kobez

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from Western Canada

  • Activity

    • I'M BAAAAACK.....

      8 years ago

      kobez

      ..... not that anyone cares...

      But I downloaded the app. So theoretically I can get back into things on the site. Or not. Who knows?

    • Friday October 1, 2010. Pard, Ending

      8 years ago

      kobez

      I woke up at, like, 10am on saturday with a 3-Star Hangover and drive home to do yard work (ie. Chopping wood, some of which involves using a sledge hammer to hit the splitting axe into the very large logs.) I am sure I'm going to stop being alive at any moment.

      I talk to Trina later that day (I was continuing a text conversation that we had apparently been having the night before in which she claimed to be down for 'anything'. apparently I passed out at an inopportune moment.)

      Any way, after the conversation we had, I suspect I will have to be at least Fucked-In-Half to talk to her again, but I'll text her in a few days just to be sure it wasn't the hangover imparing her actually impressive personality.

    • Friday October 1, 2010. Part, The Third.

      8 years ago

      kobez

      I turn around and stagger over to my friends, partly to partake in the smoking of the Export A's (cuz if I'm drunk enough I chain-smoke like a champ.) and partly to regail them with my victory over the Cock-Block.

      Shortly before last call, some chick (We'll call her Trina) came up and told me that she heard what I said to that other broad. Then Trina told me that what I said was really funny. (finally, a chick who sees how awesome I am! I might be in love.)

      So we make out for a while, then she gives me her number and then we go inside and onto the dancefloor where where she's grinding so hard I think she might be trying to wear through our pants and fuck me right there on the floor to the beat of whatever ghetto-rap they were playing. While she's griding on me I'm grabbing titty, partially to stabilize myself and partially cuz I love me some titties.

      Eventually my friends drag me away, talking about how if I were sober I'd kill myself for even going this far with her and we head back to my friends place to crash.

    • Friday October 1, 2010. Part B

      8 years ago

      kobez

      After a while I notice that my friends are nowhere to be seen. Now since I'm the only non-smoker in the group, and its still pretty early, I head outside to look for them. I step out the door and look around. Don't you just know that the Cock-Block was there? And she was PISSED!
      she comes up to me screaming about how she's "Told me HOW many times" to leave her friends alone. (FYI, they looked pretty damn fuckable by this point).

      I place my index finger gently against her lips, parlty to silence her Whore-babble and partly so I can get a word in edgewise to ask the question thats been burning in me all night:

      Me: Is there any specific reason that you're trying to keep me away from your friends or are you just pissed that I'm not paying more attention to you. (I hadn't been checking her friends out, aside from deciding that I wasn't going to go there, but if you can push buttons then why the hell not? besides this chick would have been really beautiful if she had any fashion sense, style and gained about 20 pounds and a less stick-like body, she also sucked at make up and boy was there a lot of real-estate between her chin and hairline. the shape of her face was so elongated that it was practically inhuman. Come to think of it...)

      Cock-Block: Ugh, like you have a chance with me! (typical whore, missing the point completely and going straight to the part where "she'd never fuck me")

      Me: Honey trust me, You aren't nearly pretty enough to get a one night stand with me.

      Cock-Block: I'm pretty!

      Me: Sweetie, on a scale of one to ten. You should hang yourself.

    • Friday October 1, 2010. Part 1

      8 years ago

      kobez

      So I haven't been online lately cuz I've been on facebook instead. but this cannot be posted on facebook. It's too long, and my parents are on facebook.

      I went out with the crew on Friday night and preceeded to get Loser-Pissed. I'd had about a dozen beers in me before they all hit me at once; in the space between one blink and the next I was instantly a happy-go-lucky pussy trollin party animal. Shortly after this moment I discovered that I have a rather large capacity to make bitches cry. Let me explain:

      Pretty much from the moment I stepped onto the dance floor, still just chillin' with friends, this bitch comes up and was all about making sure I didn't get any pussy; she taps me on the shoulder, gestures to her friends cuz I'd never hear her over the music, and indicates that they are all a no-fly zone. This didn't hurt my feelings so much because the cutest one in the group looked like she had lost a fight with a bag of door knobs in the not too distant past so I let it slide, all the while wondering to myself why this bitch would do something so asinine.

