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  • Activity

    • So

      10 years ago

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      I'm not really here anymore, obviously. I'm play lotro on the brandywine server and I'm already trolling The Old Republic forums.

      Have fun kids.

    • Wrath O The Geek Squad

      10 years ago

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      Please remember the following for your computer needs:

      -I don't care how your virus infected monstrosity came to be on my counter but if you argue with me that it does not have viruses after I show you exactly how many are on your little device, I will stonewall you and charge you $400.

      -If I am nice and do $200 worth of services for free; please refrain from being a douche to me for the duration of your stay.

      -If you start off your conversation with: "YOU FUCKERS CREATE VIRUSES TO MAKE PEOPLE PAY YOU TO FIX THEM," you will not get to skip to the head of the line.

      -If you ask me why you can no longer download movies or music from Kazaa and your computer is (literally) laughing at you, do not pass Go.

      In other news, I am waiting for an interview with the Disney Call Center in the area. Knowing someone on the inside sure does help. This would be a second first job, one that could become my primary income source but get my benifits from Das Squadden. We will see I suppose.

    • kthxbai

      10 years ago

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      Birthday, brb

    • Case and point

      10 years ago

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      But I think it's too late.

      the comprehensive argument against barack obama

      Biden unable to take serious questions.

      And finally, Obama believes that the Constitution is fundamentally flawed. Wouldn't a better way to fix the Constitution be to stay in Congress and work there?

    • Fable 2

      10 years ago

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      Beat it as a good guy. At the end...

      CRAZY SPOLIERS ZOMG

      -I nearly killed that gunslinger guy he shot my business partner and photo man.
      -I felt terrible when he said that he'd said he'd killed my wife and little girl
      -I was enraged by the fact that my dog died saving me
      -I was torn between the many and the needs of the few.


      I have never had a game make me feel like that. Despair and blind hatred of a bad guy. Of course the bad guy is bad, but this time I wanted him dead for what he'd done. I suppose that this game delivered on much of what it promised.

      I'm surprised. Going through as a douchebag now...

    • It was pointed out to me

      10 years ago

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      That I currently have three of the top most modded posts. Kinda sad really.

    • srsly?

      10 years ago

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      The Rays won again?

      We rock it would seem.

    • So

      10 years ago

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      I'm predicting that our wonderful state is going to screw up elections for the third time in a row.

      Florida for the win.

    • Update

      10 years ago

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      So as if my week wasn't going badly; I go to get a free oil change at the dealer. Now my 06 matrix has less than 15k miles, and it seems that my rear axel was busted and my tires shot because of it.

      Warrenty? BUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA

      No.

      It seems that mumble mumble you have to pay. $518.

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      My 30 minute oil change turned into 12 hours. 12 hours! After paying out the nose I had to wait there for 12 hours. I felt like this guy, fail+pain(2xpain+fail):

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      Now I'm not math major but I know that equals suck.



    • Tell me where is Gandalf

      10 years ago

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      for I much desire to speak with him.

  • About Me

  • Comments (1628)

    • oldie

      8 years ago

      Saw you had popped in the Bar for a second.

      Hope all is going well.

    • Flub1

      10 years ago

      I thought you left ?

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Holy Shit, it's the 'phone?!

      Sup?

    • ScaryThing

      10 years ago

      thansk for reading my drunk babbling lol. where in FL do you reside? thanks again for the comment <3

    • Mad_Irishman FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Thanks for the advice. I usually get sevice plans for anything over $300, but I was juggling the idea on this one.

      Does the service plan cover a lot of things that usually go wrong?

    • JackassIam

      10 years ago

      Well that is a big issue.

      But the sound bit is easy if you aren't using the speakers and the channels you don't really need unless you aren't using cable or a dish.

    • JackassIam

      10 years ago

      OMG I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT 6.5 MS WAS A ULTRA FAST RESPONSE TIME!

      Also, let me guess, dead pixels and bad back lights?

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      10 years ago

      I lol'd. Also nice tits

      Post edited 1/03/09 2:10PM

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      10 years ago

      That was cold. =P

      Argh, RvB is fucking failing. >_<

      Post edited 1/02/09 11:31PM

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      10 years ago

      That was cold. =P

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      10 years ago

      That was cold. =P

    • TELAM0N

      10 years ago

      Speed Racer really wasn't all that great, but I'll admit, the races were awesome to watch in blu-ray at BlockBuster.

    • Stonesword

      10 years ago

      Merry Christmas!

    • kaci

      10 years ago

      making biscuits is also a term for when cats knead on things. they are making biscuits.

      and hello, i am kaci.

    • TELAM0N

      10 years ago

      Warner Brothers released a book with the final working screenplay of the film inside it.

      I didn't buy it, but it's out there.

    • TELAM0N

      10 years ago

      Supposedly in the script they say he's gagged.

      But if you look close enough, you can see his breath when he breathes out.


      Definitely cut for the PG-13 rating.

    • SimplySquee

      10 years ago

      Burf Lurf

    • MistressTexi

      10 years ago

      Bu' stooper cute and stooper small and stooooooooper squeezable!

    • evilcrash9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BigBoss

      10 years ago

      I'm super cereal.
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    • evilcrash9 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold BigBoss

      10 years ago

      Bill Nye was on Stargate Atlantis last night.
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    • lefty

      10 years ago

      I'm pretty sure that was an interception, I'm going to say it was an '05 game, with Cody Pickett at QB, as you can see the Cowboys guy stiff-arm a #3 at one point.

