kirbyetp

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    • Colonial Day

      11 years ago

      kirbyetp

      I was recently hired as an intern at a command on MCB Quantico, VA. I received all of the requisite cool stuff that comes with a government job: the RFID security badge, the RFID security badge holder, a cubicle, and (the piece de resistance) a military issue "secure" electronic productivity enhancement device, also known to you mortals as a dell computer. Unfortunately for me, I was unable to access this computer until this past Monday. In a similarly unfortunate turn of events, that access was accidentally taken from me on Wednesday by someone in the command's IT department.

      Since my job requires that I have access to a computer, I did what any office monkey would do upon finding themselves without the ability to access their computer: I called the aforementioned IT department. I was immediately put on hold and treated to a number of musical compilations, including the Colonial Anthem from the original Battlestar Galactica. After they finally answered my call, I was informed that the only person capable of fixing the problem (who just so happened to be the same individual that caused the problem in the first place) had gone on leave.

      My point is this. Due to the incompetence of someone else under the employ of the American federal government, I have, for the better part of the last two weeks, been sitting in a cubicle for eight hours a day, slowly losing my sanity while reading magazines and accomplishing no work whatsoever, all on the government payroll. smiley8.gif

      Edit: I just realized that today is the 4th of July, so happy 232nd birthday America!

    • To all whom it may concern:

      11 years ago

      kirbyetp

      I have returned from the extremely warm land of southern California.

      That is all.

    • Esteemed [insert plural noun here]

      11 years ago

      kirbyetp

      I shall be in California until June 22nd. That means that I will not be here. Wherever here is.

      That is all.

    • Bring on the 2008

      11 years ago

      kirbyetp

      Happy New Year!

      Same time next year, I guess.

    • Merry Christmas

      11 years ago

      kirbyetp

      ...while there's still eleven minutes left.

      Happy Holidays everyone.

    • Remember, Remember

      11 years ago

      kirbyetp

      the 5th of November.

      That is all.

      Addendum: If anyone else wants to beat Halo 3 on legendary, let me know and we can get some sort of co-op thing going.

    • Saying Goodbye to an Old Friend

      12 years ago

      kirbyetp

      Tonight we all said goodbye to one of the most relevant and well made science fiction television programs in modern history. It was a hell of a show, and I would just like to personally those involved in the production of Stargate SG1 for 10 great years. They did one heck of a job, and for that; providing hours of a funny, thought provoking escape from our less than ideal reality, I will always be grateful.

      So long Stargate SG1, and thanks for all the fish.

    • March 25, Yesterday, and April 29

      12 years ago

      kirbyetp

      March 25th is International Waffle Day. It was also the day that the season finale of Battlestar Galactica aired. Good times.

      Yesterday, I bought the last copy of Command and Conquer 3 available in any Best Buy within the tri-county area. Lucky me. As you may or may not know, the cutscenes from C&C 3 (all 90 minutes of them) feature actors from Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, Lost, House, and some other critically acclaimed show. In other words, the game isn't just a game; it's also a movie of sorts. Furthermore, if you don't see me for a few days, blame the game.

      April 29th is the day that the recently announced Xbox 360 elite is released. It is also the day that I'm going to buy an Xbox 360. Ever since the rumors surfaced last year, I vowed to wait it out and see if they came to fruition before I bought everyone's favorite next gen console. Now that is has, I'll finally be able to pwn you n00bs on Xbox live. smiley8.gif

      Before I wrap up the small literary morsel that is this journal entry, I would like to point "y'all" in the direction of a short, crappy video (made by yours truly) that highlights some of the issues with Sci-Fi's latest Battlestar Galactica ads. I HIGHLY recommend that you watch Crossroads Pt. 2 before you watch the linked video. You now have no justification to kill me if you ignore my advice.

      End.

    • Happy Holidays

      12 years ago

      kirbyetp

      Merry Christmas (or whatever you may celebrate) to everyone. I shall return on December 30th, so until then, farewell. Also, be advised that there are only ten days remaining in this solar year. That is all.

      Addendum: Tonights episode of Doctor Who might have been the best two hours of television ever. Well, second best. Those Brits can make television, and you know it.

    • Oh Canada...

      12 years ago

      kirbyetp

      I'll be on vacation in Canada until August 8th, and no, I won't be able to see where they film Stargate.

      Until then,
      Adios.

      (P.S. Try not to break the internet while I'm gone)

  • Comments (350)

    • RUSH2112

      11 years ago

      Actually I'm getting the USB hub. I needed one anyway. But what about that page?

    • nasafreak87

      11 years ago

      Damn it. Well I don't watch Burnie so he doesn't count.

    • dix

      12 years ago

      Just making sure that I had everything set up before it reset on me.

