neatoburrito

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    • I think my priorities have changed a bit

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      So I got my income tax refund the other day.

      ~$2000 smiley11.gif

      Did I go out and buy a shiny new Xbox360? Nope, I had a water softening system installed in my house. If the 16 year old me could meet me now, I think that he'd try to kick my ass.

      But he'd be fat and get out of breath so I'd have to kick his ass. If I gave him scars, do you think they would magically show up on me?

    • MySpace (now 10% more burrito-ey)

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      So, I finally gave in and made a myspace account. I've already got the requesite "picture of yourself in the mirror" up there, so it'll only be a matter of time before I start putting makeup on and cutting myself.

      I'm keeping my friends limited to folks I know in real life, so unless I've met you don't even ask.

    • IMPORTANT CELL PHONE UPDATE

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      Well, it finally bit the dust and there's a new one coming in the mail for only a $50 deductable. I don't know why the last guy told me that I had to buy a new phone and get reimbursed later, what an ass. I would have done this a year ago if I had known. smiley2.gif

    • Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      Believe the hype, kids. This is the game you should be playing right now if you have the means. I've never bought an import before, but I'm sure glad I did now. I reccomend play-asia.com, as my order made it over here in under a week.

      For those of you that don't know, Ouendan is a rhythm game (think DDR, Guitar Hero) for the DS. As of now, it is only being released in Japan, but the DS is region-free and you'll have no trouble playing it on your American DS. The core gameplay is simple enough; it involves tapping and sliding your stylus on the touchscreen in beat with the catchy J-Rock/J-Pop songs. Before each stage starts, you are presented a quick story that sets up the scene in comic-book style and as the leader of the "cheer team" (that's what ouendan means), it's your job to help the person in the story get through their everyday trials and tribulations by cheering them on.

      ...

      Now that I've re-read that last paragraph, that's actually a horrible explanation of how the game works. I'm sure if you use your internets you can find a video of actual gameplay that'll do a much better job of explaining than I can.

      Also, did I mention that the game is pretty hard? I'm on the last stage of the medium difficulty right now and I've probably played a couple dozen times so far and haven't even gotten to the halfway point of the song. Plus, there are hard and insane difficulty levels, too. Lord knows I don't have the chops to beat the entire game, but dammit I'll try.

      Anyways, like I said, buy this game right now. Don't be put off by the game being an import and entirely in Japanese, you don't really need to read anything to play it.

    • Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan (Elite Beat Agents)

      in Forums > Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan (Elite Beat Agents) | Follow this topic

      neatoburrito

      Has anyone heard of this? It's a DS game released only in Japan that's supposed to be one of the best titles the DS has to offer. Apparently it's a crazy rhythm game made by the same folks that did Gitaroo Man. I bought a copy from www.play-asia.com , and I'm waiting for it in the mail. I'll post a review after I've played for a while.

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    • photographic proof of my busted phone

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      This is the aforementioned phone from the jounal before this one. It should be noted that in all pictures, this phone is on and ready to accept calls. When I bought this phone, it was top of the line. I even downloaded the sports center theme song back in the day and people were all "whoa." Now I can't even change it. smiley2.gif I was originally going to point out the flaws in a brilliantly executed MS paint, but why bother; I'll just let the pictures speak for themselves.

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    • cell phone woes

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      As much as a gadget lover as I am, I have yet to spring for a fancy "more tools than a swiss army pocketknife" cell phone. That's too bad because the cell phone I currently use doesn't really.... work right. The display has been completely blank for; oh about a year now, and every time I want to call someone whose number I don't have memorized, I have to go to the internet to check the text file that I emailed to myself that has my list of numbers that I wrote down when the first signs of impending display failure were present. So yeah, that's not very handy. Everything else on the phone besides the display works just fine, so I've yet to convince myself that I should buy a new one.

