neko_faust

Female
from South San Francisco, CA

  • Activity

    • Subject: None!

      7 years ago

      neko_faust

      Chainmailling is immensely fun. FUN I TELL YOU. :D

    • Epicmafia

      9 years ago

      neko_faust

      Epicmafia may be the most fun I've had all week. Other than Toribash, of course.


      Epicmafia
      Toribash

    • 9 years ago

      neko_faust
    • Third ressurection to date

      10 years ago

      neko_faust

      Or maybe more, or maybe less.

      I think it might just be because so little happens here. I'm no lemming (/lie), but still...


      Viva la RvB revolution!

      Neko

    • Freshman Friday

      10 years ago

      neko_faust

      Sean punched a high-up government official. Almost lost his boyfriend, kissed another guy (not his boy) as a joke. Literally threw his ass at the gym teacher, and the teacher punted it into the goal-posts ("Excuse me, but did you just score with Sean's ass?" - The steadfastedly religious, moral PC). Fought a huge demon and melted his face off with the front half of his body, leaving him clothesless. Others lost clothes in battle due to 'meta' abilities or the fire of said demon. We all know Sean pwnt that demon's face off. Detached his genitelia in order to protect the eyes of the innocent.

      Huzzah for melty acid body!

    • Copy paste!

      10 years ago

      neko_faust

      Rules:
      -Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
      -Turn to page 56.
      -Find the fifth sentence.
      -Post that sentence along with these instructions in a journal entry, and post your sentence in a comment here as well.
      -Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual.

      Mine was:

      He had been trained in the finest battle tactics of the greatest house of Menzoberranzan and had at his disposal a seemingly overwhelming force for the task at hand, the distruction of a small, exposed Raker house - an outpost sitting on unfriendly streets.


      Servant of the Shard - R.A.Salvatore

    • Tee Hee

      10 years ago

      neko_faust

      "A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long" - Sven Bianchi (Questionable Content)

    • The most random thing evar

      10 years ago

      neko_faust

      So I was on the bus yesterday, and this drunk chick was on the bus.

      She harasses the driver for a lighter. He doesn't have one.

      She sits down with this random older gentleman and drapes herself all over him.

      She gets up and harasses the driver some more.

      Sits with me and starts draping herself all over me and was trying to make out with me.

      Harasses driver a bit more.

      Harasses this Chilean lady and this Vietnamese/Chinese gentleman.

      Returns to me and starts crying.

      Bus hits the en of the line, everyone departs.

      Driver comes up to me and was like "there was gin and stuff in the back and she kept trying to kiss me!"

      And you kept driving? Way to make me feel safe! However, I said "You couldn't tell she was drunk?" She's still hanging on to me, and crying now about her b/f.

      Yeah, he called the police. I had to deal with her the 20 minutes it took them to get there. To a fuckin' transit station (Daly City BART, for the locals)


      That was a weird time...


      So I went to an improv show that night, and there was a suggestion paper and one of them was "An embarassing moment". Mine was chosen so the improv players reinacted my drunk lady on the bus incident. It was shockingly accurate.

      Also, I was wearing my "You will worship me as though I were a god" shirt that night. I went up to help them for a skit and half the cast threw themselves to the floor bowing to me, it was funny.


      Awesome/awkward day.

    • Cuntydew melon

      11 years ago

      neko_faust

      I was at fresh choice with a friend, and I was talking about honeydew melon and canteloupe, and I accidentially honeydew cunteydew, so now honeydo's are cunteydews, and canteloupes are cunteloupes.

    • Don't give me out like candy

      12 years ago

      neko_faust

      I should not be so easily given like candy
      Though my words are just as sweet
      I am love, I am being in love
      You'll never fall out of me when you've fallen in
      That opening is just way too damn small, sorry!
      I'm incredibally important
      My self can alter lives and warp personalities
      Don't dare to take me lightly or make jokes about me
      I am Heart, I am your Heart
      Don't give me out like candy

  • About Me

  • Comments (866)

    • Niner

      8 years ago

      Well, here is this thing www.facebook.com/titanproject

      then chugapeps@comcast.net is my MSN

      That's about it.
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    • TomTThomson

      9 years ago

      Yes, yes you are. Amanda and Nyssa have Cheese along with Cutie now.

    • Whitethorn

      10 years ago

      Your pictures are so super cute!^^

    • Shrew

      10 years ago

      Indeed.

      Bide our time, we must.

    • griffon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold create/destroy

      10 years ago

      it's pretty good. working on a costuming project this week. i have to make ninjas!

      how's your morning?

    • cbetts

      10 years ago

      from ToolPackinMa's journal

      It's all that sex. Calm down, girl!


      No, that would be the back pain . . . and maybe the chaffing.

    • TomTThomson

      10 years ago

      Amanda's DMing. You will want to talk to her.

    • Master_Moron

      10 years ago

      CA

    • fibbleswings

      10 years ago

      I WOULD so go if I had the money to! I'm just hoping some family member will be generous enough to buy me a ticket *crosses fingers*

    • syrix2

      10 years ago

      everything goes alright. getting good money for a shit job. going out alot and spending all my hard earned money. :D

    • syrix2

      10 years ago

      everybody misses me. im very missable.

      how you doin' kid? hows life goin'?

