nekat_eman

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    • Bawls

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Bawls is good for you *is shaking* I have had 2 this morning... Mmm, and for someone that doesn't drink it often I am so hyped right now... *is at school*
      *runs off into the corner and rocks back and forth*

    • www.walkonthegrass.ca

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Science Thinkery

      This is a nice small science forum. It only has about 60 members or so but they are looking to expand, so... I thought I would help them expand. Everyone should at least take a look. smiley0.gif

    • Didja?

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Okay, I got a little bored over the exam break... but who can blame me?

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    • At the Party with the Physicists

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      One day, all of the world's famous physicists decided to get together for a party (ok, there were some non-physicists too who crashed the party). Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student, and able to observe some of the guests...


      Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.
      Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.
      Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.
      Cauchy, being the mathematician, still managed to integrate well with everyone.
      Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding.
      Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things, so he split.
      Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself.
      Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.
      Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once.
      Volta thought the social had a lot of potential.
      Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it.
      Heisenberg may or may not have been there.
      Feynman got from the door to the buffet table by taking every possible path
      The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time.
      van der Waals forced himeself to mingle.
      Wien radiated a colourful personality.
      Millikan dropped his Italian oil dressing.
      de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.
      Hollerith liked the hole idea.
      Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates.
      Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.
      Compton was a little scatter-brained at times.
      Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.
      Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.
      Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.
      Faraday had quite a capacity for food.
      Oppenheimer got bombed.
      The microwave started radiating in the background when Penzias and Wilson showed up.
      After one bite Chandrasekhar reached his limit.
      Gamow left the party early with a big bang while Hoyle stayed late in a steady state.
      For Schrodinger this was more a wave function rather than a social function.
      Skorucak wanted to put everybody on his web site.
      Erdos was sad no epsilons were invited.
      Born thought the probability of enjoying himself was pretty high.
      Instead of coming through the front door Josephson tunnelled through.
      Groucho refused to attend any party that would invite him in the first place.
      Niccolò Tartaglia kept stammering throughout the evening.
      Pauling wanted to bond with everyone.
      Keynes was keen to question the marginal utility of this party.
      Shakespeare could not decide whether to be or not to be at the party.
      John Forbes Nash wanted to play a n-person zero sum game.
      Pavlov brought his dog; which promptly chased after Schrodinger's cat.
      Zeno of Elea came with two friends - Achilles and the tortoise.
      Bill Gates came to install windows.
      Bertrand Russell kept wondering if the cook only cooks for the guests, who cooks for the cook?
      Witten bought a present all tied up with superstrings.
      The food was beautifully laid out by Mendeleyev on the periodic table.
      Riemann hypothesised about who would arrive next; to which Newton retorted, ' hypotheses non fingo.'
      Chadwick was handing out neutrons free of charge.
      Everyone was amazed at Bell's inequality.
      Watson and Crick danced the Double Helix.
      While Fermat sang, 'Save the Last Theorem for me.'
      Maxwell's demon argued with Dawkin's friend, the selfish Gene.
      Russell and Whitehead insisted on checking the bill for completeness and consistency. Godel said it was incomplete and it can never be proved otherwise.
      Epimenides the Cretan announced that only non-Cretans spoke the truth.
      Rontgen saw through everybody.
      Descartes cogitated, 'I think I am drunk. Therefore I am at the party.'

      www.physlink.com/Fun/PhysicsParty.cfm

    • To Santa:

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      1Around the globe, today, live approximately two billion children (persons under 18). Santa doesn't visit all of them, of course. Subtracting the number of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist children reduces Santa's Christmas Eve workload to 15 percent of the total, or 378 million children (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, and presuming that there is at least one good child in each home, Santa must visit about 108 million homes.

      Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. That means that at each household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, and get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh, and get on to the next house.

      For the purposes of our calculations, we will assume that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false). We're talking about a trip of 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. To cover that ground in 31 hours, Santa's sleigh moves at 650 miles per second--3,000 times the speed of sound. By comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.

      The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh must carry over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. In air, even granting that the "flying" reindeer could pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with a mere eight or nine of them--Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).

      Six hundred thousand tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance--this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip.

      Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 miles per second in .001 seconds, would be subjected to centrifugal forces of 17,500 g's. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.

    • Un-fried!

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      I am hopefully getting my computer fixed this week, JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS BREAK!!! Oh boy I can't wait!

    • So I said to my Doctor

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      I had a check-up today, which was a good thing because I haven't been for a couple of years and it was needed to be done. I learned some interesting stuff, had some blood samples taken and what not, pretty fun, I have to go back again soon for a follow up, and I am really looking forward to that.

    • Fried

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Well it has been almost three weeks now without my computer... In case you do not know what happened, the people that made my computer GLUED!, that's right GLUED! The heatsinks onto the CPU, and they put the heatsinks over the leaver that releases the CPU. So in short, when I was working on it the heatsinks came off the CPU, compleatly breaking it.

      I was in the process of cleaning the heatsinks when this happened. The CPU was running a little bit hot because there was too much dust in the sinks... So I am not to happy about that.

      But there is good news. I might, and this is a BIG might, be able to get another computer that was the same build as that, hopefully without the dust in the sinks.

    • Sleep

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Yesterday I went to sleep at about 1 am, so I guess I really went to sleep today... But anyways, I awoke for lunch as always, because my parents like to have lunch and supper as a "family" then I went back to sleep untill supper...

      Reason for all this madness? In my standard week I probably get about 15-20 hours of good sleep. Why? School... I hate it with a passion, it deprives me of 2 things I love, Paintball, and Sleep... But on the other hand it does allow me to hang out with my friends and a reason to be hanging out with members of the opposite sex...

      But I am somewhat well rested, I think I am going to go back to sleep soon.

    • My God!

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      <evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
      <mcm310>: what is it?
      <evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
      <evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
      <evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
      <evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
      <evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
      <evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
      <evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
      <evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
      <mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
      www.bash.org/?488793
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  • About Me

  • Comments (815)

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      *GASP* smiley11.gif
      You made me level 50!
      Thank you! Now come here so I can roll you down a hill!

    • Majori

      13 years ago

      EB games

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Ah, you know me so well. smiley8.gif

    • FallenAngel

      13 years ago

      Haha, I wouldn't go that far. But I know that wherever I point the barrel, the paint will go

    • Pivot

      13 years ago

      Your 10 mods link: You can't steal what I ain't got...

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Why is your thumb on fire? You been playing with matches again?

    • FallenAngel

      13 years ago

      It's pretty easy to aim.. you just look down the side of the gun and down the barrel. I know where the paint will go regardless of whether i'm consciously aiming or not. My first or second paintball always hits the target. I don't need sights, haha

    • FallenAngel

      13 years ago

      You could put a red dot sight on an angel..

      I hope you have x-ray vision though, them feednecks are awfully opaque smiley0.gif

    • FallenAngel

      13 years ago

      But is completely useless for speedball, haha. I guess you could duct tape it onto an angel..

      But yea, whatever floats your boat smiley1.gif

    • FallenAngel

      13 years ago

      I would like to point out that I have no idea what an RIS system is

    • FallenAngel

      13 years ago

      cool, I guess. Why not save up and get a main gun, rather than spending what you have on a sidearm and having to save it all again? :P

    • FallenAngel

      13 years ago

      Fair enough..

      If you want realism, why not play airsoft? :P I've never seen the point of those paintball guns really. Each to their own though

    • FallenAngel

      13 years ago

      What gun are you gonna get? :)

    • CodeRed001

      13 years ago

      I have my rules. As much as I enjoy cigars. I only smoke them when doing buisness.
      I would never do chewing tobacco. It's bad etiquette.

    • CodeRed001

      13 years ago

      Yeah I smoke. Drink.

    • Jessy

      13 years ago

      kill a dove for Castro

    • bdlambell

      13 years ago

      yeah it doesnt seem like anything at first, but a quick look to a sharp eye and voila!

      yeah i bet most people wont take you name...

    • EvilPeanut

      13 years ago

      haha you do seem to like that kind of stuff smiley6.gif im gonna go now because im tired, so i'll talk to you soon smiley1.gif bye x

    • bdlambell

      13 years ago

      thats a clever name ya got there, do you think anyone gets what it means?

