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    • Murder Machine

      10 years ago

      mad_phoenix

      I had the sweetest dream last night I was to assassinate this general, it was present time. I fought my way into the fort were he was but ran out off ammo. I was then surrounded by 8 armed men attempting to capture me. One moved in to restrain me and noticed a shotgun in a holster on his back. I pulled it out and swung it around hit two guys in the face as the weapon laid across my back I pull the trigger into one guy's face. I then brought the weapon around and slammed the butt of the gun an another guys face. Running the slide foreword and ejecting the round. I brought the slide back up locking another shell. Blasting another solider. I turned, racking another shell, and took aim at the general. I pulled the trigger, and woke up. It was a lot like Equilibrium.

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      Today's Video
      Equilibrium

    • Alternative

      11 years ago

      mad_phoenix

      I'm so sick of working for my boss so I've decided to quit. As one last act of revenge I'm making a hundred copies of my letter of resignation and randomly sticking them in with the company printer paper. I want to do something more elaborate but I don't have the time or the energy to do it.

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      TODAY'S VIDEO
      Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster

    • Live Through

      11 years ago

      mad_phoenix

      So much has happened since Friday. For starters going out to the bar was a bust nothing happened for me cause my ex-bosses boyfriend was there. I've meet him before but I forgot how nice of a guy he is and I started thinking about how I didn't want to mess things up between them. I think I'm starting to grow one of those, egh what are they called?.... so....als?
      Of course there was a price for learning this lesson. The next morning (after 3 hours sleep) I started dry heving. After pulling myself together I headed to work. I was there for about an hour then I started vomiting blood. No just a little blood I mean over a pint. Turns out I tore a small hole in my throat by dry heving and blood started pooling in my stomach. So because of this I decided to stop drinking for awhile.
      Sunday I went out with an old friend that I love seeing. We kissed a few times but it was a more of a friendly juster then sexual. She went back to South Dakota yesterday. I know I'll see her again though.

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      TODAY'S VIDEO
      Shove This Jay-O-Bee

    • Lost July

      11 years ago

      mad_phoenix

      So much has happened in the last few days. I've finally managed to cut D out of my like for good. As a bonus I managed to do it without her killing me or herself. Also I found out that I don't have to go to the desert for a month the downside is I have to work for a military recruiter. Currently I'm going out to the bar with my ex-boss to get a little touchy feely. Life is sweet =P

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      TODAY'S VIDEO
      Waldo Caught On Tape

    • Escape From Pain

      11 years ago

      mad_phoenix

      Okay I'm trying my hardest to get ride of D. Last time I tried breaking up with her she tried to kill herself by cutting her wrist. So I'm now trying to systematically cut her out of my life I told her I changed my number and she bought it. Eventually ether 1.) She'll leave me or 2.) I'll get so pissed that I'll dump her. Fuck I hate dealing with stalkers, I hate being stuck with needy people. I mean why would someone waste there time being so emotionally attached to someone that hates there guts. She needs to find another hobby besides me or someone just as psychotic s she is.

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      TODAY'S VIDEO (This one's for you D)
      Orgam's = Love

    • Love and Peace

      11 years ago

      mad_phoenix

      So last night I went out drinking with some friends. My supervisor, my friends wife, and ex boss. Everything was going great, me and my ex boss were feeling each other up every chance we got and we were all getting drunk and shooting pool. Then my friend showed up who's wife was there. He was already totally shit faced and as soon as he saw me he started trying to pick a fight with me for going out drinking with his wife or something like that. I couldn't make out much though his drunken bantering. I was able to claim him down but things were still tense. Everyone was pissed with him and it was a major buzz kill for everyone. Worst of all my ex boss wasn't able to rub up against me anymore because he knows her boyfriend and would rat us out. The only up side is that we doing it all again next week and this time will make sure he has no idea were we're going.

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      TODAY'S MUSIC VIDEO
      Kid Rock - All Summer Long

    • D

      11 years ago

      mad_phoenix

      Jesus Christ this chick is insane. I'm talking full on daddy didn't love me enough. I knew she was fucking out of her mind to begin with but now she was it in her crazy head that we're getting married and having kids. She made this decision without even telling me. D even went as far as to by my ring and named our first born. No Shit!! If it's a boy it's name will be James, if it's a girl Emily. Holy hell how am I going to get out of this one.

