5 years agokevd777
8 years agokevd777
So I turned on the beta preview, got to see my entire profile all from one page...
Holy hell is my profile outdated. It must be 10 years past the time to overhaul it and make it more recent. Im working on my last year of college and I still have pictures from my sophmore year of HS up. Plus I just went skydiving a few weekemds back (fucking AWESOME!) and how many of you heard about that? Better yet, how many of you even follow me? Back when I was a sponsor I think I was at a whopping six.
Come back and check out my updates. We'll see how much I still care after work...
Im likely to add a friend purge to the list. I clicked on someone to see their profile in beta mode. First person I clicked on hasn't logged in since the day they created their account. My days of friend whoring with no purpose are OVER!
So I cut everyone on my friends list who hasnt signed in in 4 years or more. Wow, what a purge. I bet the crusaders would be jealous. A whopping hundred some odd victims to the purge. About 30% of them were profiles that no longer existed.
Next purge will be everyone who hasnt signed in in 2 years or more. Then the one after that will be the names I still recognize. The one after that will be the people I still talk to. Then I'll be Forever Alone.
9 years agokevd777
10 years agokevd777
Read it first
I did end up responding to her again. This is what I said:
"Honey," I cant get three of the four things the bank requires.
There are no Senegalese powered attorneys in this area. No body from this town cares about that area of the world.
Having never knew your father, how can I get his death certificate?
And having no way to get to Senegal, how could I pick up an affidavit of Oath from the High Court?
This is what she sent back:
My Dearest/ Sweetheart..
How are you today? i hope fine.i am more than happy to read your mails, Once again thanks for your ability to help me transfer the money to your position pending my arrival to meet with you,it shows you are a dependable and trustworthy man. Listen, before i gave you this information's i saw your profile that you matched mine,i have never told any body about this money the only people that knows about it is you and me no one again knows about it (since my parent's are dead).
So,i will also advise you to please keep it to yourself because i am afraid of loosing the money to people who will disappoint me when the money gets to there care that was why it took me time to tell you about it and i promise you this from my heart (I AM NOT GOING TO DISAPPOINT YOU) and i equally expect the same from you. now,regarding the requests the bank needs from us i have with me here the last Deposit of Account (which i will send to you, if the lawyer agrees to help us) and the death certificate,(which i will also send to you) I thought it's the only thing the bank will need from us but since they need the power of attorney and the affidavit of oath from the high court here in DAKAR SENEGAL.
I have informed the Reverend about it and he gave me the contact of this lawyer below,he is a registered lawyer in the United Nations Camp here and he is also a registered member in (Senegalese Bar Association) who will help in preparing the documents for us, Please i will like you to contact him through email and phone today,when your contacting him, tell him that you are my Foreign partner and you want him to prepare a power of attorney in your name to enable the transfer of my (Late) father's ACCOUNT in ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND to the account in Your country.
His contact information are as follows,
Bar (Dr) EWA ANTHONY.
Of: (ANTHONY'S CHAMBER)
Email (email@example.com) (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Office Tel/Fax: is (00221-77-140-1872)
So, i will like you to contact him for the preparation of the power of attorney on your name,Please try and contact me when you are in contact with him and let me know if he agrees to help us!.
Please i will like you to first of all get the money transfer and when you come here we all can move at the same time.I will be waiting for you soon Honey to hear your sweet voice today,I would have love to call you, but i am not with any money now.
I am feeling for you every minute of the day ,i wish to be with you soon. I have attached for you here my late father's death certificate, and also the Deposit certificate, Please contact our Lawyer for the rest soonest.
A big hug for you,
From my deepest heart,
She even attached the two documents:
Cert of Deposit
Cert of Death
Note the differences in how to spell her name. And I love how this is the first certificate the Bank has ever issued. Hence the 0001 in the corner.
Did I point out the excerpt of her "trusting me" and yet she sent me all the info about her money in the second email? And I told her I was Michael Moore... Lots of trust there...
"Sweetie," I am more worried about disappointing you. Everytime I have called your lawyer friend, it has cost me $1.25/minute and I get a busy tone. I think he might be on his dial up looking at porn. Atleast thats what the lawyers over here do... And how come you never spell your name the same way twice?
10 years agokevd777
Hello My Angel,
How are you doing today? I hope you are fine
Honey I am very happy today because am going to join you over there face to face after the transfer of my late father,s money successful into your account
Please this morning I received this message below from the Bank,,
Please try and contact me back for the next step
--- On Fri, 10/10/08, Royal Bank of Scotland <email@example.com> wrote:
From: Royal Bank of Scotland <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: R.B.S INFORMATIONS/ TRANSFER PROCEDURES
Date: Friday, October 10, 2008, 12:32 PM
ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND. (R.B.S)
Registered office: The Royal Bank of Scotland plc,
No.36 St Andrew Square, Edinburgh,
(Tel.: 0044 703-1857-568 .
or 0044 703-1857-570 .
