kaci

Female
from Austin, TX

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    • OBLIGATORY.

      13 years ago

      kaci

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZACK!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!

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    • my body hates me.

      13 years ago

      kaci

      sb & sxsw 06 (a summary):

      i had the week off of work.
      i was in austin all week.
      i lived out of a bag.
      i drank in excess.
      i attended the rvb party and met blake cg.
      i did not throw up this time.
      instead i texted something really embarassing to geoff and he told everyone.
      i hate you geoff.
      i'll never be able to show my e-face again.
      i worked for myspace again during sxsw.
      i wanted to punch people in the face many times.
      two dudes stole PSPs from the bus.
      they're douche bags but i tracked them down.
      i'm a bad ass.
      i was swangin' and bangin' on the VIP bus.
      my internet at home is broken, so pictures will have to wait.
      i saw wu tang clan and beastie boys FOR FREE.
      my life is complete.
      i went to the red bull house and watched break dancers.
      i hung out with mad lib and the stones throw crew and almost secretly peed my pants.
      i saw a girl wearing a shirt that said, "screw ya'll, i'm from texas."
      i wanted to steal it.
      most of you won't get it unless you're from texas and/or houston.
      i met so many boys that i wanted to touch, but none of them live here.
      le sigh. they're all going home.
      more specifically, i fell in love with a british boy who is leaving on saturday.
      somebody buy me a plane ticket to england.
      the boy i kind of like kept calling me from the beach. SCHWING.
      i barely slept all week.
      i spent too much money.
      i feel like death but at the same time i wish it wasn't over.
      i'm sorry if i never called you back.
      i was really busy and had no down time.
      i balled 'til i fell.
      more to come later.

    • suckapunch

      13 years ago

      kaci

      this is the music that you ought to listen to.

      pandora is my favorite thing right now, specifically my sage francis/a tribe called quest/hip hop station. that shit is FRESH. it seriously entertains me for hours.

      on another note, SPRING BREAK BRO. screw the beach, sxsw has the best parties. i'm going to ball til i fall. i cannot f-ing wait.

    • SUP

      13 years ago

      kaci

      IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

      TELL ME HOW AWESOME I AM, BECAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME TODAY.

      so far, the two best text messages i have received are from katie way and billy from spectre.

      katie way: "CONGRATULATIONS FOR SURVIVING THE STREETS LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE ANOTHER BDAY. LOVE, ALL OF US HERE AT OLIVE GARDEN."

      billy from spectre: "Happy birthday to you, Kaci. I'd write you a poem, but I can't think of enough words that rhyme with cunt."

      so sweet.

      i had a brotally awesome party this weekend. maybe i will post pictures of that later. and maybe after that i will post pictures of chicken dog (only if you're lucky of course). as you might have noticed, i have been pretty busy.

      but on this cold and sick ass monday night i'm going to run through the streets of san marcos and drink free booze and pass out just in time to wake up for my 9:30 class tomorrow without being too terribly hung over. as a wise man once said, it's all downhill from here.

      edit: one more has been added to the list:

      gus: happy birthday slut, you are now officially too old for me.

    • happy venereal diseases day

      13 years ago

      kaci

      so i am a huge douche.

      i took a nap saturday afternoon because i was tired and i had planned on getting up in time to drive to houston for the grandmaster flash show. well, i guess i was REALLY tired because i didn't wake up until 7:30. yeah.

      super. fucking. bummed.

      and to make it worse my friend called me today to tell me that JOHNNY FROM THE O.C. was at the show AND the after party. CAN YOU SAY EXTRA SUPER BUMMED? i guess it was a good thing that i wasn't there, because we all know i would have ended up really drunk and then i probably would have gone on to make an ass of myself by humping his leg.

      oh well. there's always next time.

      on a lighter note, for some reason i had to google how to spell venereal.

      ok, even though i have always thought valentine's day was lame, i think the hardcore "anti valentine's day" thing is even lamer. i don't understand how people get so upset and say they don't want to go anywhere, or sit around in the dark and cry while eating ice cream and watching romantic comedies starring meg ryan. i mean it's just an f-ing DAY, and if you're lonely today chances are you were lonely yesterday and you will be lonely tomorrow. eating ice cream is only going to make you fat and that really isn't going to help your chances much gurrfrane.

      as for me...my valentine is none other than the b. killah fo rillah. maybe if you're lucky you'll see us around town tonight doing what we do best: getting hammered in a bar somewhere and wearing poofy cupcake dresses. and when i say lucky i mean goddamn lucky because shit son, it's going to be the most romantic date ever. we're going to hold hands and snarl at people. too bad we ain't got no grillz.

      i've had like 3 hours of sleep and i'm not even going to proof read this because i'm so sick of proof reading and peer editing and AP style that i seriously want to barf all over this here keyboard. and maybe myself too, because we all know that i've already done that shit before.

      (in my hands)

      (and on my lap)

      (while driving)

      yeah you heard me.

    • TOP THAT.

      13 years ago

      kaci

      so this weekend i'm going to see GRANDMASTER MOTHERFUCKING FLASH.

      yeah. you're jealous. it's okay though, you'll live.

