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    • Reconstruction = Epic

      10 years ago

      moyes

      Words cannot describe the orgasm i just had. It was like having a really big shit, sneezing after you need to sneeze but can't quite get it out, pissing after you've drank a lot of coffee, a cat licking your armpit, clicking a joint after it's felt weird for a while, Christmas morning, getting a parcel after you've ordered something you really wanted, that new game smell, that weird cold feeling you have after you vomit but you feel better afterwards, that first sip of any drink with bubbles in it after it's just been opened, a big gulp of a drink with bubbles in it where it does that thing in the back of your throat, stubbing your toe a little, burping really long and loud and you feel a little breathless at the end and a normal orgasm all rolled into one in one and centred in one place for 5.237 seconds followed by your legs giving way, twitching and aftershocks. Episode 19 was well worth the wait. Seriously. Epic.

      If you haven't seen it yet, go and watch it. NOW! If you have, go watch it again.

    • Obvious one but...

      10 years ago

      moyes

      I, personally, am not fond of change.

      However, since it's shiny, I'll give it a chance.

      Edit: Classified Documents and Dessert Recipes...
      Top Secret Conspiracy Plans.doc
      Spartan Hotmail - Login
      and Cortana_Nude_fake1.PDF

      ...Does anyone else want that? >.>

      And I don't know about you but i'm probably going to start calling E.M.P. an Emp .

    • Ninja Gaiden 2

      10 years ago

      moyes

      I've just finished Ninja Gaiden 2 on The Path of the Warrior and man it was tough. It's a great improvement on the first one for the X-Box with the faster pace due to more save points, fierce fighting in between and no backtracking or labyrinth mazes to go through. As you'd expect it's visually and audibly more impressive with the Obliteration Techniques being a gorey sight to see as are the loss of limbs, blood splatter and the various sounds accompanying them. The familiar places you see throughout the game also show the improvements, the Hayabusa Villiage being one of them if you've played the first game and other places you might recognize.

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      The addition of new weapons, the Eclipse Scythe and Falcon's Talons to name a couple, are welcome as is the unique move-set for each one. If you've played the first you'll remember the War Hammer/Dabilahro(?) were almost identicle. I'm sure the Eclipse Scythe will be a favorite. Ranged weapons have also been improved upon by having the ability to charge up like melee weapons giving them extra damage and range. The ability to fire the bow in the air is also a welcome change. Since melee and ranged weapons have been upgraded and remodeled so has Ninpo. Some of the old ones have been removed and new ones have taken their place. An annoyance for me was the removal of The Art of the Fire Wheel and its replacement, Art of the Flame Phoenix which cuts out once you get hit .

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      The bosses, as with the last game, are challenging often taking two or more tries to find its weakness and even then they aren't perfect. And now, after having gone way of track, i get to the point i wanted to make. I managed to find 27 of the 30 Silver Skulls and i got Master Ninja on all but three levels on my first way round, both of which i'm pretty proud of . I had to fight the last boss, the Archfiend without any Herbs or Grains of Spiritual Life, Talismans and only one Spirit of the Devils, which to be honest wasn't of much use. I spent about half an hour to three quaters of an hour trying to kill it. Between one of the many times i was killed i looked at a couple of walkthroughs to see what they said about it and they recommend the Eclypse Scythe , which they seemed to favour throughout the game, but i managed to do it with the Blade of the Archfiend just to show them you didn't need to rely on it ( though to get all of the Achievements you'll have to find a way to do it with each weapon but after going through the whole game using one weapon you'll probably be an expert on it by the time you reach the end ). By the way, i finished it in 19 hours, 22 minutes and 35 seconds on Path of the Warrior with 20621418 Points, i'd put it on the Leaderboard but i don't have Live and i'm about to play through again and i don't want to lose my first stats so i'm putting them here. I'm really sentimental. If you're wondering about the (possibly) long time i like to explore the area in case i missed something (eg. dead ninjas' journals, books and the like) and read the details of all of the items. Idiot that i am i overid it smiley2.gif . Stupid save system. I changed it to manual dammit! The Ninja Cinema could do with a pause, rewind, fast forward and some kind of edit function would be good as well.

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      Anyway, i apologise for getting off track and turning this into some sort of review and i hope i don't do the same when Fable 2 comes out. I personally hope they'll bring out a Ninja Gaiden 3 and since everything seems to come out in three's these days i think i'll be getting my wish.

      Also, can anyone think of anything cooler than a ninja on a motorbike with an attractive woman on the back? (I'd put up a picture but i can't find one...)

      Edit: Forgot to mention the lack of a Movie Gallery, which is a shame.

    • Yay.

      10 years ago

      moyes

      My awards thing has been updated! It's a little wrong but who cares?!

      Does anyone else have trouble reading lately? I've got way to many books i need to read.

    • Happy Birthday to me.

      11 years ago

      moyes

      I don't wanna be 18. smiley2.gif

      Where's Peter Pan when you need him?

