kaci

Female
from Austin, TX

  • Activity

    • an observation

      10 years ago

      kaci

      looking around the site after my hiatus, i noticed most of the staff get tons of mods no matter what it is they post. it makes perfect sense since they are the staff and everyone loves them etc. etc. blah blah blah. but as an example i saw a post from burnie in someone's comments that just said "testing" and he got like 5 mod points for that.

      what i'm getting at here is, i think burnie could fart in someone's mouth and they would still give him a +1 cool.

    • Joe the Plumber Gets Book Deal

      10 years ago

      kaci

      From the Daily Intel:

      Joe the Plumber, a.k.a. Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, the Ohio voter who became a celebrity in the last, heady weeks of the election, has signed a book deal with small, Texas-based publisher PearlGate Publishing. Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream, as it will be called, will "address Mr. Wurzelbacher’s ideas about American values," according to the Times, and be co-written with Thomas N. Tabback, the author of a ridiculous-sounding Christian novel also published by PearlGate. The Times cites an interview with Fox News in which JTP said he could have gone with a larger publisher, “But they don’t need the help. They are already rich. So that’s spreading the wealth to me.†The book will be published December 1, an amazingly quick turnaround time, which indicates that probably Joe the Plumber doesn't have a problem spreading the wealth to China, either.


      Ok...REALLY? First of all, his name isn't even Joe and he isn't even a license PLUMBER. Second, dude doesn't even pay his taxes so I question the person who wants to read about American values from this guy. I just find it hilarious/sad/annoying that even after the election is over he is still trying to grasp onto his fleeting 15 minutes of fame, which in my opinion were over after he was mentioned in the debate one thousand times and the media jumped all over him and totally debunked his Hard-Working-Blue-Collar-Plumber-Who-Is-Genuinely-Concerned-American image for what he really was - a political stunt. But now he's a fame whoring political stunt! The dude got a publicist! And he was trying to pursue a recording career! All after asking Barack Obama a question about his tax policies in a YouTube video because he was concerned his taxes would be raised (note: he wouldn't even fall into the category of his taxes possibly being raised because he only makes around $40,000 a year). But here is what he has to say about his pathetic attempt at staying in the public eye:

      "You know I will get behind something solid, but I won't get behind fluff. I won't cash in, and when people do read the book they will figure out that I didn't cash in. At least I hope they figure that out."


      How is this not considered fluff? You know he isn't going to be writing the book himself. Additionally, how is this NOT cashing in? I would just really like to know, how is he "fighting for the American dream" by having thousands of dollars in back taxes and generally being a douche in the media? Or maybe that is the American dream now: hoarding all your money while desperately trying to get any kind of fame and notoriety even if it means embarrassing yourself on national television. Actually that kind of makes sense, but it still makes me want to bang my face into my desk. Doesn't he know that the average American has an attention span of about 5 minutes until they get bored and turn their attention to the next reality television train wreck that comes along? Oh well, best of luck Joe. I hope all your American Dreams come true and you make a lot of money which will then be taxed by our new President Elect and then given to all the poor people who read your books. Redistribution of wealth indeed.

    • and today i will share with you...

      10 years ago

      kaci

      ...a request from my inbox:

      yes um u are hot and can u do so nude pose in a pic or some thing if not thats ok

      i'm not really sure how to respond. i'm kind of on the fence about this one.

    • can't stop won't stop

      10 years ago

      kaci

      a little over two months until season 5 of lost begins. HURRY UP ALREADY.

      until then i have gossip girl. don't judge me.

    • my new favorite website

      11 years ago

      kaci

      www.freerice.com

      improve your vocabulary while helping to end world hunger! i would say don't cheat, but in this case if you do it's for a good cause.

    • this just shows how long i've been out

      11 years ago

      kaci

      my watch board:

      becca: 72 new journal entries.
      gfunk: 39 new journal entries.
      gus: 89 new journal entries.
      burnie: 226 new journal entries.

      yeah. i doubt i'll be reading all of those.

    • sup

      11 years ago

      kaci

      i just logged in for the first time in months and months. weeeeird.

      just an update...i'm a big girl now.

    • hi austin

      13 years ago

      kaci

      it's nice to see you again.

    • my hero.

      13 years ago

      kaci

      David Hasselhoff was reportedly kicked out of Wimbledon because he was too drunk, forcing a guard to walk him off the tournament grounds after he repeatedly got in arguments with the security staff.

