methusala35

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from somewhere in someplace in some world

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    • more lyrics.

      9 years ago

      methusala35

      oh, you touch my tralala,
      mmm... my ding ding dong.
      la la la la la la la,
      la la la la la la,
      la la la la la la la.
      Oh, you touch my tralala
      la la la la la la la,
      la la la la la la.
      mmm... my ding ding dong.
      la la la la la la la,
      la la la la la la.

      Deep in the night,
      i'm looking for some fun,
      deep in the night,
      i'm looking for some love.
      de-de-de-deep in the night,
      i'm looking for some fun,
      deep in the night,
      i'm looking for some (ping)

      You tease me,
      oh please me,
      i want you to be my lovetoy,
      come near me, don't fear me,
      i just can't get enough of you boy.

      Oh, you touch my tralala.
      la la la..
      mmm, my ding ding dong,
      oh you touch my tralala,
      mmm, my ding ding dong.
      la la la...

      Deep in the night,
      i'm looking for some fun,
      deep in the night,
      i'm looking for some love.

      you tease me,
      oh please me,
      i want you to be my lovetoy.
      come near me, don't fear me,
      i just can't get enough of you boy.

      Oh, you touch my tralala.
      la la la...
      mmm, my ding ding dong.
      la la la..
      oh, you touch my tralala.
      la la la..
      mmm, my ding ding dong.

      (ding ding dong)
      mmm, my ding ding dong 2x

      oh, you touch my tralala.
      lalala...
      mmm, my ding ding dong.
      oh ,you touch my tralala
      (ding ding dong)
      oh, you touch my tralala.
      mmm, my ding dong dong.

    • more good lyrics.

      9 years ago

      methusala35

      Call your friends and bring a gun
      The halo revolution's on
      Capping flags and arming bombs
      Yes, we don't blink until we're done

      Bring...a...drink or three prepare for war
      The night could last 4 hours or more
      Saddle up and pick your team
      Obliterate your enemies

      The true elite
      Melee and snipe
      While the jerks; they hog the rocks
      Continually blowing off ones socks
      Killtactular
      Is screamed at me
      Followed by "noob" and other obscenities
      I haven't done a thing to deserve these things

      While blue team frags from up above
      The chief sweeps in and takes the flag
      Jacks a ghost and so it goes
      Defeat is imminent for red

      Time...flies...by the time we realize
      That hours have passed. it's 3am
      HALO 3 has pwned us all
      Like every time and time again

      In the end
      We close our eyes
      We put to sleep our one track minds
      Destroyer of our productive lives.
      In the end
      We live to dream
      The only MC in our lives
      Lives in a tube screen by our bed side

      Kill your friends
      Kill your friends
      Kill your friends

    • lyrics i like.

      9 years ago

      methusala35

      This was never the way i gamed.
      It's not like meee.
      I got so cocky with my name.
      S MLG.
      You called me
      an asshole between a hacking cough.
      I'm getting to know you.
      by pissing you off.


      I bagged a noob and i liked it.
      The feel of his cherry armor.
      I bagged a noob just to try it.
      His voice squeaked like aran carter.
      I did it long.
      I did it hard.
      And then i called him retard.
      I bagged a noob and i liked it.

      I liked it.


      I do not know your live ID.
      Don't give a damn.
      This is what vengeance is you'll see.
      It's man on man.
      I'm just not a nice guy.
      Can't keep myself in place.
      I wanted to put my
      nut-sack on your face.
      I bagged a noob and i liked it.
      It's not what my parents taught me.
      I bagged a noob just to try it.
      And i beat his lifeless body.

      I did it quick.
      I did it fast.
      and i told him to kiss my ass.

      i bagged a noob and i liked it.
      i liked it.

    • i sing a song for you.

      9 years ago

      methusala35

      long, long time ago
      In a galaxy far away
      Naboo was under an attack
      And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
      Could talk the federation into
      Maybe cutting them a little slack
      But their response, it didn't thrill us
      They locked the doors and tried to kill us
      We escaped from that gas
      Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
      We took a bongo from the scene
      And we went to Theed to see the Queen
      We all wound up on Tatooine
      That's where we found this boy...

      Oh my my this here Anakin guy
      May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
      And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
      Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
      "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

      Did you know this junkyard slave
      Isn't even old enough to shave
      But he can use the Force, they say
      Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
      Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
      Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
      Well, I know he built C-3PO
      And I've heard how fast his pod can go
      And we were broke, it's true
      So we made a wager or two
      He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
      And the minute Jabba started off that race
      Well, I knew who would win first place
      Oh yes, it was our boy

      We started singin' ...
      My my this here Anakin guy
      May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
      And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
      Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
      "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

      Now we finally got to Coruscant
      The Jedi Council we knew would want
      To see how good the boy could be
      So we took him there and we told the tale
      How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
      And he might fulfill that prophecy
      Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
      Could he bring balance to the Force?
      They interviewed the kid
      Oh, training they forbid
      Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
      And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
      "Just stick it in your pointy ear"
      "I still will teach this boy"

      He was singin' ...
      My my this here Anakin guy
      May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
      And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
      Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
      "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

      We caught a ride back to Naboo
      'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
      I frankly would've liked to stay
      We all fought in that epic war
      And it wasn't long at all before
      Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
      And in the end some Gunguns died
      Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
      A lot of folks were croakin'
      The battle droids were broken
      And the Jedi I admire most
      Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
      Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
      I guess I'll train this boy

      And I was singin' ...
      My my this here Anakin guy
      May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
      And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
      Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
      "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

      We were singin' ...
      My my this here Anakin guy
      May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
      And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
      Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

  • Comments (844)

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      2nbd3f4.jpg

      i am going to post this on a halo fanboy site.... rage will be sure to follow

    • JetStreak

      8 years ago

      Shadowmoon

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      your point?

