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    • 5 years ago

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    • Overhaul

      8 years ago

      kevd777

      So I turned on the beta preview, got to see my entire profile all from one page...

      Holy hell is my profile outdated. It must be 10 years past the time to overhaul it and make it more recent. Im working on my last year of college and I still have pictures from my sophmore year of HS up. Plus I just went skydiving a few weekemds back (fucking AWESOME!) and how many of you heard about that? Better yet, how many of you even follow me? Back when I was a sponsor I think I was at a whopping six.

      Come back and check out my updates. We'll see how much I still care after work...

      Edit:
      Im likely to add a friend purge to the list. I clicked on someone to see their profile in beta mode. First person I clicked on hasn't logged in since the day they created their account. My days of friend whoring with no purpose are OVER!

      Edit:
      So I cut everyone on my friends list who hasnt signed in in 4 years or more. Wow, what a purge. I bet the crusaders would be jealous. A whopping hundred some odd victims to the purge. About 30% of them were profiles that no longer existed.

      Next purge will be everyone who hasnt signed in in 2 years or more. Then the one after that will be the names I still recognize. The one after that will be the people I still talk to. Then I'll be Forever Alone.

    • 9 years ago

      kevd777
    • So I lied...

      10 years ago

      kevd777

      Read it first
      I did end up responding to her again. This is what I said:

      "Honey," I cant get three of the four things the bank requires.
      There are no Senegalese powered attorneys in this area. No body from this town cares about that area of the world.
      Having never knew your father, how can I get his death certificate?
      And having no way to get to Senegal, how could I pick up an affidavit of Oath from the High Court?

      This is what she sent back:

      My Dearest/ Sweetheart..
      How are you today? i hope fine.i am more than happy to read your mails, Once again thanks for your ability to help me transfer the money to your position pending my arrival to meet with you,it shows you are a dependable and trustworthy man. Listen, before i gave you this information's i saw your profile that you matched mine,i have never told any body about this money the only people that knows about it is you and me no one again knows about it (since my parent's are dead).

      So,i will also advise you to please keep it to yourself because i am afraid of loosing the money to people who will disappoint me when the money gets to there care that was why it took me time to tell you about it and i promise you this from my heart (I AM NOT GOING TO DISAPPOINT YOU) and i equally expect the same from you. now,regarding the requests the bank needs from us i have with me here the last Deposit of Account (which i will send to you, if the lawyer agrees to help us) and the death certificate,(which i will also send to you) I thought it's the only thing the bank will need from us but since they need the power of attorney and the affidavit of oath from the high court here in DAKAR SENEGAL.

      I have informed the Reverend about it and he gave me the contact of this lawyer below,he is a registered lawyer in the United Nations Camp here and he is also a registered member in (Senegalese Bar Association) who will help in preparing the documents for us, Please i will like you to contact him through email and phone today,when your contacting him, tell him that you are my Foreign partner and you want him to prepare a power of attorney in your name to enable the transfer of my (Late) father's ACCOUNT in ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND to the account in Your country.

      His contact information are as follows,
      Bar (Dr) EWA ANTHONY.
      Of: (ANTHONY'S CHAMBER)
      Email (ewalaw_consultant@mail.com) (ewa_lawyerchambers@yahoo.com)
      Office Tel/Fax: is (00221-77-140-1872)

      So, i will like you to contact him for the preparation of the power of attorney on your name,Please try and contact me when you are in contact with him and let me know if he agrees to help us!.

      Please i will like you to first of all get the money transfer and when you come here we all can move at the same time.I will be waiting for you soon Honey to hear your sweet voice today,I would have love to call you, but i am not with any money now.

      I am feeling for you every minute of the day ,i wish to be with you soon. I have attached for you here my late father's death certificate, and also the Deposit certificate, Please contact our Lawyer for the rest soonest.

