lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

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    • bikini inspector

      14 years ago

      lukemckay Webcomic Maker

      I'm a bikini inspector. It's not a joke, I inspect bikinis. It's my job. You know, I see a lot of guys on the beach wearin' "Bikini Inspector" t-shirts. But they're not real bikini inspectors, they just wish they were, for some weird reason. I don't know why anyone would pretend to be a bikini inspector. It's a menial job. You gotta take a bus there every day. There's an hour right there. You work in a dank factory, you gotta inspect four or five thousand units, your eyes start to go buggy and squinty. Shift work too, ya know? And for that you make, well, let's just say the amount of money I make is my own business. Although I do make somewhere around $8.67 an hour. Bikini inspector.
      The only job worse than that is the job I had in Collingwood, Ontario. Workin' in the woods. I was on the beaver patrol. Rotten job, mud in your boots, trapsin' through the underbrush lookin' for beaver dams that are cloggin' up the irrigation system. One beaver even bit my thumb. But it's all part for the course on the beaver patrol. You know, I'd go out after work, beaver bites all over my thumbs, go to a bar for a quick drink, and I'd see guys there wearin' t-shirts that said my job on them. But not like other rotten jobs, like "Fry cook" or "Night security guard at an out of the way mall." So, I'd be sittin' there, tryin' to find pride in my work, wearin' my beaver patrol t-shirt, and the women stare at ya. Well, I'm sorry ma'am, if I'm not a doctor,but thems the breaks. One woman even bit my thumb.

      But I'm gettin' out of here. Tryin' to get on as a "Muff Diver." Read it on a t-shirt. I don't know what it is, but, that job can't be much worse than what I'm doin' now, eh? Eh? Yeah....

    • Grüzi mitenand

      14 years ago

      lukemckay Webcomic Maker

      hey everybody, I'm back from europe.

      My girlfriend found a great school in switzerland where she can complete her degree a year faster than here in Canada. So the purpose of my trip was to go there with her for a bit of a farewell holiday. She's going to stay in switzerland for the next year and I'm going to continue to work here in Canada. So now I'm back and I'm all on my lonesome.

      I had a pretty good time in europe, got to talk with a lot of my girlfriends family that I had never really spoken to before because I couldn't speak the language. But I've been taking german lessons at the university and damn was that worth it. I kinda got lost in Germany and I lost my airline tickets and I managed to get to the airport and get a new ticket.

    • I'm outta here

      14 years ago

      lukemckay Webcomic Maker

      well, I'm off to europe for about three weeks - see y'all when I get back.

    • the plunger sale

      14 years ago

      lukemckay Webcomic Maker

      This morning I came down my kitchen to find that my drain was clogged. Just suffice to say the clog was this close to being a felany.
      So I headed down to the mall to buy a plunger.
      Now, they say this country is going down hill, that the free enterprise spirit somehow went out of us.
      Well tell that to th kid that sold me this plunger. He was a great salesman, therefore a great man. He didn’t do anything fancy. Just started out slow.
      Came up to me and said, “Excuse me, are you buying this for a clogged drain or do you have something more interesting in mind?â€Â
      I know it was a bad joke. But it was a plunger joke and that’s what I was in the market for. I laughed, he made a sale. But he wasn’t done. Then he said,
      “Sir, may I ask, how many washrooms to you have?â€Â
      I said, “I have two.â€Â
      He said. “Sir, you need a minimum of 7 plungers.â€Â
      I just looked at him. Far off I heard a dog bark. It was that vivid for me.
      I said, “Okay lets hear your pitchâ€Â
      As you can guess, it was a pretty good pitch. He said that if a man was living his life right, he should be going through plungers like toothpicks! He said my plungers would be witneses to all the events in my life. The good, the bad, marriages, birthdays, the divorces, renewal. A whole new life revolving around secure plumbing.
      He painted a picture for me of my grateful and glowing wife standing giddy and midly aroused at her big bad hunter husband coming home with 7 new plungers. He even told me how plungers would help the relationship.
      My son could be lubricated. That’s the word he used, lubricated. Buy the gift of a plunger for that crummy basement apartment of his. I know it was crap but that’s not the point. I mean here I was watching a guy, hard selling another guy somethigng he could never possibly use.
      It was glorious! THAT'S FREE ENTERPRISE! I just looked at him and said,
      “Sell me you beautiful bastard, sell me!†I let him get me up to 6 plungers.
      And then I said, “Come on give me a break, I’m just one guy.â€Â
      You know how he sold me the 7th? By giving me number 8 for free! Ahh..he was good.

