lord_smurph

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from Birmingham UK

  • Activity

    • GamerNook.com Ad

      10 years ago

      lord_smurph

      Am i the only one who finds that GamerNook.com ad that pops up here and other gaming sites a little.... creepy?

      if you dont know what im on about, it's this one
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      the girls all look about 12!! im 24! its just gross :P

    • What an Ending

      10 years ago

      lord_smurph

      If you have not watched chapter 19 stop reading now, go watch it then come back.

      Ok you back? How awesome was that!?

      Kudos to the Rooster Teeth guys for some brilliant story telling and some nifty effects, I loved the door on foundry opening to reveal standoff.
      And the whole Church being an AI thing was a big enough twist but Dr. Lenard Church as the Director? Any one see that coming?

      So what’s next? Burnie mentioned there wouldn’t be much downtime between recon and their next project.

      There will be a few weeks downtime, then return to making new videos, which will just be a random weekly affair. Then we will have two new mini-series followed by an extended series to follow up Reconstruction. The two mini-series and all the weekly vids should take us all the way to the Spring before the next big show starts.

      Who is Caboose about to put epsilon into? Will Church return? (Either of them) or was he destroyed by the EMP (pronounced ehmp)
      What has Tucker found under the sand?
      My guess is at least one of the mini-series will tell us what tucker has been up to during the time of recon

      Hopefully some/ all/ more of these questions will be answered in the new project (Valhalla chronicles?)

    • Vidmaster Challenge: Annual

      10 years ago

      lord_smurph

      Me and 3 friends got the “vidmaster challenge annual†achievement yesterday, it took 2 hours and if that wasn’t torture enough the achievement doesn’t actually pop up until you go back to the lobby after the cut scene â€" credits â€" legendary ending. Im pretty sure we wouldn’t be speaking to one another if we didn’t have something to show for all the pain.

      When we embarked on this epic adventure I honestly thought the biggest challenge would be the flood and once we got on the ghosts it would be a breeze, never has one man been so wrong. There were some initial problems due to one player attempting to do his uni work while the rest of us handled the flood. This failed spectacularly and we had to start again with all players participating, we breezed through the flood probably dying about 4 or 5 times and then a few people fell off the walkway during the encounter with guilty spark (oops) but we did eventually reach the ghosts and that’s where the fun really stopped, our main problems in order of frequency were;

      1. one players sheer magnetism to the building blocks of halo, this guy got panned by so many pieces of debris its untrue

      2. that same players love of falling in holes

      3. not staying close together and having the ground fall from beneath the last player in formation

      4. weird freaky random crap such as that suffered by OboeCrazy, my brother copied this perfectly

      I can only hope that what ever Bungie will be handing out for this vidmaster challenge is worth it or I might be trouble for making my friend fail uni

      Lord Smurph’s top tip: DON’T PLAY WITH ED

    • RvB Reconstruction

      10 years ago

      lord_smurph

      Hi I’m Lord smurph,

      You may remember me from when I actually used to post stuff and not just lurk in the shadows throwing out random journal comments.

      any way, I've been watching RvB reconstruction over and over pretty much every time a new episode comes out and I’ve noticed a few things I wanted to point out, (mainly so if I'm right I can go "ha! Told you so :P")

      Ok first thing Wash mentions the RvB "war" as being "fake simulation stuff" (chapter 4 4:16) and the AI Delta refers to Church as a "simulation trooper" (chapter 6 3:40). So who would go to the trouble of making 2 sides fight each other on an apparent large scale just for poops and giggles? The director maybe? Or some other section of command?

      When Wash, Church and Caboose are talking about Wyoming being on the ship and his ability to mess with time caboose says "maybe that why the ship took a year to crash" (C7 2:24) no one else says this or confirms it, so has the ship crashed recently or is Caboose just being.... well caboose?

      the Meta.
      I was trying to guess which of the AI shown at the end of chapter 8 were Omega (O’Malley) and Gamma (Gary)
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      I believe that Omega is the purple one (second from left) probably because I’m used to him being purple but I guess he could also be the second from right as it looks most like Tex IMO, and going by the same logic Gamma would be the furthest right as that one looks most like Wyoming.

