kritzia

Female
from Northern Ohio

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    • A chuckle for the day

      13 years ago

      kritzia

      Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

      This is just so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.


      A lady died this past December, and Citibank billed her in January and February for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 and now it was somewhere around $60.00.

      A call was placed to Citibank:

      Caller: "I am calling to tell you that she died in December"
      Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
      Caller: "Maybe, you should turn it over t o collections."
      Citibank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."
      Caller: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?
      Citibank: "Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!"
      Caller: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
      Citibank: "Excuse me?"
      Caller: "Did you just get what I was telling you? What part about her being dead don't you understand?"
      Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."

      Supervisor gets on the phone:

      Caller: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in December."
      Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charge s still apply."
      Caller: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
      Citibank: With a stammer, "Are you her lawyer?"
      Caller: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given)
      Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
      Caller: "Sure." (Fax number is given)

      After they get the fax:

      Citibank: "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.
      Caller: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care."
      Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply."
      Caller: "Would you like her new billing address?
      Ci tibank: "That might help."
      Caller: "Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Hwy 129, plot number 69."
      Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
      Caller: "What do you do with dead people on your planet


    • Education in support of theRVB artist.

      13 years ago

      kritzia

      It appears someone on the site needs to look at a museum once in a grand while. There is a huge difference between art and porn.

      My gallery will be to educate us in art. Not porn, nothing that 13 year olds need to snicker at. Simply put ART!

    • i suck

      13 years ago

      kritzia

      Got the letter yesterday to confirm it.

      The thanks but no thanx letter.

      thank you for the happy thoughts. Now I hope pray begg, to keep my job.

    • HOORAY FOR THE SENIOR GENERATION !!!!!!

      13 years ago

      kritzia

      A very self-important college freshman at a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his own.

      "You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive, world," the student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear. "We young people today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, men walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars...We even have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing and uh.."

      Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the student's litany, the "wizened" one said, "You're right, Son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them...... you arrogant little shithead!! Now......what are you doing for the next
      generation??"

      I love senior citizens.

    • Eviction

      13 years ago

      kritzia

      Eviction complete. But sad. Mark and captain spent the better part of yesterday evicting a family of birds from our attic. They build a new home for the birds and transferred the original nest in its tube and original opening into a new house complete with insulation. I do not think it was warm enough. The little birds died over night. Well the new birdhouse will not go to waste. We will empty it and put it high in the trees for new tenets. My house is so much quieter with out them. Sadly I do miss hearing their songs above me in the office.

    • The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports

      13 years ago

      kritzia

      The Kentucky Derby is a stakes race for three-year-old thoroughbred horses, staged annually in Louisville, Kentucky on the first Saturday in May, capping the three-week-long Kentucky Derby Festival. The race currently covers one and one-quarter miles (2.012 km) at Churchill Downs; colts and geldings carry 126 pounds (57 kg), fillies 121 pounds (55 kg). The race, known as "The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports" for its approximate time length, is the first leg of the Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing in the United States. It typically draws around 155,000 fans.

      For years I watched this with mom. Then the 15 years of waiting tables came and I missed it. Now it is a treat to go back and watch the race with her.
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      It is steeped with traditions but I love the bonnets that the ladies wear.
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      Race is at 6:04pmr709092872.jpg So grab your mint julep (only the nastiest drink I have ever tasted)PicsToUseKYMay2005LADYSELLINGMINTJ.jpg150px-MintJulep.jpg and watch the fun.
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    • now tell me yours

      13 years ago

      kritzia

      New Twist!!!
      How well do you know me?? For instance, did you know...

      Four jobs I have had in my life:
      1. Heath club valet
      2. Telemarketing, selling an attachment to your thermostat that turned your heat of at a certain temperature.
      3 secretary
      4. TJ Maxx

      Four movies I would watch over and over:
      1. Crow
      2. Dogma
      3. Disney’s 3 musketeers (Sheen, Plat, Sutherland)
      4. Crash

      Four places I have lived:
      1. North Ridgeville
      2. Grafton
      3. Lakewood
      4. Avon Lake

      Four TV shows I love to watch:
      1. House
      2. Numbers
      3. Lost
      4. Ghost Whisper

      Four places I have been on vacation:
      1. New Orleans
      2. Chicago
      3. Columbus
      4. My Back Yard

      Four web sites I visit daily
      1. Red VS Blue
      2. Urban Dead
      3. Emails (four)
      4. Tiffin U.

