officerha

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    • AIMIO

      12 years ago

      officerha

      THE TWELVE COMMANDMENTS OF AIMIO

      1) Thou shalt treat thy knowledge of common sense as thy only law in all interactions
      2) Thou players shalt not be as gods and will keep thy powers in check
      3) Thou shalt be sporting, spastic, and silly at all times
      4) Thou shalt choose thy sources of humor carefully as to not offend others unless used as an attack
      5) Thou shalt remember that this is thy fantasy and real life does not approve of thy powers
      6) Thou shalt not quote or plagarize other sources of great humor unless done creatively
      7) Thou shalt heed the calls of thy watcher, and may beat them silly after all gaming is done
      8) Thou shalt discuss “in-depth†matters with all participants before thy battle, such as full contact and appropriate language.
      9) Thou shalt speak with proper grammer unless performing an action or swearing
      10) Thou shalt put thy heart’s desire into thy costume and shalt not garnish in thy birthday suit
      11) Thou shalt not engage in obvious vulgarities nor disrupt thy game in any way
      12) Thou shalt always remember to not follow thy commandment as law but rather as good advice

    • WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

      12 years ago

      officerha

      DEATH!!! CHAOS!!! INSANITY!!! IT LEADS TO FREEDOM!!!!

      just don't think of it as evil though FWEEEEEEE!!!!!

    • I wonder...

      12 years ago

      officerha

      IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. lol IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU...........DONT BE SHY...

    • Final fantasy what?

      12 years ago

      officerha

      Yes, I hate final fantasy.
      Because I've found games that are so much better

      For example, I give you...

      Achaea

      It's an MMO, free to play, and the majority of players are MATURE and logical people (that's right, no 1337 5p34k)

      Elemental magic is sooo overused in our gaming community that it's quite boring. Romance systems, combo attacks, please, think of something original!

      If you though most dark magic in games was like "oh, it just looks cool" it doesn't get cooler than this

      With a diabolical laugh, you stiffen your hand and slowly run it down Tsuchinoko's
      chest, splitting it open as you do so. With an expert touch, you rip apart his
      innards, causing a maximum of horrifying pain, and, enjoying the spectacle of
      Tsuchinoko writhing and screaming in agony, you rip out his sternum and drive it
      through his splayed body, pinning him to the ground to die.

      Beat that... Here's the site for anyone interested

      www.achaea.com

    • philosophy check (DC 22.3)

      12 years ago

      officerha

      Just a collective of ideas I improved spur of the moment, enjoy!

      The world keeps on turning, yet its people remain stagnant.
      They grow for themselves, but not for others.
      Intelligent maybe, athletic possibly, but what about spirit?
      Friends and family think you’re worth a damn, but are you?
      Question me not, you are not worthless.
      Unless you think you are, therefore you will be.
      Have ideas, bring them forth, go beyond the Olympics or the Ivy League, they are just silly titles made by men and women. Set records that will never be broken.
      Leave an imprint on the world.
      Don’t be mean to others, that imprint is removed easily and washes into dust.
      Forced to leave early? Then change the afterlife or nonexistence.
      Good career, spouse, children, how dull!
      Make life good for others, after you can take care of yourself.
      Stand your ground, be peculiar.
      And look the Devil in the eye as you laugh and snatch away his converts, and defeat his followers of lethargy, neglect, and what is wrong in the world.
      Walk between the worlds, hug a stranger, find serenity.
      It lies inside you alone, not with God or a superior being.
      It’s yours and yours alone.
      Many followers believe in a religion? That’s collective unconsciousness technically, don’t you think?
      Yes think. Though brings forth action, and action leaves an imprint.
      Action is good. Do something worth a damn today!

    • Love or something like it

      12 years ago

      officerha

      As my life stands now, I have a wonderful gf.

      Our relationship isnt "cutsy" but its still love, at least thats how I see it.