      First, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket. Then he was banned from press and players' bars as he tried to get another drink. Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: "You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I'm The Hoff." Hasselhoff then downed beer after beer and was later seen staggering... Security chiefs ordered Hoff out. One guard said: "He was steaming drunk."

      If I was David Hasslehoff I'd be asking every single person I ran into if they knew who I was, and then I'd follow it up with "I'm The Hoff" and then punch them in the stomach and continue on my way. When you're David Hasselhoff you get to do shit like that. It's in the manual, right after step 1 of being The Hoff: maintain 80's perm throughout all stages of life.

      amazing.

    • my fellow americans:

      13 years ago

      kaci

      i would like to wish you a happy 4th of july.

      it means nothing to the english, but i'm getting crunk tonight anyway because they probably won't let me back into the country if i don't.

      there will be no fireworks or drunk kick ball today, so i will be celebrating this independence day with cherry lambrini (cherry lambrella girls unite), pound a pint, the cockpit and awesomely bad ska.

      please drink some lonestar for me. or perhaps even partake in the bonging of beer. and maybe even do a little shimmy.

      i miss you texas.

  • About Me

  • Comments (247)

    • caboose456

      13 years ago

      haya!!! god damn that song rocks

    • crazybear

      13 years ago

      pfft smack? smack is too low class for kaci. its all about the herion , and well herion chic which is just a magical bonus. ahahaha.

    • KungPow

      13 years ago

      Kaci's boobs are the tits.

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      Beekeepers, yes... They've gotta want to be - "I want to be a beekeeper! I wanna keep bees! Don't wanna let them get away; I wanna keep them! They have too much freedom... I want bees on elastic, so when they get pollen, they come back here! My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him; I wanna walk in their footsteps... and their footsteps were like this: [running wildly from imaginary bees] Aaargh! I'm covered in bees! Aah! Covered in bees!" 'Cause that's your job, isn't it? They must lose it - beekeepers must lose it occasionally. You know, you're there, you've got the netting, you've got 2,000 bees... "raarzzz-bzzzzz"... and essentially you're trying to steal honey. "Bzzzzz!" "Morning! Morning! Morning! Hello, hello! Knock-knock, coming in! Hello! ... Look! There's a Ferrari over there - can you see that Ferrari? [stealing the honey] Yes, it's going very fast, isn't it? Well, good morning, thank you!" They must be walking back with all these bees around, and at some point, they must go: "What the fuck am I doing? I'm covered in bees! Help! I'm covered in bees!" And you don't get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go: "Hey! Oh, you're new here, aren't you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee - I can get you a coffee... You know, I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup!" [does double-take] Beekeepers can't do that! 2.000 bees: "bzzzzz"... "Hello there, you in the street! You're new, aren't you?" "Huh?" "Do you want a cup of coffee? It's no problem!" "Bzzzzz..." "No real problem..." "I don't want a cup of coffee from you! You're covered in bees!" "I-I like my women like I like my coffee, er, covered in bees! [to the bees] Alright, back off, back off! Aaargh!"

      -Eddie Izzard

    • trunkscannon

      13 years ago

      Hay everybody, all you guys should go visit and register at my forum. It's completely free.

      www.fhff1.com/?mforum=techclanforum.

      -Thanks

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

      Good Evening :)! or whatever it is were u are :)

    • klurejr

      13 years ago

      I know you like beer, so you will like this:

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      This is a medium amber Ale that tastes like honey. My friend has the home brewing setup, and we bottled it last night, should be ready to drink in about 2 weeks or so. I have three bottles sitting in my kitchen waiting for me....

      This means all I have to do is chip in some money and we will keep this going, two weeks in the big tank, 1.5-2 weeks in the bottle, that thing holds almost 6 gallons, so roughly 4-5 gallons of beer each month for about $40.00.

      HELLZ YES!


      by the way, the thermometer on the side is a Fermometer, showing the right temp if you are making and ale verses a lager.


      lagers need cold.

    • crazybear

      13 years ago

      meow

    • DSchneider

      13 years ago

      Kaci is the tits.

    • aak2013

      13 years ago

      yo.

    • earthmonkey

      13 years ago

      Happy Turkey Day! smiley0.gif
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    • Suto_Griff

      13 years ago

      And Hwoarang's probably the A-typical male.

      That's right, I went there. I called him typical. What you gonna do about it? I can take you. Or, at least, I can get all my manly friends who are girls to pick me up later and call me a wuss...