    • dix

      12 years ago

      I only got rid of my Vista RC1... which had expired at the end of May. My computer was restarting every 2 hrs... If I had the actual version of Vista I would have kept it.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      Pft parachutes are for noobs.

    • RUSH2112

      12 years ago

      That won't save you. Every back room in America is like this.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      Indeed he could.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      *gasp*

      You changed your avatar

    • dix

      12 years ago

      I just updated it with the sentences:

      1. The boy met the girl at the store.

      2. He put the book on the table.

      3. Tina said that she can draw trees very well.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. Never used it, but I've heard of it.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      O.o

      No touchy the turtles eh? Good to know. So did you live out here a few years ago?

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      That's next on my list of things to do. Well, it was first, but the opportunity for this one came up sooner. Trying to get a few guys together so we can get our scuba certifications together. Military bulk discount, killer deal.

    • TNAI

      12 years ago

      Happy Easter Kirby

    • RocketJones

      12 years ago

      it was a stargate atlantis music video....some of my best work actually...

    • RUSH2112

      12 years ago

      No dude, the moon isn't too bright, I just don't sleep well on full moons.

    • Shura0107

      12 years ago

      I'm getting an ATI tuner. The exact model escapes me at the moment.

    • MMTess

      12 years ago

      280 something days!?!? I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!!! *falls over into the fetal position chewing on hair*

      They're cruel. So very cruel.

    • MMTess

      12 years ago

      So then I can complain to you about the whole no new BSG till 2008??

      I feel cheated!! CHEATED I TELL YOU!!!

    • MMTess

      12 years ago

      Have you watched BSG yet?

    • dix

      12 years ago

      He sometimes would bet against his own team. There is a problem with betting on games you play in because you could possibly affect the game so you could win or lose.. And yes, its against the rules to bet on ones own team.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      According to both Amazon and Gamespot it comes out March 27. Also, they just put out a new trailer for it linky.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      Looks like the bus runs by both bases, thanks for the idea!

    • MMTess

      12 years ago

      Seriously...she really is.

    • LotusANM

      12 years ago

      it's okay, you are young, there is still time to make you realize the error of your ways

      you've gotta admit though, the mac commercials are pretty good

      Post edited 2/19/07 4:27PM

    • LotusANM

      12 years ago

      how can you hate apple? you, my friend, are crazy. at least tell me you don't like microsoft

    • monopoly_j

      12 years ago

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    • Shura0107

      12 years ago

      Happy (Pi - 1) Day.

    • monopoly_j

      12 years ago

      In reply to kirbyetp, #13:

      You don't want satellite internet. You really don't.


      I don't have any other options than dial-up!

    • dix

      12 years ago

      Yeah.. It always ends up being a crappy laser or laser reader motor.

    • dix

      12 years ago

      It's been acting up lately. Thank god I bought the protection plan for the DVD player. Portable DVD players are one of the few products where it pays to have it....

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      lol nice! They didn't have anything good for Star Trek where I was looking.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      I knew it was a bad idea putting my number out on the internet. Why didn't I listen to my parents?!

    • cumbo87

      12 years ago

      Why do you hate him? I haven't seen anyway say why they hate him

    • cumbo87

      12 years ago

      Most people in America hate Al Gore. Just thought you should know that...

      Yeah... but Americans are stupid...

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      I seemed to work with the little I did play. FEAR and Oblivion. Some of the programs did have a lag, but a few of them worked fine.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      Not to a 360, from it. So I could use my computer as a moniter. I've done it before with a desktop.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      No school, how's that work? Snow?

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      Yes, him and Beau both killed it.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      Oh, is that all. Bah. Never got into BSG. To much drama.

    • nasafreak87

      12 years ago

      What's in two days?

    • Megan327

      12 years ago

      That is a very important day! Thanks for the reminder.

    • Megan327

      12 years ago

      You know all the national holidays....

    • Megan327

      12 years ago

      That would be something to celebrate ... if we were nuclear scientists.

    • Megan327

      12 years ago

      Gotcha. Didn't know if it was that or somthing else special.

    • Megan327

      12 years ago

      2 DAYS UNTIL WHAT?

    • d4rkn1ghtm4r

      12 years ago

      i dont know if you download stargate atlantis also but i found a good episode 14, its in realplayer format and it has asian subtitles around it

      isohunt.com/torrents/Stargate+Atlantis+Season3+EP14

    • SkoliroWyrda

      12 years ago

      HAPPY NEW YEAR

    • Veela

      12 years ago

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    • monopoly_j

      12 years ago

      I want to take this time to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

      Remember the Reason for the Season!

      MJavatarWM_Christmas.jpg

    • jordanmdl

      12 years ago

      Apple does suck.. The hind tit. BIG TIME!

      Thanks for agreeing with me.

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