muellertime

Not Specified
from in the back of the stockroom on the left

  • Activity

    • Please help me......

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      Have you seen my weeeenah????
      smiley8.gifsmiley8.gifsmiley8.gif

    • Return of the Undead Legend....

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      Rob Zombie comes back to life after much wait from yours truely....WOOHOO!!!
      New Album...EDUCATED HORSES is out March 28th and the first single is out now!! Foxy Foxy....Damn I love his music!!
      Lil music sample here...and site to link to!!
      Enjoy

    • Snow Stunt driving....

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      WOW...So I had a enough snow in my driveway when I went to work that it came up to the frame of my wifes car. No biggy...I love the challenge! I knew last night that getting out was only the begining of the adventure as it was still snowing and had to get back in! Had a guy from work follow me home and as i got close to the driveway, I GUNNED IT! Plowed through the snow bank that was my drive way and made it in...stuck but in....If you know me there is no such thing as stuck in winter. I opened the garage door and rocked that car HARD...gunned it and got in. WOOHOO!
      I had to do it again in the morning as I dont get up until its time for school. Got up, got everyone dressed and checked the driveway. Yeah my buddy matted it down a little with his truck but I am an excellent snow driver. GOt the kids in and told them to buckle up! It was gonna be one heck of a ride. I backed out but there was no way I was going to back to the street. Snow was hard and packed now so I opted to turn around in the driveway....backed up for room and gunned it...got to the front of my Y turn and put it in reverse.....WEEEEEEE!! spun the wheel and let physics work! The car spun right where I needed it. I viewed my often busy street for traffic and told my kids to hold on.... THen we got that "moment of truth" area. You know the one where you know a car could be coming but you hope not and put the gas down...and stopped cuz the snow was too deep at the end.....well I was stuck...and good too! My son couldnt open his door! So I put it in reverse and gunned it again....thank GOd my wife has her automatic tranny shifter between the seats. WAY easier to shift fast! AND I DID! WOW...just gunned it and rocked from DRIVE to REverse until I got out. Got the kids to school and parked on the street for my wife to go to work. I asked my kids.."Now, you do you want to teach you to drive when its time??" In chorus it was...."you dad!" Yeah..I ROCK!

      So thats my morning minus shoveling....gotta do that yet...
      OH MOD CONTEST!!!! 100 mod pts to the person who shovels my driveway the fastest!!! COME ON McFly...you said ANYTHING!!
      /brokenshovelsnowremoval smiley8.gif

    • RECTUM???

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      Damn near killed him!!!!! smiley8.gif

    • Google me=muellertime

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      I Googled me and this is what I found...thought it was rather cool!!! TRY IT!!
      I feel so special being on the net...under Tamari....wait thats not good!!!

      muellertime43f49e580c86f.jpg

      /need air!!!

    • Kids+Snow=No School!!??

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      So my kids have off of school today because of snow....except that its NOT snowing right now!!! We got 2 inches or so last night and are expected to get 8 to 12 more by tonight.
      Two things on that...
      One...Its WI people!! this stuff happens!!! Since when does anyone anywhere listen to the weather here and it's exactly as predicted?? Wait five minutes and all that jive!

      Second...when I was my kids age it had to be knee deep, subzero and white out for us to get out of school! Now a weatherman say yeah we have a "chance" of snow and BAM! they get off??Come on! Not to mention (but I will) the fact that it has been unseasonably warm here as of late and snow has been very, very slim pickings....I still havent figured out days off for too cold here yet either...now I know we never got that when I went to school! I could see if it was really bad out right now but there isnt a strong wind and again it isnt snowing right now!
      Well, I guess it would be alright if I got off of work.....no wont happen....my job doesnt care about us getting in accidents on the way to work. At least I have the first round of snow removed from the sidewalks and driveway.....more to come! smiley8.gif
      /shovelmode

    • CORN POWER!!!

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      No..not Porn Tam....corn!!!

