katienemi

Female
from Coffs Harbour/Gold Coast, Queensland

  • Activity

    • facial hair

      11 years ago

      katienemi

      why do girs hate facil hair so god damn much? i think its fine.
      i even pissed off a good friend today at lunch. i was with robert, tera, n some folks from work. and tera started to bitch about roberts goatee and burns and saying how much she hated it and how nasty she thought was. i got reall annoyed and yelled out "DID HE ASK FOR YOUR OPINION? ARE YOU ASSUMING HE EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION? SHUT UP."


      then she left.. then robert asked me out...

      hahaha.

      seriously, dont bitch about others buissness

    • my first time.... SEX

      11 years ago

      katienemi

      hmm. my first time was recently bought up at a restaurant at surfers paradise by a now bruisy armed ashley hipwood. but just now i have realized how funny it is. plus when she said told everyone their, anyone that had food or lquid in the milk disposed of it about the table and floor.

      it STARTED FOR REVENGE.

      me n my mom had been fighting alot over that week over stupid things, but she was going to be gone all weekend at coffs to see my grandparents. haha, well at the time i had a thing with this guy named tyler mcaferity, and as u can expect, he came over.. BUT not only was i horny as hell but i was still really pissed at my mom. so, without going into unnecessary detail, we had sex and i had him blow his load all over my moms pillow. then the night she came back i watched her snuggle up in it and i ran back to my room and laughed my ass off.

    • Tattoo

      11 years ago

      katienemi

      Does anyone else think this would be a reaally fricking cool tattoo for your back?

      Vitruvian.jpg
      i took the liberty of white washing his wanker

    • COVER YOUR MOUTH

      11 years ago

      katienemi

      God damn it tourists! learn to cover your fucking mouths when you cough!!
      this is the probably the 5th thing you people have gaven me this year and it gets worse everytime.

      i have had strep throat or something even worse for the past 5.DAYS.
      every time i swallow it feels like my heads being sawed off. and when i cough it feels like rocky balboas boxing my throat

      i nearly cried from trying to enjoy a steak my brother made me (un-poisoned ).
      plus im hocking loogies more then a college sports coach... which also hurts!

      im going to the hospital tommorow to get some antibiotics to keep me from killing myself.

      Edit:
      Stupid morning schedules!
      it wasn't that bad. my throat still hurts like a bitch, but on the way to the clinic (in our grand spanking new van) my sister was talking about how they would probably have to take a blood sample from me... now, i can take shots just finee. but when they take blood out of me, i faint. no matter what, if they take anything out of me, im out dead. soo when we got their, i told him this "everything is fine! my throat is all better its a miracle!, but he was telling me that he felt how swelled my neck glands were or something and that at that i should still be in agonizing pain, but i convinced him i was fine. so i am back home, its probably nothing big anymore since i don't have any of the other symptoms of mono or strep like stomach aches, headaches, and just every organ in my body's supposed to swell up, but nope, i just have a horrible throat pain.

      Be cool and so the twist to help me get better? hahahaha
      Rock And Roll
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    • drunk

      11 years ago

      katienemi

      huh?

    • religious campout

      11 years ago

      katienemi

      ok so last weekend, i went camping out near the gold courses which are next to bassicly a huge pine forest. and having taken the day busy and walking their. we didnt really had a way back, at least no planned. we do all the traditional junk with a fire and smores music. by the way its illegal to camp without a permet in any city in queensland. so half of us were pretty paranoid. we have EVERYthing, all our stuff all out in the site we picked as we go to sleep actually, this whole thing started because a few mates wanted to get away from their parents for the night and a bunch of people went with them like me because we were bored.

      a little later in the morning, we here cars driving around really near, robert then comes running back to the site without us even knowing he was gone that the police were patroling. later we figured out it was because of the fire and some rat ass narc reported it.

      anyways, we all jump up and split. i dont know how really anyone else got home but myself. i go straight through the gold courses bare foot and on pass surfers paradise shops to the main street going through the beach line.

      i have no idea how to get home so i stick up my thumb and 10 minutes later this weird white van pulls over and it has three SUPER christians in it, they had stuff about god all over the walls and the outside. they said "you can get in if you belive in god"

      and im like "...PRAISE THE LORD!" and they go " HALLELUYA!"

      bam. home. no trouble at all. besides leaving all my stuff at the campsite worth around 200 altogether. thank god i forgot my phone.

    • Flight of the Conchords

      11 years ago

      katienemi

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      Home Website


      Probably the funniest thing that ever happened.

      Flight of the conchords aside from being a real band is a new show on HBO about two Guys from New Zealand (Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie) trying to make it big in the states.

