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Male
from The Frozen North / Canada

  • Activity

    • I had a long post...

      4 years ago

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      ...and then I checked my feed and it was deleted.

      Long story short: I'm probably coming back; University rocks and sucks; IB certification and NOT diploma will be received by me soon; @Michael exposed me to RT/AH content through Rage Quit, and I haven't seen a new one recently and I want a new one soon. Now. Right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW DAMN IT.

    • My Death and Revival [on RT]

      4 years ago

      keyredacted

      Hello everyone.

      As a lot of you may have noticed (probably not), I've been heavily inactive on the RT forums/website lately. I have been doing my best to keep up with the latest vids though. Over the summer, a lot has happened.

      We'll start in order, of course.

      About a week after grad, my girlfriend decide to break up with my in the bitchiest possible way. Naturally, I was torn about it, considering I dated her on and off for the latter of 3-4 years, but I eventually quit being a little bitch about it and moved on with my life.

      Sometime in August, I went on a church youth camp retreat thing while my parents went to the General Assembly (basically ministers from all over Canada and the states meet up and talk about shit). It was a ton of fun to get to see familiar faces from previous Encounters (which is what the youth retreat is called) and meet some new people (one of which is now my girlfriend, but more on that later).

      My journey home from Encounter was more than satisfying. It was a three day journey back and each day I was getting closer to my now girlfriend. Day 1 was easy. My friend (and practically brother) Fernand didn't drive at all that day so neither of us had to stay awake. I was his copilot for day 2, and that's when things got interesting. Him and I were wide awake when we started to notice rain drops on the windshield. Unbeknownst to me, we were about to drive through a heavy storm. We were in the states still at this time, and Fern didn't know how to use the windshield wipers. So, I had to modify the wipers myself - I've seen my dad do it a million times - and did my best to keep him relaxed but focused at the same time. After the storm, we stopped at a gas station, gave each other high-fives and found a hotel.

      When I finally reached home, I got into a Skype call with a girl named Ledy. We started talking pretty much the second I finally arrived home (she only had approximately 5 hours of a drive...we had a total of 18-20). That Skype call changed pretty much everything in a drastic matter. During that time, a lot happened. Long story short, she became my girlfriend and we started this habit of sleeping together on Skype.

      Anyway, I'm in my province's university studying a fairly random array of things for my first year. Philosophy, Computer Science, Reading Latin, English Comp (dunno what it is) and Math.

      That's all for me. Talk to y'all later.

      Cheers!
      ~Michael

    • Smite = Full Release = STILL UNBALANCED

      5 years ago

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      So normally I'd be angry because the controls suck in a game, the graphics make my eyes burn to a crisp, the dialogue is worse than lacking intelligence, but Smite takes the cake with the shittiest lack of balance I've ever seen.

      List of heroes I hate:
      Apollo: Ultimate

      Aphrodite: Slow movement speed regardless of items, not useful in team fights

      Janus: Annoying overpowered wave skill

      Thanatos: insta-kill at 42% HP Threshold on ultimate. OVERPOWERED. BY A LOT.

      Ao Kuang: Ultimate takes between 0.5 and 1 second to actually have the ultimate doing something... in
      that time, people can easily combat blink out of it.

      Ra: Ultimate is the same as Ao Kuang; takes long to actually do something and needs to be used as a snipe... even though you can't see through walls 90% of the time.

      Osiris: Everything.

      Anubis: Most spammy God in Smite. Holds you down, shoots ya down with a laser beam and spams locusts. If you're not dead from that, you will be soon after.

      Mercury: Everything

      Neith: Overpowered backflip immunity jump + global ultimate.

      Artemis: Trap and Boar.

      Scylla: Overpowered ultimate

      Ymir: Level 1, his frostbreath is a long enough stun that, if caught under a tower, would most likely drop you to 1/4 hp (and that's if you're at the edge and get stunned)

      Ullr: Has an ultimate permanently that can switch to his axes! .... too bad there is almost never a need to switch to them...

      Thor: Stun, Stun, hammer teleport, whirlwind chain into stun...

      Loki: He's fucking OP. Everything about him.

      Vamana: Ultimate, quit blocking my fucking view. Asshole.

      Ne Zha: Annoying banish* ultimate.

      Xbalanaque: Most OP passive combined with ultimate ever.

      You name it and I'll probably have one reason or another to hate the fuck out of it.
      And no, don't bother with the whole 'maybe you're just bad' comments. And yes, my favourite hero is the extremely OP flying Thanatos ultimate.

    • MINECRAFT

      5 years ago

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      I bought it.

