lemmings

Male
from North Da-Fucking-kota...peice of sh-

  • Activity

    • facebook

      12 years ago

      lemmings

      my friend convinced me to join facebook, if you want to add me to your friends lemme know

    • OWNAGE

      12 years ago

      lemmings

      I So OWNED at the tae kwon do tourniment. i got first place in breaking for advanced color belts. in hand knife hand, elbow break, two board turning side, and spin hook kick speed break which sent shards of board two rings away. woot

    • Slurp

      12 years ago

      lemmings

      i want my own lil sex slave girl, i dont know why i'm posting this cus only like 2 ppl read my shit and i know for sure who one of them is. anywho any girl who wants to be my sexy slave

    • WHERE OH WHERE and new pictures

      13 years ago

      lemmings

      where the hell have i been. miss tripod put up more hot pics of herself. shes about the only person likly to read this too. oh and new pictures

    • Poor Lappy

      13 years ago

      lemmings

      What Kind Of Stupid Engineer Designed My Laptop So The Intake Is On The Bottom. when i'm on it my lappy rests usualy on my LAP wow go figure. now add a blanket or bed and the intake gets nicely covered up. usualy its not bad but lately i've been playing Rise of Nations, which takes just a lil more Umf to work and apparently cant be on for more than 2 hours before my lappy gets so hot it has to turn itself off with no warning.
      its done this 3 times now and starting to piss me offf

      i was just about to take over south america..

    • some things I love

      13 years ago

      lemmings

      my gf has a thong she wore that had a bell on it right above her ass and whenever she was wearing it i would slap her ass and hear it jingle, i love thongs that jingle.

      when ever i play a rpg game i am usualy a mage of some kind. my friends and i where playing neverwinter nights and my friends were battleing through a dungon full of big monsters and shit. one of my friends said 'btw where's tim anyways?' and right as he said that i can running into the dungon with 2 Hp left screaming "FUCKING DEER!" i love always being the first to die.

      i like to spike my hair. one time i had it spiked with my special hair gel and a friend took a balloon and hit me on the head with it. it poped on my spikes scaring the shit out of both of us. i love Spyke Styling GLUE that defies gravity and makes your hair as hard as a rock.

      my grampa decided that it was too hard beaching a boat so instead of getting out and pulling it in he drove 100 yds out into the lake and went full throtle straight for the shore but instead of beaching the boat he launched it up the shore past a kid making a sand castle, past a cabin where two ppl were looking out there windows to see a boat fly past, and a clear 75 ft into the forest around. once it stoped moving my grampa just looks around and tosses the anchor over the edge onto the ground like it was what he was planing the entire time. i love my grampa for giveing me his unique personality.

      note. a loveseat and a 8 by 5 peice of carpet does not need 5 gallons of gas and a pack of bottle rockets to start. i love my friends and our awesomly stupid things we do

      1. dryers do not make earthworms dizzy
      2. it will however make cats dizzy
      3. cats throwup twice there body weight when dizzy.
      i love some of the randomly funny emails i get.

      i love that you care enough to read this please post that you did so i know who really cares :)

    • interesting

      13 years ago

      lemmings

      lol i had a picture of morgan webb as my display pic and i got several comments and friend requests, the minute i switched to different pics i was not commented or befriended at all for the 2 weeks, then i switch it back to morgan webb and the next day i had 2 friend requests and 3 personal requests. lol how stupid is this

    • if you want go for it

      13 years ago

      lemmings

      AND BE COMPLETELY HONEST!


      WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF?
      1. I MADE A MOVE ON YOU:
      2. I KISSED YOU:
      3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR 2 YOU:
      4. I STARTED SMOKING:
      5. I ASKED YOU ON A DATE:
      6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED:
      7. I RAN AWAY FROM HOME:
      8. I GOT INTO A FIGHT AND YOU WERE'NT THERE:
      9. I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE:
      10. I ASKED YOU OUT:
      11. TOUCHED YOU:

      WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY?
      12. PERSONALITY:
      13. EYES:
      14. HAIR:
      15. BODY:

      WOULD YOU?
      16. BE MY FRIEND?
      17. KEEP A SECRET IF I TOLD YOU ONE?
      18. HOLD MY HAND?
      19. GO OUT IN A DATE WITH ME?
      20. KEEP IN TOUCH?
      21. TRY AND SOLVE MY PROBLEMS?
      22. LOVE ME?
      23. DATE ME?
      24. DO ME?

      HAVE YOU EVER?
      25. LIED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
      26. WANTED TO KISS ME?
      27. WANTED TO KILL ME?
      28. KEPT SOMTHING IMPORTANT FROM ME?
      29. WANTED TO CUDDLE WITH ME?
      30. Where would our first date be?
      30. Group or just us two?

      AND MORE!
      31. WHO ARE YOU?
      32. ARE WE FRIENDS?
      33. WHEN AND HOW DID WE MEET?
      34. DESCRIBE ME IN ONE WORD:
      35. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION?