      A big hug for you,
      From my deepest heart,
      Yours forever
      Naomi

      She even attached the two documents:
      Cert of Deposit
      Cert of Death
      Note the differences in how to spell her name. And I love how this is the first certificate the Bank has ever issued. Hence the 0001 in the corner.
      Did I point out the excerpt of her "trusting me" and yet she sent me all the info about her money in the second email? And I told her I was Michael Moore... Lots of trust there...
      My response:

      "Sweetie," I am more worried about disappointing you. Everytime I have called your lawyer friend, it has cost me $1.25/minute and I get a busy tone. I think he might be on his dial up looking at porn. Atleast thats what the lawyers over here do... And how come you never spell your name the same way twice?
    • Another Update?!

      10 years ago

      kevd777

      Read it first

      Hello My Angel,
      How are you doing today? I hope you are fine
      Honey I am very happy today because am going to join you over there face to face after the transfer of my late father,s money successful into your account

      Please this morning I received this message below from the Bank,,

      Please try and contact me back for the next step

      Thanks
      Naomi

      --- On Fri, 10/10/08, Royal Bank of Scotland <paulleeds_rbslondon@mail.md> wrote:

      From: Royal Bank of Scotland <paulleeds_rbslondon@mail.md>
      Subject: R.B.S INFORMATIONS/ TRANSFER PROCEDURES
      To: [Me]
      Cc: [Her]
      Date: Friday, October 10, 2008, 12:32 PM

      ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND. (R.B.S)
      Registered office: The Royal Bank of Scotland plc,
      No.36 St Andrew Square, Edinburgh,
      EH2 2YB.
      (Tel.: 0044 703-1857-568 .
      or 0044 703-1857-570 .
      Office Fax 44 703 1971 731

      For Your Kind Attention

      Sir,
      I have been directed by the director of Foreign Operation/Wire Transfer to write you in respect to your partner's mail which we received in our Bank.

      Actually,we have earlier been informed about you by the young lady Mis Naomi Godwill (the next of kin) that she wishes you to be her trustee/representative for the claim of her late father's deposit with this bank.

      Late (Dr.Williams Godwill,) is our late customer with sum substantial amount of money he deposit with us, $6.5m Dollars. (Six Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars). Hence you have been really appointed as a trustee to represent the next of Kin.

      However before our bank will transact any business concerning the transfer of the fund to your bank,we will like you to send the followings immediately to our bank.

      1.A power of attorney permitting you to claim and transfer the funds to your bank account on her behalf.

      Note:This Power of attorney must be endorsed by a Senegalese resident lawyer.(Since the young lady is presently in Senegal).

      2.The death certificate of (Her deceased father) confirming his death.

      3.A Certificate Deposit issued to him by our bank.

      4.An Affidavit of oath from Senegalese high court.

      Note:The above are compulsory,and are needed to protect our interest,yours and the next of kin after the transfer has been made.
      These shall also ensure that a smooth,quick and successful transfer of the fund is made.

      (We promise to give our customers the best of our services.)

      Should you have any question(s),please contact our Foreign Operational Director-Mr.Paul Leeds, through his email address thus, (paulleeds_rbslondon@mail.md
      OR customers_rbsintl@inMail24.com) Via Phone for more directives/clarifications. or Office Telephone Numbers.: ( 0044 703-18575-70 , or 0044 703-18575-68 , Office Fax 44 703 1971 731

      Yours Faithfully,
      Mrs Precious Cherif Diouf.
      (For Account Department)
      R.B.S
      Registered office: The Royal Bank of Scotland plc, 36 St Andrew Square, Edinburgh, EH2 2YB
      --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
      This e-mail was sent using Mail.md

      They want me to jump through all of those hoops, just to contact a scottish bank (in LONDON) that cant spell worth shit, and was sent using an email client based in Moldova, wherever the fuck that is...

      Sadly, Im bored with their scam and not likey to reply back again. As shown by the date on the email. Oct 10th, its now the 21st.

    • Update!

      10 years ago

      kevd777

      Familiarize yourself!

      --- On Mon, 10/6/08, Naomy [] wrote:


      From: Naomy []
      Subject: THIS IS MY FULL LIFE STORY WITH LOVE AND HONESTY
      To: []
      Date: Monday, October 6, 2008, 1:19 PM



      Dearest sweetheart
      Iam very, very happy to see your answer to my mail.
      How are your today? What was the night, hope in order?
      Mine is a little hot here in Dakar, Senegal. In this camp we were not allowed to go from the camp It's like a stay in prison, and I hope by God's grace I come here soon.

