killrcknrll

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    • Good Weekend

      13 years ago

      killrcknrll

      Friday - Left school early, came home and found out that I got a job interview and Ozzfest tickets smiley0.gif Then I went over my friends house with Joe which is always fun as usual, especially when he has rap battles with his mom. Then we went to the park which was fun.....and bad. It was freezing, especially walking to 7-11 to get Slurpies and then to Dunkin Donuts to get bagels at 9 P.M.

      Saturday - Slept in 'till 10. Then went to Walmart and bought a Led Zeppelin CD. Then I went over my Vinnies house again with Joe where we goofed off and shit. We managed to order $47 of chinese food, that was fun. We watched Nick GAS with old school TV games on it, and how stupid they are. Then we got really bored and decided to go to a local concert which was all right. It was fun, a band called All In Blind played, and he's opening for Badfish (Sublime tribute band) on March 31st, and since we helped him carry his amps and stuff, he gave us tickets to the show, which is gonna kick serious ass. Then we left and went to 7-11 and felt like total sketchballs eating nachos and drinking Slurpies on the pavement with our hoods up.

    • Scot Jokes

      13 years ago

      killrcknrll

      A Scot is the only man on earth who would step over the bodies of a dozen bronzed naked beauties just to get to a glass of whiskey.



      A Glaswegian stops before a graveyard in a Gorbals cemetery, and notices a carved tombstone declaring,
      "Here lies a lawyer and an honest man..."
      "Ach, who'd ever think..." he murmered, "there'd be enough room fer two men in that one wee grave..."


      How do you disperse an angry Scottish mob?
      Nae bother - just take up a collection.



      3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
      "I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.
      The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
      So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish.
      The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity.
      Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
      The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
      The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."


      What do you call a Scots woman with one leg?
      Eileen.


      An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field.
      The Englishman says "Look at that fine English cow."
      The Irishman disagreed, saying "No, it's an Irish cow."
      The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. "No, it's a Scottish cow - it's got bagpipes underneath!"


      Jock decided to call his father-in-law the "Exorcist" cuz every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear!


      How do you get a Highlander onto the roof?
      Tell him the drinks are on the house.


      Nowadays the Scots do not play bagpipes to frighten their enemies, they do it to annoy their neighbours.



      A Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.
      Everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can’t play.
      A guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar man pays up his £50.
      Another guy comes up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays like Miles Davis.
      This guy pays his £50.
      Then a Scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.
      "Ha," the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?" The Octopus looks at him and says: "Play it? I’m going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pyjamas off..."


      What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
      Summer!


      A Scots pessimist is a man who feels badly when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better.


      A Scotsman visited London for his annual holiday and stayed at a large hotel. However, he didnae feel that the natives were friendly. "At 4 o'clock every morning," he told a friend, "they hammered on my bedroom door, one the walls, even on the floor and ceiling. Heck, sometimes they hammered so loud I could hardly hear myself playing the bagpipes."


      Every Scotsman's fantasy is to have two women....one cleaning, the other dusting...


      A Scottish fitba fan told his mate, "My dug watches all the games. When my team wins it jumps up and doon and claps its wee paws. When we lose it somersaults."
      "Yer Kiddin me right? How many somersaults?" asked his impressed friend.
      The Fitba fan replied, "depends how often I kick it..."


      Did ye hear about the Scotsman who married a girl born on February the 29th so he'd only have to buy her a birthday present every four years?


      "Ah, Kyla, drinking makes you look so bonnie."
      "But Donald, I dinna drink!"
      "But I do!"


      McManus donates a lot of money to charity but likes to remain anonymous. He even forgets to sign his name on the cheques.


      Three scots and three englishmen are traveling by train to a football match.
      At the station, the three englishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three scots buy only a single ticket.
      "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three Englanders.
      "Watch and you'll see," answers one of the Scotsmen.
      They all board the train. The Englishmen take their respective seats but all three scotsmen cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the tolet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
      The English saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Englishmen decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all.
      "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed Englishman. "Watch and you'll see," says one of the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Scots cram into a toilet and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Scots leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Englishmen are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."


      Why do pipers march when they play ?
      To get as far away from the noise as possible.

    • Music

      13 years ago

      killrcknrll

      Put your music library on shuffle and answer the questions with songs in the order they come up. it doesn't really make sense at times, but some answers you come up with will freak you out.