      I love her to the point where we dont need to be all kissy huggy and stuff.

      If we do get married, sex wont even matter, I will be happy to die a virgin.

      You heard me right, so suck it (no pun intended)

      Also,

      My dad needs to stop having sex with his gf when I can hear them because they are loud. Its kinda hard to talk with ppl on AIM when something is getting slammed on the adjacent wall combined with whale-like moaning and disco music.

    • MOD point game

      12 years ago

      officerha

      Here are ten things about me. One of them isn't true. Guess which one for 15 mods.

      1. I have swam in 0 degree water.
      2. I have a wonderful girlfriend who I will get pics of once I find a camera.
      3. I have laughed so hard that milk came out of my nose. Twice.
      4. I have been part of a dance group
      5. I have danced naked around my house when no one was around out of sheer boredom (in the past week)
      6. I've been to South Korea
      7. I love sharks
      8. I am part of my schools National Honor's Society
      9. I DM better than I PC (for those who play D&D)
      10. I wield a mean deck of Tarot Cards

    • An old poem I wrote awhile ago

      12 years ago

      officerha

      Damn, I usually don't write poetry, but I think this sucka deserves a repost, because I remembered how I felt when I wrote it.

      THE NEEDLER v1

      In an ancient land of pearly mist
      With fighters far and wide,
      Our weapons paled against their skills
      Here cowards dared not hide.
      Warriors competed amongst each other
      To find out who was best,
      But at a simple pit owned by man and wife
      Two fighters were put to test.
      Out stepped a fighter tall and proud
      His body tense and strong,
      A hero amongst the cheering crowd
      This fighter could do no wrong.
      His hair was blond, his name was Jax
      Eyes squinted in a leer,
      Seven feet tall with a mithril axe
      What little did he have to fear?
      With the mob's faces the arena was li
      Its sand shown of lightest brown,
      but when another stepped in the pit
      Jax's face slid in a frown.
      A man walked to the inevitable fray
      His hair greasy, dark and long,
      But ye his major thought of the day
      Would be his victory song.
      His body was thin, his kimono shabby
      His breath harsh, ragged and wheezy,
      But even though his foe wasn't flabby
      He knew this fight would be easy.
      Jax lifted his are chest high in the air
      Like in other fights he had won,
      And his loud voice spoken as if to dare
      He bellowed "Villian! Your day is done"!
      Now the Needler though "That wasn't nice"
      He knew the peace musn't linger,
      So he found a way to break the ice
      As he gave the axe man the finger.
      Jax let out a roar of rage
      The crowd immediaely went wild,
      Yet the Needler's composure was like a sage
      His face patronizing and mild.
      As Jax swung with bullet like speed
      He found his 1337 skillz were lax,
      For a new predicament Jax had to heed
      The Needler was sitting on his ax.
      Two large needlers pierced his lung and heart
      Spilling the ground with blood and gore,
      As Jax fell down like a leaden dart
      He sighed and knew no more.
      The Needler spat on the corpse with love
      His mad face twisted with glee,
      For now he ascended to the couple above
      It was time to collect his fee.

      If enough people here comment, I'll make a little series on my posts here. I have waaaaaaaay too much free time.

    • Oh my...

      12 years ago

      officerha

      I am no longer single...

      It's about time.

    • OYZ!!

      13 years ago

      officerha

      I'll be at camp for a week so don't try to talk to me as I won't be able to get back to you lol.

  • About Me

  • Comments (31)

    • Chickenhwk

      11 years ago

      tonberry and FMA *HAND SHAKE* i have the box set of FMA and i think i might hold the record for killing Emerald weapon and Tonberry king :P

    • Kaikara

      11 years ago

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    • Gamejunkyz

      11 years ago

      i like your pics

    • pinkgirl

      12 years ago

      HI

    • SuperFreaky

      12 years ago

      HOla HOLA! wHAT GOING ON?!

