mrputerman

Male
from Whitney, TX

  • Activity

    • Blonde Joke

      13 years ago

      mrputerman

      Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.

      He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of aman on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

      The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

      Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

      Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

      Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did aswan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

      Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

      The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

      Bob took the money......

    • New boss soon...

      13 years ago

      mrputerman

      To catch you up to speed, I'm a network administrator for a college. My old boss (the Director of the department) quit at the end of May. I applied for the job, was one of 6 to get an interview, but I'm not one of the final 2 candidates. Now, we're in the process of showing the 2 candidates around the campuses just so they know what they're getting into.

      Well… the first guy made his rounds today and of course, I was the guy showing him around. I wasn’t impressed at all. He played the nice guy role, but he was a total idiot.

      ***Disclaimer: I apologize to anyone that doesn't understand the following. If you don't, just ask any network and/or computer geek like me.***

      Here’s why:

      First he asked me if we were running DHCP and I said, “Yes.†Then he asked, “Dynamic IP addresses or static?†I seriously had to bite my tongue… I really wanted to ask him if he knew what the “D†in DHCP stood for. And then I thought maybe I should ask him why we’d want to manage so many static IP addresses. But, nope, I was nice and finally just told him we were running dynamic IPs.

      Right after that I was showing him the server room. I told him that it was our main server room, and that’s where the T1 lines came in. Then he asked if our core router was in there... I just wanted to say, “Nope, we put it in another closet across the building… just because we wanted to waste some energy and cable!†But again, I was a nice little bastard.

      I think he has read one too many books. I just wonder how he ever made it through the interview process. From what I’ve seen so far, I think I’m going to be rooting for the lady candidate. If he gets the job, I’m going to start acting like an idiot, just to see if he knows how to pick up the slack. I’m sorry… I just can’t work for a complete dumbass. This director job is more like being a director/analyst/engineer, so it's not like he's just here to manage. The lady candidate is supposed to be here on Thursday. I’ll keep you updated!

      P.S. Sorry for such a weak journal... I just had to vent...

    • The Internet Is For Porn!!! (video)

      13 years ago

      mrputerman

      Here's a hilarious WoW video for those that haven't seen it...

    • Chinese Proverbs!

      13 years ago

      mrputerman

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      Man who run in front of car get tired.
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      Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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      Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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      Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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      Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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      Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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      Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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      Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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      War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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      Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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      Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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      It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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      Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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      Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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      Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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      Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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      Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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      Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

    • Black boxes in Vehicles

      13 years ago

      mrputerman

      The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U. S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

      They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh no!" or some expletive.

      Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Here. Hold my beer. I'm gonna try somethin!"

    • Because it's the cool thing to do...

      13 years ago

      mrputerman

      I'll post my stats... I don't know why really.. I just am...

      Global
      You have made 565 posts, 95 journal entries, and 2 forum threads.
      You watch 47 users, while 83 watch you.
      You have received 351 (mostly positive) mods and given out 371 (mostly positive) mods.

      Journal
      You have made 95 journal entries, with an average of 3.36 comments per entry.
      Your most popular journal was Sheep Killer with 22 comments.
      Every 2.77 days you add a new journal, usually on Tuesday nights, as with 20 (21.05%) of your journals.

      Forum Threads
      You have made 2 forum threads, with an average of 2.5 posts per entry.
      Your most popular thread was Two and a Half Men with 4 posts.
      Every 131.5 days you post a new thread, usually on Tuesday mornings, as with 1 (50%) of your threads.

    • Cleaned up friends list...

      13 years ago

      mrputerman

      I cleaned it up again. If you were one of the 11 I deleted, it's probably because you weren't a very good friend smiley0.gif

      Now it's time to work on my watch list...

    • Nice clips...

      13 years ago

      mrputerman

      For those of you that like boobs, check out this guys profile:

      bwetmore

    • Blonde Cowboy

      13 years ago

      mrputerman

      The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blondcowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, andhis boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

      As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed likethis?

