neatoburrito

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from Pflugerville, TX

  • Activity

    • I cleaned out my friends list

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      For a while there I was accepting every friend request that came along just for shits and grins. I've since made it mods-only, but if you're someone I know I'll send you a request. (and asking me to send you a request will get your picture and address posted at fatoldmenlookingtoporkyoungboys.com)

    • Look at what came in the mail today!

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      fuckin' a! The tekken stick feels wonderful. It's very solid and the buttons feel top notch and not cheaply made. I highly reccomend it for any fan.

      I don't think I've ever showed off my console setup, so here it is. If you think playing games on this is fun, you're goddamned right.

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    • how I get down

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      For those of you that don't know me, I'm the "cool uncle" of the mod family. I've only got two pet peeves: always use proper punctuation, spelling, and grammar while you're around here. I enjoy reading the forums at a certain pace, and having to decipher the train wrecks of posts around here makes me angry. smiley4.gif

      Also, don't bother me about mod points. I don't mess with them and tend to ignore any drama caused by them.

      ps:



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    • back on the saddle again....

      13 years ago

      neatoburrito

      Time to start earning my keep around here, I guess. I haven't locked a thread in ages and it's about time I did it again.

    • 3rd annual tell Neato what to do thread!

      in Forums > 3rd annual tell Neato what to do thread! | Follow this topic

      neatoburrito

      Hey kids, it's that time again! In this thread; I'm going to take pics of myself doing what you tell me to do and post them, hopefully garnishering a couple of chuckles from the audience.

      So, tell me what to do!

      ps: your suggestions better be funny.

      158 replies

    • Innapropriate subject matter

      in Forums > Innapropriate subject matter | Follow this topic

      neatoburrito

      So, we have a neat little tool to scan for porn that shouldn't be there, but where do we draw the line? I saw models in dental floss underwear giving the carpet a hug; but since they weren't technically naked, I declined to remove the images and notify the user. How much skin can there be before we should start censoring these horny little teenagers?

      23 replies

    • Last game you played and where you were?

      in Forums > Last game you played and where you were? | Follow this topic

      neatoburrito

      I just got off of the crapper after whilst playing FFT:A on my DS not more than twenty minutes ago. What about you?

      95 replies

    • Mario 64DS minigames bragging thread

      in Forums > Mario 64DS minigames bragging thread | Follow this topic

      neatoburrito

      Don't think I saw this yet, and I want to see how good you fuckchuckles are at these games. Post your best scores from your favorite Mario 64DS minigames and see how they match up against everyone else. I will personally try and destroy any score that is higher than mine as I've needed to increase the girth on my epenis lately and I need some competition. Let's try and keep this an honest competition and keep the demands for photographic proof of scores down to a minimum.

      Mario's Games:
      Trampoline Time: 355
      Bounce and Trounce: 110
      Shell Smash: 51,930
      Trampoline Terror: 26,900

      Luigi's Games:
      Picture Poker: 308
      Pair-a-Gone And On: 672

      Wario's Games:
      Snowball Slalom: 18"36
      Bingo Ball: 2800
      Slots Shot: 47,700

      take that, chumps.

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    • My plan for the next year - doable?

      in Forums > My plan for the next year - doable? | Follow this topic

      neatoburrito

      (this is bit long and boring and I posted this somewhere else, but I need advice)

      So... I'm getting older.

      I turned 25 in September and recently, people have been advising me to buy a house. Also, I've been seeing a girl for the past year and five months and we've decided to move in together. Long story short, I want to buy a townhouse/duplex and live with her in one side and rent out the other side. I currently rent a room from a guy that built a house in north Austin when he was 24 and I have been living there for three and a half years. To make another long story short, it has been the perfect place to live 95% of the time and I have encountered none of the common roommate problems. We used to party all the damned time and the guy is now like my older brother. I feel like this is a good time in my life to make a change and I want to get a new place.

      Here's the skinny on my financial situation: after my last paycheck this year, I will have cleared almost exactly $60,000 for the year. Barring any unforeseen losses of common sense, I plan to be at that job for the next thirty years or so... A steady paycheck is something that I feel comfortable about and I plan to keep seeing them. I started a 401k fund two and a half years ago that is now worth ~$11,000. I can take out up to a $5,000 loan against myself and can choose how long I want to take to pay myself back. It's weird how it works, but I've done it before and it does work. I figure that I could use that money for any sort of down payment that I need make. I also have a VA loan coming to me as I served four years in the US Army, 1997-2001. My inactive-ready-reserve status will be over in June of 2005, at which time I will receive my honorable discharge papers in the mail.

