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    • MAD LIB time!!!!

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      Its Mad Lib Time...well so to speak...I looked it up and found a couple sites but used this one! True MAD LIBS can be done here but I liked the other format betterAll bold words are my inserts. Read on!


      First one....Burp!!!
      Brakus
      had everything a solicemoon could ask for. He had sexy food, a big, horny bed, and the muellertime family to look after him.

      One morning Brakus woke up. “I'm hungry!†he said. He went down to the bathroom but everyone in the muellertime family was still asleep. “I guess I'll have to find my own breakfast,†he said.

      Brakus went outside and pwned down the street. On the sidewalk, he saw a merrily Tamari. “Gulp!†Down went the Tamari. “Not bad!†said Brakus.

      Next, Brakus headed for the park. There he found a pair of RedvsBlue members just sitting on a bench. “Gulp! Gulp.†Down went the RedvsBlue members. “Mmmm, lazy!†said Brakus.

      Brakus was feeling very tiny as he skipped over to a video store. There he saw some tasty video games. “Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!†Brakus swallowed halo2 and matts mom whole.

      “WOOHOO suck it, Chuck Norris!!!! It must be time to go home,†said Brakus. He pwned back home and up the stairs to his horny bed.

      “Breakfast! Time for breakfast, Brakus!†called Mrs. muellertime.

      “I don't feel very well,†groaned Brakus. “It must have been those Matts mom I ate for supper last night.†Burp!

      Second one.....An Ode
      Radio Announcer: Thank you for tuning in today. We are here in Blood Gulch to celebrate National Poetry Month. In just a moment, the nation's poet laureate, Tamari, will read a poem about a mangina. And here is Tamari.

      Tamari: Thank you, everyone. This is a very horny poem I wrote about a mangina.

      An Ode to a mangina

      The mangina is as big as a Matts mom.
      It reminds me of small Tacos sexing.
      O, the mangina. O, the mangina!
      What do huge people think when they see you for the first time?
      Perhaps they know there are happy days ahead.
      O, the mangina. O, the mangina!
      For some, you are easy, but for others, you are large.
      If we are pwning, we pause when we think of you.
      May you always lick.
      O, the mangina. O, the mangina!
      The end.

      Radio Announcer: On behalf of the poets, thank you for vomiting

      Lets see some MAD LIBS!!

    • Me+TIme=

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      Damn good stuff thats what!!!!
      Enjoy my rendition of Red vs Blue.....Survivor edition....

      Scottish Muellertime.....

      Brakus speaks up...
      Sorry Brakus but I beat on Solice too much as it is....go here for the fun!!! Budweiser.com
      EDIT-dammit the survivor bit link keeps failing.....copy and past this to the address bar i if this wont work i guess...
      www.realityfame.com/showplayer.aspx?locale=en-us&clientver=web&urlparam=ZDzaVDD2r5ecbxLt4CHAB4jDU6sI9eoI08*Rupma*Zc-
      GOTTA use IE not firefox!!

    • Theme songs...

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      I think everyone should have a theme song that says THIS IS ME.....
      For Brakus AND Solicemoon...this is the song.....
      seriously...what song expresses you best?? I am just wondering....let me know!!!! Post it if you can!!! smiley8.gif
      Ron

    • I'm a semi...

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      Reasonable man. This little situation was not reasonable. I woke up and it was raining...rained all night for the most part. Because it is winter, we had some morning fog due to the rain. Ok I understand the science there BUT I got up...saw it was raining and a little. Decided I need to lieten to the radio to see if there would be a delay. Nope, no announcement so I put the kids in the car. (PS its about38-40 degrees out which is warm for March in Wisconsin) I got to school to find out there was a 2 hr delay....fooooor?? I guess the fog but no one told me or the dozen or so kids camped outside because of it. I went in the school and found a teacher and asked why. He said fog...he guessed... Real well organized!! I know I as a kid never got a delay due to fog!!! So I grabbed my kids and went home....LIL PISSED AT THE SCHOOL DISTRICT NOW!!
      What's next?? It's too nice to be in school so we will take a day off??? A Sun day?? Asses....well I'm off to get my kids to do something...still feel bad for the kids left at school...
      Later
      Ron

    • Smurfs gone wild....NSFW!!!!

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      Heck simply not really suitable for any event...you have been warned!!!

      Papa Smurf gettin his....

    • wasting time

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      So I've been playing Star Wars: Empire at War. Pretty decent RTS game. Low resource work makes the game way more enjoyable. I am currently playing the Campaign mode which allows you to choose a side and follow the story between the two sets of movies...from what I've gathered anyway. Mara Jade is one of the Empires characters too! I have beaten about 4 mission but the space battles are cool! except when you have strict requirements to the space battles....see the fighters arent very big and the mission I'm on requires you to use Ywings to stop some Imperial shuttles then load the prisioners on your flag ship....but the Ywings are tiny and sometimes hard to pull out of the crowd!!! I did manage to get my hands on the prototype Xwings and now have a new unit...very cool i think!!!
      Well, I'm off to save the SW universe...later all!!
      Ron

    • oh oh...

