mizzle

Male
from somewhere vaguely west coasterly

  • Activity

    • It's mah birfday.

      10 years ago

      mizzle

      I didn't think I was going to make it to 23, either.

    • Thousands of thoughts, condensed.

      10 years ago

      mizzle

      The stories I could tell you about my past five months, you wouldn't believe them. Instead, I'll attempt to give you a glimpse.

      I have visisted a glorious, golden future and seen the imminent apocalypse, where people care less for things than they do for each other. Also, there's trippy mountains covered in paint!

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      The future is often somewhat overwhelming. The best solution is to pause, lean in, and scream bloody murder at the camera. Wearing armor seems to help, too.

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      These are some of my friends. Also, me in the background, dancing like a madman.

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      I've become addicted to riding my bike (his name is Charlie and he's my bright orange bff), eating healthy (I'm in the best shape of my life and can finally steal my super skinny roommates' clothing), and making art in strange places (my body is currently covered in Sharpie of various colors, an art haircut a sharecut, and bite marks).

      All you really need past that is a few friends, a good backrub train, and you're set.

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      Life is absurd, and so am I.

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      What the hell is your excuse?

      END TRANZMIZZLE

    • Houdini isn't quite as magical as a bike

      10 years ago

      mizzle

      Who knew?

      Last night, I went to on a twenty mile bike ride.

      Dressed as a ninja hiding at the ridiculous fashion mismatching factory.

      With nearly a thousand other people.

      I don't think there was a completely sober person in the lot of us.

      Best. Party. Ever.

    • On parties:

      11 years ago

      mizzle

      Friday night saw our attendance, as a group, of a party in the Hollywood Hills, this time at the guest house section of Harry Houdini's former property. Some highlights:

      There were monkeys, a moonbounce, and fire eaters. There was a strange, atonal, New Orleans style street jazz polka band, and they played strange, atonal dirges as they lamented the ending of moonbouncery.

      Sam is now dating a model.

      I spent the evening following around the wackiest Gaysian transvestite (he liked to call himself a shman) I could imagine.

      Nude models frolicking about, climbing trees, and dancing.

      Free drinks, as the party was sponsored.

      About a dozen total straight males. Our group possessed eleven, at my count.

      We have since resolved to party in Hollywood as much as possible. My life doesn't make any sense.

      Next up: Work tomorrow.

    • Caves are funny places.

      11 years ago

      mizzle

      I broke down and got a...a...a real person job, the other day. Today, I started.

      Mission 1: save enough for some sort of reliable transportation of my very ownsome. I'll be having two more vehic-err...roommates move in just over a week from now, but I miss the freedom.

      Mission the second strikes back: my arm has a cube tattoo. That's the rest of my left forearm too little ink. I needs my damn crossword/Tetris tattoo. I needs it now.

      Mission III with a vengeance: save up giant wodges of cash, because next year, I'm going to go hang out in the Philippines for a couple months. Cannot fucking wait.

      Inaantok ako
      .

      End Tranzmizzle

    • So, apparently...

      11 years ago

      mizzle

      I'm at a salon?

      The fuck?

      Vegas, you are a tricky mistress.

    • Horpy bafdy

      11 years ago

      mizzle

      I'm twenty two today.

      Yeah, I didn't think I'd make it, either.

      Between cardiac debris, occasional homelessness, and attempted suicide by Jolly Rancher, you'd think something would have caught up to me by now.

      There's really only one logical explanation: I clearly inherited my father's super power.

      I'm unkillable.

      Let's hope birthday luck extends to my interview in seven six hours. Wish me luck.

      Or some sleep in the meantime.

      . . .

      I wish that last one were serious.

      Oh, well. Back to the conversation with creepy new roommate and his porno aspirations.

      Life, you are one strange bitch.

      -End Tranzmizzle

      EDIT: I got the job. Riches soon to come. Happy birthday to me from Thor, apparently..

    • Oh, sweet Christ eating a baby.

      11 years ago

      mizzle

      I missed the internets. I missed Linux.

      But mostly, I've missed my computer.

      And now he's back.

      Fenrir, you beautiful beast, come to papa.

      Also, Chris, Gnome sucks. What the fuck's wrong with you?

    • St. Party's Day...

      11 years ago

      mizzle

      ...was a resounding success.

      Man, I need to find a cute Japanese girl that isn't moving in a week.

    • The biggest nerd you know. Well, again.

      11 years ago

      mizzle

      What's nerdier than getting a tattoo of a Rubik's Cube?

      Getting a tattoo of a Rubik's Cube with a custom color scheme optimized for low light cubing, with the pattern represented as a tesselation, referencing logic, mathematics, your favorite artist, and philosophy.

      Fuckyes.

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  • About Me

  • Comments (1043)

    • mizzle

      10 years ago

      No. It's more of a motto from the LA bike scene (Careful. That shit is both bananas and addictive.) that I appropriated for use on your post.

      Basically, biking is awesome, good for you, and super sexy, and I think that's a good way to put it succinctly.

    • dyskrasia

      10 years ago

      Did you by any chance get that from a yelp newsletter? Cos they sent one out that said this:

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    • desole

      10 years ago

      just tell me when

    • desole

      10 years ago

      yeah totally. we said that before but this time i think we actually should do it.

    • katti

      10 years ago

      Rawr, yeah you are friggin' silly! BUT you are not a pussy, which is the major problem with British boys I think
      xxx

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      10 years ago

      Dear Mizzle,

      I miss your guts.

