nekat_eman

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from Hiding from the CIA in Canada

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    • Hmm

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      So I says to myself: Self what's the matter with yourself?

      So I says back to myself: Self, I don't know what's wrong with yourself but I'm getting myself another drink.

      I awoke the next evening with a bottle of vodka in one hand and laying on a pile of trash. So I says to myself...

    • In Flanders Fields

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      In Flanders fields the poppies blow
      Between the crosses, row on row
      That mark our place; and in the sky
      The larks, still bravely singing, fly
      Scarce heard amid the guns below.
      We are the Dead. Short days ago
      We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
      Loved and were loved, and now we lie
      In Flanders fields.

      Take up our quarrel with the foe:
      To you from failing hands we throw
      The torch; be yours to hold it high.
      If ye break faith with us who die
      We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
      In Flanders fields.

      This poem shale remain posted for one week for respect for those who fought for their country, and died saving it.

    • I hate Windows 98

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Actually I hate windows in general. Reason for hating win 98, because nothing will run on it that is coming out now. Nothing meaning quicktime 7, meaning that I can no longer watch RVB in quicktime because of this! DAMN YOU QUICKTIME! THERE WILL BE AMMENDS!

    • Many thanks

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Many thanks to aeconley who sponsored me, I owe you one! So everyone go and +mod aeconley!

    • I hate colds

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Well last night I started developing a cold. I couldn't get to sleep because my head was throbbing and my nose was stuffed, which is bad, because I had a math test today...

    • Why my parents suck:

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      >They don't allow chat of any kind
      >Threatened to block RvB because of the messaging that is in it
      >Won't allow me to buy halo because it's rated M, but i have played GR, GTA, and Halo demo right under their noses, and their only remark was "turn it down"
      >They have the firewall through the roof on Norton, and are protecting nothing. (seriously they do nothing on this computer but use email, and look up the news.)
      >Treat me as the "Little helpless one" and for some reason don't trust me with knifes, even though i have over 5.
      >They take MY paychecks. (Hence why I refuse to get a job untill I can hide my money)
      Need I say more? Because I can.

    • X Box 2pie

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Ok this is for the math nerds out there... Yes I came up with it on my own, And yes I know I should be shot, but I got a kick out of it... For those who don't like math, we all know about the X Box 360 right? well, 360 in radians is 2pie (I can't do they symbol on this), so yeah. One for the Nerds!

    • I couldn't resist posting this:

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Frog - "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
      Man - "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for girls,
      but a talking frog is very very cool."

    • This is what I want to do right now.

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      Lock myself away
      Drowning myself in a pool of music

    • Tiredness

      13 years ago

      nekat_eman

      3:30 am and still doing homework, at leist I don't have school tomarrow, or at leist i hope not...

  • About Me

  • Comments (815)

    • MikeyLikesIt

      13 years ago

      I'd love for you to take my picture by the way.

    • TabbyKat

      13 years ago

      i'm the one that put cunt on the board.... i'm creative like that.

    • nowhereland

      13 years ago

      i should of since i had to get up at seven thirty but i wasnt so there

    • bdlambell

      13 years ago

      stupid china and their crazyness....

    • nowhereland

      13 years ago

      i'll stick with my flowers and running a store by myself

    • nowhereland

      13 years ago

      oh whats next.... walmart?

    • nowhereland

      13 years ago

      pfft i dont paintball with lame mc donalds employees smiley8.gif

      no just kidding you know i lurve you but to tell you the truth i have never gone paintballing in my life

      lol

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      I am totally cool with that!

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      I don't know whether or not to be offended by that...
      But thanks for being the only person to realise its just mucking around with pictures, and not some sort of deep thing... or weather system... cripes.

    • otter_be Butts Forum Moderator

      13 years ago

      I'm jealous n' stuff

    • otter_be Butts Forum Moderator

      13 years ago

      I have no spares next year WHEEE!

    • Snowsaber

      13 years ago

      ^-^ smiley12.gif

    • Snowsaber

      13 years ago

      it's okay, i'll find you regardless

    • otter_be Butts Forum Moderator

      13 years ago

      oh c'mon


      it's a friday!

