4 years agokingluke663
5 years agokingluke663
"Life finds a Way.... As long as that Life is a Dinosaur. Humans are Fucked."
~Barenaked Ladies & Rooster Teeth
6 years agokingluke663
You know what really Grinds My Gears?
How Relationships Cost so Much.
Think about it:
Going out to Eat
When you go on a Date you usually go to a nice Restaurant Not
McDonalds or Something Cheap, Which The Guy pays for and
that can be Expensive especially If they order something like
Lobster and then they ask if its to much and you say "No no its
fine" meanwhile Your eating the Free Bread sticks and Water.
*Reward:Kiss,Making out* *Expenses: Nice Place is $50 or
more Cheap Place....Don't lie You never Take a girl somewhere
You go to a movie......Mainly Her Choice (Even though you pay
she chooses) Once SHE Chooses and you find where to sit and
get comfortable right before the previews start she all of a sudden
she asks for you to get up and get something for her to eat, and
then you say "What do you want?" then she says "Ummmmm..
What do they have?........" Then you get mad and say the same
thing they always have! but then you calm down and keep hoping
that you still get sex. Then the girl sits there for 5mins thinking
about what she wants and then starts saying things they don't sell
like a taco or some random thing like that. Then you start saying
how they don't sell that and the previews are starting when finally
they say something that the movies actually sell so you rush to
the store and buy the food and run back catching the last couple
previews when she starts complaining about the food and you say
"Im sorry but they only had this" and then she sighs and eats it
anyways *Reward: Feeling her up, Kissing/Sucking Face, Maybe
a Hand Job, Maybe Oral, If Lucky Sex.....Or screw around the
whole time and not watch the movie.* *Expenses:$30 for Movie
Tickets $30 for Snacks and Ect All together it can be up to $100*
You have to Remember Your anniversary or you'll never hear the
end of it. The annoying thing about anniversaries is that you have to
plan a nice Dinner maybe a Show and the Gift has to be EXPENSIVE
if its not....then your screwed. A tip is Get Jewelry and make sure its
nice. *Rewards:Kissing, Sex, and everything in between.*
*Expenses:$70s or up on Present, $50 or up on Dinner
I don't understand why Women make men spend so much...especially
if the know they don't have a lot. Thats Why Relationships are to expensive
And thats what Grinds My Gears!
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