    • Nevada_TEX

      12 years ago

      ......*GLOMP*

    • SuperFreaky

      12 years ago

      No! You cannot eat them! Monster! *tear*

    • ozit

      12 years ago

      heeeeey, hope you had a good xmas! i've not been useing rvb reallly, whats up?

    • Nevada_TEX

      12 years ago

      im glad you like my cthulhu pics :)

    • Katana01

      12 years ago

      Chivalry isnt dead. how do i know? im Chivalrish

    • UmLucKyBoY

      12 years ago

      hah hah no problem man, anytime, and if you want a different one just tell me and ill make you one.

    • UmLucKyBoY

      12 years ago

      made this for yee hope you like it

      owned.jpg

    • Nevada_TEX

      12 years ago

      -_-
      erg, police girl

      anywho, im fine, pretty happy 4 the time being
      and u?

    • MoreLikePuma

      13 years ago

      If you know korean, Nico (who does the music for RvB could use your help). Tell em I sent ya if you can help.

    • SuperFreaky

      13 years ago

      Another!
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    • SuperFreaky

      13 years ago

      I got an AWARD FOR YA!
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    • punkhartffaf

      13 years ago

      FUK YA LOL ^_^

    • Nevada_TEX

      13 years ago

      AHH!!! if u want 2 call me nick names and such then use the nick names i go by!
      demon spawn
      hevens demon
      tex
      alucards CFG
      ill answer 2 all that! ok!

    • UmLucKyBoY

      13 years ago

      u are right (spnkr rulz) but nothing can beat a good game of HL with your freinds

    • UmLucKyBoY

      13 years ago

      katana is on....so it begins *lord of the rings music sarts in backround*

    • UmLucKyBoY

      13 years ago

      yo check out my latest ournal and click on the link i think you might like that sight this is one of the sights that i thought you might like ....

    • ozit

      13 years ago

      AWWWW thank you baby!!!! smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • UmLucKyBoY

      13 years ago

      last night was deffinatly fun *WINK WINK*

    • ozit

      13 years ago

      moshi moshi baka smiley1.gifsmiley12.gif

    • ozit

      13 years ago

      Actually i was level 31 karma smiley2.gif and now its all gone!! *cries*

      but thank you soooo much for the mod points, you rock! it put me up lots *hugz you lots* smiley1.gifsmiley12.gif

    • UmLucKyBoY

      14 years ago

      nvm im a retard.

    • UmLucKyBoY

      14 years ago

      can anyone see the pic above my last post? or does it just look like im a retard?

    • UmLucKyBoY

      14 years ago

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      its your worst fears confirmed clayton the only person that can beat you in FFR is crazy.

    • Sakura18

      14 years ago

      You need a hug!

      *hugs*

    • pinkgirl

      14 years ago

      Tag Ur it!!!!!



      "
      funiemonkie2


      Posted 5 hours ago (8/04/05 3:08AM) Mod this...+ 1 Cool+ 1 Funny+ 1 Ditto+ 1 Zing!- 1 Lame- 1 WTF- 1 Noob- 1 Flamebait
      TAG YOU ARE IT!


      The Game of Tag
      If I tagged you... HA! You now have to follow the rules of the game:

      -You cannot tag someone who tagged you
      -You should tag at least 5 other people (those with 4 or less will be punished by flogging or any other way I can think of)
      -Random tagging is accepted
      -All tagging should be done in the personal comments section on the homepage of the tag-ee
      -Do not eat a live chicken
      -This game is only fun if people participate
      -The goal is for everyone on the site to get tagged EVENTUALLY
      -If you decide to participate, post the rules in your journal or link them to this journal
      -I have a space monkey in my pics section
      -There is no violence until I change the game to capture the flag
      -When capture the flag breaks out, the teams will cluck like chickens until I am satisfied (....???) "

      so you don't have to find the rules....lol

    • ozit

      14 years ago

      What is kawaii?

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