      Anyways, my predicament is this: My current contract with Sprint isn't up until September. I'm an AT&T employee, which means that I get a discount for Cingular service. I'd like to switch carriers when my contract is up, but from what I've researched, I'm going to need a new phone as the companies employ different technologies to get the signal around. That means I'll have to buy another new phone when I decide to switch and neatoburrito no likey.

      This may be a long shot, but does anyone know of a phone that will allow me to move from Sprint to Cingular service with little effort outside of unlocking the phone? My search efforts have yielded little fruit, so I was hoping that one of you is a cellphone guru and can help me out. Anyone that helps out will get a picture of me holding up a sign with your choice of words on it.

    • Monday already?

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      I don't think I walked around more than 300 feet yesterday. I suppose that's what cold Sundays are for, though. Being lazy and eathing leftover Valentine's day chocolate.

    • so lonely....

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      j/k

      I have a domestic partner that I get to touch and stuff

    • So I painted a house

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      As you may or may not know, I bought a house this past June. Only it's not a normal house, it's a duplex with two perfectly symmectrical two bed/one bath houses on either side. Since I own the entire property, I'm pretty much the landlord of whoever lives on the other side. I recently allowed my last tenants (a deaf couple with two kids, two dogs and a cat) to break their lease early provided I was able to find a tenant to move in immediately after they moved out. The deaf guy got "a job offer of a lifetime" in Houston, so I figured I'd be a nice guy and let them do what they needed to do with little hassle. We agreed that for letting them break their lease early and with little notice, I'd only be giving them half of their deposit back. That's a better deal than you're ever going to get at an apartment complex, and they agreed to the terms.

      So, through the magic of the internet and austin.craigslist.org, I was able to find a new tenant in about a month after posting the ad. She's a 21 year old student at a local beauty academy with a rich daddy (who's on his second wife) back in California. Lord knows what she's doing in this part of the country, but she was making a one and a half hour commute each way and she needed something closer. My place is five minutes from where she's going to school, so it's a win-win-win situation for everyone involved.

      So, the old tenants picked up their shit and left last Saturday without cleaning a goddamned thing. Well, they did use a shitty rental carpet cleaner in the living room that succeeded in doing little more than causing the organic filth embedded in the carpet to become mud. Did I mention that the place smelled like a gorilla's armpit? Anyways, I realized that I was going to have to get the place back into shape before I get this new person moved in, I got the supplies I needed and began cleaning that night.

      Long story short: the carpet got professionally cleaned and my girlfriend and I had painted the interior of the entire house except for the kitchen. The house is clean and no longer smells horrilbe. I even replaced the goddamned blinds in two of the rooms. The entire process took and entire week I even had to do a seven hour cram session on Friday night to make sure everything was done.

      I've never painted the inside of a house on my own before, and I've got to say that the sense of accomplishment feels pretty good.

  • Comments (652)

    • VICECITY55

      13 years ago

      here you go neatoburrito smiley0.gif

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    • DSchneider

      13 years ago

      Yeah, that was the first thing I thought too. :(

    • Sgt_Pepper

      13 years ago

      you're pretty much the shit

    • 888DALEJR

      13 years ago

      I was wondering if you watch me? I watch you.

      Post edited 2/27/06 3:14PM

    • spero

      13 years ago

      thanks for the advice but i like my pic its the only good one of me up there

    • p3ngu1n

      13 years ago

      she has yet to redeem any of the "good for 1 free bj giving session" coupons i gave her last year
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      they don't expire either...i don't know why she's saving them all

    • BamBamBradley twitch.tv/BamBamBradley

      13 years ago

      lol, i like the new and improved rules James!

    • ACDCROCKER

      13 years ago

      Neato, will you be my friend? smiley1.gif

    • frozin

      13 years ago

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    • Nightmar3

      13 years ago

      same.