    • omfg

      13 years ago

      kaci

      so after last night i fully understand the usefulness of beer during a football game. i mean, of course it always went together, because beer is fun and getting wasted and partying is a staple of the football season. last night i went through a rollercoaster of emotions and almost had multiple heart attacks. when that happened all i could do is clench my fists and chug my beer.

      vince young is an amazing human being.

      that was the most amazing, intense game i have ever watched. after the game was over austin errupted into one giant love riot with people running around in the streets and block parties for miles. it was a beautiful sight to see.

    • OH MY GODDDDD

      13 years ago

      kaci

      BEST. GAME. EVER.

      SERIOUSLY. HOLY SHIT.

    • HOOK EM'

      13 years ago

      kaci

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    • seriously. please.

      13 years ago

      kaci

      GIMME

      chances are that it will be rented right out from under me...just like the last place i fell in love with. all the cute places go so fast. why can't i just move back to austin already?

  • About Me

  • Comments (247)

    • clarient

      14 years ago

      heyyy back, random san marcass person!

    • clarient

      14 years ago

      heyyy back, random san marcass person!

    • clarient

      14 years ago

      heyyy back, random san marcass person.

    • clarient

      14 years ago

      heyyy, fellow san marcass person.

    • LoAfOfBrICk

      14 years ago

      Beer make me dizzy and sick in the morning.

    • Anubis09

      14 years ago

      first you see the promise ring and then you die. :)

    • DragonEdge

      14 years ago

      Who is Kaci anyways?

    • NOVAmonkey

      14 years ago

      some nice pics, crazy glasses, all around good profile.
      : )

      big HEYO for ya

    • Fallout

      14 years ago

      Does this girl scare anyone else?

    • notorious

      14 years ago

      kaci is actually a robot. so sorry to disapoint you.

    • DarkWater

      14 years ago

      And i saw those peabodys a few days ago, and i am from temple, of which they originated, and there were fucking insane. along with recover, not so good, but still good...and i met rory from the impossibles which was the coolest moment of my life. And that is my life story

    • DarkWater

      14 years ago

      I dont even know you, and all i have to say is you got good taste in music, as if that matters...

    • SoulSausage

      14 years ago

      Dude. You rock like burning. I'm asking you to be my friend now.

    • OneL

      14 years ago

      That is so cool, I wear a toga to work too.

    • caboos3

      14 years ago

      you cant be friends with me? i hate you... please god i apologize

    • Team_Chuck

      14 years ago

      Wow...those bands are all over the place. How did you hear about Broken Social Scene?

    • jason FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Your insides? Where in particular? I'm guessing about 9 inches in.

    • thundergod30

      14 years ago

      Oh Yeah! well the girl under me is having sex and she's making alot of noise!!

    • DPG_BLEED

      14 years ago

      i dont even know her but i feel like sayin ummm wait where was i? WTF KILL ME PLEASE

    • mojomasta

      14 years ago

      or maybe it's them hormones?

    • Lizardmaster

      14 years ago

      ive noticed a trend via female persons with profiles (sry Kaci that you are the victem of my post). more peeps will read one of the few female profiles and more than likely leave a comment for them rather than a male. hrmm, could this be some sign of starvation for attention?

    • cocoa

      14 years ago

      those glasses and hat are so rad. awesome style.

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      14 years ago

      I could love you too.... but you'd have to deal with her =O

    • kazuya1337

      14 years ago

      lazer vaginas, awsome!

    • mojomasta

      14 years ago

      kaci and texas gives me cowsintank.jpg

    • mojomasta

      14 years ago

      i have no clue what the klingons are for but sure lets be butt buddies

    • StrumTheory FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DWA

      14 years ago

      Ah, a local girl... with... lazer... vaginas. As in more than one? Well, my interest is peeked.

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      14 years ago

      YOU'RE MY FRIEND! FEEL FREE TO LOOK AT MY ABS

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      14 years ago

      omg, we both lack underwear! We should be friends ^.^; omgwtfsnap

    • josh_old

      14 years ago

      Aren't you the girl they call clearasil dick?

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      14 years ago

      Are those glasses in your avatar supremely cool?

      Short answer, Yes.

    • HotSoup

      14 years ago

      your about box is misleading. togas don't have pants to have parties in.

    • Becca FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Torturer

      14 years ago

      What the fuck?

      Awww

    • Becca FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Torturer

      14 years ago

      [link=http://www.engineheart.com/sleepykaci.jpg]Awwww[/link]

    • Turiya

      14 years ago

      Kaci is one of the more intersting people I've come across....


      That's a good thing.

    • peacefrog FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I don't know Kaci, but she has "lazer vaginas" written on her profile. That's Kool and The Gang with me.

    • Booshanky

      14 years ago

      Not sure, but they're even funnier when they're on a penis that's a half inch wide.

    • griffon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold create/destroy

      14 years ago

      why are monacles always funny?

    • Booshanky

      14 years ago

      Not just any penis. my penis.

      You have no idea how hard it was to find a monacle and a top hat that small. He's the count. Count Cockula.

    • justin

      14 years ago

      ...unless tacos appear.

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I think Kaci is highly productive and I admire her work ethic.

    • justin

      14 years ago

      kaci actually tastes like vomit kisses. but she'll let you poop on her chest if you ask nicely.

    • clicks

      14 years ago

      kaci tastes awesome

    • mojomasta

      14 years ago

      kaci has awesome taste in music

    • geoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      kaci smells.

    • jason FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I brought Kaci a bunch of huge beers one time and all I got was a blowjob.

    • mojomasta

      14 years ago

      first comment in a girl profile

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