      8 PLUNGERS? WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING? Still...

    • Dear Guy I Clotheslined As You Went By..

      14 years ago

      lukemckay Webcomic Maker

      You don't know me, but I'm the guy who broke your collarbone. Now I've asked myself over and over why did I clothesline that guy. Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although not so confused that I'd actually hang around.

      In all fairness, It was pretty funny, I mean the last thing you'd expect as you were riding merrily by on your bike is that someone you didn't know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat.

      I mean, you really should have seen it, It was just like WAM! BAM! (hahaha)

      ANY-WAY....

      In closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital bed, I'm forced to wonder 'What were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway, Huh, ya asshole? side-WALK!

      Maybe sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves.

      Signed,
      the guy that collapsed your trachea.

    • end of a legend

      14 years ago

      lukemckay Webcomic Maker

      now that the star wars movie series has ended we may see more of this:

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      let's hope this never happens to our heros here at Red vs Blue

    • season one

      14 years ago

      lukemckay Webcomic Maker

      so I just took a break and watched all the Red vs Blue in one sitting - I think episode 14 is my most favorite. It has the best one liners and Sarge gets possessed and shot in the head.

      most memorable one-liners from episode 14:

      Churuch: "oh my God, I can't believe I actually died for this war"

      Caboose: "Tucker, I'm haveing a really good time - it's like we're real soldiers."

    • master chef I am not

      14 years ago

      lukemckay Webcomic Maker

      I went to this asian restaurant tonight where you cook your own food on a barbeque that's built into the table - well my buddy recommend that I order the squid. Now I've had barbeque squid before and it's great. But this time I cooked it. Well folks, I'm not feeling so well right now - I may even need to take a trip to the bathroom while writing this journal (urp)

      lesson learned: unless you've learned how to cook, you don't know how to cook.

    • while you were sleeping

      14 years ago

      lukemckay Webcomic Maker

      wtf?!! now I've had problems in the past with talking in my sleep and slep walking and such. But what the hell?? I just got up and while I was in the shower I found all these new bruises on me and some minor pieces of furniture in my bedroom were moved around.

      I'm putting my money on magic gnomes - those bastards must have found out what I knew about the toothfairy and decided to come ruogh me up and use their pixie magic to make me forget.

      but no seriously, does anyone else have a problem with sleep walking? I don't wanna feel like a freek here.

    • version 1.5

      14 years ago

      lukemckay Webcomic Maker

      I rather like this new version - this is theonly forum I belong to and so I'm a bit of a noob figuring out how to be polite in the forum but this site is getting more fun which is getting me more active in the forum, so I think it's working good. Although I'm having some trouble staying connected to the site - is this happening to anyone else?

  • Comments (25729)

    • Sketch95

      10 years ago

      hey luke how offen do u go on your deviant art account?

    • Then00bEater

      10 years ago

      Yeah, I think I got it mostly figured out now. I just have to figure out how long it takes to get downtown on the bus. That sounds cool, when will that be?

    • Capt_V

      10 years ago

      Hey, Luke. Just wanted t swing by and tell you just in case you didn't know) that your and Griffon's work was mentioned on Warcraft's twitter page.

      #BlizzSpotlight #WoW Hope everyone enjoyed #BlizzCon and didn't end up like this guy! bit.ly/pjPrz
    • Thoric FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Yikes

      10 years ago

      Hey Luke,

      xChaos Furyx from halo last night posted a little recap of the events last night sorry didn't talk much apparently I had my mic on mute and didn't realize it lol smiley4.gif

      redvsblue.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2444109

    • spastic_jedi

      10 years ago

      you mean to tell me you were in Toronto... performing with my favorite band and you didn't warn Jake and I.... or say hello... or get me in back stage? Oh Luke... it breaks the heart

      it's okay though... I forgive you... this time

    • DEATHROW

      10 years ago

      Go this artist's website, and you can download some PS Brushes from him. He's a concept artist for the Warhammer game.

