kingarthor

Male
from england

  • Activity

    • joke

      13 years ago

      kingarthor

      A woman takes her car to her maechanic's and tells him. "everytime i take my friends out in my car there's this terrible smell. it never happens when i'm on my own." the mechanic is puzzled so he says."ok. lets go for a spin and see whats the problem is." within minutes, she drives the wrong direction down a one-way street at 60mph , swerves, hits the curb on both sides, narrowly misses a policeman. they return to the shop and says."there it is now there theat terible smell, can u smell it?" the mechanic replies" smell it? im sitting in it".

    • Competition 2

      13 years ago

      kingarthor

      since the last maze was done under 2 hrs of me posting the competition i had to try and find a lot harded maze so i am going to hold another competition for the first person to complete the maze on the link i will give 10 mod point to unless ppl mod me then the prize will be higher

      there is no restrictions to who is allwed to do it becuse i havent done this maze my self so i cant give them the anwser

      www.filelodge.com/files/hdd9/225142/crazy_maze_1.pdf


      the link will take a wile to load up becuse the maze is that big

    • competition

      13 years ago

      kingarthor

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      i am going to hold a compitition the first person who completes the maze will get 20 mod points. when u have completed the maze send it back to me in a comment on this jounal entry

      thank you and good luck


      the people who are not aloud to do the competion are :
      - sinny
      - lightspeed55
      - eternalrest
      - drago69/espion

      this is because i know theses people in real life and i dont want to be accused of cheating

    • Proxy Sites

      13 years ago

      kingarthor

      I need help wif one problem i have when i am at college i need a proxy site so i can get on red vs blue so i can talk to use guys more offten ecuse at the moment i can only go on here for 2hrs all day and i have a habit off using the up as soon as i get on. so could use guys give me a hand. if u know any proxy sites plz post them here and i wil try and see if the college system has it blocked and who ever gives me a working proxy site i will give them some mod points

    • Poor Guy

      13 years ago

      kingarthor

      A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

      He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

      "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

      To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

    • hi

      13 years ago

      kingarthor

      98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
      92% of teenagers has moven on to rap. If you are one of the 8% thats still listenin to rock/country/classical or WHATEVER put this in your profile

    • 2019 years ago

      kingarthor
    • 2019 years ago

      kingarthor
  • About Me

  • Comments (25)

    • DonutBoy1

      11 years ago

      Hey whats up??

    • LandLckdblus

      12 years ago

      you make me horny

    • kraut101

      12 years ago

      hey whats up

    • rdhfaulk28

      12 years ago

      nice fucken pics, check out mine, before they delete!

    • kingarthor

      12 years ago

      Darlington

    • frogfan

      12 years ago

      were abouts in england uk are you from?

    • tankman78

      12 years ago

      where merlin

    • sexy_gamer

      12 years ago

      you are so hot

    • kee3po

      13 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
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      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
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      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
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      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
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      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • darkwhisp3r

      13 years ago

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    • Anarchist117

      13 years ago

      nice pics

    • michealheath FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      gr8 site aned jay and silent bob rock!!

    • kee3po

      13 years ago

      PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people
      in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people
      in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever
      hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can
      bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night,
      SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to
      someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special
      and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When
      you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When
      you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely
      turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of
      getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in
      yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember
      the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell
      someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
      15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are
      great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight
      your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25
      tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this
      chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten
      years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143
      min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it
      is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be
      cursed w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACKS

    • jewbacca

      13 years ago

      could you please vote for me TWICE in this contest? It's the last round and I need all the votes I can get.

      thanks

    • ArticMonkey

      13 years ago

      Here is a poem i made up while i was bored

      There was a paucho named bruno
      who said there is one thing i do know
      a women is fine, a sheep is divine
      but a Llama is numero Uno

    • joejoeman

      13 years ago

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      Happy Easter!

    • Timo99

      13 years ago

      Nice pics. At least we know you're straight.

    • bam_sk8s_HIM

      13 years ago

      hey nice pics man im gona mod em soon lol

    • geonex88

      13 years ago

      Your image was deleted because it was too suggestive/revealing for the general audience of RvB.

      Shots that pertain to Pornstars, Sites featuring Pornstars, Images that show a direct link to a site containing nudity or other sexual acts, are not fit for your Image gallery. Provocative shots that are either meant to entice or attract the opposite sex are considered NSFW. If you model or character (in the case of Anime) is in a pose that would make your grandmother blush, it is also not fit for this site.

      If you wish to post images of women or men please note that any image that is not fit for a magazine cover (image displayed in public) is not fit for your gallery. It is at the sole discretion of the MOD's to deem such images appropriate or inappropriate. Furthermore, images that depict death, violence, mutilation or could be considered offensive and/or disgusting by others are also subject to removal by Moderators


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    • xXxpl02iVe

      13 years ago

      Hiiya, sorry to be random but could you please vote for me here: rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=852992
      This could be my chance to get sponsored :D
      Also your pics kick ass =P

    • g_fresh

      13 years ago

      nice women pictures

    • gunmen1234

      13 years ago

      Nice journal

    • Tanman20

      13 years ago

      ur pics are pretty good

    • FallenWave

      13 years ago

      welcome

    • Ju_Ju

      13 years ago

      join the saf see neckroz209 mention me plz and thank you

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