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      I DO HAVE somewhat useless/useful info for the masses few people that read this gibberish....

      Red vs Blue people of WI (and any other commers) we are trying to hold a little get together in our dairy aire state!!! Feel free to come to this thread for ideas, info and input.....
      I know there are a ton of you I would love to see in person....and a couple I would probably hit...*ahem Jer ahem*.
      So far it is slated for our state capital of Madison...that's what we seem to know right now! ENJOY!
      Ron smiley8.gif
      PS- I make no real promises right now, but if you are able to get here but no $$ for a room, there are ways around it. I do know some people in the city AND can find ways to make your stay as cheap as possible!!! ( dancing for me....ect. ect)

    • BAH...

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      I got nothing....really...nothing....

    • shhh stealth journal...and mod contest

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      My brother (lefty) is turning old tomorrow and we need to show him some love. He is almost at level 50 and I thought it would be a cool gift if some of my friends just went and said "hi" and threw a couple mods..or even 1 at him as the gift...PLEASE!!!
      Or how bout the thing I did in my journal 199...the person with the most comment +1 mod will get 50 mods...there has to be at least one point dropped for it to count....post here if your game and start sending people...leave all the comments in in current avatar of him on his B day last year to tally up easier (if not thats up to them) and we can see who gets 50 more for helping a bratha out!!
      Besides the guys too cool to ignore...I'm gonna go hit him for 20 right now!!

      Oh yeah linky will help!!! LEFTY!!!
      Ron

    • custom comedy....

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      I wanna continue to make some funny avatars for people here..the last 2 rocked! All I need is an image and a quirk of character and your set....mind you if you wanna burn someone, that makes the task a lil more fun....let me help!! I just enjoy bringing a lil comedy to the world!!!
      Sorry Jer, but you did ask for it. that and it was funny...tell Jules I'm sorry if you show her or she sees it.....

  • Comments (2317)

    • sarlume FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I'd say you're a loving husband and father who is still a kid at heart and loves Star Wars. smiley0.gif Generic, but there ya go.

    • sarlume FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Do you mean what drew me there?

      The images are usually the first thing I look at when I go to a profile. I think it gives a good image of the person. smiley0.gif

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      Cool, I'll let you know.

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      Ok. MUELLERTIME. I'll have to get out to the workshop, and see what I can do to put one together. Time permitting of course. You know how it is... what with a family and all. It will be plain wood. I will leave any paint or staining up to you.

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      All lowercase?

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      Do you want it to say Mueller?

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      nope just a recap lol

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      LOL

      I don't think I could have fit anymore in that last post, plus it was the end of the scene, a nice place to end smiley8.gif

      I honestly havn't gave much thought to casting, like, I have an image of my characters (obviously lol) but, i dont know if i can put a face of someone famous on them yet lol..


      B&N girl will continue on Thursday night...

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      I dunno, I was looking for "Disturbed" pics on Yahoo ( like band logo and what not) and that popped up, thought it was pretty cool.

    • triptup

      13 years ago

      your comment about putting jj's wife to sleep deserves a mod point. unnfortunately i am plum out, so i will leave you with this... LOL smiley0.gif

    • solicemoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Nope. I wouldn't be playing it if it you had to pay monthly.

    • solicemoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      luckily you don't have to pay a monthly fee to play Guild Wars.

    • CALLmeCRAZY

      13 years ago

      Happy Thanksgiving!
      I am greatful to have been blessed enough to know you.

      God bless, and have a wonderful day!

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      lol that's exactly what I mean!

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      yes the Packers have been. We can say they have been "packing" the shit in....

    • 117_spartan

      13 years ago

      hey, zero hour somtime would be cool! so what other game do ya have? oh ya, my comp has....
      1. Nvidea 6600 graphics card
      2. 160 gig hardrive
      3. dual-prossor thingys which i have no clue what they do....
      4. a cool DVD player thingy
      5. intel pentiem 4
      and probiby some more stuff...i just have no clue what it all does!......my tower case has a see-through side......and it glows a blue "X" on the front!!

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      I put them up pretty much randomly, although I purposely went album/movie/stills/mix/mix.

      I did check 3 after you said that though, and yeah, it'll be hard for you.

      After a week I'm going to make it a "free for all" and everyone will be able to use any card to get bingos.

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      there is a link back for signing up, put your mouse over the underlined text.