    • AmyTFalcone

      10 years ago

      I draw everything then add text. I think it's safer that way...

    • Then00bEater

      10 years ago

      Hey :) BC is amazing, I've been downtown a few times, my dad stayed for a bit and he rented a Mustang so it was easy to take that and get downtown, but now I have to figure out this whole bus situation or else I will be stuck at UBC XD Do you ever make your way to this part of Vancouver?

    • MattBlackGee FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      how come we haven't seen Jason in any of the comics lately?

    • spastic_jedi

      10 years ago

      LUKE!

      I went to a concert last night and I felt it was vital to tell you that you have a doppelganger In Great Big Sea...

      It's true o.O
      they had their drummer on the jumbotron and Jake and I both agreed that he is your double

      =) yep... THAT was vital information right there

      ps how arrreeee you?

    • c040242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      ahh so ur saying get sticks and stones find out where they live and then attack them with the new found wepons?

    • c040242 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Uncle luke
      people are being nasty to me on RT :(

    • Hiawatha

      10 years ago

      You should make a Ghostbusters comic ... please.

    • RVA_Amanda

      10 years ago

      Hey Luke, I’ve been sent as a messenger from this thread that MoonKnight44 created to tell you about the Rooster Teeth Dictionary project we’ve got going on because we thought you and the others I’m sending this to might find it amusing and because you’re all mentioned in it.
      Here are the official pages that I’ve been compiling of all of our work:
      Cover
      Page 1
      Page 2
      Page 3
      Page 4
      Page 5
      Page 6
      Page 7

      We hope you find it at least a little funny because we think it’s hilarious

    • Daft909

      10 years ago

      Hey Luke, is it true that the Print Friendly button was disabled for the original thread? I was hoping to use it to find old funny moments in the thread. I'm feeling nostalgic.

    • AgentWashing

      10 years ago

      Hey Luke, I found a new way to use that Geoff mask,
      AgentWashing4a906d6cf3a8a.jpg

    • Veronox

      10 years ago

      Yeah, ban Direlucario and BlargBlarg3. This isn't going to end.

    • aradin24

      10 years ago

      Celine Dion? The Power of Love? Twice in one night? Nice... smiley6.gif

    • NgomaPoi

      10 years ago

      hey! going to vodka badminton again?!?! :D add me as a friend.. i cant seem to figure out how to add u... >.<

    • Veronox

      10 years ago

      Can you at least suspend Direlucario or whatever his name is? He's talking crap about me and my religion.

    • Veronox

      10 years ago

      You know, they're just going to keep logging in on different accounts, and my blocklist is going to get full eventually. It's only a matter of time.

    • Veronox

      10 years ago

      Alright, thanks again for your help.

    • Veronox

      10 years ago

      Just out of curiosity, what did you say to them exactly?

    • Veronox

      10 years ago

      Thanks.

    • Veronox

      10 years ago

      They WERE my friends before. I don't want to stop beign friends with them, I just want them to stop and forget this whole thing.

    • Veronox

      10 years ago

      Please, man, you gotta help me or I'm gonna put up with this for a very long time! Just, talk to them or something! They're saying "There is no god, only Cthulhu", and crap. Please, help me out! You don't know how much this is bothering me!

    • Veronox

      10 years ago

      Hey, site admins can ban/suspend people, right? If so, can you PLEASE tell these guys:

      redvsblue.com/direlucario
      redvsblue.com/blargblarg3
      redvsblue.com/rawpower95

      To stop spamming my profile with Hp lovecraft and Cthulhu? I deleted a lot of messages because I didn't want other people to know about the argument (This is the first time I've ever been so mad that I've went into a swearing rage. I never swear. I deleted those journal entries, though.).

