markbehenna

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    • Do you seek an audience with me mortal?

      12 years ago

      markbehenna

      Well as you can tell with this post, I’m back after… 9 months? I got some decent stuff for Christmas including but not limited to, Black Library books (Warhammer), DVDs and chocolate. I regret to announce I was unfortunate enough to receive some socks. Even if I were in the middle of the Antarctic wastes, I would still not want socks. Socks are for old people.

      Happy New Year everyone.

    • xbox for sex

      in Forums > xbox for sex | Follow this topic

      markbehenna

      Yes you heard me, the human race just dropped another inch on my respect meter, because people were advertising seriously to sell an xbox 360 if they got a "hot nite". Also people offering sexual favours if they could get their hands on an xbox 360, one was even a straight guy and willing to do "anything" with another guy as long as he got the system.

      Heres a link to all the info if anyones intrested
      www.inomaly.com/xbox-for-sex-v2/

      Now excuse me while i go and vomit...

      119 replies

    • The evil tail of ebay!

      in Forums > The evil tail of ebay! | Follow this topic

      markbehenna

      Well someone was selling a limited edition crystal coloured xbox box on ebay. (Can you see where this is going?) A person bought it, and once he received it by mail he was outraged to find the box was empty! It was rumoured he payed over 200 pounds for it. Enraged, he complained to ebay, but all they had to say was it was a perfectly fair purchase, he simply failed to read the words properly because it said xbox BOX not just xbox. So now he's stuck with a nice cardboard box, while the person at the other end must be laughing himself silly. Morale of the story, read carefully before buying!

      Just another bone chilling tale from the archives of ebay, muhahahaha.

      18 replies

    • Noob wars

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      markbehenna

      movies.lionhead.com/movie/4117 NOOB WARS
      movies.lionhead.com/movie/4931 NOOB WARS 2
      (add www. in front but u get the point)

      This small series i made myself on the game "The Movies" has gotten huge feedback from the community there, and i thought i'd share it with eveyone here too, enjoy!

      90 replies

    • Fahrenheit

      in Forums > Fahrenheit | Follow this topic

      markbehenna

      A new game coming out for pc and xbox as far as i know, ive read reviews with excellent ratings. Its a paranormal thriller but i wouldnt know what type of game u could class it as, mabey a adventure/detective? who knows its so uniquely designed and unique is always good. Finally we can play a game which isnt a clone of another, it will be coming out in a few days for the uk release, any thoughts on this one peeps?

      28 replies

    • how do mods do it?

      in Forums > how do mods do it? | Follow this topic

      markbehenna

      i was just wonderin how do mods put up with the constant flamers and junk, i mean to be honest if anyone of us had that power we'd ban anyone that even remotely offended us, but mods resist that urge and just do their job, quite frankly to completely ignore their feelings and not get some kind of revenge against a person for insulting them.....i just dont know how they do it! if i was offered a position as mod i would not accept because i know id let my feelings get the best of me eventually.

      ps sorry if this has been done i cant find it anywhere seems highly unlikely ^^

      3 replies

    • text based games

      in Forums > text based games | Follow this topic

      markbehenna

      text...based...games? what the hell am i talking about u ask? well some of u may know and some may not know that the internet has some intresting free text based games, u dont get to see whats in front of u, everything is done by text! if your bored and have nothing to do this may be for u! ^^ my favourite is currently omerta, because there is no limit on how much u can play while on the others theres a limit to how much u can do before u have to wait a while, u can find this game at www.barafranca.com the games can be a bit scary cuz u could wake up dead and have to start all over again :O

      anyone else find any text based games? and if anyone has any questions about them ill try and answer :)

      50 replies

    • 2019 years ago

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  • Comments (100)

    • chaos_sniper

      13 years ago

      Dreads.gif

    • trisket66666

      13 years ago

      American has 1200 more nukes then every other country combined.

    • unabomber

      13 years ago

      You speak chinese? o.o

    • DoomChicken7

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas to you too!