      I have no relatives, I can go now, all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person I have now is the Reverend David Jones, pastor of the (Christ for all churches) here in the camp, he was very nice to me, since I came here, but I'm not living with him, but I am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels for men the other for women.

      The pastor of the phone number is (00221-77-408-2454) If you tell him that you want to talk to me that he sends me in the hostel, as a refugee here I have no right or a matter privilledge it money or what However, because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because I have only my first year before the incident traggic the cause of my being in this situation now took place.

      Listen to this I have my late father of current account and death here with me, I have the latter, because if he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe, which he used my name as the next of kin the amount the amount is $ 6.5 million (six million five hundred thousand U.S. dollars). I like you help me transfer this money to your account and you can make some money for me to put my travel documents and air tickets to come to work with you.

      I kept this secret for the people in this camp here the only one who knows it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.because I fear that this money if they know. Against the background of the above-i, as he himself and not say that for every I fear that my life and lose money if people know it.

      Remember, I will give you all this information by the confidence i. I like honest people andunderstanding, truthful and a man with vision, truth and hardworking.My favorite language is English, but our language is French, but I speak English very fluently.Mean while I want you to call me if You have a chance allocation Because I tell you. Have a nice day and think about me.

      Waiting to hear from you soon
      Yours forever in love
      Naomi
      Prison is a better place than you think. You are protected from the elements, you get fed, you meet new people, etc.

      As much as you praise your Reverend, I am not a man of religion, and I would like to see the downfall of these organized nationalized cults.

      Is there anyway you could get some pictures of yourself and these Women's Hostels.

      I think the easiest way to get that money safe is to mail the bank, tell them to close it and mail the check somewhere. Do you have access to a Postal System? Not having a bank account and not trusting the banking industry, Im sure I could find a mattress to hide the money under here in the States.
    • Remember this?

      10 years ago

      kevd777

      Remember this journal? You damn well better.

      So I did it. I was evil, made a fake email address, responded to her. No money request yet. Whether real or not, she's playing some sap story about her family dying in some civil war in Africa and now she, the daughter of a rich advisor of the state, is living in a refugee camp in Senegal.

      Well, what kind of refugee camp would have internet access, (a laptop?), and access to a higher end digital camera to snap shots to proove she is real?

      Worst part? I told her I hated kittens, loved puppies, just got done taking pictures of nephews and neices at the local park, and included a picture of Michael Moore claiming it was a picture of me.

  • Comments (1561)

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Soooo, not in Indiana anymore. I lived outside Fort Worth for a couple of years a long time ago. What are you up to these days?

    • ArcherRoLLz

      6 years ago

      Cheers for accepting dude, How’s life?

    • Nixorbo

      9 years ago

      It's just you

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Lame

      Maybe, but you'd be surprised how many people have been freaked out by it. So far you're the only one who hasn't assumed we were playing chicken.

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Neither ... the truck was being towed. smiley0.gif

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Im confused. What purpose does our face on/in the shuttle serve? Just shits and giggles because its the last two shuttle missions before they get retired?

      Pretty much.

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Stealth family! smiley0.gif

      Mine was creepily close to accurate, but one friend's "profile" was way off. I just do not like this whole culture of handing people's personal info out like candy.

    • The_Skald

      9 years ago

      where do you work?

    • The_Skald

      9 years ago

      YO ITS DAT CAMERON FUKKEN COs-G SUP MANG

    • Deathsk8er68

      9 years ago

      Ahhh, Cameron, yours so funny. >.< Why do you joke around? So how's Lindi doing?

    • Deathsk8er68

      9 years ago

      Hey Cameron! How's it going buddy?

    • lulrus

      9 years ago

      GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS

    • Selina_Kyle

      9 years ago

      I'm not confident that indulging these people is in your best interest. It's a fun chat thread, but it isn't worth putting up with baloney.

    • haloqueeny

      9 years ago

      On mai journal.

