lizzie_fook

Female
from Park City, UT

  • Activity

    • Evil has a name.

      8 years ago

      lizzie_fook

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      Its name is Mouse. And it's FUCKING ANNOYING.

    • 8 years ago

      lizzie_fook
    • 2010 - A love story.

      8 years ago

      lizzie_fook

      January - My PSP, laptop, and desktop all broke within one week. My Wii suddenly became my best friend.
      February - Desktop fixed; This resulted in an unhealthy Second Life addiction.
      March - I moved back to my hometown and kept up my unhealthy addiction to SL. I also got a boyfriend.
      April - Went to prom, couldn't walk for two days after wearing high heels. Almost had a wardrobe malfunction during the prom.
      May - Broke up with boyfriend, got a new boyfriend.
      June - Broke up with the new boyfriend; I'm pretty sure he was part psycho. Very scary breed of male.
      July - Had surgery, went back to visit my mom. Became obsessed with Mario Kart. Got a new boyfriend, who oddly enough was my boyfriend two years before that. Went swimming a lot and pissed off said boyfriend because he's afraid of water.
      August - Nothing interesting happened that month. That, or it was erased from my memory. Not sure which.
      September - Moved back in with mom. Desktop kicked the bucket for good. Little brother and I got into a huge fight, lost a front tooth. Turned 18. Got a new laptop. Got a new tooth. Got a new cell phone, and cut off all of my hair after a huge hair dye mishap. Moved out of mom's house.
      October - Moved back to hometown, became a zombie, and went muddin' a lot with my redneck companions.
      November - Nomnoms. Lots of nomnoms. My niece Presley Nicole was born on Thanksgiving at 6:30 AM. Her nickname is 'Jiblet'. And yes, she is named after Elvis Presley. Relapsed into SL addiction. Boohoo.
      December - More nomnoms. More surgery. Spent Christmas in a pain pill induced haze, due to surgery. Presley was officially one month old on Christmas day. Still with the boyfriend. Spent New Years Eve with boyfriend. Power pole fell on someone's house that same night, killing all power in town. We watched Venture Bros. DVD on my laptop and ate chips. Exciting. Also got the most epic hoodie from ThinkGeek.com. STFU, there's not much to do in a town of 600 people except go muddin' and try to run over bears. Which we did. A lot. Also, found a town that was abandoned in the 50's and stole an old Pepsi bottle.

      So, I am now pretty much part bionic person. New tooth, new ear drum, new ear bones. It's like one whole half of my head is made out of plastic.

      Plans for 2011 :
      Get my drivers license.
      Get my GED.
      After Kegan graduates, move in with mother in the city and get jobs and attend college.
      GTFO of mother's house as soon as possible, since my little brother is now 5'11 and has extreme rage issues.
      Teach Presley the word "boosh".
      Find a job after completing beauty school, since Kegan doesn't want me pimping him out to one of our friends... He said he'd be gentle, but Kegan damn near cried.
      Find a stuffed dinosaur to give Presley. So far, I am the only person in my family that has a two foot tall orange dinosaur. His name is Appa Jr.
      Catch my psychotic neighbor on camera so our handy dandy police department will actually do something about her constant harassment. Seriously, what the fuck is my 71 year old grandpa really going to do to a 20 something year old drug addict?
      Catch that god damned bear.

      HOO!


    • >.>

      8 years ago

      lizzie_fook

      I'm still alive. At least I think I am. . .

      [insert scary music here]

    • Dear Nerdy Guys,

      8 years ago

      lizzie_fook

      Stop getting contacts. Girls who have nerdy guy addictions want the full on nerd look, glasses included.

      Case in point? My boyfriend looks like a total asshole without his glasses, and that doucher went and got contacts.

      STOP IT.

    • Social Interview

      9 years ago

      lizzie_fook

      SocialInterview.com asked me "What would you say if a really hot person you don't know gave you a muffin?"
      I answered ''Chuck the muffin at their head. That shit could be contaminated.''