    • wigglepie13

      10 years ago

      is that in advance for my birthday next year?
      ;D

    • Darknez

      10 years ago

      billary_clinton.jpg


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    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Are you serious? That's really freaking close.

    • ANTX81

      10 years ago

      ...how long were you planing that?

    • ANTX81

      10 years ago

      nope, stapler

      the scene is from Dark Place. a show thats a spoof on old shitty horror movies

    • Jefferoo

      10 years ago

      That wasn't the content of the site itself, that's an ad in the sidebar calling Palin a Marxist. For the longest time McCain had an ad at the top of the website asking for donations. Nice try though, but believe it or not, It's actually not slanted at all, and if you want more there's also 270towin.com, which called it a lot earlier.

      Also, nothing to say about his army he wants to raise?


      He was talking about the National Guard. You sure loooove taking quotes out of context.

      The tax on those who make more than $250k, then 200k, then 120k, then back to 250k?


      That tax raise isn't any higher than when it was under Reagen, and a lot of conservatives consider him the Messiah.

      Nothing on how the document he is supposed to uphold is fundamentally flawed?


      If we're pulling 2001 quotes, John McCain said that he hates the gooks and he will always hate them, that right after 9/11 he said Iraq was next, but also that clip gives none of the context, just a few seconds, so you have no idea what was going on in that conversation. All that is there is something about a blind spot and a flaw, but he does not say that the constitution itself is fundamentally flawed.

      Your first mistake was reading hot-air, its bias is ridiculously obvious and passes beyond the realm of sanity when it thinks calling Biden a Marxist is a "tough question." Your second mistake was taking a thirty second quote, having none of the context around it, and trying to pass it off as Obama hates the Constitution.

      Barack Obama taught Constitutional fucking Law. That kind of negates that whole point.

      Props for the Andrew Ryan image, though.

      But hey, keep supporting him, maybe he'll spread that wealth around from me to you.


      That's been an acceptable belief for the longest time. McCain may have flip flopped to pander to some absurd base completely out of touch with reality, and I hate to use Daily Kos, but that's him actually saying at the end there giving a slight tax increase to the wealthiest few. When you're losing though, I guess all you really can do is call the other side names. Elitist, Terrorist, and now Socialist, man, I wonder if any of it ever truly stuck.

      spread that wealth around from me to you.


      HA HA HA HA.

      I'm sorry, but that was just hilarious.

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      10 years ago

      Yup. The GOP is done for.

    • wigglepie13

      10 years ago

      :(
      damn you peter molyneux

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      10 years ago

      Get your ignorant ass into the election thread and back yourself up. Don't depend on me to--it's just getting annoying.

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      No. It's on the essential bookshelf. Everything that didn't make the cut is stacked in the corner.

      Shit. Of Course that's Essential. I saw it the Saturday it came out and was so floored, I went and saw it again the next day.

      Plus they don't even make that version anymore.

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      10 years ago

      Man, I wonder if being willfully ignorant is as much fun as you make it look.

    • wigglepie13

      10 years ago

      awesome
      he better come back or i will hate Peter Molyneux
      :(

    • wigglepie13

      10 years ago

      i know! it happened and i was just standing there trying my best to cut him in two
      do you know if there's anyway to revive him, like with one of the last choices?
      :[

    • Hohenheim

      10 years ago

      I've seen that picture around.

    • TELAM0N

      10 years ago

      Always check the comments.

      Someone said the name of the song was "Greensleaves", and a google search revealed:

      Greensleeves was all my joy
      Greensleeves was my delight,
      Greensleeves was my heart of gold,
      And who but my lady greensleeves.


      I'm like the fucking Batman of the internet.

    • TELAM0N

      10 years ago

      To cast me off discourteouslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • halofoxgod

      10 years ago

      WTF?!
      stay off my porf!

    • DSchneider

      10 years ago

      I'll talk to him. If he keeps it up, let me know, and I'll kick him out.

    • DSchneider

      10 years ago

      I'm not sure I understand. What exactly did he do, besides be kind of a tool?

    • Satarus

      10 years ago

      I got some more critters I made in Spore. I'm ObadiahtheSlim in the sporepedia if you want to subscribe to my stuff.

    • middyfrosh

      10 years ago

      It sums up alot of things, doesn't it?

    • JasonThePink

      10 years ago

      Biden unable to take serious questions? Wow, this coming from your side of the VP ticket? LOL indeed.

    • zell600 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      that guy in the background laughing his a** off

    • DragonMina

      10 years ago

      I'm kind of liking Doom 3, to be honest. I've played a few middle levels of the original Doom, but didn't really know what was going on other than shooting shit.

      And I really wanted Dead Space, I just can't justify buying two new full-priced games so closely together anymore. I'm sure I'll play it eventually, once I'm done with Fable 2 and the others.

    • TELAM0N

      10 years ago

      See that's what happens when you are put in my position. And I checked back like 5 pages, didn't see it.

    • TELAM0N

      10 years ago

      The cable guy one, or the batman one?

    • TELAM0N

      10 years ago

      Alright, I was just holding off for a while.

    • DragonMina

      10 years ago

      I know, right?! It's so much fun!!

      It's hard to be bad in this one though...they keep talking about morals and consequences everytime I do something 'bad.' Also, even my husband complains about all the people I've killed.

    • LSA

      10 years ago

      Just thought it was strange that his account was deleted. I signed in one day, and he just disappeared.
      Thanks, anyways.

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