      1. What's my mood like right now?
      Don't Drink The Water - Dave Matthews Band

      2. How's tomorrow going to be for me?
      Frankenstein - Phish

      3. What kind of person am I?
      Flesh Into Gear - CKY

      4. Am I loved?
      Running Blind - Godsmack

      5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
      Tira Me A Las Aranas - The Mars Volta

      6. What should I do with my life?
      Mr. Crowley - Ozzy Osbourne

      7. Is everything really going to be alright in the end?
      Waiting Hare - Buckethead and Serj Tankian

      8. What is my best quality?
      Guess Who's Back - Reggie and the Full Effect

      9. How does my sex life look?
      Sweeter Cyanide - The Smyrk

      10. What's the meaning of life?
      Like Toy Soldiers - Eminem

      11. What do people think of me?
      Calling - Taproot

      12. Would I make a good catch?
      Get Ready - Sublime

      13. How crazy am I?
      Lay Down - O.A.R.

      14. Will I have a good life in general?
      Ego Brain - System of a Down

      15. Can (insert YOUR name here) ever really love me?
      Get Up, Stand Up - Bob Marley

      16. Can me and (insert YOUR name here) ever be more than friends?
      Sink Into the Underground - CKY

      17. What's going to happen to me this week?
      42 - The Disco Biscuits

      18. Where will I be a year from now?
      Island in the Sun - Weezer

      19. What is my biggest wish?
      When You Go Madd - Bad Acid Trip

      20. What is the love of my life doing at this very moment?
      Televators - The Mars Volta

      21. How will I die?
      Bubbles - System of a Down

      22. What will happen after I die?
      It's Been a While - Staind

      23. How do my friends feel about me?
      Bad Acid Trip - Bad Acid Trip

    • She's Gonna Smell Like Hot Dogs!

      13 years ago

      killrcknrll

      Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
      Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
      Ralph: He told me to burn things.

      Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

      Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
      Nelson: Bart is pee!
      Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!

      Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
      Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
      Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

      Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

      Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
      Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
      Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens

      Ralph (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies

      Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

      Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

      Ralph: When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

      Ralph: I bent my wookie.

      Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

      Bart: Go orange!
      Nelson: Go grapefruit!
      Ralph: Go Banana!

      Ralph: I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

      Ralph: Prinskipper Skippel... Primdable Skimpsker... I found something!

      Ralph: Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.
      Chief Wiggum: Just relax and it'll come, son

      Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
      Ralph: Miss Hoover?
      Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
      Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
      Miss Hoover: Why not?
      Ralph: I ate it.

      Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!

      Ralph:"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."

      Ralph: And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

      Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.

      Ralph: I glued my head to my shoulder, now i have two owies

      Ralph:"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks."

    • I Want to be a Girl Scout

      13 years ago

      killrcknrll

      I got bored today so I went over my second house a.k.a. Vinnie's which was a lot of fun. At first it was just me and him until Kevin and Joe showed up eventually with BB and her friend. What happens in Vinnie's basement, stays there. Eventually Nick came over to get Kevin cause they're like firefighters now or something and they left and so did BB and her friend. So, me and Joe played NBA Hoopz and he owned my face at it. He also did the sex parrot thing on my phone (it's a parrot that mimics stuff said during sex, don't ask) Then Vinnie had a serious talk with his mom about wanting to be a girl scout so he can get even more cookies.

    • AMAZING DAY!!!!!

      13 years ago

      killrcknrll

      SO, I went skiing with Joe which was SOOO much fun. I didn't fall which was good. Right now I'm really tired and cold but SOOOOO excited (read below.)

      "System of a Down will perform Ozzfest this year 2006, also the band will announce the 4th "SOULS" benefit concert that SYSTEM OF A DOWN has organized and headlined, and as before, the four band members, Serj Tankian, Daron Malakian, Shavo Odadjian and John Dolmayan, will earmarke the proceeds from "Souls, 2006" to benefit organizations that work to eradicate genocides across the globe.

      This includes the Armenian National Committee of America (ANCA), an organization that supports legislation in the U.S. Congress to recognize the Armenian Genocide that was perpetrated by the Ottoman Empire during World War 1.

      During this first genocide of the 20th century, 1.5 million Armenians were annihilated and hundreds of thousands deported from their ancient homeland. April 24th was chosen as the date for the concert as this year, it commemorates the 90th anniversary of the Armenian Genocide.

      SOULS 2006 will be preformed on April 23rd, stay tuned to the official Site on Monday, for more details about where it will be performed along with others Tour dates."

    • Good Day!

