nekat_eman

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from Hiding from the CIA in Canada

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    • COME ONE AND ALL!

      12 years ago

      nekat_eman

      KEVIN IS HAVING A CONTEST!

      What's this you ask? A contest? Kevin? But he never has any contests.

      That was Until I saw an ad on the bus for the University of Calgary.

      What is so striking about that? Well... Take a look at the girl in this add and see for yourself:

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      That's right... Disturbing... Here's the link to the site it is at: www.greatmarks.ca/uofc/index.jsp just in case you want to hunt down a "better" picture, go right ahead.

      So, this message goes to all of those photo shop people... 50 mods to the person who can create the most hilarious image using that picture, 25 for the second best, and 10 for third. The more entries the better. All images will be voted on by your peers. And me... of course. So tell everyone!

    • Scared

      12 years ago

      nekat_eman

      You ever just get scared?? For some reason it has happened to me... so it's 3 am, can't sleep, can't think strait... I just want to sleep.

    • Money money money!

      12 years ago

      nekat_eman

      And now I see the money waving me goodbye as I spend it all on computer parts. *le sigh*

      Anyways, sorry about me being all depressive and emo lately, but some things are driving me insain. Just needed some time to cool off.

      Meanwhile I must thank you all for raping my watch list while I was gone... I need to start watching less people...

      Hopes you all feasted and were merry. We just had our feast today due to the fact that both my brother and I work and this is the day that we both had "off" so we could all eat together. My sister on the other hand, is still in Toronto...

      In good news, I have found some audio editing software so I shall be making an audio journal sometime soon. (Hence why this one is breif)

      I wish you all money and chocolate.

    • Break

      12 years ago

      nekat_eman

      I need a time out... chances are I won't be coming on here for a few days. My mind needs to crash or I will go even more crazy. I just cant take this bullshit any longer.

    • Tis the season.

      12 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Around the globe, today, live approximately two billion children (persons under 18). Santa doesn't visit all of them, of course. Subtracting the number of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist children reduces Santa's Christmas Eve workload to 15 percent of the total, or 378 million children (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, and presuming that there is at least one good child in each home, Santa must visit about 108 million homes.

      Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. That means that at each household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, and get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh, and get on to the next house.

      For the purposes of our calculations, we will assume that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false). We're talking about a trip of 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. To cover that ground in 31 hours, Santa's sleigh moves at 650 miles per second--3,000 times the speed of sound. By comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.

      The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh must carry over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. In air, even granting that the "flying" reindeer could pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with a mere eight or nine of them--Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).

      Six hundred thousand tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance--this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip.

      Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 miles per second in .001 seconds, would be subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500 g's. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.

    • Bronchitis

      12 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Said the doctor after doing a few tests. This surprised me because I had already been to a doctor and he said nothing about Bronchitis. The previous doctor gave me a puffer, (which didn't work and hence why I saw the second one, I am so glad Canada has free healthcare) and seemed rather rushed, not wanting to dig too deep as to finding out why I am coughing so much. So... Now my mother is out picking up more medication that the doctor said should help. I wasn't kidding when I said I thought I was dying... I seriously felt like crap for the past two weeks, and still do. I can't sleep because when I lay down I start coughing, and therefor, my parents can't sleep because I am coughing, and we all want me to get better.

      Gahh! I just want to sleep. But I can't. Math test wednesday, and I can't afford to miss anymore classes (I have only missed one day, that was when this hell of a sickness first attacked me).

    • AH HA!

      12 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Hello all. Long story short, I'm sick, I'm tired, and I'm still working on the rant. The problem? I need to find a way to say what I am trying to say without coming out looking like a Jew loving Nazi... Also I want the rant to be audio, which means my parents need to be out of the house. So I am not even sure it will happen. But if it does, I will post it.

      In other news, I got my Raptor hard drive... 10000RPM of glory, this leaves me with about 4 internal parts left, Vid card, CPU, RAM, and PSU. I also need to get a new monitor because the Vid card I am getting isn't compatable with any of my monitors...

      Sorry to be leaving alot of you guys in the dark, but I am not much of a Journal person... So I will leave you with a frame from the comic JTHM. 10 mods to the first person to tell me what JTHM stands for.

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      Edit: looking back on my journals I see a very crazy person... for some reason my most twisted journals get the most mod points... Remember suzi9mm! Damn I love her stuff.

      *looks side to side* What?

    • Well...

      12 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Sorry to keep you all waiting... but I have been very busy over the last few days, but don't worry, the rant is coming... sometime...

      "Okay who's the moron who gave the Spanish tanks"
      ~ While playing Sid Meier's Civilization II

    • Prepare

      12 years ago

      nekat_eman

      For my radical views.

    • MOTHER!

      12 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Go here to see my Motherboard... thats right. The strange thing is... the CPU I am probably going to get costs 3x as much as the board... *sighs*
      But at least I have grouns to move on now. Next step CPU, 1 stick of ram, 1 video card, and 1 Hard drive. Then I am going add more stuff from there, more ram, another video card, 5 more hard drives, thats right, 5, killer sound card, and physix card.

      Now if you don't mind, I must go to work soon.

  • About Me

  • Comments (815)

    • Duste

      11 years ago

      Very rarely.