      Found this site while on my email...so lame...yeah that will get you to look at it!! Well Check it out anyway.....
      and behold the power of corn!!!!!
      MAKE SURE TO DO THE STALK CAR RACE!!!!

    • hey....

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      Pull my finger!!!

      yep I am bored and nothing to say...well except I need my finger pulled....

      /gasmode smiley8.gif

    • My Valentine....

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      SO I got my gift from my wife last night. It was a book for us to do together, some candy, a card, "fun" dice (no not the sick kind...Walmart brand) and a scratch off card....
      Yeah a scratch of card....scratch 3 spots and thats what I get as part of my gift. I thought "yeah ok" and did just that. It said I got a movie at my place anytime. Except upon further review of said card the spelling of movie wasn't quite on.......
      scan00016iq.jpg

      Yep it says...moive. Either the spelling is some warped version of spanish or some version of Jewish....not sure which but it was still pretty funny for my wife and I. Nope, no name or claim as to who's it was so....can't write and mock them...DAMMIT!!

      SO... For my lovely wife, I got a singing telegram sort of thing. It is a quartet from my church. They sing 3 or 4 song, give a card, rose and a picture to remember the moment. Not to shabby for $40 and the money goes to my church! Great me thinks!!

      Well, that's all I got. Want to get some gaming in today and be lazy. Happy Valentine's Day all!!!!! Hope all of you gets your smiley12.gif on!!!

      Ron

    • Almost....

      13 years ago

      muellertime

      At level 44!! Come on people share the love!!!! or maybe a twinkie...dang i need to eat!

      I spent most of the morning on Counter Strike and now need to get the house clean, some laundry folded AND get ready for work in under and hour....well basement is done, 3 loads to fold, dishes done....dang i have to eat yet...better not forget the clothes for work! They tend to frown on me showing up in nothing. Something about safety....and appendages exposed....meh! They're just jealous!!!
      /cleanmode
      EDIT-put op the image of the twinkie Jer...i expect it...

  • Comments (2317)

    • mato12345

      13 years ago

      <img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/mato1234/animated.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> for making a animated giff.

    • haloperson

      13 years ago

      yes

    • haloperson

      13 years ago

      ?im not sure what you were talkin about in you comment
      what do you want to use a ninja for?

    • haloperson

      13 years ago

      ninja?
      there are no ninjas in ragnarok...

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      13 years ago

      Wow... your karma is your age. Sweet. I think you should get like a cookie or something for that. ALERT THE MODS!

    • AlexTheLion

      14 years ago

      heh heh not exactly right now cause I'm currently doing that contest but don't worry! you get a chance to get mods from me! lol after I save up after this!

    • haloperson

      14 years ago

      is it ur daddy getting accosted by a priest??


      What???

    • KarateChop

      14 years ago

      sorry about the missing cat! I hope you found it by now.....I freak out if my cat gets out, esp at night.....I can't sleep if he isn't home

    • My_Horse

      14 years ago

      you won 26 mod points...

    • TearsofRed

      14 years ago

      oh no i wasnt correcting you im sorry if it seemed like i was

    • TearsofRed

      14 years ago

      my eyes are blue

    • TearsofRed

      14 years ago

      thank you very much

    • TammieP

      14 years ago

      We have the pictures of the beautiful woman, the adorable kids, and the fluffy kitties....now where's the picture of you?!? :)

    • chickentikka

      14 years ago

      man, just read your journel post of a series of unfortunate events,
      i've jus split up with my girl of 4 months tonight and was feeling a little low..... but after your journel entery it got me thinking,
      i've been through many relationships, and felt this way before.
      and it's reminded me...... everything will be alright in the morning!
      cheers ya top dolla bloke!

    • crazyduckme

      14 years ago

      i am always positive!!!! yippee!!! and joyful!

    • muellertime

      14 years ago

      great poem.... id have to hear the song to judge that though. i wont make a bad call on something i havent heard!

    • TearsofRed

      14 years ago

      wait you think its a sorry song, but a good poem?

  • muellertime's Pictures

    There are no images yet. Create an album!

  • Questions

    No questions have been answered yet