Office Fax 44 703 1971 731
For Your Kind Attention
I have been directed by the director of Foreign Operation/Wire Transfer to write you in respect to your partner's mail which we received in our Bank.
Actually,we have earlier been informed about you by the young lady Mis Naomi Godwill (the next of kin) that she wishes you to be her trustee/representative for the claim of her late father's deposit with this bank.
Late (Dr.Williams Godwill,) is our late customer with sum substantial amount of money he deposit with us, $6.5m Dollars. (Six Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars). Hence you have been really appointed as a trustee to represent the next of Kin.
However before our bank will transact any business concerning the transfer of the fund to your bank,we will like you to send the followings immediately to our bank.
1.A power of attorney permitting you to claim and transfer the funds to your bank account on her behalf.
Note:This Power of attorney must be endorsed by a Senegalese resident lawyer.(Since the young lady is presently in Senegal).
2.The death certificate of (Her deceased father) confirming his death.
3.A Certificate Deposit issued to him by our bank.
4.An Affidavit of oath from Senegalese high court.
Note:The above are compulsory,and are needed to protect our interest,yours and the next of kin after the transfer has been made.
These shall also ensure that a smooth,quick and successful transfer of the fund is made.
(We promise to give our customers the best of our services.)
Should you have any question(s),please contact our Foreign Operational Director-Mr.Paul Leeds, through his email address thus, (email@example.com
OR customers_rbsintl@inMail24.com) Via Phone for more directives/clarifications. or Office Telephone Numbers.: ( 0044 703-18575-70 , or 0044 703-18575-68 , Office Fax 44 703 1971 731
Mrs Precious Cherif Diouf.
(For Account Department)
Registered office: The Royal Bank of Scotland plc, 36 St Andrew Square, Edinburgh, EH2 2YB
This e-mail was sent using Mail.md
They want me to jump through all of those hoops, just to contact a scottish bank (in LONDON) that cant spell worth shit, and was sent using an email client based in Moldova, wherever the fuck that is...
Sadly, Im bored with their scam and not likey to reply back again. As shown by the date on the email. Oct 10th, its now the 21st.
10 years agokevd777
--- On Mon, 10/6/08, Naomy  wrote:
From: Naomy 
Subject: THIS IS MY FULL LIFE STORY WITH LOVE AND HONESTY
Date: Monday, October 6, 2008, 1:19 PM
Iam very, very happy to see your answer to my mail.
How are your today? What was the night, hope in order?
Mine is a little hot here in Dakar, Senegal. In this camp we were not allowed to go from the camp It's like a stay in prison, and I hope by God's grace I come here soon.
I have no relatives, I can go now, all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person I have now is the Reverend David Jones, pastor of the (Christ for all churches) here in the camp, he was very nice to me, since I came here, but I'm not living with him, but I am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels for men the other for women.
The pastor of the phone number is (00221-77-408-2454) If you tell him that you want to talk to me that he sends me in the hostel, as a refugee here I have no right or a matter privilledge it money or what However, because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because I have only my first year before the incident traggic the cause of my being in this situation now took place.
Listen to this I have my late father of current account and death here with me, I have the latter, because if he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe, which he used my name as the next of kin the amount the amount is $ 6.5 million (six million five hundred thousand U.S. dollars). I like you help me transfer this money to your account and you can make some money for me to put my travel documents and air tickets to come to work with you.
I kept this secret for the people in this camp here the only one who knows it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.because I fear that this money if they know. Against the background of the above-i, as he himself and not say that for every I fear that my life and lose money if people know it.
Remember, I will give you all this information by the confidence i. I like honest people andunderstanding, truthful and a man with vision, truth and hardworking.My favorite language is English, but our language is French, but I speak English very fluently.Mean while I want you to call me if You have a chance allocation Because I tell you. Have a nice day and think about me.
Waiting to hear from you soon
Yours forever in love
Prison is a better place than you think. You are protected from the elements, you get fed, you meet new people, etc.
As much as you praise your Reverend, I am not a man of religion, and I would like to see the downfall of these organized nationalized cults.
Is there anyway you could get some pictures of yourself and these Women's Hostels.
I think the easiest way to get that money safe is to mail the bank, tell them to close it and mail the check somewhere. Do you have access to a Postal System? Not having a bank account and not trusting the banking industry, Im sure I could find a mattress to hide the money under here in the States.
10 years agokevd777
Remember this journal? You damn well better.
So I did it. I was evil, made a fake email address, responded to her. No money request yet. Whether real or not, she's playing some sap story about her family dying in some civil war in Africa and now she, the daughter of a rich advisor of the state, is living in a refugee camp in Senegal.
Well, what kind of refugee camp would have internet access, (a laptop?), and access to a higher end digital camera to snap shots to proove she is real?
Worst part? I told her I hated kittens, loved puppies, just got done taking pictures of nephews and neices at the local park, and included a picture of Michael Moore claiming it was a picture of me.
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