      Some of their Music:
      Issues
      Jenny
      Alibi the racist dragon
      Frodo
      Business Time
      Humans Are Dead
      Hiphopapotamus v Rhymenocerous

      The Shows:
      Episode 1
      Part 1
      Part 2
      Part 3

      Episode 2
      Part 1
      Part 2
      Part 3

      Episode 3
      Part 1
      Part 2
      Part 3

      Episode 4
      Part 1
      Part 2
      Part 3

      Episode 5
      Part 1
      Part 2
      Part 3


  • About Me

  • Comments (4894)

    • doc69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Okay your title needs further explination, pm me if you need

    • PIMPINPIMP

      11 years ago

      i want u 2 agree 2 my FR bcause ur really hot and cute =]

    • Lux_Tannin

      11 years ago

      umm ok bitchy

    • Nini

      11 years ago

      Good Morning =]

    • PIMPINPIMP

      11 years ago

      thanx about the cute part i will mod u 4 that and cause i sended u a frend request and u didnt respond 4 nine days

    • quinicosk8

      11 years ago

      just find what all of those posts hav in common and then youll know

    • emmchick

      11 years ago

      chicken wing in the spring touching my dingaling.....

      whatcha up to this afternoon?

    • quinicosk8

      11 years ago

      well try and figure it out and that will help you to get more mods!!!

    • emmchick

      11 years ago

      sure thing chicken wing..... my bird slang is improves day by day.... *cha ching*

    • protagonist

      11 years ago


      actually the contest was not intended for you, it was for your entertainment.

      But if you want the mod points you have to have a good story.

    • protagonist

      11 years ago

      Stories are more than 100 words long, told as a story. Not "I hate giving head" over and over.

    • Larith

      11 years ago

      It's one of those funny but really wrong things at the same time.

    • doc69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I will take that as a no on the babbies smiley8.gif

      Good thing your not in the states, I can't get into my car without hearing that song

    • spikep

      11 years ago

      Got love the game

    • doc69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      AWWWW you mean you dont want to have delilah babies?!?

      I am crushed smiley8.gif

    • JP

      11 years ago

      Yes?

    • ltrpmac2

      11 years ago

      friday night :-D lets get crunk!

    • protagonist

      11 years ago

      I made it so you had some to read!

    • Gate0r

      11 years ago

      hey gets an -o behind his name, must be a cool dude :D

    • doc69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I'll take your word for it, though I did take a quick peak at her profile and my mangina alarm did go off at a couple of things that where on there

    • doc69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      True I guess it just depends on how much they flirted with him/her/it. Either way I can see not wanting to deal with e drama. I just enjoyed the whole theme of the journal oh well such is life

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      Sup

    • doc69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      That makes it worse, I mean think your basically telling them that they where wanking of to a dude.
      That will take the lead out the pencil if you know what I mean

    • Larith

      11 years ago

      well i don't mind so much. but when you stop and think about it, it's kinda funny

    • doc69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Ahhh so it was creating e-drama. Gotcha, me I have gotten used to manginas on the net so it doesnt surprise me when another is revieled

    • doc69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      What happened to your iq journal?

    • Larith

      11 years ago

      yeah it's kinda sad. Other than that girl in the picture, I don't know anyone outside of work

    • Nini

      11 years ago

      hi there.. just wanted to say nice pics. how are you doing?

    • Larith

      11 years ago

      Also, what do you expect from a bunch of programmers.

    • Larith

      11 years ago

      this is the longest my hair has been in like 15 years

    • cbetts

      11 years ago

      Ah yes, caffeine overdose. I remember those days. I used to hangout in 24 hour coffee shops back when I quit drinking. I had some serious caffeine buzzes!

      I found NyQuil to work well, but don't take more than recommended. Overdosing NyQuil will cause insomnia.

    • Wheelz_TTV

      11 years ago

      Indeed! Hope allz well :)!

    • cbetts

      11 years ago

      Copter? Must be some slang from down under! wink.png

      Wassup?

    • Wheelz_TTV

      11 years ago

      haha hello

    • guitargirl18

      11 years ago

      i cant wait

    • protagonist

      11 years ago

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1775975

      I made that journal for you. =D

    • Phantexxx

      11 years ago

      i would, but i watched the movie wolf creek...and it totally made me think 2 things:

      1) Wow, i slept through 45 minutes of this movie..and the guys next to me woke me up when it got exciting...
      2) Damn, i don't wanna get lost in australia...might get all kinds of killed.

    • Phantexxx

      11 years ago

      tell them fuckers to give me a job..i'm a pothead too. I could totally re-define style.

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      11 years ago

      It's a Caboose hoodie.... smiley6.gif

    • guitargirl18

      11 years ago

      i would do that...if youre underwater naked with me

    • ltrpmac2

      11 years ago

      come to cali and party friday!

    • guitargirl18

      11 years ago

      oh for you i would!

    • AlleyCatMatt

      11 years ago

      whattup nukka!? haha

      lookin sexy as ever

    • guitargirl18

      11 years ago

      plaw guitar eh?

    • Larith

      11 years ago

      lol oh, well i was talking to someone about how i'd be an ugly girl and then they made that picture. I thought it was pretty funny

    • Larith

      11 years ago

      Sure?

    • Athrindo

      11 years ago

      hey, whats up

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      No you're not, you love seeing my misfortune with women. You're so evil. smiley6.gif

    • doc69 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Oh you can feel free to use me as a tool for your vengence any time smiley8.gif

    • AFKeeker

      11 years ago

      It's been a year and a half since I've even kissed a girl, and I'm feeling rather lonely. Oh well, nothing else to do, so I'll have fun with words at least. smiley1.gif

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