    • haloqueeny

      9 years ago

      ITS RIGHT THERE smiley3.gif

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Spitter

    • haloqueeny

      9 years ago

      Yeah. BACK IN THE DAY they actually used to count for things. I could buy sponsorships....

      Now I have to pay ten bucks myself.

      DAMN YOU ROOSTERTEETH.

    • haloqueeny

      9 years ago

      Truths.

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      lol, I'm not THAT old yet.

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      rofl, it would appear so. That's what old age'll do to you.

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Are you back home for the summer now?

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Yesterday was the first time I'd heard them this summer. A lot of people say they love the sound of cicadas. I find them extremely annoying.

    • ObsidianZero

      10 years ago

      I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!

    • alanababy

      10 years ago

      ayy

    • Nando

      10 years ago

      I LOVE YOU TOO MAN!

    • TessthePink

      10 years ago

      SexyStPattys.gif

    • Kragar

      10 years ago

      Good job kev

    • Deeath_Notee

      10 years ago

      302x83k.jpg

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      As we would have said in my day ...

      What a BURN!


    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      If the arrow went in at the outside corner of his eye, which it looks like in the pic, it may have just slid in between his brain and skull. Freaky.

    • ultrax1

      10 years ago

      Didn't see the price on amazon till now. haHA, 90 bucks.
      No, I paid closer to 20. Best Buy.

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Then after the statue of limitations passed I would pull my nest egg out of my off shores account and spend it as neccesary.


      Then you could send money to that sweet little Naomi Naomy Noamy Moaaaami or however she's spelling it this week. I'm sure she could use a big-screen LCD in the refugee camp..

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      Software like this has been out for ages. Wouldnt be too hard to google and find.

      Correction sir, it would be hard to Google and find. I ended up downloading or almost downloading five different things, none of them even close to a speech to text program.

    • skatergirl67

      10 years ago

      hey i luv TFK and falling up my cuz and me went to a TFK concert it was awesome

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Hahahaha!

      Janella Spears doesn’t think she’s a sucker or an easy mark.


      She would be dead wrong about that, lol.

    • ultrax1

      10 years ago

      No, I still had to disconnect from intranet so securom wouldn't install. But I'm contributing to the big contradiction that the more copy protection is put on a disc, the more it gets pirated.

    • ultrax1

      10 years ago

      Securom's the copy protection EA put on RA3 (and Spore. And Crysis Warhead.) It only lets you install a game disc a certain amount of times.

    • ultrax1

      10 years ago

      What with Securom? Of course not. :D

    • ultrax1

      10 years ago

      Red Alert 3

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      Fake, true. Very fake.

      But she’s cute. More than a 5 at least.

    • Frankfurter

      10 years ago

      in her picture she wasnt all that hot. Maybe a four or a five.

      She had a picture??

      Links must follow.

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      Ohhh I see! =o

    • laeria

      10 years ago

      "Ever seen a Scottish bank based in London with that little of a grasp on basic English Grammar? "
      Nope. D:

    • ObsidianZero

      10 years ago

      How the fuck have you been?

    • ObsidianZero

      10 years ago

      IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!

    • ultrax1

      10 years ago

      Supreme commander :forged alliance.

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I have my late father of current account and death here ...

      Whoa ... you sure you want to be messing with death's daughter? lol!

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      And I'm sure you have PLENTY of spare time at school, lol

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      If you were greedy, you'd be more likely to fall for the "we'll give you a huge sum of money if you give us some money to help us get it out of the country" scam.

      Or, as seems likely from the tone of the first e-mail you got, they're hoping you're lonely and gullible and so desperate for female company that you'll fall head over heels for Naomi/Naomy/etc. and send her money to come to the US. If they haven't asked for anything yet, they will.

      You should read up on these scams sometime. It's really interesting from a purely academic point of view, though it's kind of depressing how easily some people are duped. It really is hard to feel sorry for the people who get sucked into the greed-based ones though.

    • ohfer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      You don't have to do much research, just watch the news when something happens in Africa.

      Too bad the scammer isn't in a refugee camp.

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