loves2cheat

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    • demonhuntrX

      12 years ago

      Hey, if you can find the time, please vote for me here once per day.

    • Markkoo79

      13 years ago

      ok heres your 4 mods.

    • Donut_tactic

      13 years ago

      I have a new image. Please check it out.

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      Chapter 1: Teh Heretic

      Covenant Holy City, Lower Aid Organization
      9th age of Reclamation

      The remains of Alpha Halo float in a large debris field in front of a large Covenant Fleet. Slowly the camera pans into the large Covenant city, Lower Aid Organization.

      “There was only one ship.â€Â

      “One? Are you sure?â€Â

      “Nah, I’m just screwing with you,†responded the high ranking Elite being put on trial. “There was like 60 of those bitches. It’s just that 59 of them went to see the new Harrison Ford movie.â€Â

      “Firewall? The hell is wrong with those humans? That movie blowed.†responded the Prophet of Truth.

      “I know. But anyway, let’s get back to the script. They called it the Support Beam of Winter.â€Â

      “Why was it not destroyed with the rest of their fleet?†questioned the Prophet of Regret.

      “It fled, as we set fire to their planet. Maybe if someone had gave us more than 2 sticks to start the fire we could’ve got them in time.†said the Elite with annoyance in his voice.

      “Shut up,†replied Truth. “Those sticks have burned over 200 human planets.â€Â

      “Yeah, I’ve been meaning to ask how the hell that could be possible.â€Â

      “Shut up, that's how. Anyway, continue.â€Â

      “But I followed with all the ships in my command.â€Â

      “What ships?†Mercy asked. “Your fleet consisted of egg cartons.â€Â

      “Really? How the hell was I able to glass a planet with eggs and sticks?â€Â

      “Hey! They were extra large eggs. Don’t doubt them.â€Â

      “When you first saw Halo,†cut in Regret, “Were you blinded by its majesty?â€Â

      “Blinded?â€Â

      “Paralyzed? Dumbstruck? Gay?â€Â

      “Well I was a little turned on, but I have a good excuse!â€Â

      “And what would that be?â€Â

      “I was drunk.â€Â

      “That’s the same thing you said at last year’s Christmas party.â€Â

      “Now’s not the time, Truth.â€Â

      “It’s never the time.â€Â

      “Yet the humans were able to evade your ships,†cut in Regret once again, “land on the Sacred Ring, and desecrate it with their filthy designer clothes!â€Â

      “Noble Hierarchs...surely you understand that once the parasite attacked...â€Â

      The Elite is suddenly cut off by the council murmuring their disapproval for the Elite.

      “SHUT THE FUCK UP!†Truth roared.

      “You were right to focus your attention on the Flood,†Truth continued, “but this Demon, this 'Master Chief'...â€Â

      “By the time I learned the Demon's intent, there was nothing I could do. But get wasted off my ass. Seriously, humans have the craziest damn drinks.â€Â

      The council roars again, and the Brute leader Tartarus chuckles to himself.

      “You are one of our most cherished instruments. Long have you led your fleet with honor and distinction, but your inability to safeguard Halo was really fuckin’ weak.â€Â

      The entire council falls silent and no one says a word.

      “Ahem.†Truth says but still the council remains silent.

      “AHEM!†Truth repeats louder, but the council still remains silent. “God damnit, why isn’t anyone saying it was heresy?â€Â

      “That would’ve been rude.†said one of the Prophet council members.

      “I hate this Covenant.†Truth said.

      “I will continue to molest little Grunts….I mean…my campaign against the humans.†the Elite said.

      “No!†Truth shouted. “You will not. Fight the humans, that is. You can have all the hot Grunt sex you’d like.â€Â

      Three Brutes walk up to escort the Elite to Truth’s private room to be ‘dealt with’ (Wink Wink) but the Elite shrugs them off and leaves.