      The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff . I was in the bar downthe road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motorhome with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so Idid.Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts . soI did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,"Now go to town cowboy... "And here I am.

  • About Me

  • Comments (34)

    • rsqviper

      11 years ago

      What happened to you? WHERE HAVE YOU GONE!??!

    • damonkie

      12 years ago

      Alright! In a lame attempt to be cool I will be holding a contest in which I will buy the

      winner a sponsorship for roosterteeth! There are no catches, you don't have to give up any

      mod points and most certainly don't have to purchase anything! If this looks like something you would be

      interested in just send me a message telling me why you should put on the fist

      voting list! For rules and regulations got to my profile and view my journal!

    • rsqviper

      12 years ago

      Where have you been?

    • Anubis2004

      12 years ago

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    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      you sure are a tough guy to keep a conversation going with.

      PS - i almost sent you the same link killabob sent you (right below me) until he told me he already sent it to you!! there we go thinking alike again!

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      hehe, yup! i can only imagine what was going through his head..........!

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      i thought older women were a fantasy for guys?! (maybe i made that up... hehe!)

      oh wait... i forgot men like them really really young!! haha.. i'm a dumbass!

      Post edited 7/25/06 11:20AM

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      well if he does get hired you can keep me informed of all the ways he is an idiot and how much you hate him! haha! you sould totally act stupid sometimes just to see if he really knows what he is talking about. it he turns out to know nothing and you make him look like a fool that could make it all worth it!

      but on the other hand if that other lady is hott... well that could be even better for you too smiley8.gif

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      funny shirt that made me think of you! (don't hate me, remember your my fav!)

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      haha... now your tit-less!!!

    • KoolMB

      13 years ago

      I love all ur pics!
      Where do u find them all??

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      my work day was over 2 hours ago! but thank you smiley1.gif

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      that must be what you get for bragging! you jinxed it!

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      oh no! but i thought you were almighty mrputerman, god of networking?!

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      i'm still up there! yay! i thought for sure you would have changed it by now... but seriously, whats cooler than me?! smiley8.gif

    • KoolMB

      13 years ago

      I like those pics you have! props 2 u!!

    • rsqviper

      13 years ago

      Hehe. What were you before? I usually look.

    • daga123

      13 years ago

      yeah, thats the good part about being in networking ;)
      Anyways thanks for keepin me and have a good week

    • Navillus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      No no no... not a problem. You said Boobies. I clicked boobies. Everybody Loves Boobies. smiley0.gif

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      damn... you figured it out smiley8.gif just try not to tell anyone.

    • sninja10

      13 years ago

      GO SPURS!!!

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      oh its okay! no worries! your still one of my favorites smiley1.gif

    • qtjezika

      13 years ago

      If you find out something really is wrong, just blame it all on qtjezika

      your in trouble mrputerman smiley8.gif

    • val

      13 years ago

      whats up dude

    • baqfiredplan

      13 years ago

      I guess you never watched a full 49ers game. He was waaaay tooo inconsistent and I hated that. He wasn't that productive and he will get less playing time on the skins.

      Antonio Bryant is waaay better btw.

    • tlynd03

      13 years ago

      okay no prob id appriciate if u did but do whatever thx for at least telling me why u didnt do it +1 on ur last journal

    • tlynd03

      13 years ago

      if could do me a favor to help me win a contest it would b much appriciated please see my latest journal and follow the directions

      thanks smiley0.gif

    • Navillus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I hope this "high" lasts forever smiley0.gif

      Thanks!

    • BlaZinBK420

      13 years ago

      FAGGOT

    • rsqviper

      13 years ago

      Thanks a lot for your vote! I really appreciate it!

    • rsqviper

      13 years ago

      Could you do me a favor and go vote for me here if you haven't already, please?

      Thanks! I appreciate it!

    • im_the_lag

      13 years ago

      i forget..i sw their name i think its in my last journal
      they put their name

    • rsqviper

      13 years ago

      Happy Sponsorship!!!

    • mauntysheart

      13 years ago

      hell yeah, i live in everyone's imagination.

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