      13 years ago

      killrcknrll

      School seemed to take forever today. After school I went to my second house a.k.a Vinnie's with Joe and his friends Justin and Albi who are sorta my friends too. Did nothing except eat a shit load of food and I can officialy play the beginning part of Sugar by SOAD on drums. So we all hung out and did nothing overall but it was still fun. Lots of cool stuff happened today.

      1. System of a Down's managment confirmed that they are touring the U.S. soon.
      2. I can go to Boston to DKM if i get a 75 or better on my next math quiz.
      3. Badfish (Sublime tribute) on March 31st smiley0.gif

      And I'm going skiing tomorrow which should be a lot of fun.

    • Big News!

      13 years ago

      killrcknrll

      Everyone who subscribes to System of Down's email list got an email stating "Big announcement coming Monday, stay posted... " Since I'm a cool person, I already know. TOUR DATES!!!!! DON'T MISS OUT!!!!!

    • Such a Lonely Day

      13 years ago

      killrcknrll

      It's finally here! System of a Down's music video is now online at music.yahoo.com/
      I thought it was done really well, enjoy smiley0.gif

    • She Sells Sea Shells Buy The Real Whore

      13 years ago

      killrcknrll

      1.) Favorite Girl Name: don't know or care
      2.) Favorite Boy Name: don't know or care
      3.) Favorite City: new york and philadelphia
      4.) Favorite Country: i don't know
      5.) Favorite Color: blue
      6.) Favorite Food: chinese or mexican
      7.) Favorite Store: fye
      8.) Favorite Clothing Brand: don't know or care
      9.) Favorite Smell: even though itself is disguisting, cigarettes and cigars
      10.) Favorite School Subject: spanish
      11.) Favorite Season: summer
      12.) Favorite Animal: dog
      13.) Favorite Website: myspace
      14.) Favorite Game: grand theft auto
      15.) Favorite Makeup Brand: none.....
      16.) Favorite Book: a million little pieces/my friend leonard.....READ THEM
      17.) Favorite Movie: lord of war
      18.) Favorite Song: hope by the disco biscuits
      19.) Favorite Male Singer: serj tankian
      20.) Favorite Female Singer: theres no females singing in the music i listen 2
      21.) Favorite Actor: nicholas cage
      22.) Favorite Actress: paris hilton.....cause she's HOT
      23.) Favorite Dog Breed: whatever
      24.) Favorite Ice Cream: phish food
      25.) Favorite Soda: coke zero
      26.) Favorite Juice: apple
      27.) Favorite Hot Drink: coffee
      28.) Favorite Holiday: halloween
      29.) Favorite Craft: wtf??
      30.) Favorite Gadget: ipod
      31.) Favorite Baseball Team: boston red sox
      32.) Favorite Basketball Team: uconn huskies
      33.) Favorite Hockey Team: don't watch hockey
      34.) Favorite Football Team: patriots
      35) Favorite College: don't know or care
      36.) Favorite Parfume: none
      37.) Favorite Number: 5
      38.) Favorite Musical Instrument: bass
      39.) Favorite Childhood Toy: monopoly
      40.) Favorite Cartoon: family guy
      41.) Favorite TV Show: prison break
      42.) Favorite Time Of Day: night
      43.) Favorite Candy: swedish fish
      44.) Favorite Car: honda
      45.) Favorite Designer (Accessories) Label: ???
      46.) Favorite Computer Program: photoshop
      47.) Favorite Collection: ???
      48.) Favorite Type Of Graphics: ???
      49.) Favorite Hair Color: ???
      50.) Favorite Nail Color: ???

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  • Comments (537)

    • toxicity_kid

      13 years ago

      Hey,

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      Hope you have fun today!!

    • NUNG

      13 years ago

      i dont think he read.

    • 2343

      13 years ago

      dude plz vote for me

      homepage: m1lky

    • BYOBeer

      13 years ago

      no prob.

    • Avsy

      13 years ago

      Hey,

      Im avs

      you seemed pretty kwl so i thought we could chat

    • SuperFreak_7

      13 years ago

      please vote for General_Beef

    • SuperFreak_7

      13 years ago

      vote for me here please

    • TorontoVice50

      13 years ago

      WoW That was different but good

    • gangsta_06

      13 years ago

      No problem bro. smiley0.gif

    • 2343

      13 years ago

      im part of the army!

    • BYOBeer

      13 years ago

      we are know on war with asianKO105 and whiteboy93 send as many feedbacks as you can they have been messing with one of our soldeirs (WARman)

    • LilRob2

      13 years ago

      can you send me a friend request at BYOBeer because i got tired of my old profile thanxs

    • strongbad_99

      13 years ago

      I updated my webcomic, Don't Feed the Animals, today!