    • gameboi

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the kind words. Your quite cool, yourself smiley1.gif

    • gameboi

      13 years ago

      Your welcome. smiley1.gif

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      okay dude, i went and she was there

      another girl took my order and went to go make my drink, and she comes up to the register to help me, good eye contact and smiling, she was like "what cologne are you wearing?" I tell her, she says " good choice." So we make some small talk while i'm waiting, I commented on how it was dead, and she was like "aww don't jinx us." and then i made some witty comment that made them both laugh...and that was really it...

      did i do wrong?

    • gameboi

      13 years ago

      Ashamed of once listening to Journey? Bah.! Don't stop believing.... smiley8.gif

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      heh, the book store trip will be thursday night, don't worry, you'll be the first to know, plus i'll up date

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      lol, i'll make a note to see it.

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      the more memory i have the more pics i can take without having to empty the camera

      plus i might actually have to recharge the battery before i fill it once.

    • Tamari

      13 years ago

      I was thinking more like one of these
      trident.gif

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      ya, right now I can't play a damn new game because of my graphics card

    • solicemoon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      mangina

    • Impavide117

      13 years ago

      Dark Lords don't type with their mouth full. We are evil, not rude! Martha Stewart is a Sith and she would cut you down for that! smiley8.gif

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      I'll give imageshack a shot. You probably don't hand out 300 moving Spidey's in one day either. I went overboard today.

    • gameboi

      13 years ago

      My thoughts on Smallville? I love it, although like everything else, it seems to be a new take on what we thought we knew about the man of steel. It's interesting to see how the relationship between Lex and Clark evolves each season. Tragic, but interesting.

    • Razzy

      13 years ago

      It depends on whether it's a union job or not. Union scale is paid in 4-hour sessions and I believe it's around $200 per session, even if it ends up being less than four hours, you get paid for the entire session. Of course, name actors get paid a lot more than that. I just saw an ad for a corporate V/O gig that pays $500, but they said if you don't sound like the announcer on "Desperate Housewives" not to waste their time and I've never seen that show so I have no clue what the announcer sounds like AND one of the recording dates falls on the same date as this script reading, so I didn't even submit a demo for it.

      It's the most competitive part of the acting business because the conditions are so good ... go into a little booth, record your lines, and go home. There's a lot of different types of work - commercial, documentaries, cartoons, video games, industrial videos, automated telephone system prompts, etc. but I'm told it's a very small, close-knit V/O community of actors who tend to get most of the work. Extremely tough to break into.

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      ah i see, very true

      i shall heed your words, thanks man!

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      ya, i was thinking about, doing they hello how are you thing first, and reading her response, and depening on that either ask her then end of the night, or i dunno right then and there

      you know, i did let a few more errors slide smiley8.gif

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      roger, see i'm not going to be there often, and when I am there, i reallhy will be doing work

      so when i go up to get my coffee, i can be like, hey how have you been? then blah blah, that sound ok?

    • Brakus

      13 years ago

      there's scoring like crazy now in hockey. Have you checked the scores? some teams are getting like 10 goals

      but yeah, Football is great.

      I'm definetly gunna keep going there and spark up a converstaion with her. Just tough if it's crowded and there's a long line. I might just keep doing work till closing, so she kicks me out smiley8.gif

    • Tamari

      13 years ago

      Officially, I have broken out the good "silverware" for you
      Gold-Honey-SpoonLG.jpg
      NOW START EATIN'!!!!!!

      LOL

    • Impavide117

      13 years ago

      muellertime,

      You are hereby awarded the Dark Lord of the Sith Award for valor versus the Rebel scum. Rise Lord muellertime!

      Impavide11743527432ca80a.jpg

      Imp

    • gameboi

      13 years ago

      Oh yeah..... in my prime, for sure smiley0.gif

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Oh yeah?? Well guess what... "All your Base are Belong to US!!!"

    • Tamari

      13 years ago

      BrokenEgg.jpg


      ha ha I egged you!

    • Tamari

      13 years ago

      BrokenEgg.jpg


      ha ha I egged you!

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      yeah, the winner is on his friends list. the only finalist on his friends list, too.

    • evilbucket

      13 years ago

      AH thx for letting me know about the dubble post I deleted it and I will delete you letting me know sense it is not there now

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      13 years ago

      Because, if people talked like that then no one would be offended when they were cussed out.

      "Fuck thy in thine arse."

      Just don't sound as powerful as:

      "Fuck you in your ass!"

      ... see? Good times.

    • Tamari

      13 years ago

      Exactly.

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      13 years ago

      *head explodes*

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      13 years ago

      ..... advertising in MY journal, you should be ashamed...


      VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME

      I would NEVER advertise in your profile... ever... *shifty eyes* What?

    • speedy07

      13 years ago

      sorry

      I was watching you but when we had the blackout I lost like a ton of people that I had added to my wachlist, and so I went from like 54 to 31 or something, I just forgot to re-add people

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