      I have a few more beers and a shot or two of tequila and I'm can tell the booze is starting to hit me cuz I'm loosining up a little and laughing more freely, but I'm still sticking pretty close to my friends at this point. Suddenly Cock-Blocker is back, she's pushing me away from her friends, whom I hadn't noticed until she pointed them out (they were beginning to look a bit cuter) and waves her finger at me. I shrug and continue to dance like an awkward, inebriated white guy (ie: no rythem, coordination or dexterity)

      A while later I feel this shove from behind that nearly sends me straight onto my face. It's the Cock-Block. She's all red-faced and gesticulating wildly, I'm not sure buy I think she wanted me away from her friends. Now at this point I'm beginning to get a little miffed, even through the lovely alcoholic dilerium that usually makes me so happy, so I wave her off and continue busting out my killer moves.

    • Update, part, the second.

      9 years ago

      kobez

      Thus far, I hate facebook. It isn't nearly as user friendly as RvB. I realize I'm not the brightest bulb in the box but I findit very difficult to use. I'll have to have one of my real life friends sit down tomorrow and explain it to me in stoopid person words.

      Peace,

    • Update.

      9 years ago

      kobez

      Well I've solved my mood swings. I think. Apparently feeling super depressed is a rather common side effect of having no social life outside of work. Also, fairs are fun!

    • Misery, heart ache and bipolar kobez.

      9 years ago

      kobez

      For the last few days I've been feeling just totally fucking miserable. Then yesterday I was happy as all hell for reasons I can't figure out. then by the end of the night I didn't know ifI wanted to break down and cry or hit someone. I'm getting damn sick of this emotional instability, I'm actually considering seeking professional help. Also, I'm just in the process of signing up on facebook.

    • I'm all alone...

      9 years ago

      kobez

      I've come across an odd problem recently. Since the beginning of the year I have been working two jobs, and my last day off, excluding today, was sometime towards the end of january. so for the last few months I have been waking up five days a week and going to my day job, and then every weekend as well as a few evenings during the week have been spent at my second job. The reason this is a problem is because my boss at the second job has very graciously given me the next few weekends completely free and clear.... And I have no idea what to do with that kind of free time on my hands.

      I am 21 years old and I have absolutely nothing outside of work. Pretty much all of my friends are 'work friends' and are covering my shifts so that I can rest a little for a change.

      Now I know that it is common sense to do the things you enjoy when you get the chance. But My favorite hobbies are reading and writing. Neither of which are condusive to making friends/having fun, or potentiall getting laid (you know, just to fuck with the status quo a little bit).

      So the question becomes: What do I do now? What do people do to make friends? Where do they go? Etc.

      On a related note, How fucked up is it that I even have to pose this question? isn't this something I should fucking know by now?

    • UPDATE!

      9 years ago

      kobez

      Well for the two or three of you who watch my account and frequently read my infrequent journals, you may remember that I am an aspiring writer and have been promising for several months now that I will be posting a new fic on Fanfiction dot net.
      For those of you who are interested/inclined the story is here. I would love to hear what you guys think about that fic or any of my other ones, which can be found by following the appropriate links into my profile and then into the other stories.
      I will check back in a few days if you want to leave any comments on this journal entry.

      Peace, and take care of eachother.

      -Kobez-

  • Comments (358)

    • ezio239

      7 years ago

      a car would be nice if it had gas how weird every fucking car does not have gas hardly in left for dead

    • contractor

      9 years ago

      Yeah, I'm the guy on FF who buzzed you a while back.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      I am not totally sure that you're not being unfair to the american team. They were equally matched IMHO. I think this game and the new years eve game between us and the US could have gone either way. We got lucky that night... they just got lucky tonight.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      Not much to tell here... I love her... she doesn't love me... life's a bitch dude.

      However, if you want to speak your mind, go ahead, I am all ears.