      36. WHAT REMINDS YOU OF ME?
      37. IF YOU COULD GIVE ME ANYTHING WHAT WOULD IT BE?
      38. HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?
      39. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ME?
      40. EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMTHING BUT COULD'NT?
      41. ARE YOU GONNA POST THIS SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I SAY ABOUT YOU?

      WOULD YOU?
      42. KISS ME?
      43. MAKE OUT WITH ME?

    • FAINT

      13 years ago

      lemmings

      I am a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard
      Handful of complaints but I can't help the fact
      That everybody can see these scars
      I am what I want you to want, what I want you to feel
      But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you
      To just believe this is real
      So I, let go watching you turn your back like you always do
      Face away and pretend that I'm not
      But I'll be here cause you're all that I've got

      I can't feel the way I did before
      Don't turn your back on me
      I won't be ignored
      Time won't heal this damage anymore
      Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored

      I am, a little bit insecure, a little unconfident
      Cuz you don't understand I do what I can
      Sometimes I don't make sense
      I am, what you never wanna say, but I've never had a doubt
      It's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just to hear me out
      So I, let go watching you turn your back like you always do
      You face away and pretend that I'm not
      But I'll be here cause you're all that I've got

      I can't feel the way I did before
      Don't turn your back on me
      I won't be ignored
      Time won't heal this damage anymore
      Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored

      Hear me out now
      You're gonna listen to me like it or not
      Right now, hear me out now
      You're gonna listen to me like it or not
      Right now

      I can't feel the way I did before
      Don't turn your back on me
      I won't be ignored

      I can't feel the way I did before
      Don't turn your back on me
      I won't be ignored
      Time won't heal this damage anymore
      Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored
      I can't feel
      Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored
      Time won't tell
      Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored

    • Pics

      13 years ago

      lemmings

      Well I see i need a change in pictures so check them out and tell me what ones you like. i was able to put up a new drawing angel too.

  • About Me

  • Comments (35)

    • The_Tripod

      12 years ago

      Nope. I only have a MySpace. I don't like Facebook.

    • The_Tripod

      12 years ago

      Tell him to send a request. I'll approve him.

    • The_Tripod

      12 years ago

      Because he will be evil..

      ....

      According to TV.

    • Kryptonight

      12 years ago

      it would if i ever did it... i wish i could, but im a complete virgin, never been kissed, and i realy wish someone would just finally fuck me

    • BayBsoSwt06

      12 years ago

      hey, everything okay??? you still alive??? you were really upset yesterday and just making sure everythings going okay for you

    • ravensghost

      12 years ago

      um thx lol

    • asdfrules

      13 years ago

      Morgan Webb is so Hot!!!!!!!

    • lennerd

      13 years ago

      Perv

    • LopezRox

      13 years ago

      Contest here
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    • iron_monkey

      13 years ago

      vote for me here please

    • TheMachine

      13 years ago

      How can it be random if you willingly, purposefully, and intentionally log onto someone's comment bar and post something, anything on it??

      It cannot be random!

      Queen playing on a jukebox while three friends smack pool cues into a zombie.. now THAT'S random!!

    • Strider165

      13 years ago

      don't spam my profile

    • Strider165

      13 years ago

      what the hell are you talking about?

    • Pantophobia

      13 years ago

      AGH! I was building a card castle!
      Thanks a lot. smiley2.gif

    • Sxit

      13 years ago

      LOUD NOISES!!!!

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      13 years ago

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    • ExDeathevn

      13 years ago

      *Grabs Megaphone and stands next to you*
      THIS IS REAL RANDOM YELLING!

      (--V--)
      Evan

    • shadowfox92 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I'm good now. ^_^

    • raidernation

      13 years ago

      What??

    • shadowfox92 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      *Random crying from having had someone yell in her ear* smiley8.gif

    • The_Tripod

      13 years ago

      I... like sheep? And duckies, goats, horses, dogs... uh.. yea..

    • The_Tripod

      13 years ago

      34-C BAMO.

    • The_Tripod

      13 years ago

      C-cup, baby!

    • thehermit3

      13 years ago

      so.. u have been hit on my commenting rampage.. fell the honor lol

    • The_Tripod

      13 years ago

      Watching, though I'm thinking of getting an application =D

    • The_Tripod

      13 years ago

      Yes, actually. We're going in a week.

    • The_Tripod

      13 years ago

      I used to run from the sun.

    • The_Tripod

      13 years ago

      Aw thank you! You're sweet.

    • The_Tripod

      13 years ago

      Pucker up ;)

    • lemmings

      13 years ago

      I try to be, and the ladies deserve more respect

    • thehermit3

      13 years ago

      thanks.. and yea my system has the black and red belt.

    • InCharge

      14 years ago

      Nice.. Nice.. *claps his hands slowly* Halo....Holy combat should be out in Hi-Def.... produced by bungie with guidence from Mel Gibson. It would be the funniest spin off game in history and you would get screwed out to the royalties if they ever saw this idea.
      But kudos for the picture.... nice touch with the hanging heart (i dont know wtf that is called) and the pistol out like he is some gangster

    • lemmings

      14 years ago

      thanks

    • The_Tripod

      14 years ago

      You're very kind.

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