      So then I thought are there any clues to who the others are?

      The trailer!
      In the trailer there is the writing on the wall "we are the Meta" which then changes to this
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      I noticed that Delta, Omega and Gamma are all there, a possible hint to who the Meta is, or who it will be as it didn’t posses Delta at the time of the trailer.
      I think I might be on to something as in the pic above there are 7 AI and there are 8 letters in the "word" above. Although one is Epsilon which is/was Wash's supposedly dead AI unit.

      This may be a massive leap of faith as the letters then change a couple of times to spell Reconstruction but I'm going with “RvB planned aheadâ€Â

      Ok so I'm done, what are your thoughts?

    • will work for grifball

      11 years ago

      lord_smurph

      i need to play some grifball but i have no one on my friends list who is playing, so if you are playing or know some one who is please do one of the following;

      a. add my GT "lord smurph"
      b. give me your GT
      c. give me a link to the profile of the person you know who is playing.

      P.S. im english so im on GMT and dont play in the middle of the night

      regards

      Lord Smurph

    • halo holiday

      11 years ago

      lord_smurph

      hey guys,

      first day back at work since halo 3 came out so i will get round to reading your billion or so journals eventually, i stayed away while i finished the fight to avoid spoilers (you'll also find none in this journal)

      i played the whole game on co-op which was awesome and only one moment of lag when there were loads on enemies on screen at once. we completed it on legendary of course but with 4 of us it wasnt hard really.

      we went to a midnight launch at gamestation which was pretty cool, my friend won a limited halo 3 console in a tournament (and he wont stop telling every one, even people in the street) i felt a bit silly being there as my copy of halo arrived early in the mail SCORE!

      any way more on halo 3 when its safe to talk about it without people trying to kill me.

    • new hotness

      11 years ago

      lord_smurph

      I’ve been meaning to got round to this for a while but here it is
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      My awesome new car smiley0.gif

      I’ve had it for about month + 2-3 weeks of sort of having it but it suffering from some mysterious MX-5 disease, which magically disappeared when a mechanic looked at it (i knew they had eye beams).

      Best thing of all though I didn’t have to get a loan to buy it, I’ve been saving for some time and sold my motor bike.

      I can’t believe how much fun it is to drive, a little scary in the wet but really, really great in the dry.

      Hope you're all well and not getting to impatient about halo 3 being released next month. I’ve booked the week off (Tuesday - Friday) it officially comes out here on the 26th but with any luck ill get it on the 25th because the website I use ships them before release, but apparently bungie or MS put their foot down last time about that so who knows.

      p.s. really looking forward to seeing this thing in the flesh (so to speak)
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    • busy

      12 years ago

      lord_smurph

      been very busy recently at work so i dont get much time to "pratt about on the net" as i used to, and once at home i dont want to go any where near the PC. but i will eventually get round to looking at my watch list.... at some point

    • bye bye beta

      12 years ago

      lord_smurph

      well the beta is over and i now have to find a new distraction to life pastime, but it was good fun and i really enjoyed. ive bought a copy of shadowrun which should arrive any day now, which should get me through till september.

      best beta moment
      the link below is an extract from a game of CTF on high ground and probably my best moment from the beta.
      no flag for you

      poor blue team smiley7.gif
      yeah i know i had help as you can hear and see them getting shot and grenaded by other people but an overkill and returning the flag a few feet from scoring moments before exploding, pretty sweet in my book

      thanx to Raven_Xp for doing the capture for me smiley0.gif

  • Comments (60)

    • tuckme

      9 years ago

      Hey, your ad, I'm a gamer girl....... Never heard of it. Is it good? I often get conned by gamer guys on WoW pretending to be gamer girls, they just don't understand what it's like to be a gamer girl these days. No one believes your a chick and you cop ridicule and humiliation because you love gaming so much. Gamer girl's life is so hards, pluis guys hate it when you kick their ass at their fav game..... suck it loser!!! I play to win!!