      “Soon the Kickass Journey shall begin,†Truth informed him. “But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet, and you shall be left behind. And when you’re not looking, we’ll all make fun of your behind your back.â€Â

      “NAY, IT WAS HERESY!â€Â

      “SHUT THE FUCK UP, GOD DAMNIT!†raged Truth. “Seriously! First you don’t say it, and now you say it at the wrong part. You’re a god damn idiot!â€Â

      “Nay, it was heresy!â€Â

      “God damnit…â€Â

      With that Truth picked up a gun and shot the son of a bitch in the head. God damn idiots like him always ruined their council meetings.

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      er,right,too many ewoks........eerr.....alright come with me...*sends ya to the crazy hospital for star-war obsessed fans*

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      ookk so i can tell that you are pissed..stay away from my sprained arm buddy

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      Hey

    • stephan359

      13 years ago

      yes it worked!!!!! It happened to me alot of times

    • stephan359

      13 years ago

      yet you haven't fixed it. its really confusing!!!!

      Post edited 9/07/06 7:55PM

    • stephan359

      13 years ago

      yo man when you edit your about me section in your profile, add a line between your last two pics. that will get your hompage back to normal. just wanted to let you know

    • stephan359

      13 years ago

      they still did a nice job though

    • stephan359

      13 years ago

      go here

    • stephan359

      13 years ago

      thanx man

    • stephan359

      13 years ago

      yo man thanks for the mods. I appreciate it. smiley0.gif

    • vincentvalo

      13 years ago

      i've got that one, but it says "Dont piss him off" on it

      lol

    • vincentvalo

      13 years ago

      yeah its kickass
      I found that one a while back on like...photobucket or something.

    • vincentvalo

      13 years ago

      Tis a man of the light =P lol
      Thats kool ; )

      I'm just inbetween both i suppose lol..
      So whats up?

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      now im really bored i must slee-[snore]:s

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      most of mine are from bungie.net,others i already had,some i dug up from the net

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      gah,not youtube,yahoo...i saw the sakura thing on page 30 out of about 100...looking for pics to put up on my profile.and,yes,i have every single one of those in my picture folder...lol,except for cosplays and multi part ones,and fan art.

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      aahh..

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      the sakura thing

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      i saw that on youtube.and no im not a girl.

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      lol

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      ...and wipe out the entire stingray species...

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      the god damn mutha fckin stingray murdered my australian idol...

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      steve irwin died..

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      hey.

    • spartan0510 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      join SOLDIER now............plz see my journal

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      meh,i thought u would neg me to hell,and thanks

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      heh

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      can i have those?::SS

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      FCKING SWEET

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      sakura.jpg

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      awesome naruto thing

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      hey...and every profile i go to someone has a vote for me here thing,its getting annoying...

    • demonhuntrX

      13 years ago

      If you can go here and vote for me, I would really appreciate it. If I can later, in any way, make it up to you, just tell me and I'd be happy to help.

    • xEvilBen_6x

      13 years ago

      could u please vote for me?


      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1218287 < vote for me here

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      and i thought my teabag'd one was gold.

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      i cant play halo[panic]WHAT I GONNA DO BROKEN ARM....GR,CAST ISNT WORKING

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      damn you.:P

    • Caboosepwnsu

      13 years ago

      teabag.gif :P TEABAG'D

    • tyisyourlord

      13 years ago

      ha. narutos cool and all, but roland could kick his ass

    • tyisyourlord

      13 years ago

      have anything NOT kh related

    • tyisyourlord

      13 years ago

      wow. some1has a larxene obsession :P

    • buttwiped

      13 years ago

      Vote for Gladiator B and tell every one you know and 5 mods are yours

    • tyisyourlord

      13 years ago

      heya

    • Tommykool47

      13 years ago

      are you saying wow or world of warcraft?

    • Tommykool47

      13 years ago

      ok. well it may take me a bit before i actually start playing. im doing this addicting game that i have almost beaten

    • Tommykool47

      13 years ago

      you should get it
      its meant for games and if someone messages you during a game it just barley interupts it. a small window appears on the gaming screen. just go to xfire.com and download it. then add caboose47

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