    • NightFlier01

      9 years ago

      and I just realized that I dropped the ball on that one. There will be a Canandian packet very shortly

    • contractor

      9 years ago

      Shit got SO weird at the end. If I wasn't a fan of Stargate and been used to such things, I would've had a bigger WTF moment (I didn't play the first game, so the Pieces of Eden as technological/magical items was unfamiliar to me).

    • contractor

      9 years ago

      Carnival in Venice.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      What's your Zombie plan? My first thought would be to hit up a mall. I mean it worked so well in videos until they decide to leave... problem is that how long could I survive in a mall food court? The food will all go bad as soon as the power goes out. I guess that is the least of my problems, but it seems like a food source would be needed for long term survival.

    • Izzi

      9 years ago

      Because I want a single payer health care system (single payer health insurance) and I don't dislike Obama.

    • Capt_Ed

      9 years ago

      Well, I imagine that the Army's basic training will be a little more physically demanding than Navy basic was, but running is always important. If you snack, stop. You won't be able to at boot. Don't talk unless you're asked a question and do everything you're told to do.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      The whiskey would make a good Molotov, but he'd need a gun for sure... a car would be nice as well....

      ....then again maybe I've just been playing to much left 4 dead 2 recently.

    • Capt_Ed

      9 years ago

      Right now I'm at school for Intelligence Specialist.

      I'd say go Navy... but it's up to the person. Good luck though.

    • datalaughing FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Always Right

      9 years ago

      The people of Brobdingnag were average people in pretty much every way except they were really, really, really big.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      OH GEEZZ WE GOTTA REMEMBER YOU NOW?!!!

      smiley8.gif

      Good luck with that man.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      yeah which is why I didn't really take part in remembrance day this year... I just remembered George.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      you could of simply said, bitches be crazy and that would have been enough. smiley8.gif

    • Godley

      9 years ago

      I've been doing well.

      And as to your inquiry, a Per Diem, which is a pay per call, is a base rate of say $50 dollars you get for every call you go on. It's a good way to make a little extra cash for the side, but don't quit your job. You cannot afford to live on a Per Diem basis, even if they have a large call volume. It's a great way to get some experience, and it would be something to put on paper as well. If you can move through the ranks in the volunteer fire department, you can put it on paper, and would be able ascertain a better job in the future.

      If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask. I know I am not online as much anymore, but I usually check this site once daily.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      Thanks for the heads up about the poem.

    • Spawn_Kreed

      9 years ago

      I might just draw something. Ease my mind of this.
      I gtg,talk to you later.

    • Spawn_Kreed

      9 years ago

      Rock the fuck on dude.
      I'm angry. I wish I could play manhunt or manhunt 2.

    • Spawn_Kreed

      9 years ago

      It just...
      I can't stand to know someone sitting on a couch somewhere just laughing about raping some chick.
      And then the people who stood and laughed...I'm...wow,it's the level of not giving a fuck that pisses me off.
      But just think,when judgment day comes,or whatever end of the world thing comes,they get to suffer.

    • Spawn_Kreed

      9 years ago

      It just...
      I can't stand to know someone sitting on a couch somewhere just laughing about raping some chick.
      And then the people who stood and laughed...I'm...wow,it's the level of not giving a fuck that pisses me off.
      But just think,when judgment day comes,or whatever end of the world thing comes,they get to suffer.

    • Spawn_Kreed

      9 years ago

      I think the two best people for punishment in that situation is Smith and Wesson.
      I'm sorry if it bugs you,but I think those people deserve to be shot like dogs.
      They just...
      To know that someone wont ever be able to function,and that the people who did that got away make me just want go Hostel on them.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      true that Kobez. True that.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      pretty keen, but I don't really get meditation my own self.

    • contractor

      9 years ago

      Batman Beyond is my shit. But BTAS/Gotham Knights is king.

      But I was just commenting on how much shit kids' cartoons got away with in the 90s.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      I haven't played on in ages but I have fond memories of playing them.

    • Groonz

      9 years ago

      What I find really scary is that your logic makes a creepy kind of sense to it.

    • contractor

      9 years ago

      Don't get me wrong: Arkham Asylum is fucking fantastic and worth every single penny, if only just to hear Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill in their iconic roles again. I just had to make a few remarks about it.