      I'd really appreciate if you hopped over to my journal and checked it out! I tried something new this time and attempted some cel-shading to see if it makes the comic look any better. You be the judge!

    • gangsta_06

      13 years ago

      anytime smiley1.gif

    • Athena89

      13 years ago

      O MY!

    • TuckerLover

      13 years ago

      WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • TuckerLover

      13 years ago

      Hey sexy.

    • gangsta_06

      13 years ago

      hey bro, I got you on watch I would appreciate it if you could put me on watch too. Thank's.

    • MichaelXX3

      13 years ago

      check out my profile for the s.o.a.d. army pic.

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      good doug, good
      dont try anyhting else too...

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      thanks doug, it means alot

    • LilRob2

      13 years ago

      I need 4 commanders 2 majors and i want you to give me a reason why you should be a commander or a major ok. And if i pick you to me a major or a commander you have to help us and me and boehmish will tell you want we need help with ok.

    • gangsta_06

      13 years ago

      hey thx bro

    • x_OhBaby_x

      13 years ago

      thanks doug smiley12.gif

    • x_OhBaby_x

      13 years ago

      haha SORRY DOUG!
      I smiley12.gif you guys!

    • x_OhBaby_x

      13 years ago

      thats why I cant go

    • x_OhBaby_x

      13 years ago

      who would be going? Joe, vinnie, kevin...aka all the guys?

    • x_OhBaby_x

      13 years ago

      haha i wish

    • x_OhBaby_x

      13 years ago

      HOLY CRAP ITS DOUG!

    • x_OhBaby_x

      13 years ago

      THANK YOU DOUG! it unfroze! woo! smiley12.gif

    • LilRob2

      13 years ago

      This is really freaky, the last thing is even freakier...


      1) New York City has 11 letters

      2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

      3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
      Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

      4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

      This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

      1) New York is the 11th state.

      2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
      11.

      3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

      4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
      6+5 = 11

      5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

      6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
      911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

      Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

      1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
      254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

      2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4
      = 11.

      3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

      4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
      incident.

      Now this is where things get totally eerie:

      The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
      the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
      holy book:

      "For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
      The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
      while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for
      the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
      peace."

      That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

      Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel
      afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

      Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

      1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
      plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

      2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

      3. Change the font size to 48.

      4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1.

      What do you think now?!!


      REPOST THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U IN 11 MINUTES!!!

    • strongbad_99

      13 years ago

      Omigosh, check this!

      I have TWO different comics that I updated today, one of them is kind of anime and is even shaded all purdy! You can see them both in my journal. Please read them and enjoy them!

    • LilRob2

      13 years ago

      Me and my freind Boehmisch are making a System of a down army if you want to join then just go to www.freewebs.com/lilrob2boehmisch/index.htm and send me or Boehmisch a message. We are still working on the ranks and we will let you know when we are finish with the rankings.

    • Die_Hippies

      13 years ago

      ummm
      wat are u talking aboot

    • Pillowhead

      13 years ago

      hey Doug whats crackin'? im bored atm but i just hit lvl 20 karma so thats kinda good

      ~Pillowhead

    • GLoB4L11

      13 years ago

      im gonna download the live mp3s when its over so i can see wtf its all about

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

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    • x_OhBaby_x

      13 years ago

      haha COR-NIZZLE?
      haha
      i love you doug..ur amazing

    • strongbad_99

      13 years ago

      Congratulations! You happened to be online RvB when I decided to update my webcomic! Hit up my journal and have a look-see.

      Happy Valentine's Day (Even though I'm not particularly fond of the holiday)!

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      doug, we KNOW your book didnt get stolen, wanna know how? im on photoshop at the school. ill take a little look...

      also, y get a new lock when i have it?

    • x_OhBaby_x

      13 years ago

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    • Athena89

      13 years ago

      wait wait wait
      SOOOO since i have a boyfriend im not alloud to say i HATE valintines day?

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      yeah, but that person isnt, unfortunately

    • shawn666

      13 years ago

      oh

    • Nathan219

      13 years ago

      What does level 3 mean?

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      but mexicans dont do math! and your in level 3 and so am i!

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      and the skin color?
      and the math skillz?

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      but niether of us are chinese/cambodian

    • Athena89

      13 years ago

      its easy thats ALL i am going to tell u!
      im done with trying to convince u that its a cool level

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