    • magickmaster

      13 years ago

      lmao!
      you are the biggest choloate freak i know!

    • the_bloke

      13 years ago

      riddle roddle

    • IAMCHURCH

      13 years ago

      hey, will you accept my fr?

    • SpicerK

      13 years ago

      Yes I can feel the heat of the evil stares when I was catching my head from falling while I was noddign off. I slept up to the point were I had to get up and put my hand on her shoulder.
      it's the stupidest thing i've ever seen.

    • SpicerK

      13 years ago

      Nope it's totally not me. I told them what I was and they didnt have a problem. I didn't think to much into it upon agreeing to do it.
      But I committed to it so I didnt want to break the girl's heart and back out. She looks up to me.

    • SpicerK

      13 years ago

      You said it!
      I'm just glad it's over with.

    • Simmons2pntO

      13 years ago

      Hey I told you don't gt offended. I was just telling you what I thought was wrong with it. In Laimens terms,

      I thought it was unfunny,
      boring
      the jokes weren't that good
      and the quality....meh.

      Sorry. Thats what I thought

    • ellielita

      13 years ago

      if you want to help people on RvB go see my Journal.

    • AlienRa

      13 years ago

      then you need an intelligence boost. your int bonus is -1.

    • mouthdecay

      13 years ago

      Lyke UHDUH :D

      Hey, do you think a stapler could eat a baby?

    • mouthdecay

      13 years ago

      XD But he would bring me flowers!

    • mouthdecay

      13 years ago

      eek! Eyes! Poor zombies would need to be all duct-taped up and stuff. Eww.
      A zombie boyfriend would be fancy though, he might bring me flowers from his grave XD

    • mouthdecay

      13 years ago

      ewww. What about limbs falling off >_<

      The get into the moment >bowchicabowwow< then the girls arm falls off >_<

      AYE.

    • ellielita

      13 years ago

      thank you for being my friend

    • SpicerK

      13 years ago

      All New Yorker's are semi-paranoid. We've been taught sense childhood. Don't trust anyone.

      Have you ever had a guy pull out his penis and ask you to help him?
      I pulled out my little knife and said "Yeah I'll help you. I'll cut your fuckin dick off". All of a sudden he wasn't crazy and got the fuck away from me.

      So yeah if that's a little paranoid. Then I am. smiley7.gif

    • GostofChurch

      13 years ago

      Hey eponymous don't be pissed at him cause you're god dam ugly as hell. If you even look at my picuters you would know that I know all about ugly. Also if you meet someone you don't like then don't fucking talk or even deal with them, don't be a cunt an go ont he person's profile and just leave a comment about how you don't like them otherwise you look and are a(n) asshole.

    • magickmaster

      13 years ago

      no lie

      markbehenna ONLINE

      Send a Message | Remove from Friends | Don't Watch | Block


      if you need more proof i can get a screen shot

    • magickmaster

      13 years ago

      cause i already read yours! so you didn't show up when i put those up

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Except it wouldn't have taken you hours: it would have taken you all of two seconds to type "haiku" into a search engine. This is what I do when I run into a term with which I am not familiar: I Google it. You'd be amazed at how much time you can save yourself (and frustration you can spare everyone else) by taking it upon yourself to figure things out on your own. If you're truly as intelligent and mature as you apparently believe yourself to be, this should be an obvious solution.

      My insults may have been childish, but they were certainly not pointless. They clearly communicated to you that you made a mistake and, I hope, will prevent you from making the same kind of mistake in the future. The haiku thread is mostly populated by people from the BAR, and we deal with problems by being insulting until the problem is fixed or the person goes away.

      And just to show that I can be helpful, too, it's spelled "naive."

    • funiemonkie2

      13 years ago

      the style of the shirts determines if they are boy versions or girl ones

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      You're right, I don't know anything about you. So are you saying that you are actually retarded?