    • Snowsaber

      13 years ago

      that's not quite as fun as stalking...

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Heh... well, which is better? Shrink or some form of pagan punishment? smiley1.gifsmiley0.gif

      I'm gonna go to bed. Yay for not having to wake up early tomorrow morning.
      Goodnight
      smiley0.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      The voices, duh... smiley8.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      MSN has gone bung, won't let me sign in for some reason smiley4.gif Grrrrr

    • whateva

      13 years ago

      dude seriously awesome.

      I want one. smiley0.gif

    • whateva

      13 years ago

      DuctTape.jpg


      how
      in
      the
      world?!?!?!

      is that real duck tape?!
      did you make that?!
      seriously.. I'm freaking out here man!!! smiley7.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      I'm kicking back for some ice cream and Roswell. Aaah bliss.

      Sleep well.

      smiley1.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Do I make people smile, though? I mean, I make myself smile. I crack myself right up at times. smiley8.gif
      But if I manage to make other people smile too, then I think you're right. That would be very satisfying.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Man I hope not... I like to think I've got me head screwed on a bit better than that. But who knows?
      I'm sure my talent will be unveiled one day. When I least expect it. I'm positively trembling with anticipation....

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      So many similar answers, interesting.
      smiley12.gif Rammstein. smiley0.gif
      Interesting talent... you'll have to show me sometime. I have NO idea what my talent is. I'm average at most things, good at few. Nothing that separates me from others. *sigh* maybe I'll die in some really spectacular way, and that'll be my claim to fame.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Ha! Gee, thanks... I was like, ooo lots of mods! I hate the scrolly thing, I've done that to people soooooo many times. smiley4.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Not meh. Woo hoo! Yippee! Huzzah! All better noises then meh.
      New journal shortly, will entertain you for 3.7 minutes.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      I don't know how to help you sleep. Maybe my new journal will do the trick... smiley8.gif
      All I know is the world is turning, the sun is shining, and someone somewhere loves me. Until that changes, I can't help but smile.
      Try applying that philosophy. smiley1.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Woohoo! I likes mods. smiley0.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      On second thought, I'd rather you shoot the tv - its Ivan's. The DVD player/entertainment system is mine smiley7.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Sure, you can watch through the scope of a rifle. But, if you shoot my tv, so help me...

      You'll be in a world of hurtin'.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Why? Why so much rage? You need to hug the bunnies, not squish them. Come here and I'll cook you a nice dinner and make you watch Bambi.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Take up kickboxing. Lets you vent your anger, hurt people legally, and looks pretty cool. Bang, three birds, one stone!

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      WAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhh........ *SPLAT *

      Well, I guess you can do violent things now... it ain't gonna affect me any more!

      smiley8.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      I just got home from working 12 hrs. I'm completely knackered, and am about to go to bed.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Wow, 12 years? That is a gap. My parents are 4 days apart. Go figure. smiley1.gif

    • PuckBunny

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the comment!

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Ha! Several marriage proposals in the last 24hrs... who woulda thunk it?
      I'll let you know smiley8.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Oh yes, I pwn at Halo.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Yes, I can cook most things. I just cooked everyone bacon and eggs for breakfast. I'm good like that. smiley1.gif

    • FallenAngel

      13 years ago

      It's not 2.50am where I live! It's 11am! A perfectly acceptable time to be conscious

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Goodnight, animal massacreist.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Cats are evil and deserve to die in painful ways.

      That is the coolest pic evar! You rock smiley0.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      What is wrong with that picture?

      And you are just evil. You can't kill the cute fluffy things!!! Unless they're cats... then I'll join you.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Well good. The best things in life ain't free mate.

      smiley8.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      No! Bad!
      That's it, I'm closing the curtains. No more free entertainment for you, creepy small-animal-killer.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Smushing small fluffy helpless animals.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      You can have two, friend.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Well done! You get a prize. I don't know what yet... I'll get back to you on that.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Ooooh yeah, guess who's back smiley8.gif

    • Godzilla2K4

      13 years ago

      Ok, thats scary. smiley3.gif

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