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    • Frazzer

      13 years ago

      I just realized that you took me off your friends list

      ...Sorry

    • ggorrman

      13 years ago

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    • Luigi_Flore

      13 years ago

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      HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smiley1.gif

    • Veela

      13 years ago

      Happy Valentines Day

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    • ScaryThing

      13 years ago

      oh, and the two other non africans were all thugged out. big dress sized shirts etc.

      haha

    • ScaryThing

      13 years ago

      srsly.



      i went to a red lobster on a saturday night in atlanta. there was a 2.5 hour wait and i was one of maybe 3 white people there.


      needless to say, i settled for taco bell.

    • BamBamBradley twitch.tv/BamBamBradley

      13 years ago

      You, Removed me from your friends man that sucks.

    • oldie

      13 years ago

      Thanks Neato...

    • nikasaur

      13 years ago

      I just have to mention that "be all Stabby McCutcut" is giggle-worthy.

    • dk_dance_100

      13 years ago

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      Here have this just because your you.

    • oldie

      13 years ago

      only if you remove my website from your threatening journal entry.....

      fatoldmenlookingtoporkyoungboys.com it's a registered domain. smiley0.gif

    • ACDCROCKER

      13 years ago

      Your never on and you are quite possibly the MOD with the coolest name. Indeed. Your also one of the first MODs I would immediatly recongnize because of you picture. Anyways I'll just stop rambling, I have better things to do, like kill pigeons.

    • IAMCHURCH

      13 years ago

      ZOMG! I am t0tally 1337 and u took me off ur friends list and hurt my feelings! Now I am teh crying!

      [/sarcasm]

      Post edited 2/07/06 6:45PM

    • DeadParrot

      13 years ago

      omg u took me off ur friends list good thing u put me back on i was about to be all stabby mccutcut

    • 888DALEJR

      13 years ago

      Thank you.

    • 888DALEJR

      13 years ago

      What happened to our friendship.

    • RedvsBlue999

      13 years ago

      You removed me?

      Why?

      Just want to know.

    • pompom02

      13 years ago

      I laugh every time I read your name

      neatoburrito

      *snickers*

    • spikep

      13 years ago

      HEy James How's it been?

    • Gavino FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      How's life, Ramos?

    • DeeMonstar

      13 years ago

      You charge $1 per FR and you have 256 friends, so that means you have...

      I'm confused.

      Anyways, here is your money.

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      Send me a FR!

      Edit: Fixed typo.

      Post edited 2/04/06 12:09AM

    • ggorrman

      13 years ago

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    • RDM

      13 years ago

      holy hell. Neato is on. Get the camera.

    • BamBamBradley twitch.tv/BamBamBradley

      13 years ago

      wow, dude your on whats up?

    • Dman82

      13 years ago

      Hey welcome back man. It's been a while since you've been on.

      Whats up?

    • ARTaylor

      13 years ago

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    • soonerblake

      13 years ago

      hey kabuse....maybe thats why hes not on anymore...................... jk
      but you really need to get on

    • MrCaboose77

      13 years ago

      whats up with the dollar bills

    • reclaimer117

      13 years ago

      you people need help big time

    • batgirl

      13 years ago

      Ok, i just got done watching Donnie Darko for the second time, and i looked at your movies thiniking, "there better be a mention of that movie in EVERYONE"S favorites". then suddenly! What do i see?! well, ya. Woot to Donnie darkoness! smiley1.gif

    • caboose_230

      13 years ago

      Final1995$1SnB05040302Y.jpg there's the dollar, front and back. Completely legit. Now, where's the friendship smiley8.gif

    • lucky_13

      13 years ago

      NICE INSENTIVE TO GET FREINDS

    • spam

      13 years ago

      Dude, you sooooo need a new journal.

      I've read this one like a thrillion times already... smiley6.gif

    • Strong_sk8er

      13 years ago

      awesome profile man

    • 888DALEJR

      13 years ago

      makin banners for all my friends
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    • Kabuse

      13 years ago

      Here's a hundred dollars. Happy New Years!

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    • Luigi_Flore

      13 years ago

      HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!! smiley0.gif

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