      If it matters, here's most of the argument that I can remember:

      Darth_Shadow made an HP lovecraft remark on one of my District 9 pictures (I still have it up), and I told him that it was wrong and I didn't like it, but he did it again anyway. I then -1 lamed it (And I try not to neg mod anything. EVER), and made a movie reference with a demotivator (Still have the picture on my profile) as a joke (I realize that I should of told him it was a joke, so maybe this is going to twist back on me). I then got into a huge rage over it, like I said before. I deleted that Rawpower guys HP lovecraft posts, as well. I originally thought it went against my religion (Christianity), but now I realize it doesn't, and I apologized to Darth_Shadow, but I think he's blocking me, which means I can't tell him to make his friends stop. Please help, Luke. Also, I'm sorry that I'm asking you to help, but I'm afraid to ask any other Site admin.

    • Adventsugar

      10 years ago

      you have to update your whos been drawn by you list hun lol

    • Adventsugar

      10 years ago

      there sre tide pools here but i cant get anyone to go with me. I always have to do stuff alone >.<

    • Adventsugar

      10 years ago

      i go jogging and walking on the beach when i can. and my apt complex has a rock climbing wall and a spin class i havent worked up enough courage top do both >.<
      I gained weight from the stuff inside me but im losing it super quick now that my hormones are all back to normal lol yay

    • Adventsugar

      10 years ago

      I DIDNT MEAN TO SPAM IM SO SORRY <3

    • Adventsugar

      10 years ago

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      it was the night before and it was great! trhe one guy who hated steaks ate 2! lol

      How are things with you ^_^?

    • DutchBrit

      10 years ago

      hey luke, love your comics, i was just woundering how long have you done the rooster teeth comics?

    • Adventsugar

      10 years ago

      *poke poke poke*

    • chikenshit

      10 years ago

      Mmmm that sounds delicious, i just had chips and salsa for breakfast. Think youll be playin some halo later?

    • chikenshit

      10 years ago

      Hey Luke hows it goin?

    • chrissy3c

      10 years ago

      wow.so you're the comic dude.lol very nice!
      I love reading those.I wish i could draw like that.:)

    • Noah13

      10 years ago

      LUKE IS SEXY!

    • kriss FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Community Manager

      10 years ago

      Hi Luke, I made a group called aRTistic Users Interviews, and I wanted to ask permission if I could post your Q&A in the group's thread. It's to help promote the talented artists (be it writers, cartoonists, photographers, media designers etc...) on the RT site. I have asked several of the artists in the "We draw RT Users" thread, and many of them have given me positive feedback about the idea. I have 13 general questions if you would like to answer them (they are not found in your own Q&A). Just thought I would pitch the idea to you.

      If you do not have the time or would not like your FAQs in the group, I completely understand. So this comment will suffice as a greeting instead. My name is Jackie, and I love your work. Nice meeting you! smiley0.gif

    • DEATHROW

      10 years ago

      Hey Luke, the pic you have on the B2T page at the top, could you maybe make it smaller so we can make a link pic out of it to put on our homepages?

    • Rin0318

      10 years ago

      hey Luke can we expect the year 3 comicbook in the new couple months?

    • Hale

      10 years ago

      Heheh, you know it. Couple of sniper rifles, a turret or two.... be in business for any Nerf War that comes my way.

    • spastic_jedi

      10 years ago

      New balls comic was awesome =) loved the fairy tale references

    • SupaChurchFn

      10 years ago

      Tradesies!

      My Mom got her hip replaced two years ago and needs her other replaced. It was either pay for college or get her second hip replaced. Of course, the didn't tell me that until after the fact.

    • Adventsugar

      10 years ago

      I like it alot! it also ties in well with my frog kissing picture you drew me

    • SupaChurchFn

      10 years ago

      For the sake of old-me and my children, I hope this public option gets passed for us. Or maybe I'll just move to Canada.

    • SupaChurchFn

      10 years ago

      Hey Luke dear- I don't know if you would know this, but along the lines of Canadian healthcare- if someone needed a hip replaced, would that work? Does it cost deductibles or what have you? I know there are waiting lists and stuff, but I was curious as to exactly how the system works on a ground level

    • Go_Nuts

      10 years ago

      In reply to lukemckay:

      Like the name of your site? lol

    • chikenshit

      10 years ago

      Hey Luke,its been a while. Hows it going?

    • Adventsugar

      10 years ago

      IS IT DINNER TIME NOW!?! =(

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