    • master_dusk

      10 years ago

      wat up dude got h3 you shouls add me slima1969

    • DeadRising13

      10 years ago

      i hate babes

    • jdman2289

      11 years ago

      Yeah... the ticket to get the subsidized iPhone 3Gs are the first iPhone or an expired contract...


      Since you have the iPod Touch, are you going to upgrade to the new firmware for the app store?

    • Bamben

      11 years ago

      hello mr smurph. You have a funny name. And a nice gamer pro. Also, i think you are better then me. Because you have killed more then you have been killed.

    • Demon_Smite

      11 years ago

      yo dude...its been a while..may i ask how u can afford all that sweet stuff like ur tv and ur car? ur like 23! im 21 and damn poor

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      www.ihalostats.com/MainStats.php?player=Lord+Smurph

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    • bigvig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rampant

      11 years ago

      Can do.

      I'll see what I can do to find more. For some reason, the truly spectacularly stupid stories like that always come from the U.S.

    • danscar

      11 years ago

      Na sorry man, I’m in a clan team and its full unfortunately.

    • bigvig FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rampant

      11 years ago

      Not so.

      We use the word, 'pavement.'

      I believe that most of the words used by the English, Australians and similar folk oddly interested in queens, were created after the U.S. broke away from the commonwealth.

    • Raven_Xp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      The hayabusa armor set is unlocked by the skulls. You need all 13 to get the helmet.

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Oh, it is so cute!

      And you keep driving with the top down. Live a little!

    • Raven_Xp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      We can only hope. But it'll make LAN parties that much more interesting.

    • GigasViking

      12 years ago

      Cool you're into stargate (they used actual assyrian cuneiform in some episodes)! Speaking of that I've got an ancient language translator (english to 5000 year old cuneiform script) you might want to checkout in my journal. Effing sweet I think...and took forever to put together :)

    • danscar

      12 years ago

      omg thanks for the heads up! Checking bungie now.

    • danscar

      12 years ago

      Nice batch of gifts. smiley1.gif

      I got splinter cell DA, COD3, a load of DVDs, a new watch and Ghosts of Onyx.

    • Trash

      12 years ago

      Its my mum's paypal account...
      sickened...

    • Matt_Sernaker

      12 years ago

      just sayin hi, checkin in, wanted to see whats goin on?

    • Trash

      12 years ago

      Oh, its just some dickhead who I told to fuck off, and now hes just proving that hes even more of a jackass than initially thought. But anyway, thanks for the mods smiley8.gif much appriciated. Anyway, hows things with you?

    • Trash

      12 years ago

      Im actually wrecked. smiley6.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Matt_Sernaker

      13 years ago

      yo whats up?

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      ..no, I realize it isn't sci-fi nirvana in England... but RELATIVELY speaking...

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    • FunkMasta

      13 years ago

      to guys who love cars, and watch top gear religiously (if sometimes by way of the internet) the stig is very popular indeed

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      If I learnt two things at school its that “why†must be used very carefully such as “why did Germany invade Poland?†or “why are there rivers?†but never EVER “why must I do what you tell me?†and that geography teachers have very short tempers, especially when asked “why?â€Â

      LOL! You are so right! I did actually have a talk with my son yesterday about not questioning teacher's authority to their face. He does have to learn to "play the game" as it were. But here I was dreading what he'd say because I was worried he'd said something awful to that woman. Bad for me for not trusting him to be polite!

    • danscar

      13 years ago

      Yeah, last night was awesome.

    • Matt_Sernaker

      13 years ago

      sorry ive posted several times that it will be recorded

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

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      ...and your problem is that you are TOO COOL! LOL!

      Have a Great Day!

