Never again am i going to Gotham. Fucking 8 drinks later and i'm 80 bucks in the hole. The women were aight. Nothing to speciel, and the place didn't even get that croweded. For the money i was paying, i was expecting to see some high priced classy ass. NOPE! I saw maybe one for two good looking girls, and this was when i was tipsy. But there was a lot of dudes who liked to watch all the girls who couldn't dance. That was hilarious, watching all the white people dancing, that might have been worth the money if white people were going out of style, but that's not the case. Music was pretty good, but you don't play 300 bars at a club.
14 years agoninjafork
I won't go into it, but you are not as smart as you will ever be when you are in high school. And if you still function on the notion that you already know enough to survive, just know that you are required by law to atleast graduate high school and that our K through 12 education system is one of the worst in the world. So if you are ever feeling smug about what you know or what you can do on some anoymous forum, just know that you are at the bottom of the food chain. The only people you are better off are those in poverty or those on the way to where you are.
I'm not saying i know everything, but the step from public/private highschool to one of the best engineering programs in the world is a huge step. I'm here to learn as well. Why else would i sit and bicker with little dumbasses
I'm hoping this hasn't been posted by anybody else, cuz there is always somebody waiting to flame. So hear me out real quickly.
I was looking at the San Diego comic con pictures that some people have posted here and there, and i think it would be freak'n awsome of the roosterteeth guys remade season one, wearing the nightmare armors. Like each character dresses up in their respective suit and just acts out the parts that they already voiced. A lot of props would be needed, but i think its very possible. I'm not too sure if the translation would work all that well, but i'm sure the fans would love it.
Plus i'd really like to see a nightmare armor that is pink
14 years agoninjafork
pretty self explanatory but here is some funny stuff that i jacked off of burnies journal, i thought it was quite hilarious
If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
Roosevelt: gj patton
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
14 years agoninjafork
coming to you live from where ever i can find random facts, most likely google search of some sort
The turkey was named for what was wrongly thought to be its country of origin.
The oil from hemp seeds has the highest percentage of essential fatty acids and the lowest percentage of saturated fats.
A father sea catfish keeps the eggs of his young in his mouth until they are ready to hatch. He will not eat until his young are born, which may take several weeks.
The tongue of the anteater is over 2 feet long, kissy kissy.
Will Clark hit a home run in his first at-bat in college, the Olympics, and the Major Leagues.
In Maine, it's illegal for a police officer to tell you to have a nice day after giving you a traffic ticket.
An ounce of platinum can be stretched to 10000 feet.
The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people.
Beaver teeth are so sharp that Native Americans once used them as knife blades.
So confident were some people that alcohol was the cause of virtually all crime that, on the eve of Prohibition, some towns actually sold their jails.
The hummingbird, the loon, the swift, the kingfisher, and the grebe are all birds that cannot walk.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The original Guinness Brewery in Dublin, Ireland has a six thousand year lease.
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
14 years agoninjafork
Not the food, the fucking gawd awful program that simulates an operating system. Its a piece of crap. I know i need to understand how it works, but proramming for it is a bitch, its laid out so horribley and the fucking documentation for it licks my left testicle. I really want to kill the Cal students who created it. Or atleast make them listen to like 23 hours of Yanni music with no commericals. Fuck, back to programming
14 years agoninjafork
So i'm an aspiring video game designer, and I plan on making a video game universe that is as expansive as those created by J. R. R. Tolkien. So I have all these concept sketches that i have been compiling, chapters that i have been writing, and even system designs that i'm working on, yet i need to come up with a name for them. Mario's world is sadly taken by a fucking plumber, so this wouldn't be the best marketing choice one could make. Trying to think of a name that will either encompass the whole story, or atleast be a really cool kick ass name that just roles off your tongue. Any suggestions are welcome. I have some pics up in my pic section of some stuff, but most of it i keep to myself, for now.
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