    • messenjah

      11 years ago

      hehe

      thanks

    • mystyka

      11 years ago

      hmm, I'm sensing you like rain?

    • otter_be Butts Forum Moderator

      11 years ago

      neither.

      well, I can, I just really shouldn't.

    • otter_be Butts Forum Moderator

      11 years ago

      are we talking like, heavy drinking?

      and weekends are harder to work around. I don't have a free weekend until after easter

    • otter_be Butts Forum Moderator

      11 years ago

      depends on the time.

      I have a bunch of midterms and such coming up, but if we plan far enough ahead, it shouldn't be a problem.

      I'm out of town this weekend.

      were you thinking like early? or later? mid week? weekend?

    • otter_be Butts Forum Moderator

      11 years ago

      ugh.

      I've stopped responding to those.

      I would have 19 going right now if I decided to keep up that.

    • messenjah

      11 years ago

      yeah i tried to draw the pose of him jerking off his nose but it didnt look good

    • TabbyKat

      11 years ago

      nope... not yet at least

    • TabbyKat

      11 years ago

      the textbook is an ethnography based on the Dene Tha, but most of the things we are tested on has to do with lecture. it's not witchcraft in the way that you'd think... that's just the way that they describe the course to include non-traditional religions (i.e. everything that isn't catholic or based on jesus somehow).

    • TabbyKat

      11 years ago

      i'm taking a class called witchcraft and religion.... it's pretty interesting stuff.

    • Then00bEater

      11 years ago

      I believe I found it on Deviantart.

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      I am incredibly mature for my age. People think I'm older than I am all the time.
      But I also know how to have fun, and embrace the crazy. smiley8.gif

    • Duste

      11 years ago

      That's what I thought, haha.

    • Duste

      11 years ago

      Yessir.

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Errr.... pilot I believe.

    • blitzschlag

      11 years ago

      whoa! check this out! real warthog!

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Err... one of those ball ones that have really fluid ink in them. I love writing with them.

    • otter_be Butts Forum Moderator

      11 years ago

      smiley3.gif

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Word to your mother.
      *high five*

    • CodeRed001

      11 years ago

      I do an equal bit of both. I don't usually adjust contrast at all. I mess more with exposure levels.

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      I didn't go through a time zone either..... d'oh!

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Actually, I didn't take any photos of the fancy big house I was staying in.
      Oops.

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      hiya

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      Uuhh, no. We are the most southerly country in the world. Gets chilly here.

    • blitzschlag

      11 years ago

      whats RT going to do now!? RVB is over, panics is over, 1-800-magic sucked and is over, and they haven't made a new strangerhood in a year,and its not very good either!

    • otter_be Butts Forum Moderator

      11 years ago

      Shhhhhh!

      I'm studying!

      <.<
      >.>

      or somesuch.

    • bdlambell

      11 years ago

      yeah i still dont know, i need to look around for other jobs too... ones that dont entail living 1000 miles away from my family....

    • bdlambell

      11 years ago

      hahaha "oh no, they're onto me!"

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      That's what mine is smiley0.gif

    • bdlambell

      11 years ago

      this guy has no house to sell... hahaha im renting...

    • Heather

      11 years ago

      A friend of mine is joining the navy - she found it and linked it to me smiley1.gif

    • EvilPeanut

      11 years ago

      aww Im bored too. but you are not online. hmph. damn time difference :p

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      oh really
      and if my msn is better i can add you later
      ill just ask for your thing later too

      bye bye

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      yea im going to try to sleep
      i have insomia tho

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      haha
      razor blades in my muffins
      fun all so fun

      is it okay if i add you as a friend and i have to go

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      haha funny
      but what about muffins??
      can we take the world over with muffins?

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      i like my black tie

      and i have msn its just not working today

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      okay tell me when done

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      yea thats actually the best selling one

      and there is green, yellow, red, blue, orange, and 3 new java flavors

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      which monster?
      and i try so many o forget which ones i like

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      yea barely no one sells bawls around where i live
      and i collect every energy drink can or bottle that iv tried
      so far iv tried all of the monster energy drinks

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      i only can find bawls here in one gas station and its outside of my town
      so its still pretty hard to find

    • mistress360

      11 years ago

      yep its bawls
      but it comes in a can tho not the glass bottle

    • EvilPeanut

      11 years ago

      haha actually... no :p
      Do you? :-O ;p

    • EvilPeanut

      11 years ago

      I have no secrets. not important ones anyway... ;p

    • EvilPeanut

      11 years ago

      haha. should I fear the gnomes? ;p

    • EvilPeanut

      11 years ago

      I meant me not the site :p dont know why i havnt been on here much, guess ive just been sidetracked with msn and myspace :-o :p havnt got facebook, maybe thats another thing i need to sign up to ;p although i cant remember my usernames for some of the sites ive signed up to :s haha

    • EvilPeanut

      12 years ago

      haha true. I apologise :p although I shooooooould be back now :p but still no more interesting than before, I'm afraid :p

    • EvilPeanut

      12 years ago

      haha I'm not lying, honest. See, here I am! :D anyway, hope you are well, havnt spoken to you in aaaaaaaaaaaages :p

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