      Let's get one thing straight, here: you fucked up, repeatedly, by screwing around in a thread chock-full of people who don't take kindly to that sort of thing. Instead of getting all sandy-vagina about it at the people who pointed out your stupidity, why not resolve to not be a god-damned idiot in the future?

      Also, feel free to continue wasting your mod points on my posts. I really, really don't care.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      You're right--it was incredibly rude of me to insinuate that you were retarded. A retarded person has an excuse for not knowing how to look up basic information, such as what the fuck a haiku is. You are, at least theoretically, in possession of a full set of mental faculties, so I don't know what the fuck your excuse is.

    • iplayforfree

      13 years ago

      Sorry, it was an incomplete statement.

      It's funny because, about 90% of self-proclaimed atheists seem to believe it's important that they impose their beliefs on others, whereas you, awho advertises his belief, do not try to impose atheism upon anyone else.

      Suitable now?

    • iplayforfree

      13 years ago

      Hey hey, I'm not arguing anything, nor implying you are either a hypocrite or imposing atheism upon anyone.

      All I said was it's funny you don't, because you don't see that nearly as often.

    • iplayforfree

      13 years ago

      Nowhere. Read my comment again.

    • ellielita

      13 years ago

      no you can comment all you want just no help for you lol

    • ellielita

      13 years ago

      ok no mod points for you

    • ellielita

      13 years ago

      that was no help

    • ellielita

      13 years ago

      my friend give me like 25 mod points and now i want to help out people out

    • Skathe_665

      13 years ago

      Thanks. I guess what goes around comes around, lol.

    • NicoleAnne

      13 years ago

      yeah, actually i did get searched next.

    • ellielita

      13 years ago

      nice to meet you to

    • ellielita

      13 years ago

      i will watch my step when it caomes to guys thank you

    • TUNNELRAT

      13 years ago

      Have you seen the tv series of Sharpe ?

    • holpar

      13 years ago

      How the hell should I know I am terrible at coming up with contest.. maybe a photo shop contest or a music game or movie quotes

    • popprincess

      13 years ago

      yep im privaleged

    • popprincess

      13 years ago

      o lol yeh it kinda does but no its blonde.. lol

    • popprincess

      13 years ago

      red what.

    • Trinity_Star

      13 years ago

      smiley12.gif Yay for those with open minds smiley11.gif

    • whateva

      13 years ago

      I know, and I don't have a problem with it. just that you got neg 4 for ONE LOWSY picture! pete sake people...

    • MrSquigles

      13 years ago

      Hello fellow Member,

      That’s a bad start. I am sending this to every person who is in the UK.
      There has been change. Please could you go straight to the UK Event thread as soon as possible to read the details? Tell you what; I will put in the link especially for you.

      Linkageness

      The long story is Evoluan has decide that he is not the one for the event and has past on duties to Moderator Pixie. Now there is change and as we are doing things differently you need to confirm you place again, so I cannot stress how this has changed a lot of things.

      Thanks again

      Please do not reply in your own personal comments! No one will see it. PM Me, Little_Lee or Pixie if you want to say/ask anything (Or post it in the thread)

    • Honeybunz

      13 years ago

      sounds like a plan to me! post post post!

    • Honeybunz

      13 years ago

      score! I'm totally on it! *rips out the chocolate stock*

    • whateva

      13 years ago

      lol it's pretty easy to make posse pics here are the steps:

      1) go into paint shop pro and open the picture of your choice.
      2) open the "colors" pull down menu
      3) click on the option "grayscale"
      4) after the picture is turned into black and white open the colors menu again
      5) click on the option "posturize"
      6) then a little menu will come up and click the setting to level 2
      7) then add the "_______ has posse"

      and poof! you are possiefied!!
      smiley0.gif

    • popprincess

      13 years ago

      thanx : )

    • AlienRa

      13 years ago

      arinette was conor obersts' girlfriend. she broke up with him about a week before she died of cancerrr. smiley7.gif

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