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    • ...something that I have to post...

      14 years ago

      jxdalton BIGBITE CEO

      This is something that I have to post for a contesty type thinger.
      Don't bother reading it. I's not entertaining.
      I told two people...

    • Memorial Day PSA

      14 years ago

      jxdalton BIGBITE CEO

      In light of Memorial day, here is a Grilling Safety Tip.

      -NEVER, under any circumstances, allow an eighty-three pound grill to fall off of an eight-foot tall shelf and crush you against another shelf.

      Trust me. It's not fun. I wouldn't reccomend it.

      As a Lowes employee, I periodically have to downstock shelves, or put into laymen's terms, I have to pull heavy objects off of really friggin high shelves while standing on a rickety ladder. This was the case today, as I was pulling down a grill from the top shelf. Actually, Fred, the CSA from Seasonal got up high on the ladder and was going to go pass it down to me. He thought I had it. I thought he had it. I got pinned up against some shelving, crushing my right hand in the process. Oh, and the box landed on my shoulder to soften the blow to the hand. How nice of it. Now, whenever Fred gives me crap, I tell him, "Shut up. You dropped a friggin cast-iron grill on me. Jerk!" It usually sends a clear point.

      As one could imagine, I am kinda sore, and am thinking about calling in dead to work tomarrow. Today wasn't totally a wash, though. I did score a deal at bestbuy.com, getting me a linksys wireless router (59.99+sh+tax=70.71) for 15.71 after rebates! Yay! I can now post here from the toilet!

    • Senor Prank wrapup: SCW 2k5

      14 years ago

      jxdalton BIGBITE CEO

      yeah...I know...we didn't really do anything...that anyone knows of...We did a bunch of stupid shit.

      ~the phrase "bustin' out" is under 5 desks randomly dispersed within the school.
      ~5 pennies are located in various points in the new construction (new gym floor, inside 5 walls, under a toilet, and more)
      ~gym deviders lowered on the last day of school (my gf knows about only one...adam and david got a hold of the key for the other)
      ~wer'e not done, yet...*grins*

      OH FIIIIIVE!

    • End of Chapter 12

      14 years ago

      jxdalton BIGBITE CEO

      So...here it is. I had my last day of classes in High School today. It is so bittersweet. I will miss it so much, yet I am so happy that I do not have to go back to that hellhole of a school. I don't really know what to make of it yet. I suppose it hasn't really set in yet. I still feel kind of numb and detached to the whole situation.

      In other news, even though our class was threatened with our lives if we pulled anything, we have pulled off a few good ones. Perhaps the best was our take on a tradition. Every year, after the last day of school, the seniors always start pegging underclassmen with water baloons in the parking lot. We took advantage of the Bruns's farm for this one. We mixed vinegar and water, and pumped them into water balloons. We had over 2500 water baloons and 45 seniors involved. We had Adam, David and someone else (I forget) drive to school with farm impliments today. They hid the over 100 cooler-sized containers of water baloons in the back of one of the trailers. We pulled it up in the middle of the parking lot, and those with pickups and SUVs drove around the perimiter and pegged anything that moved! It was great!

      And I had nothing to do with it. really....0;-D

    • Screw High School, I'm leaving.

      14 years ago

      jxdalton BIGBITE CEO

      Here it is...two classes left in my high school career...it's kinda bittersweet. I am going to miss some of my friends, but the memories will last a lifetime...oh god...I am getting sappy again...
      *snaps out of it*
      It's been real, it's been fun, it's been real fun. And I'm leaving. Screw you, St. Charles West!

    • first journal...finally

      14 years ago

      jxdalton BIGBITE CEO

      so, yeah...figured if I am going to start being active in this whole webcommunity thinger, I may as well start posting here....

      Found this on another profile...seemed like a good enough way for you all to get to know me.

      ( ) I have been drunk
      (x) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
      ( ) I have kissed a member of the same sex
      ( ) I crashed a friend's car
      ( ) I have been to Japan
      (x) I rode in a taxi
      (x) I have been in love
      (x) I've shoplifted
      ( ) I have been fired
      (x) I have cut myself on purpose
      ( ) I have smoked pot
      ( ) I've had a 3-some
      (x ) I've snuck out of my parent's house
      (x) I have been tied up
      ( ) I pissed on myself
      ( ) I have been arrested
      (x) I've made out with a stranger
      (x) I've stolen something from my job
      ( ) I've celebrated New Year's in Time Square
      (x) I've gone on a blind date
      (x) I've lied to a friend
      (x) I've had a crush on a teacher
      ( ) I've celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
      ( ) I have been to Europe and i want to go back
      (x) I've skipped school
      ( ) I have thrown up in a bar
      (x) I have purposely set myself on fire
      (x) I have eaten sushi
      (x ) I have been snowboarding
      (x) I have been happy with myself
      ( ) I have met a movie star
      ( ) I had sex in a pool
      ( ) I've bungee jumped
      (x) I have been to a pop concert
      (x) I have dated someone for over a year
      ( ) I sold naked pictures of myself
      (x) I have been in a car accident
      (x) I have slept in the nude
      (x) I've eaten cheesecake
      ( ) I've had jury duty
      (x) I've hated someone without knowing them
      ( ) I have been to Maine
      (x) I've shot a real gun
      (x) I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles (don’t ask!)
      ( ) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
      ( ) I've done ecstasy
      ( ) I've gotten my ass kicked
      ( ) I've been caught smoking
      (x) I've worn boxers
      ( ) I've had anal sex
      (x) I've milked a cow
      (x) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher
      ( ) I've cheated on someone
      (x) I've been cheated on
      (x) I've made out with a best friend
      ( ) Lied one time in this survey
      ( ) Lied more then once in this survey
      ( ) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
      ( ) Partied every weekend for the last month
      (x) Sniffed markers to get high
      (x) Lied to a friend you see everyday
      (x) Kissed a person that has a g/f or b/f
      (x) Used ice cubes as a foreplay accessory
      (x) Wasted time filling this out instead of doing something productive
      ( ) Have nude pics of yourself on your computer
      ( ) Walked across 8 lanes of interstate highway
      (x) Have been to camp
      (x) have read a book(s) more than one time
      (x) have eaten cat food
      (x) Have been pulled over by a cop
      ( ) own porn
      ( ) am a Republican
      (x) likes classic movies (depends)
      ( ) own a kitty
      (x) carried a lunchbox in high school
      (x) buy gumballs to watch them swirl in the machine
      (x) can fluently speak another language
      (x) have been to 300 shows
      ( ) like to be dominated
      (x) likes to drive with the windows down and the music turned up
      (x) eats PB &J for breakfast because there's nothing else

      well...there ya go...wanna know anything else, just ask.

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