      I'm really glad nobody reads those things anymore. xD

    • Palahniuk

      9 years ago

      lizzie_fook

      Best text I've received this week :

      I got a Palahniuk book and it smelled like weed. I smiled.

      I feel horrible for any person that reads something by Palahniuk while high. It's trippy enough sober. In other news, I'm wearing a stolen class ring. And yes, yes I am very proud.

    • Wladyslaw

      9 years ago

      lizzie_fook

      Me: Kay so this guy on TV is named Wladyslaw Szpilman. I'm just gonna call him Andy to save myself the confusion.
      Grace : Andy, eh?
      Me : Tell me this - can you pronounce Wladyslaw?
      Grace : No :/
      Me : Then we will say Andy and say it with pride.

      I don't even think they said his first name throughout the whole movie. Love The Pianist, hate the main character's name.

    • Ya know.

      9 years ago

      lizzie_fook

      I have no problems with vegans, but don't try making me one of you. Humans have always been predators, it's just in our blood. Furthermore, you cannot claim to be a full out anarchist when you're doing something that has just became incredibly popular in the past few years. SORRY. Doesn't work that way.

      My family [meaning my distant cousins, those big city fellers xD] are idiots. AND. Two years ago, you were claiming to be vegan while you chugged down a glass of milk and ate pepperoni pizza. Who wins? Lizzie wins. And elk wins. Because elk is fucking delicious.

  • About Me

  • Comments (172)

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      there's sooooo much i'd rather do haha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      haha mine was about as exciting, had class, played COD and hung out playing truth or dare with people who were high until like 3:30 haha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      so how was your 420? hahaha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      oh :( that's no fun....

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      share em with me haha i get bored easy

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      well at least they're always entertaining

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      3 journals in one day....... really? really? haha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      yep, right where the zombie outbreak would end because everyone in my area and their mom has a gun or two haha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      come visit meeeeee!!!! hahaha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      which might arise from being kicked off a spartan sized bed?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      if you do, video for me pleeeaaase haha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      in-fuckin-tense haha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      oh will i? talking about putting your beds together to make a zues sized bed? hahaha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      nevermind haha i'll just roll with it

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      hahahahahahaha oh man.....

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      hahahaha what's it called? i might just check it out

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      any good? haha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      hahahaha porno manga?!? (laughs randy in a totally non-judgemental way)

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      i've been fantastic, the whole month i was home i did absolutely nothing, so i'm well rested and ready for this semester! haha

      why did your computer kill itself? were you watching lady gaga videos?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      back on after my month long hiatus from the internet haha

    • jeshvb

      9 years ago

      How goes it? happy MLK jr. day!

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      yesssss! hahaha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      I WANT TO SEE IT!!! hahaha, that sounds hilarious

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      hahaha like off of pineapple express?!? that movies awesome

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      have you ever made a movie?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      haha, how often do people film there?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      i always used donkey kong haha

      sorry, this ones going to be really short i'm heading to a final... sorry

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      seriously, we're just that cool that one subject at a time isn't enough haha

      did you watch the anime or did you read it first? cause i saw the anime first and the voice actors are the same people they used in the anime which made me very happy haha

      what kind of phone do you have? cause i'm a broke college student and can't pay for internet access on my phone haha

      i read this thing that talked about how the mario kart character you use can describe your personality type and how you interact with people, it was pretty accurate, for me and my friends at least haha but i don't know if it'd work now with all the new characters....