      The one thing I am worried about is my credit. I don't currently owe any financial institutions money except for Mitsubishi Motors Credit of America; I'm making the car payments to them; roughly $460/month. I'd say than only about 75% of the payments I've made for the past three and a half years have been on time because I'm a horrible procrastinator. Also, in the past, I had owed ~$1100 dollars to two different institutions for the better part of five years. I thought that I could ignore the debt, but when you change addresses and file tax returns; people have a way of figuring out where you live. Two years ago, I paid off both of those those debts within three months of each other and I haven't incurred any major debt since then. I've never looked at my credit report/credit score but plan to do so at http://www.truecredit.com/ after the first of the year.

      If everything goes according to plan, I'd like to be moved in to a new house by the end of August 2005. If I did, then I'd be all:

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      Here are my questions:

      1. The VA loan: I've been told it's easier to go through than a conventional loan; is this true? What is the whole process like?
      2. Living in one side/renting the other: anyone done this as well? It sounds like a good idea, but common sense tells me that it could go horribly wrong if the wrong people move in. I've also been told of companies that I can pay to collect rent for me and take care of any repairs that need to be done. Is this true? Has anyone dealt with a company like this before?
      3. Moving in with your girlfriend: as cracked up as it's meant to be? Right now, I still have my own place and he has hers, but I'm almost always at hers as it affords us more privacy than at my house. I'm pretty sure I'm ready for it, but we've agreed to take it slow and neither one of us have plans for marriage any time soon. She just graduated from UT two weeks ago and she'll be a bilingual elementary Spanish teacher by August, making roughly $33,000/year. I hope this is enough so that she can pay for her fair share of the mortgage/utilities.

      I've obviously given this tons and tons of thought but have yet to move past getting information for this kind of stuff online. If anyone has serious practical advice for me, I'd really, really appreciate it and maybe post some more pictures from my /images folder that are LOL.

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    • Where have you lived?

      in Forums > Where have you lived? | Follow this topic

      neatoburrito

      Simple. Post where you've lived, in chronological order. Feel free to add links to maps and how many years you lived there and/or what year you moved.

      Born in Ft. Worth, TX - 2 yrs
      Laredo, TX - 5 yrs
      Donna, TX - 5 yrs
      San Antonio, TX - 6 yrs
      Ft. Jackson, SC - 3 months
      Ft. Gordon, GA - 6 months
      Ft. Huachuca, AZ - 3 yrs, 2 months
      San Antonio, TX - 7 months
      Austin, TX - 3 yrs, 4 months so far. I hope I stay here.

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  • Comments (652)

    • Jlcoolio

      13 years ago

      MERRY X-MAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    • RoadBlock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DONGS

      13 years ago

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    • jaly223

      13 years ago


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      Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.
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    • Cant_kill_me

      13 years ago

      merry christmas

    • g0dlik3

      13 years ago

      If you have the free time today...please check out my Journal! *smiles*

      Merry Christmas!! and a Happy New Year

    • IAMCHURCH

      13 years ago

      here is an E-Dollar...friend.

    • Brut3Killer

      13 years ago

      Sry if im being to denominational about religion with the santa pic = )

    • Brut3Killer

      13 years ago

      I know it doesn't look the best but here it is
      Santa Burrito!!
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    • frank

      13 years ago

      Merry christmas... Shit forgot let me say that again "Happy Holiday's". smiley0.gif

    • sheridan666

      13 years ago

      2pind.jpg there u go an english £2 coin its better than a dollar cos if u swap it at a bank u get a dollar 60 for it

    • Brut3Killer

      13 years ago

      You're gonna get rich doin this = )
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    • macskull

      13 years ago

      Heh... here's a dollar for you.

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    • Jibbz

      13 years ago

      You know, I think you're the person that introduced me to explodingdog.com in the year 2000. Thank you so much for that.

    • whatisboom

      13 years ago

      NEATO HELP!