      Warmest Regards,

      Jengaship

    • Odin1219

      10 years ago

      Bless your little heart mike. Where the hell have you been these days?

    • Albinolatino

      10 years ago

      There was one picture of us. You are in the picture and I was just walking up to you.

    • Albinolatino

      10 years ago

      correction: I am NOT going to try to convince my suite mate to drive home for NOT C.R.A.N.K. MOB.

    • Albinolatino

      10 years ago

      I am going to try to convince my suite mate to drive home next weekend for C.R.A.N.K. MOB.

    • Albinolatino

      10 years ago

      I did the research. Did you know private licenses are being used as a street drug? Also I may have my private by Christmas and my commercial next fall or so. You can let them know it's time to kick some tires and light some fires...... then play some volleyball. I should be back around thanksgiving if not sooner.

    • Albinolatino

      10 years ago

      I didn't put you there, I think I actually told you the valley sucked.

    • Albinolatino

      10 years ago

      Wow, I have to tell you it's really nice to know someone actually misses me out there besides Pen. I was beginning to think you guys forgot about me.

    • Gummo

      10 years ago

      Did you go to Niagara?

    • acidblack

      10 years ago

      Neoma would like your vote.

    • Albinolatino

      10 years ago

      I can't help it. I watched the trailer for mash sf and I have an obsession with the idea of converting my bike.

    • katti

      10 years ago

      Okay, but you realise that models only date rock stars on crack?

      xxx

    • Thillbilli FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Not A Cyberman

      11 years ago

      Be ready to cream your pants

    • lmf221

      11 years ago

      Haha, that's not my story. It happened to my friend.

      I don't have a boyfriend to get pissed about flirty messages.

    • Gummo

      11 years ago

      The eye of google.

    • Jimmerz

      11 years ago

      I see what you did there. Truth be told, I did not Out Run at all in those days, but did love my Position on the Pole.

    • Albinolatino

      11 years ago

      My only regret is that I regret things.

    • GreyFox389

      11 years ago

      I figured being with the weird, scraggly guy she was with would be punishment enough.

    • GreyFox389

      11 years ago

      Remember Schnitte?

      I think I waited on her tonight.

    • Teflon23

      11 years ago

      You commented too late to get 3 mods, like everyone else.

    • Orcus

      11 years ago

      Oh, he's American.

      Look, I know you guys like to think Canada is a part of the US, but it just isn't. I am not American.

    • Neoma

      11 years ago

      Summarizing you.

    • wonderwall

      11 years ago

      Well... I am not practiced up.
      But would still challenge you to a duel!

    • amber

      11 years ago

      i most definitely expect photos when it's done. also, you know that tattooists CAN draw stuff up for you too? at least, providing you find a tattooist who's an artist before they're a tattooist. that's the kind you really want. a nice meshing of tattoo skills and artistry skills is what you want to aim for.

    • amber

      11 years ago

      i look forward to seeing this crossword tattoo. have you chosen a font yet? or are you going with the time honoured Times New Roman?

    • amber

      11 years ago

      nothing wrong with noticing tattoos before boobies. i do it all the time.

    • pervelope

      11 years ago

      Oh, man. That guy NEEDS to be your Svengali.
      p.s. How was your birthday? I spent the entire day acting, singing, and memorizing music, but you were in my thoughts. I hope it was fabulous. And as two is my lucky number, I am confident that 22 is going to be a stellar year for you.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      That's because you're highly susceptible to flattery.

      If I said you had beautiful eyes, for instance, you'd melt.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      11 years ago

      Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday.

    • Shannon9

      11 years ago

      Hey

    • lisabet14238

      11 years ago

      OH NOES! I'VE FALLENS OFFS TE INZERNETS!

    • desole

      11 years ago

      you live kinda by there, huh?
      note the sign...

    • pervelope

      11 years ago

      It probably won't happen, as I have an early morning flight on Sunday and have to sleep at my grandparents' in the Palisades.
      But... perhaps?

    • pugsley11889

      11 years ago

      hey what up

    • Gummo

      11 years ago

      Mike check my journal.

    • akatrielle

      11 years ago

      Come to SF. There is giggling and pillowfights and bed laying in your future, yo.

    • mollymac

      11 years ago

      Off brand coco pops... are they just like a chocolate milkshake, only dusty?

      if I eat them for three meals a day I reckon I'll be lounging about in a mumu in no time... oh fatty fatty!!

    • akatrielle

      11 years ago

      I'll believe it when I see it, Mr. Bennett.

      Especially if I see it soon. Like, maybe next week sometime? That would work for me.

    • akatrielle

      11 years ago

      We have skanky girls and drunk high rollers here too, you know.

      And also we have me, which I think would actually be more of a selling point.

      ...right?

    • akatrielle

      11 years ago

      Stabbity with scrubbybrushes.

      yatta.

    • akatrielle

      11 years ago

      It only counts as bonus time if you don't sleep.

      I am weak.

    • Albinolatino

      11 years ago

      I have school at 10:15 I just woke up to get ready

    • desrosier

      11 years ago

      I heard that gravytrain!!!! a lonnnng time ago. BURGER BABY.

    • GreyFox389

      11 years ago

      Yeah, I was afraid of that.

      That's why I covered it with the bread.

      Whoa ho ho.

    • desrosier

      11 years ago

      I hate your bragging, Weather man!

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