    • Sin

      11 years ago

      mad_phoenix

      So a few journals back I mentioned a girl named D. Now I D is addicted to being loved, and wares her heart on her sleeve. The danger of this is it always gets broken. I thought that I had pissed her off to the point that she didn't want to talk to me anymore, but she's back and it's now worse. Why worse? Well we both reflect the darker side of humans, and I do mean the darkest that a person can be. When were talking I feel darkness go over me and my adrenaline dumps into my system, even from talking not even acting. My hands are a mixed sensation of numb and sensitive. That sounds weird I know but, if you've ever touched true darkness you would know.
      I've seen what happens to people that try and concourse the darkness. I've literally watched them mentally brake down in front of me. In the end he jumped in front of a train. I don't want to have that happen but I feel I'm walking the line. I feel like I'm slipping though. Dark thoughts I could once control our beginning to consume me. I'm not sure where to turn I'm not religious and I very much don't believe in a Christian god in any way. So don't try and preach to me if your a Christian. I don't know what to do.....

    • Zombies

      11 years ago

      mad_phoenix

      Last night I had a very strange dream involving the living dead. I needed up in a castle/mansion type building. There as a shine in the middle of the courtyard with three bowls of fire, one on the left, one on the right, and one in front.
      The zombies weren't the typical zombies. They looked like a cross between the creatures from I Am Legend and Dawn of the Dead. However they had some intelligence.
      I was ill equip to handle the attack and spent the whole dream killing one and then escaping.
      It made for a very long night and for some reason I'm really tiered this morning.

    • Ego Boost

      11 years ago

      mad_phoenix

      So this weekend I got a promotion which I have been waiting for the better part of a decade to get. Also I found out that my ex-boss who is really hot and I thought was way out of my league wants me really bad, despite her having a boyfriend and me having a girlfriend. she's also 7 years older then me. But she has such a smoking body that I'm actually thinking about it.
      I have little to no willpower when it comes to this kind of stuff so I guess will see.

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  • Comments (21)

    • LankyFrank

      10 years ago

      I'm talking but the pic on yuor page wiht the chainsaw

    • LankyFrank

      10 years ago

      OMG! What movie(or game) is that from dude?

    • Naruto_Rules

      10 years ago

      dude that weapon was awsome
      but in the game i never got the shotgun
      D:
      only the pistol

    • NO_YES

      10 years ago

      Who are you?

    • mad_phoenix

      10 years ago

      what?

    • kat56

      10 years ago

      john??

    • thecovenant

      10 years ago

      there is nothing wrong with gun add on but that picture was funny.

    • kat56

      10 years ago

      see now you can be happy !!!!

    • kat56

      10 years ago

      hello?

    • kat56

      10 years ago

      you and i should have a chat ;)

    • Saint1900

      11 years ago

      Yeah. I hear ya. BDU FTW

    • Saint1900

      11 years ago

      *points to self*

      Battlefield Airman...

      Also, from what I was told, All airman are deploying more often now. *shrugs* Who knows what to believe.

      This fucking ABU sucks so much, man. They can hide you on a couch, maybe. Or they factory where they are made.

      I wish they would just give Battlefield Airman freaking DCUs or ACUs. Geez...

    • gotbuffy

      11 years ago

      Classic Spike line!!!!! smiley0.gif

      5 words or less.....

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      it is a great movie!

    • gooniewench

      11 years ago

      thanks a bunch for the image comment.

    • quiksilverqt

      11 years ago

      OMG!!
      somebody actually gets it!!!

    • LittleHarf04

      11 years ago

      heh thank you...

    • kikilovesit

      11 years ago

      hey thanks for the comment!!!! :)

    • LittleHarf04

      11 years ago

      haha that would be a fun one to take, but it was huge... There's another park there called KY Action Park (I actually drove there out of curiosity lol).... They have a water slide!

    • LittleHarf04

      11 years ago

      No prob.... I'm there for YOU!

    • LittleHarf04

      11 years ago

      Aww hey! you're a newbie to the site! Welcome!

      Yes Bubble Bobble was great. I couldn't ever beat it alone, but me and my sister owned that game. I would ALMOST buy a Wii just to download it lol.

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