    • Freeloader00

      13 years ago

      Keep the change smiley0.gif
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      Post edited 12/11/05 11:31PM

    • spikep

      13 years ago

      Hey what's up, no long time seen!

    • Mattatius

      13 years ago

      Sorry, the image said "Happy Holidays From -Mattatius"

    • Mattatius

      13 years ago

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    • atwa320

      13 years ago

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      Can I get a happy meal too?

    • chadsk8r91

      13 years ago

      Why men are happier then woman.
      1. We keep our last name.
      2. The garage is all ours.
      3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
      4. Chocolate is just another snack.
      5. We can be president.
      6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
      7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
      8. The world is our urinal.
      9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
      10. Same work, more pay.
      11. Wrinkles add character.
      12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
      13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
      14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
      15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
      16. One mood, ALL the time.
      17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
      18. We know stuff about tanks.
      19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
      20. We can open all our own jars.
      21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
      22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
      23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
      24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
      25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
      26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
      27. We almost never have strap problems in public
      28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
      29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
      30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
      31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
      32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
      33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
      34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
      35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

    • ziminski66

      13 years ago

      u r as some people say COOL

    • nighthawk14

      13 years ago

      since you live in texas too and your on my friends list

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    • Jibbz

      13 years ago

      Happy thanksgiving, neato!

    • BobSalawalatski

      13 years ago

      Thank you, for being a RT Moderator. We couldn't make it without you.

      Happy Thanksgiving!

    • TidesofTombs

      13 years ago

      Impresive site
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    • Jibbz

      13 years ago

      I love you.

    • Desertfox24

      13 years ago

      hey check out my journal and have a few laughs as u take a trip down memory lane

    • Capt_Ed

      13 years ago

      hell yeah he listed Transformers: The Movie twice, it's that badass

    • skinny_kyle

      13 years ago

      Dude, I think you have the transformers movie twice in your profile thing. Also: Mallrats is a damn funny movie

    • lxl1NSAN3lxl

      13 years ago

      Hey whats up Bro?

      Dude you seriously have the coolest name ever! neatoburrito.....
      That's jus awsome...how did you come up with it?

    • OddSenorTaco

      13 years ago

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      translation:100 dollars for a sheriff
      okay so i think you own me .99 sheriffs and a friend

    • bary_jon_200

      13 years ago

      i would give u a dollar if i had a dollar 2give! Sadly im flat broke after spending all my money on fixing my car!

    • Smithster

      13 years ago

      Hey, i was just wondering if you could do me a favor. See, i messed up on my age with the registration and i would like some help in changing it back to my real age. Is there anything you can do to help? Thx.

    • Frazzer

      13 years ago

      How about a dollars worth in LOVE? hehe

    • ecjulien

      13 years ago

      Neato Burrito? What does that mean anyways? *scratches head*

    • monkeychief7

      13 years ago

      your back.....
      cool
      so whats up with you today?

    • ScaryThing

      13 years ago

      Heyyyyyy neato.
      Hi.

    • ElementPollo

      13 years ago

      Ill give you the dollar later

    • konal2015

      13 years ago

      ignore my last post I was bored and don't remember why I even did it

    • konal2015

      13 years ago

      you have been taged by Harvey the Wonder Hamster. theres no use fitting he will win

      spread him if you will

    • BloodGultch3

      13 years ago

      VOTE FOR ME Killer2009's mod contest!!!

    • TuckerLover

      13 years ago

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    • spikep

      13 years ago

      RvB.roosterteeth.com the best place on earth!

    • Desertfox24

      13 years ago

      yo wassap wassap wassap? How was ur halloween? where i live is super boring during halloween so hopefully u had more fun than me P34C3

    • usethefork

      13 years ago

      I need your help in this contest....I'm not doing too well. Anyway, vote here.

    • Caboosex1x

      13 years ago

      i dont have a dollar, could you settle for 4 quarters??

    • Lockheed

      13 years ago

      HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

    • test001 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I was curious if anyone had seen these things yet...

      On Bungie, if you search on their website, you will come across a webcam page. When you look at it, you see this pic displayed 3 times. It's got rooster teeth on it!

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      And then, did anyone notice that on the multiplayer map Turf, there are two soda machines. One by the marine outpost that has Teeth on it, and one in the warehouse that has a Rooster on it. Pretty nifty stuff!

      I found these things out cause I like to look at the maps and explore.

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