      That's all. xD

    • Today, I wanted to kill myself.

      5 years ago

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      ...so I talked it over with a friend of mine who relayed the situation in a more realistic point of view and got me back up to speed... or at least good enough speed. My girlfriend decided, out of nowhere, to break up with me, over a facebook message, in the harshest way possible (without swearing or insults). Suicide was instantly the object of my wanting, but she (friend) talked me through it.

    • Super Genius: First piece of content = 30+ minutes

      5 years ago

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      So I found one of the team games I had with my... well.. teammates... 3/5 of us were in this one and the other 2 were just randoms.

      My Blog which is the more professional more boring version of my life.

    • #GRADUATED

      5 years ago

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      So I graduated. I'm officially a university student and I got oine super badass awesome grad gift from my dad: The Razer Blackwidow Ultimate aka mechanical gaming keyboard. It's a beauty. It compliments my Razer Naga 2014 so well.

      Anywho, I now have plenty of free time to do whatever (at least until my application is accepted or denied) and can make that content... Guess I'll start making content.

    • The Forest is gre- Dafuq just happened?

      5 years ago

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      I was playing The Forest, and I figured out how the Effigies work; After building one, you light it on fire and they'll stay away from the RADIUS OF THE FIRE / LIGHT THAT IT GIVES OFF. AKA: It's a good place to plot down your house and stuff...or run to if you're being chased (like I was).

      Anyway, they chased me all the way back to my effigy. I quickly lit it, and turned around. They just stood there, staring. I made 2 molotovs and killed them both. That's not where my mind was blown. I was in the process of creating a larger effigy, and I needed more human body parts. I went over to one of the now dead evil person thing, and hacked him with my axe. The good news was that it only took one shot and he exploded into his many body parts (somehow the torso disappears upon hacking so...y'know...). The bad news was that, for some reason, no one was around me (just myself and the dead guy) and the second my axe hit him and exploded him, it actually had an explosive effect and insta-killed, flinging me back at least 50 feet xD Solid game logic.

    • Game Portal Reference Rap

      5 years ago

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      The rap I created years ago that references a ton of video games as well as a couple of AH references has been re-re-re-recorded and I have created a video for it (which is just images to the references for ease of understanding). It's currently rendering.... Soon!!!

  • Comments (24)

    • JustineE

      5 years ago

      So not too sure if you got the address wrong or something but I'm still waiting for my 500$ order of merchandise from Roosterteeth you ordered me!
      Get back to me when you know
      when it will be
      in my
      possession
      THANKS

      • keyredacted

        5 years ago

        It's probably, y'know, taking a couple round-the-world trips. No big deal ;)

    • JustineE

      5 years ago

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    • LaurenHewett

      5 years ago

      Stop mind blowing me.
      Please.

      My brain can't handle this.

      • keyredacted

        5 years ago

        "Bye" is a word and therefore cannot be 'good' nor 'bad'. <3

      • LaurenHewett

        5 years ago

        Star. Trek. Good. Bye. -.-'

      • keyredacted

        5 years ago

        But no one has a "mind" because "minds" don't exist.

      • LaurenHewett

        5 years ago

        I'm gonna continue watching star trek now... Go fuck with someone else's mind xD

      • keyredacted

        5 years ago

        One cannot simply f*ck your life as that would imply life is an object. ;)

      • LaurenHewett

        5 years ago

        But.... I....
        Fml :(

      • keyredacted

        5 years ago

        But I'm not doing anything to you. You're perceiving the pain. ;)

      • LaurenHewett

        5 years ago

        WHYY!?!?!
        WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!!?

        D':

      • keyredacted

        5 years ago

        Does your mind exist? If not, your mind cannot be blown. If it's an ethereal being, you can't destroy it. ;)

    • Triodug

      6 years ago

      Welcome to Roosterteeth!
      (one week late)

      • keyredacted

        6 years ago

        Thanks! (pretend it was a week ago)

    • JJ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Hey Michael, thanks for the add!

    • FT123

      6 years ago

      what is your gamerscore

      • FT123

        6 years ago

        ahhh

      • keyredacted

        6 years ago

        Ehhh.

      • FT123

        6 years ago

        you like the new update

      • keyredacted

        6 years ago

        I haven't been up to much lately, but usually Minecraft for both PC and Xbox, Combat Arms for PC, and Maplestory for PC.

        I also play Call of Gods (PC / MMORTS)

      • FT123

        6 years ago

        what pc games ? , im a big PC and xbox gamer

      • keyredacted

        6 years ago

        I don't technically have a 'gamerscore' as I'm mostly a PC gamer and play on the 360 at my friend's house.

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