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      i love how our convo is set up haha we have like three different subjects going on at once....

      i'll have to double check on the subs though... i like it dubbed and they do a really good job with it, the english words end when their mouths quit moving, it's not like godzilla haha

      i live on a pennsylvania farm so i don't have internet at my house... i'd have to drive into town to the coffee shop in order to get on....

      who do you use in mario kart? i was going to ask earlier then got distracted haha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      footie pajamas??? :D i haven't had those forever! haha
      i'd totally send you the dinosaur curtains i used to have if i had any idea where they were...
      and yeah, the new one's set up like the old one was where you can switch it around so it's japanese with subs... or at least the version i have is like that
      when i go home i won't be able to get on here :(

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      i have both of the death note movies, the second one is soooo epic haha and yeah, it's dubbed in english

      i've never played a silent hill game... i'm more halo/old school games haha

      so was that your entire xmas list?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      i'm not trying to nazi your comments but i was doing stumbleupon instead of studying and this came up, thought you'd enjoy :)
      www.geocities.jp/deal_steal/inu2.html

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      haha have you heard of death note?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      i don't think i've seen that... do you have the bleach dvds?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      oh... :( dang haha i really don't know how to describe it... wait, do you already have that collarbone one?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      that is def. not stupid haha i want to get the village hidden in the sand symbol from naruto tattoo

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      haha, the store owner, i can't think of his name right now... he's hilarious and really strong, i like chad too

      oh and btw if you ever get all that kenpachi gear i totally want to see you sporting it all hahaha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      haha the horns would be too hard to pull off in my opinion so it couldn't be the badass itchigo

      in all reality kon is my favorite but kenpachi's the biggest badass on there haha

      who else do you like? i only remember some of their names so...

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      that would be sooo cool!!! you have like all the coolest bleach stuff!

      i wish i could pull off itchigo in his hollow form, that would be my fav. costume haha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      then i have the big ass suburban i drive around haha

      you have that necklace?!? that's so sweet!!

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      dude, kenpachi for a big wolf dog? that'd be awesome!!!!

      haha suzuki makes the bike and two seater just means that it's big enough for me and a passenger... so i can give rides! ;)

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      oh jeeeeez haha, that's epic though

      my dad is working on fixing up a suzuki two seater roadbike that we have in the garage and that's going to be my vehicle! i can't friggin wait.

      so i never did ask you what your dream dog would be and what you'd name it

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      ooooh, what's the story there? haha

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      haha i have a honda 650xr and i have no idea what any of that means ahha, it's a dirtbike and my dad and i made it barely street legal, so that's my mode of transportation normally... you ever ridden on a bike?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      i honestly don't know what our population is but we have one bar, four restaurants, three gas stations and two stop lights haha

      good call on the dogs!!!! the black one's mine haha the grey one's my older sisters

      so you go muddin?!? we do that here too! do you have a dirtbike or a fourwheeler?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      ewwwww, that's a chihuahua though... our miniatures are chloe *chewbacca noise* and bushwalla matata

      i never, ever thought i'd talk to someone whose town was smaller than mine..

      what all is in your town?

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      where the hell did you go that you only had that many? i thought my town was small... oh my god, and at the ceremony it was like they looked for any excuse to drop the number... "these 69 students", "69 brilliant brains" on and on and i had to laugh everytime...

      haha i got most likely to see my name in lights.... i don't think that's happenin though...

      okay i understand the food ones, and if appa is from avatar i get that one too, but nukka and dondochakka? haha what are those from? we have three dogs right now at my house... an old english sheepdog, and two miniature schnauzers. i think i have pics of me with them on my page....

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      haha my graduating class was 69 no jokes

      normally you write in two names for inseperable friends, all four of us got it... and a mastiff is pretty much a small horse shaped like a dog. it's 3.5 feet tall at the shoulders

      and i would name it bowser.... or peach if it was a girl

      is the pitbull wiener as ugly as it sounds to me? i'm not trying to be mean....

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      i friggin love them

      did your high school do the best eyes, cutest hair, best dressed things?

      and i looooooove big dogs haha when i get my own place i want a mastiff

    • captainbob74

      9 years ago

      the only relatively good one i can think of is: "He was just sitting there like a... donkey on a... LAMP-POST!!!" - we were playing fifa and the goalie didn't move... at all

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