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      everything i post you say you have seen already, has it occured to you im not only posting just for you ._.

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      you want a piece of me boy?

    • Veronox

      8 years ago

      Have you ever heard of Tvtropes?

      If not, prepare to waste hours reading it.

      tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage

    • saiyan_queen Ninja Turtle Fangirl

      8 years ago

      Pretty ok. Busy as hell though.

    • tucker15

      8 years ago

      thanks for the pic comment bro :D

    • Haloconvic

      8 years ago

      Nevermined

    • Haloconvic

      8 years ago

      Add SliestCircle On Xbox Live And On Here

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      2hg5k00.gif

      im comeing for you

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      WORSHIP HIM

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      THAT... ISNT.... FUNNY *boot*

    • Veronox

      8 years ago

      Wanna do me a favor? Just click the link below, please.

      www.mspointsgenerators.com/?i=1871847

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Once there was a boy with an extra set of knees. Animals befriended him. His team mates adored him. Women brought him baked goods. Giant Candy coated bears waved "Hello!" and "Bye!" and "Not Today" to him. Until one day he picked a fight with an ocean. He was never heard from again. I've loved that story ever since a garden hose first told it to me.

    • Minaldo

      8 years ago

      you are awesome....that is all

    • TJJones

      8 years ago

      Yo, what are you doing? we're waiting for you to make a move.

    • RageEmporer

      8 years ago

      haha gravvy.. me likes, me likes alot..
      thumbs up hazmat..

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      YOUR MOTHER WAS A POLAR BEAR, YOUR FATHER IS A FIGURE SKATER, AND YOU SMELL OF FLOWER AND CHEESE!

    • Minaldo

      8 years ago

      not too bad man. You?

    • Minaldo

      8 years ago

      Hey man

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      first i will eat your gravy, then I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

    • RageEmporer

      8 years ago

      hey bro... whats up?... i know i dont get on much anymore, but i figured id give you a wut up

    • resivor_dog

      8 years ago

      Haha, yeah, I figured. Still funny anyway.

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      i love it, they released it on the playstation network a week ago and i love it

    • FLASHFIST

      8 years ago

      thanks, I look forward to talking about my idea's and more. but what do you mean by pm?

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      here hold this this please *holds up a round object*

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      dose everything i put up need to be fresh and new?

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      o ya well... why do you keep looking gay >:(

    • saiyan_queen Ninja Turtle Fangirl

      8 years ago

      Sure hun. I don't mind giving a story a quick going over. Feel free to message it to me. smiley1.gif

      Otherwise you can always ask others in our fanfiction group to help beta read too.

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      i got a new t shirt to a said intrest you might have in

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      im bored, now please me with gift's and sacrifices

    • TheForge

      8 years ago

      Awesome.

      Here's what you do:

      1) Have a look at all of the pre-approved powers.
      redvsblue.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2462466

      2) Copy the character sheet format
      redvsblue.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2508829

      3) Come to the support and discussion thread to work on your character.
      redvsblue.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2222218

      and if you want a power that's not on the list simply ask and we'll work something out.

    • TheForge

      8 years ago

      My girlfriend said I needed to do some 'aggressive recruiting' to bring in new blood. so I've been sending messages to everyone I can find who is an RPer.

      If you know anyone who would be interested please tell them I'm looking.

      Post edited 2/06/10 12:05PM

    • TheForge

      8 years ago

      you don't actually have to read it all. I can catch you up in a few sentances.

      New York, New Years day, several supers escaped prison in a mass jail break.
      there's currently a military op in brazil.
      London currently has no players in it.
      Tokyo only has one player (a paramedic) who has nothing to do yet.
      It is now the day before valentines in New York and there's a random fight going on between a knight templar and a thief.

    • TheForge

      8 years ago

      Hey there. would be interested in joining one of my two RPs?

      redvsblue.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2224925
      or
      redvsblue.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2225222

      also you should check out the Support and discussion thread. a hub for RPers.
      redvsblue.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2222218

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      quickly make me happy

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      can i borrow your car?

    • solicemoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      and by Mass Effect I mean Mass Effect 2. Really wish they would let nonsponsors edit their posts.

    • solicemoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      It looks cool and I like coop stuff but the only games I plan on getting anytime soon or Mass Effect and maybe Dragon Age(already played it on PC and its awesome). Also thinking of finding a cheap copy of Assassin's Creed 2 and Fable 2.

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      vin diesel once go-carted around the hopes and dreams of orphans..... it goes fast

    • solicemoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Only multiplayer games I have are Halo 3/ODST and MW2. Well I also have a couple Guitar Heroes and Rock Band 2. Then I have Mass Effect, Fallout 3, Tales of Vesperia, Star Ocean, Fifa 10, and a couple of Naruto games. I used to have a lot more but I usually sell games when they start to bore me.

    • solicemoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      I've only got RROD once before and I got it back in less than two weeks so hopefully I have good luck this time as well.

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      SOOOO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTLEVANIA!?

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      whatever you do DONT CHOKE IT D:

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      got any fish?

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      thats a no if i say i have ps3 right?

    • GregTehBunny

      8 years ago

      i don't like hyper realism.

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      *i kick in door and run through* HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET MI-24'S IN AMERICAN AIRSPACE!? *Russian mi-24 hind strafes house*

    • XxHAZMATxX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      snooPINGASusual i see?

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