    • s_ikari2015

      10 years ago

      broke a few seals... ouch... I get it... and it has little to do with this picture.... ewwww


      Pervert.



      tehehehehe.. you love it.

    • TomTThomson

      10 years ago

      Sure. Why not?

    • verykari

      10 years ago

      Aww, thanks! I needed that. smiley12.gif

    • MrSquigles

      11 years ago

      Maybe you're always concentrating a hell of a lot more than most people can on what you're looking at? smiley6.gif

    • MrSquigles

      11 years ago

      Maybe. Not really sure how or why it works...Maybe you are just completely stress-free!! smiley6.gif

    • MrSquigles

      11 years ago

      Are you...Blind?

      Seriously, not at all?! I can barely concentrate enough to make it stop for a second.

    • Endicott

      11 years ago

      teh spoothead has died, and i have taken his place!

    • Dinin

      11 years ago

      I used to play a lot of Halo with my mates, and used to have a pretty berserk style. My and a friend both read the books, and he found out that Dinin can be translated to mean "Berserker Lord", so he called me it and the name stuck. Loved the Drizzt books...the Dark Elf Trilogy (the one you're probably reading) is the best one for me.

    • MrSquigles

      11 years ago

      Hm. Shame there isn't a +1 Late Comment

      Haha smiley8.gif

    • bezerkerdude

      12 years ago

      Agreed come back on!

    • Gin_Ichimaru

      12 years ago

      >.< You heard what people said. Come back!

    • ARTaylor

      12 years ago

      Did you make it to Fanime this year?

    • aksar

      12 years ago

      ey wat happened to yur cell?

    • bezerkerdude

      12 years ago

      Gah, where are you, I feel as if you dissapeared TT_TT Bah but really how are you haven't heard much from you.

    • TomTThomson

      12 years ago

      You shut Louis down...

    • MrSquigles

      12 years ago

      Fox, where the hell are you?!

    • Gilrean

      12 years ago

      Hands like secrets are the hardest thing to keep from you. Words and phrases like knives your words can cut me through. Dismantle me down.
      Repair.
      You dismantle me...

    • Adobe_Wan

      12 years ago

      where are you Neko?????

    • TomTThomson

      12 years ago

      Happy birthday!

    • TomTThomson

      12 years ago

      Gone until the 21st or until you are 21? Because either you are late or going to be early.

    • MrSquigles

      12 years ago

      Come back to me, Fox! smiley4.gif

      I miss you! smiley12.gif

    • syrix2

      12 years ago

      its not tobey, its topher.

    • bezerkerdude

      12 years ago

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      I'm fresh baked are you? He he Yakitate still lives on!

    • Kabuse

      12 years ago

      Halo: Ghosts of Onyx

      The new one.

    • bezerkerdude

      12 years ago

      You are online! yet its when everyone won't notice... You did that on purpose didn't you?

    • chris_harry

      12 years ago

      well, me... i am chris... (hence the name)... and i am just some random... dont mind me...

    • bezerkerdude

      12 years ago

      No biter am I yes? *chuckles* Bwahahahahahahahahaha! I are a millionare on the Harvest Moon DS, and preparing to marry a fish! Haha! *ahem* sorry about that, had a little bit of random built up in me :D But like I said every need someone to talk to I'm here.

    • Gilrean

      12 years ago

      SIGN ON *cries*

    • ARTaylor

      12 years ago

      Same here. That's pretty much the only reason I went. I mean I had fun seeing Bryan Singer, Brandon Routh, Peter Mayhew, etc. But they're not really my thing. I went to pretty much talk to Geoff and Gus.

    • ARTaylor

      12 years ago

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      I talked to Geoff and he said that due to their schedule they decided to skip Wondercon this year.

    • MrSquigles

      12 years ago

      Hope you had a good Christmas! And have a good 2007 too!

    • syrix2

      12 years ago

      i should be here too! hahaha!

    • TomTThomson

      12 years ago

      I think Omen works on Thursdays... I'm kinda free.

    • Frazzer

      12 years ago

      Hey, how are you?

      It's been awhile.

    • Gilrean

      12 years ago

      ANBERLIN IN CONCERT LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!! My god I can die happy... The only thing was the levels weren't right. They tried for like 20 minutes with sound checks but they just gave up, and it was hard to hear him. But STILL.. tell you more later

    • TomTThomson

      12 years ago

      So Morgan knows Amanda via Nick? *trying to add names in here*

      Oh yeah. Bang.

    • TomTThomson

      12 years ago

      *pokes*

    • TomTThomson

      12 years ago

      I have new copy of FFX2 and it works on your PS2. smiley0.gif

    • Alana_Elric

      12 years ago

      Well, I wanted Sabriel and Abhorsen (cause that was all they had) but I gave Abhorsen to Cat due to her birthday. I dun remember if I ever read Lirael...

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