    • So...

      11 years ago

      moyes

      Who else is alone on Valentines Day?

    • Good ol' Hanners.

      11 years ago

      moyes

      Does anyone else have trouble letting go of stuff?

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      I should make a home like that. I have all kinds of junk lying around just waiting to find a partner or a sex buddy.

    • If you don't know what's coming...

      11 years ago

      moyes

      ... See a doctor.

      Happy New Year from the UK.

    • I'm sure you know what's coming...

      11 years ago

      moyes

      MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!!!

      If you celebrate it that is. If not then Happy (Insert celebration here for whenever it is)!!!

  • About Me

  • Comments (1351)

    • fireguy15207

      13 years ago

      my ears felt like they were bleeding

    • fireguy15207

      13 years ago

      i know, i've watched a couple times already with my stereo headphones, man, my ears hurt from it.

    • fireguy15207

      13 years ago

      did you see the halo 3 trailer yet, go here for it.

    • humpster

      13 years ago

      i know you can, it's just fun having a go at them

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      lol, and when I die, you can have all of my stuff :D

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      lol, im glad you didnt kill me.... because I would be dead.... -_______-

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      lol, nope = P

      ^____^

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      lol, i know it wasnt you but you asked if you were any good... i said yea! smiley8.gif

      haha = P

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      haha, aww -_- I thought it was you...

      you were good yea ^_^... haha XD

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      Hey! Whats been going on!? havent been on in forever..... -________-

      would you gamer tag happen to be Moyes65?

      if so, I played you on live! = P

    • LooperX

      13 years ago

      She didn't have her phone, it was all inside... Hahaha, ring... More British slang I guess, we say call.

    • The_Illusion

      13 years ago

      Meow Mix. :3

      But in the other comment you said 'You tell no one and I will..um....give you Kibbles 'n Bits' or something like that....

    • The_Illusion

      13 years ago

      Um...what was that?
      You want me to tell everyone about your..eh...girlfriend named Snoopy??
      o.O

    • The_Illusion

      13 years ago

      Ehh....who is Snoopy?
      And....I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT! |:3
      *Throws bag of Meow Mix at you*
      :P

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      I didn't try that tactic, the people at the shops only have a limited amount of money. So I sell them all of my money, because I can, and then I kill them and take all their money and all of their items as well, which are in their chests.

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      except the guards of the one fort, they are very hard and there is a lot of them. That is the only place I haven't wipped out the populance to

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      very! and I love stealing stuff with my wod elf! a very good way of making money...

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      not as of yet no, it takes a long time to get anywhere very fast, as trying to find anything is a matter of trial and error

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      Morowind is going very well! I have two charachters, a wood elf theif and a orc barbarian. Much fun has come from that game!

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      what do you mean like my one! I will kill you tomorow for that comment

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      you mean a whore...

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      Don't tell me you signed on with several different profiles?

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      you actualy found someone on that chat website that didn't want to insult you madly?

    • Captain_Jax

      13 years ago

      Hey Sam! I'm neve on here anymore...I miss the random comments back and forth...e-mail me sometime! mhottes@hotmail.com!

    • fuchtherezer

      13 years ago

      Hello, nice fuckn taste in music dude smiley7.gif

    • Miyabi

      13 years ago

      Hehe your weird! XD

    • Miyabi

      13 years ago

      Ohh lolz well that makes sense (=

    • Miyabi

      13 years ago

      Haha aww thats a new one!

    • Miyabi

      13 years ago

      Haha yeah XD

    • Miyabi

      13 years ago

      Thanking you pumpkin xx

    • MunKiy

      13 years ago

      thanks.

    • Zikashi

      13 years ago

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    • Zikashi

      13 years ago

      w00t

    • LooperX

      13 years ago

      It's called Alcohol.

    • LooperX

      13 years ago

      I get paid not this, but next Saturday. I get paid every other Saturday, but it's actually 3 weeks right now after training.

    • redviper2049

      13 years ago

      yes, i did draw it.

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      and I hate ducks, because they are sinister! they read pornography and sleep with your wives!

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      that is asking too much of me, I'll tell you about it tomorow

    • Bigpyro

      13 years ago

      Sorry, no souvenirs form Scotland for you, and definatley no videos as those are remaining private!

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      No.
      More like a closet.

    • cutmeugly

      13 years ago

      Goodness, no. smiley7.gif

    • cutmeugly

      13 years ago

      Nah, but I did make funny faces. smiley8.gif

    • cutmeugly

      13 years ago

      It is.

    • cutmeugly

      13 years ago

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      I can't explain really.

    • cutmeugly

      13 years ago

      Frappucino.
      Ugh...

    • cutmeugly

      13 years ago

      I don't even know.

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      I think it's fair.

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      Yes. She does know I'm doing this.
      She said she doesn't care as long as I don't destroy it.

    • cutmeugly

      13 years ago

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    • cutmeugly

      13 years ago

      Quick, quick, clean it up. smiley4.gif

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