      -Linnea AKA "Elnea"

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    • delka_51

      13 years ago

      if you dont "celebrate" v-day, you need to read my journal. if you do "celebrate" v-day, you need to read my journal.

    • delka_51

      13 years ago

      whats with everyone celebrating V-Day?

    • Trash

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas!!!!!!!! smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gif

    • Elnea FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      this is what really happens inside a chicken egg. like Dr. who's tardis they are bigger on the inside and the guy with the jackhammer moves between these interdimensional egg spaces helping the baby chicks get out. now i hear you ask "but when a chicken hatches it seams to fill the whole egg" yes this is due to the collapse of directional containment. once the jackhammer guy has cracked the shell enough he jumps to the next egg and leaves the chick to make the final blow, as it does this the dimension mixes with our own and collapses around the chick making in appear to be as big as the egg from which it came from.

      its been a slow day ok


      If that's a slow day, I'd love to see you when things are hopping!

      Seriously, dude, that was sci-fi genius right there. Think outside the box? Heck, think inside the egg!

      *still laughing*

      PS: If you see the Doctor Who Christmas Special with David Tennant, think of me. I will be at home wishing I was in the UK so I could be watching. I just have to wait for the BBC to release the DVD. smiley2.gif

    • Keano

      13 years ago

      Hey, smurf, you actually have a smuf avatar now. Awesome, Long live the smurf (you).

    • Matt_Sernaker

      13 years ago

      yo just wanted to say Hi i hope everything is going well ttyl
      -the matt

    • Murf

      13 years ago

      hey sweet name man + 5 for you!!

    • lord_smurph

      13 years ago

      i didnt break it, it was defective

    • grow_one

      13 years ago

      how the fuck did break ur 360 so fast

    • StpdPvtTuckr

      13 years ago

      Yo what's up. Haven't talked to youin a while.

    • Halo2Alexis

      13 years ago

      Happy halloween! :P

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    • Matt_Sernaker

      13 years ago

      well i wouldnt say smiley12.gif , I like you more than most um....frogs? i have no idea where I was going with that one

    • lord_smurph

      13 years ago

      i already posted it in a journal smiley6.gif

    • Trash

      13 years ago

      look at what I found
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    • Halo2Alexis

      13 years ago

      Grif: "you just had to get one last ass-kiss in there before you died..." smiley6.gifsmiley8.gifsmiley12.gif

    • MrSquigles

      13 years ago

      Holy shit!

      I'm involved in the orgivization of the RvB UK Event and just realised you live in Birmingham!

      PM me if you're going to come a long...The people I'm planning to meet up with before and after the event on both days (if it does become a 2 day event) are all new to the area...could do with someone local smiley8.gif

    • Little_Lee

      13 years ago

      Hello fellow Member,

      That’s a bad start. I am sending this to every person who is in the UK.
      There has been change. Please could you go straight to the UK Event thread as soon as possible to read the details? Tell you what; I will put in the link especially for you.

      Linkageness

      The long story is Evoluan has decide that he is not the one for the event and has past on duties to Moderator Pixie. Now there is change and as we are doing things differently you need to confirm you place again, so I cannot stress how this has changed a lot of things.

      Thanks again

      Please do not reply in your own personal comments! No one will see it. PM Me, MrSquigles or Pixie if you want to say/ask anything (Or post it in the thread)

    • Trash

      13 years ago

      Sorry Matt! I didnt realize I took you off my friends list!!! Sorry! I suck. I know.

    • Trash

      13 years ago

      sorry, im still laughing at a comment of yours......
      X-)

    • evoluan

      13 years ago

      Dude, check out my newest pic, my shirts came! yey lol

    • evoluan

      13 years ago

      Just add you to my friends list so i can give you updates about the 'England fan host event' Thanks for yout support. ^_^

    • StpdPvtTuckr

      14 years ago

      Pwnage.jpg


      The terrorist-ridding technique.

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