    • MrJacinto Hey I'm Grump

      9 years ago

      Um, this can't be right. Is it true?

    • Spawn_Kreed

      10 years ago

      Yeah!

    • Spawn_Kreed

      10 years ago

      Oh...Mah....GAh!

    • Phantexxx

      10 years ago

      nah...

      Open the document, click on "save as", and where you type in the name of the document (resume.docx, i'm guessing). Just below there is a dropdown bar that says "*.docx" and explains the file type. Change it to show ".doc" 97-2003 microsoft document" instead of "Microsoft document (.docx)"

    • go_wrench

      10 years ago

      Modernism is generally considered to be from WWI on, but it was most prevalent post WWI and WWII.

    • Phantexxx

      10 years ago

      damn right it is. If only Lil' mama and JC Chazev, and AC Slater weren't on there...everything would be OK.

    • Phantexxx

      10 years ago

      i see what your sayin....and thats where i say this: girls normally don't give a damn about things guys like. They want to hear "yes, i'm taking you shopping, or yes i cleaned the ___________". you talk, they'll pretend to listen if you talk a bout games and beer, but they really aren't interested.

      You gotta get them to start talking. pick a subject you think that they'd know something about...read a bit online about that subject, and then try and steer your next converstation torward it, such as TV Shows. American Idol, Dancing with the washed up stars, America's next top model, and last but not least, America's best dance crew. if all else fails, go to the last one. Its one guys might actually watch (ok, so...i watch it. its pretty awesome, the rest are pretty gay. Top Model isn't exactally terrible, but it is the first time you watch it. After that, its just funny)

    • Phantexxx

      10 years ago

      not that you need to hit on fat girls or whatever, its just good place to start. make a few friends, join a pool league (i played in the room dazed and confused and we had tournaments and stuff. Good times.

      But you can use any social sight. Its easier to talk to people online, becuase they can't hear your "voice inflection" (belive me, learn to control your voice inflection, and you'll get away with anything.)

    • Phantexxx

      10 years ago

      yea. I mean, you get used to talking to people, chatting...you kind of lose that edge that makes it hard to talk to girls. Once you learn to "sweet talk" ugly girls into camming, they'll do almost anything for ya.

    • Groonz

      10 years ago

      Believe it or not my biggest dissappointment with the whole film was the end. Instead of this bio-engineered creation they blamed Dr Manhattan? I was kind of hyped to see the end because I wanted to see how they did the alien... I felt a little jipped that they didn't go that way. Also, I was still expecting it, but I was sad to see Rorschach's end .

    • Groonz

      10 years ago

      lol, that's a good one. I will have to use that sometime.

    • Spawn_Kreed

      10 years ago

      and a bullet from me helps the proccess in you going to heaven!
      Everyone wins!!!

    • keikazuka

      10 years ago

      haha nice ^_^

    • go_wrench

      10 years ago

      It's not just about reading the poem.
      It's about complete word/line/stanza analysis in direct correlation with the author's experiences/poem's time period/intended audience/philosophical foregrounds/etc.
      Given that I know he's a Hindu, a nationalist extremist, and a spiritual nut (as a direct result of his prison experiences during the revolt against Great Britain), it's safe to assume that he's writing about the release of man's struggle against (insert antagonist here: examples include, but are not limited to, poverty, war, oppression, or even life itself).

    • Groonz

      10 years ago

      RvB TO Mafia Godfather.


      I don't think that counts as 3 words, but I am not going to tell anyone on account of how assume it is. smiley0.gif

    • Groonz

      10 years ago

      Thanks man.... been years since I wore that patch, but I sitll look at it with pride

    • Phantexxx

      10 years ago

      as long as you remember to pay your respects to my fleet

    • Izzi

      10 years ago

      Well, cars aren't cheap and neither is hockey stuff. So I can imagine you'd be broke now! I wanted to save up for this summer, but spending all that money on Christmas presents didn't help me there. lol The holidays!

    • BraveAbleAce

      10 years ago

      Yea I dont remember lol havent been on live since like april.

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