      Four of my favorite foods:
      1. Apples
      2. Watermelon
      3. Dad’s Italian cooking
      4. Seafood

      Four places I would rather be right now:
      1. I’m home right now with my family healthy, happy and safe. Suits me just fine. BUT…
      2. Vacationing by an ocean, I have never seen and ocean.
      3. Hiking some new trails and capturing great photo shots.
      4. New Orleans, Mass. Cali, or FT Lauderdale

      HOT Actors that you LOVE:
      1. Harrison Ford (my jamocha shake-ask if your curious)
      2. Johnny Depp (sorry Mark)
      3. Michael Wincott
      4. Steven Straight
      5. Christopher Walken
      There are more but that just a few.


    • Because Doc asked...

      13 years ago

      kritzia

      and I trust this man whole heartedly, Please read what he has to say.

      Wolf pack

    • Game

      13 years ago

      kritzia

      I am playing a game. Have you been a victim yet?

      I am going through my friend list and the first thing I think of when I think of you I am attempting to find a pic that fits. Let me know when I hit you if you think it fits.

    • NO TITLE NEEDED

      13 years ago

      kritzia

      HERE

      No it's not Journal tag. It was early and Sick kitty was not on to ask her permission. Check out the video she has linked. It is thought provoking.

      Sorry for the miss lead everyone, just was not thinking.

  • About Me

  • Comments (128)

    • NSA_Phoenix

      13 years ago

      i cant believe you spell linkin park wrong! lincoln park? that hurt me very deeply.

    • GigasViking

      13 years ago

      Wouldn't it suck if this web site (redvsblue.com) could not be accessed because they did not pay AT&T, Cox, Qwest, etc (possibly hundreds or thousands of service providers) so that end-users (you and I) could get to the web site from wherever we happen to surf from?? Or better yet...you create your own web site, but you can't get anybody to see it because you are not paying AT&T, Cox, Qwest, etc....

      Well, a congressional committee is voting to allow just that to happen. I've already done something about this load of BS. I hope you will as well (see my May 15th Journal entry for complete info).

      If this happens, we might as well take a step back into the stone age and go back to getting library cards and sending email as regular "snail" mail (postal mail).

    • Death_vortex

      13 years ago

      My god, that sounds a little bit over the top.
      I see no problem with the image at all.

    • GenbratsStud

      13 years ago

      Party at my house............................................NO DOGS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 smiley0.gif

    • Japan_books

      13 years ago

      instead of commenting on every pic, all I have to say is: pretty pretty image gallery. Hope you like my Dali piece.

    • coolzbk

      13 years ago

      Hey, whats up?

    • MojoPin

      13 years ago

      Hey girl! How are you. Thanks for spreading the word. I am doing this for us adults and for JeffSon.

    • black_roze

      13 years ago

      Well, its not so much the teacher, its the up-roar from the students that would have followed...
      As for not wishing to be a kid again...
      I wish I could stop from being an audult
      It feels like from the second i hit 17 i've had to grow up
      i've had to start thinking properly about the future
      I'm crapping my dacks, cause I dont wanna grow up yeeeeeeeeeeet!

    • black_roze

      13 years ago

      Its a sad day when shit like this happens.
      It was awesome of you to post all those images
      x.x
      I opend your images at school....
      Im just glad the teacher didnt see
      *laughs*

    • sphinxter

      13 years ago

      I'll have to. Hopefully it's sooner rather than later.

    • film_geek

      13 years ago

      Good for you, I think you images are great. This whole thing is stupid and pointless. The angel drawing is extremely good, it's not nearly as bad as all the anime crap on this site.

    • MikeyLikesIt

      13 years ago

      I know, it makes me sad too and I hope Jeff doesn't leave. He is one of my pillars, even if he only plays one on the internet. Could I just email them to you... my photobucket is full.

    • MikeyLikesIt

      13 years ago

      I can't remember where I got it but you are more than free to use it, its not mine. I have a couple more I found if you would like to take a look at them too.

    • GenbratsStud

      13 years ago

      Hello.... smiley0.gif

    • JeffSon

      13 years ago

      You find the coolest ways of saying the nicest things... smiley0.gif

    • JeffSon

      13 years ago

      I don't know why not.

