mistifyimpac

Male
from Virginia

  • Activity

    • School

      7 years ago

      mistifyimpac

      Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.
      Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.

      Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.
      Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.

      Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.
      Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.

      Freshman: Calls the professor "Teacher."
      Senior: Calls the professor "Bob."

      Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class.
      Senior: Drives to class if it's more than three blocks away.

      Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.
      Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.

      Freshman: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university.
      Senior: Knows where the next class is. Usually.

      Freshman: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.
      Senior: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.

      Freshman: Has to ask where the computer labs are.
      Senior: Has own personal workstation.

      Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week.
      Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe.

      Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year.
      Senior: Looks forward to first beer garden of the year.

      Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midterm
      Senior: Is proud of not quite failing his Complex Analysis midterm

      Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night
      Senior: Calls Domino's every other night

      Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of professors
      Senior: Is appalled that the campus 'Subway' burned down over the summer

      Freshman: Conscientiously completes all homework, including optional questions
      Senior: Homework? I knew I forgot to do something last night

      Freshman: Goes on grocery-shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campus
      Senior: Has a beer with Mom before moving into group house

      Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society
      Senior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry room

      Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class
      Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class

    • Rooster teeth

      7 years ago

      mistifyimpac

      Great job with the awards @ll crew and cast!

    • Caboose

      7 years ago

      mistifyimpac

      I like me

    • Eh

      7 years ago

      mistifyimpac

      it said flood control even though i havnt posted in 4 days. well i got the freakin caboose sweatshirt!! i am so happy. it was like the 2nd thing i got and after that i just left i didnt need anything else.

    • Poof

      7 years ago

      mistifyimpac

      Christmas is here as you know it. fast as it could be. just like a turtle

    • LAX

      7 years ago

      mistifyimpac

      Anyone play lax

    • Shirt

      7 years ago

      mistifyimpac

      If any producers for rooster teeth want shirt ideas i gotcha ideas

    • Question?

      7 years ago

      mistifyimpac

      WTF? Why is there a freaking watch button? .....watch out cause gus' little army will watch you!

    • Joke

      7 years ago

      mistifyimpac

      This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets aquatinted with all the facilities around the ship he will be serving on. The guy asks the sailor showing him around, "What do you guys do around here when you get really horny after months of being out at sea?", to which the other replies, "Well, there is this barrel on the upper deck, just pump your cock in the side with the hole."

      Weeks pass, and the new guy is getting real horny and remembers the barrel. He climbs to upper deck and sees the barrel. Flings his shlong out and starts f****** the barrel. Its simply the best feeling he had ever experienced, it was truly a success!

      After he was done, zipped up and merrily walking along, the guy who originally told him about the barrel walks by. "That barrel really was great! I could do it every day!"

      To which the other crew member replies, "Yeah, you can every day except Thursday." Confused, the new guy asks why, to which the other guy replies, "Because its your turn in the barrel on Thursday."


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    • Joke

      7 years ago

      mistifyimpac

      A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck. Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y ugly man walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women you ever saw. Disheartened by all this, the good looking man asks the barman, 'Excuse me, but that really ugly man just came in here and left with those two stunning women - what's his secret? He's as ugly as sin and I'm everything a girl could want but have not been able to connect all night - What's going on?' 'Well,' Said the Barman, 'I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows...'


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  • Comments (51)

    • mindmovement

      7 years ago

      hey :)

    • Miles FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Miles

      7 years ago

      BOOM. friends.
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    • MythicMoon

      7 years ago

      We have not talked in a long time. How are you?

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        sore super sore

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        Dance is a killer, I can't walk. How you doing?

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        lucky! ok

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        Great, it snowed :) How about you?

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        lawl so hru?

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        Yes, Yes very evil :D

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        haha evil

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        Yep MUAHAHAHA :D

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        tru tru haha

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        Oh school, almost everyone hates it.

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        lol yuppers well off to school again

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        That's good :)

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        haha lol = me jkjk

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        Haha :D

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        haha lol i shuld do that

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        Yeah, but that usually stops my friends from texting me at 5 in the morning :)

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        wha?????? 50 haha wow okie do that

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        But, I'll mostly text you off my iPOD because I only have 50 texts a month . :)

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        well cant wait to txt you i might not be on as much

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        Yep =D

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        What?!?!?! soooooo lucky

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        Jan 9 for me

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        yea lol lucky u dont go yet

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        Really school already? :O

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        eh bout to go to school aha :D

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        I'll message you mine :) so, what's up?

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        845 238 6757

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        I don't know your number lol :D

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        u luky foo >:D haha since i am not always on u can txt me sometime:D

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        I got 2 inches of snow :D

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        you too haha didja have a good one?

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        All the snow has melted, and merry christmas. :)

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        lucky you. it snowed in october once and never since

      • MythicMoon

        7 years ago

        That's good. Yeah I'm ready for christmas, and it finally snowed :)

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        i am doing perty aweshome haha and you>? ready 4 christmas or whateva?

    • weisacactus6

      7 years ago

      noah do u actualy know these people or r they all random?

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja spandex ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja perty much random people, i added a person then other people stared adding me....

    • mistifyimpac

      7 years ago

      yea haha..nut i might b on later gtg to practice..so i guess ttyl

    • Skulls101

      7 years ago

      You do Parkour? :)

      • mistifyimpac

        7 years ago

        yea jw haha about being twenty..lol but i am here

    • Skulls101

      7 years ago

      Hey

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