    • Hwoarang

      13 years ago

      Typical 21 year old girl.

    • crazybear

      13 years ago

      oh kaci im very bored. university is draining the life out of me.
      cheers for the pm though. thank you very much , dharling.

    • RDM

      13 years ago

      If you have an extra-fat that would be great. But I can shimmy into a regualr fat.

    • RDM

      13 years ago

      Do I have to come as a Warrior? Or can I come as one of the other gangs? I was hoping to be one of those over-all wearing roller-skaters.

    • RDM

      13 years ago

      Duuuuuuuuude. When and where? I am so down. Also can I have a shirt? I'll talk dirty to you for a shirt.

    • saab92x

      13 years ago

      id mess with texas

    • nico FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I was on my knees when I wrote it!

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Hello!

    • cflare

      13 years ago

      +5 for the new cut.

    • LoneWolf04

      13 years ago

      *cheers*

    • Gavino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      In a few weeks I should have some all new slow mo videos for you to stare at.

    • Gavino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      my grandma squeezes my cheeks
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    • desole

      14 years ago

      thank god... cause a dance just isn't a dance without wade.

    • stevenisgood

      14 years ago

      Hey you can spell Zeppelin right. That makes you so much cooler than a lot of other people. Plus your taste in music is great.

    • Governator1

      14 years ago

      KACI, HAVE YOU SEEN THE EXTREMELY LARGE IRON DISCUS FROM THE LAST TIME WE WENT PLAYING ULTIMATE AT THE BEACH? YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU MADE THE GIRLIE MEN CRY BECAUSE YOU LAUGHED AT THEM FOR SAYING IT WAS FAR TOO HEAVY? I DON'T REMEMBER IF IT FOUND ITS WAY BACK TO MY HUMMER AFTER YOU FLUNG IT TOWARD THE HORIZON OUT OF ANGER AT THEIR SIMPERING PROTESTS.

      LET ME KNOW.

    • clicks

      14 years ago

      ive always wanted to feel you pulling my hair in the thralls of passion.

    • halo_lord

      14 years ago


      yup ur the first to recieve:

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      an u also recieve:

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      congrat's!

    • soldierboy

      14 years ago

      Hey I get to be the 500th person to tell you Congradulations!!! Sweet!!!

    • Niner

      14 years ago

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      now that you are a featured User, people make stuff like this for you

    • yammak

      14 years ago

      Is it wrong if chicken feathers excite me.....

    • Burnzy555

      14 years ago

      OMG - YOUR FEATURED!! OMG WOO - WILL... WILL U MARRY ME! FeatureD!! AHHHH FEATURED!!! AWESOME!

      ok - was crazy, now im good!

      OMG - YOUR FEATURED!! OMG WOO - WILL... WILL U MARRY ME! FeatureD!! AHHHH FEATURED!!! AWESOME!

    • joefitz12

      14 years ago

      Congrats on being featured user of the day! Way to be...way to be.

    • MJOLNIRarmor

      14 years ago

      Congrats on being featured and having an awesome attention grabbing title!

    • Speshle_ED

      14 years ago

      Congrats on being featured ^^ you get a star cause its cool ^^ smiley9.gif ...yeah her comments isnt a message board ><

    • frylord

      14 years ago

      congrats on being featured user
      V +1 ditto

    • kaci

      14 years ago

      dude my personal comments section is not a message board.

    • FLAMEREAPER

      14 years ago

      is any1 going to talk plz?

    • FLAMEREAPER

      14 years ago

      plz

    • FLAMEREAPER

      14 years ago

      great job on featured user im flamereaper i have no frinds dose any 1 want to be my friend?

    • darius

      14 years ago

      Sweet!!! Featured user! Nice going!

    • UT_TEXAS_17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      CONGRATS on being the featured user.....

    • cflare

      14 years ago

      <3

    • notorious

      14 years ago

      congrats for doing nothing you TALENTLESS SLUT.

      p.s. i <3 u.

    • Boonstick

      14 years ago

      whats up with this?

    • Nieva_snowy

      14 years ago

      grats on being featured user

    • Thebeef

      14 years ago

      Congrats on being the featured user - have some mod points, why not? **in a zoidbeg voice**

    • Nick_T

      14 years ago

      Wow...a cute girl that's the featured user. I thought I had it bad. Poor girl is going to have about 20 times the alerts I did.

      Congrats on being featured smiley8.gif

    • Jeskid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Congrats and nice to meet ya (well sort of)

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