      Perhaps 'cuz I haven't done much lately..? I'm a bad poster... smiley2.gif

    • atwa320

      13 years ago

      Ripped apart by Horses


      Already on the list. smiley8.gif

    • genbrat

      13 years ago

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      Found friendly bees for you! smiley0.gif

    • Spiko117

      13 years ago

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    • Andymatron

      13 years ago

      this one seems a little better, just need to get some bourbon smiley0.gif

      2 cups granulated sugar
      2 cups water (branch water is ideal)
      Fresh Mint
      Crushed Ice
      Kentucky Bourbon (2 ounces per serving)

      Make a simple mint syrup* by boiling sugar and water together for 5 minutes; cool. Place in a covered container with 6 or 8 bruised mint sprigs. Refrigerate overnight.
      Make a julep by filling a julep cup* or glass with crushed ice, then adding 1 tablespoon of mint syrup and 2 ounces of bourbon. Stir rapidly with a spoon to frost outside of cup or glass. Garnish with a fresh mint sprig..

      *This makes enough syrup for about 44 juleps.

      Extra Tips:

      Always use a premium Kentucky bourbon
      Use crushed or shaved ice and pack in cup.
      To bruise mint, place in a cup and gently pass the back of a spoon between cup and the leaves a time or two. You want the mint to release some of the fragrant oils.
      Add a straw cut to protrude just above the rim of the cup and serve. You should be able to get a faint whiff of the mint sprig when you're sipping.
      Keep the covered syrup in the refrigerator (after removing the mint leaves) if you don't plan on drinking all the servings.. Enjoy later....

    • MojoPin

      13 years ago

      Yoiu so quiet lady.....

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      it might just be my computer, but I can't see any of your pics. They're all just question marks. I'll try again later. smiley2.gif

    • GenbratsStud

      13 years ago

      SO NAME YOUR PRICE smiley0.gif

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      oh my god!

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      that bad?

    • noobalicious

      13 years ago

      i was holding a bottle of bourbon

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      oh god no. the girl im hopelessly in love with has a boyfiend and is currently in another state. so i just waste my life away waiting for her. i have the feeling im going to be waiting along time.

      kudos on not burning your house down. why does it have to be rewired

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      yeah pretty damn swell. i just got my new shades of gray tshirt and im loving it. yourself?

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      say what you will but i dont think i am

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      flattery will get you everywhere but im really not that attractive

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      hey hey hey

    • evlmel

      13 years ago

      I have 16 credit hours in the fall. This is my last class for the semester. lol

    • jackal5

      13 years ago

      Check out either MB's user comment section or my images. Sorry again about the delay. Hope you all enjoy it. I'll do more later if you like. (Or get MB to get me a head shot of you).

    • beckyfruit

      13 years ago

      THANK YOU!!!hahaha, i knew he was from charmed, i just cant ever remember his name for the life of me!thank you!

    • beckyfruit

      13 years ago

      go johnny depp!!!mmhmmm amen sista!sorry mark!!!

      hahah smiley7.gif

    • DC_John_Smee

      13 years ago

      plenty of pain rest, yeh thats what i need ;-)

    • auxFACTOR

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the award. I don't know what I did to deserve it (considering my numerous attempts at your hubby's un-life), but I am very grateful.

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      insecure eh?

    • JeffSon

      13 years ago

      How do you do it?

      Lots of alcohol, mostly... smiley0.gif

    • MojoPin

      13 years ago

      Wow....uh...thanks for the....um..compariason....I feel great now.

      *Hangs self

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      you and oliver. i hope your husband isnt a jealous man :)

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      haha i figured. but i decided to give you shit anyway because im cool like that (and not cocky at all)

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      yes. wait are you trying to tell me something? :)

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      yowza. i think i would rather vomit, eat it again and then vomit again than do flow charts
      i know hwat you mean about the whole anti excessive availability thing

    • MojoPin

      13 years ago

      go here...scroll to bottom

    • mauntgomery

      13 years ago

      not bad. do you have msn?

    • mrsphinx

      13 years ago

      I like you pictures smiley0.gif

    • Irishgirl15

      13 years ago

      The more the merrier!

    • scuba83

      13 years ago

      Better stop while you're ahead otherwise I'm liable to end up with a positive self image...and we can't have that, now can we?

    • MojoPin

      13 years ago

      Wheat Thins and Chocolate Frosting?

      URP smiley11.gif

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