
      "Bullshit, this whole thing is just an excuse for you to talk about your obsession with anal sex" said Tom.
      "I DO NOT HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH ANAL SEX" screamed Max.
      "I'd hope not" said Mr Wright, the boys History teacher.
      "Now come along boys you're late for class, with me" he said.
      "Yes sir" said the boys, gathering their stuff, the started following their teacher down the corridor.
      "Now Max, what was all that about anal sex?" He asked worryingly.
      "To be honest sir, I have no fucking idea" said Max

      The end?

      This is a story about a really convesation my friends and I had, sort of.

    • 6 years ago

      jscholfield
    • Video Journal?

      6 years ago

      jscholfield

      Yep you heard correctly this is my FIRST Youtube video with myself talking over it enjoy.

    • 2013 (happy new years)

      6 years ago

      jscholfield

      So happy 11 days into the new year, I swear I already did a new years post, but here's goes,

      First off new year resolutions, I've never been into this stuff but here goes:

      1) Get to know the community better, simple

      2) Make a community hunter video, my brother got a capture card and once he gets bored of it, I'll hopefully make a video.

      3) Make or be in a podcast, (alot of community groups do their own podcast, and I really like talking to people with similar interest)

      Well then, thats me done.

      Wait one last thing, my brothers spider-man

    • 6 years ago

      jscholfield
    • Knight in white

      6 years ago

      jscholfield

      So I've been playing alot of halo 4, and today I was playing spartan ops (episode 1 chapter 5) online (2 other people one dropped out) and I was fighting a knight when one of the other players started assassinating it, so I left him to do it (as theres an achievement and assassinations are pretty cool) So when the match finish I was sent a message from the player, and he said how he had been trying all weekend to assassinate a knight saying how when he does other just yoink it (dick move) and then he thanked me for "helping him" and how he would like to play more games with players like me.

      So not a bad day, anyone else had something like that happen to them?

    • 6 years ago

      jscholfield
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