    • EvilPeanut

      13 years ago

      haha that first one's a bit weird :P but cool i guess smiley6.gif

    • EvilPeanut

      13 years ago

      haha, i wondered what all that was. i'll watch some now smiley6.gif

    • EvilPeanut

      13 years ago

      haha smiley6.gif hi. we have a very bored person. entertain me haha smiley6.gif SO BORED smiley6.gif

      Post edited 8/06/06 2:23PM

    • Snowsaber

      13 years ago

      I fair well m'lord, and yourself?

    • CodeRed001

      13 years ago

      Damn you surpassed my grammar facism. Then again.....I was just trying to piss her off. I'm not a grammar nazi unless I do something like I did on myspace. I have to keep a strict impression on these dumbasses if you know what I mean.

    • OmniPhaeton

      13 years ago

      but Wilson, in the end, did not hold to his beliefs. And I agree with you on Hitler being an extraordinary leader, however, the Victors of WWI created the social climate in germany appropriate for the rise of a third reich.

    • nowhereland

      13 years ago

      YES A PERSON WHO KNOWS TRANCE I LURVE YOU

    • MikeyLikesIt

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the help and I didnt spell Rammstein wrong, the person I downloaded it from did. smiley12.gif

    • Duste

      13 years ago

      Read it very carefully.

    • Jessy

      13 years ago

      Did you say Rammstein?
      Be still my beating heart.
      Thanx for the mods BTW!

    • Jessy

      13 years ago

      LMAO!!
      That song was on repeat in my car all night. The boyfriend was ready to throw the cd out the window.

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      OH NO! IT HAS THE TASTE OF BLOOD!

      RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!


      Nice Futurama quote.

    • bdlambell

      13 years ago

      that was the first thing i did was pop out the 6 key, but to no avail

    • Jessy

      13 years ago

      Yessss.... Loki is also the god of mischief in Norse mythology, and the name of my cute but troublesome new kitten.
      But he does bear a resemblence to the mech guy.

    • TabbyKat

      13 years ago

      well i don't know how to help you then...

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Yeah, I was... but then Andrew came online so I had to say g'day. I'm going now though, honest injuns.

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    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Well... that's ok then.

      I, on the other hand, am not nocturnal, so I am going to go to bed. Its nearly midnight, and that's plenty late enough for me.

      Ciao!

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Go to bed you loon.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Dude, no way you want to go near my feet. They make even me ill... smiley7.gif

      As for where is everyone - well, you're usually the only one online at this time for me. Because you're nocturnal like that. But in general, the site has been hiccupping a bit, which would explain low numbers on the site.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Don't you roll your eyes at me, sir!

      *poke*

      I edited my journal with some more info.

    • TabbyKat

      13 years ago

      So let me get this strait...

      Your exes parents are kicking you out of THEIR house?

      there's a long story behind it, but basically they became my legal guardians (kinda like parents) when i was 16, so it's not as weird as it sounds. i live here because they're pretty much my parents too.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      smiley7.gif
      Thanks!

      Gee... I feel like I should do a dance or something... earn them at least!

    • nowhereland

      13 years ago

      july 3 1989

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Stop making me laugh you1

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Auckland is far enough away from any major faults that earthquakes are not an issue. However, we are built on an active volcanic field.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Generally yes, NZ is an extremely geologically active country. But earthquakes in Auckland are highly uncommon and very small.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      We weren't driving drunk - we'd had a jug each which is about 3 bottles of beer, and that was 7 hours prior to the driving...
      That being said, I have driven drunk before. Naughty me...

    • nowhereland

      13 years ago

      yes i was talking about spelling and not punctuation though

      and i dont because i have to wait until im 18 so i dont completely piss off my parents and still get the money in my RESP

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Yeah, it sucks that its blurred, that's the best I could get. I think it was the vertigo making my hands shake... but I just like the colours. Usually its a horrid pink and green combo.

    • MikeyLikesIt

      13 years ago

      Right on.

    • MikeyLikesIt

      13 years ago

      Quite obviously but if its meant to happen, it'll happen. smiley12.gif hugs smiley12.gif

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