oliwheatley

Male
from Cambride United Kingdom

  • Activity

    • Farcry: Instincts

      13 years ago

      oliwheatley

      Yo, got this game today by the name of FARCRY. Pretty damn awesome for those of you thinking of getting it tis well worth dishing out the cash

    • Lesbians anyone?

      14 years ago

      oliwheatley

      Hey people check out this link

      It's pretty hot

      http://www.sapphicerotic.com/2blondes/images/003.jpg

      Please Note NSFW

    • Cyber Sex Gone Wrong!

      14 years ago

      oliwheatley

      Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

      Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, a black
      leather mini skirt and high heeled boots. I am tanned and very
      buffed. I workout everyday. My measurements are 36-24-36. What
      do you look like?

      Wellhung: I'm 6'3 and about 250 lb. I wear glasses and have on a
      pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I'm also
      wearing an old T-shirt, it's got some barbecue sauce stains on
      it and it smells kind of funny.

      Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

      Wellhung: OK

      Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music
      playing on the stereo and candles on my nightstand. I look up
      into your eyes and I'm smiling. My hand works its way down to
      your crotch and I begin to feel your huge swelling bulge.

      Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.

      Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

      Wellhung: Now, I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are
      trembling.

      Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

      Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and I'm sliding it
      softly off.

      Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk
      slides off of my warm body. I'm rubbing your bulge faster now,
      rubbing and pulling.

      Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and tears a hole in
      your blouse. I'm sorry.

      Sweetheart: That's, OK. It wasn't really too expensive.

      Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

      Sweetheart: Don't worry about it! I'm wearing a lacy black bra,
      my soft breasts are rising and falling as I breathe harder and
      harder.

      Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp of your bra, I think it's
      stuck. Do you have scissors?

      Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly, I reach behind
      my back and undo the clasp. My bra slides off. The cool air
      caresses my breasts, my nipples are erect for you.

      Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and
      inspecting the clasp.

      Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby, I just want to feel
      your tongue all over me.

      Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know,
      breasts They're neat!

      Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm
      nibbling your ear.

      Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit
      and phlegm.

      Sweetheart: WHAT?

      Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

      Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off of my breasts with the
      remains of my blouse.

      Wellhung: I'm taking your sopping wet blouse from you and
      throwing it in the corner of the room.

      Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing
      your hard tool.

      Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman! Your hands are cold! Yeee!

      Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

      Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all
      over, in and out and nibbling on you. ummm, wait a second.

      Sweetheart: What's the matter?

      Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

      Sweetheart: Are you OK?

      Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

      Sweetheart: Is there anything I can do to help?

      Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen. Choking wildly. Looking
      for a cup. Where do you keep your cups??

      Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink!

      Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There that's better.

      Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

      Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

      Sweetheart: I'm aching for you lover.

      Wellhung: Now I'm drying the cup. I'm putting it back in the
      cabinet and now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait it's dark,
      I'm lost. Where is the bedroom?

      Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

      Wellhung: I found it.

      Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I want you so badly.

      Wellhung: Me too.

      Sweetheart: I kiss you passionately. Our naked bodies pressed
      against each other.

      Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

      Sweetheart: Why don't you take your glasses off?

      Wellhung: OK. But I can't see very well. I'm placing my glasses
      on the nightstand.

      Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me baby!

      Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly to the
      bathroom

      Sweetheart: Hurry back lover.

      Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around
      for the toilet and lift the lid.

      Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

      Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush
      handle.......uh-oh!

      Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

      Wellhung: I just realized I peed in your hamper. Sorry again. I'm
      walking back to the bed now. Blindly feeling my way.

      Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

      Wellhung: Now I'm going to put my, you know, thing in your umm,
      woman's thing.

      Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, Baby! Do it!

      Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice.
      Ma'am, I'm having a little problem here.

      Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth. I can't wait
      another second. Slide it in! Screw me!

      Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

      Sweetheart: WHAT?

      Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

      Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous
      look on my face.

      Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener
      all floppy. I'm looking for my glasses to see what the problem
      is.

      Sweetheart: NO! Never mind. I'm getting dressed, I'm putting on
      my underwear and my wet nasty blouse.

      Wellhung: No wait. I can't find the night table. I'm reaching
      across the dresser, knocking off cans of hairspray, your picture
      frames and your candles.

      Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. I'm putting on my shoes.

      Wellhung: Now I've found my glasses. My God! One of your candles
      fell on the curtain! The curtain is on fire. I'm pointing at it
      with
      a shocked look on my face.

      Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, LOSER!

      Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Nooooooo!


      USER 'SWEETHEART' HAS LOGGED OFF

    • Burnout 4

      in Forums > Burnout 4 | Follow this topic

      oliwheatley

      In the latest OXM (in britian) they had shots of the new Burnout. Omg it looks amazing! Anybody else seen these?

      36 replies

    • Racing: Arcade or Realism?

      in Forums > Racing: Arcade or Realism? | Follow this topic

      oliwheatley

      Yo,

      Which do you prefer in racing games. Arcadey type games like Outrun 2 and Burnout 3 or do you prefer the much more realistic likes of PGR2, Moto Gp 2 and soon to be Forza.

      Personally I much prefer Arcade

      33 replies

    • Best multiplayer offline games

      in Forums > Best multiplayer offline games | Follow this topic

      oliwheatley

      Yo,

      for those who don;t have live or prefer not to play online because of cheats or whatever please post you're favourite offline multiplayer games.

      Mashed: Fully loaded

      48 replies

  • About Me

  • Comments (18)

    • Kam7

      11 years ago

      here are some porn sites: nextdoornikki.com and tiffanyteen.com

    • darthmauler8

      13 years ago

      This isn't mine, it was sent to me. i don't really know what the point of this is, but what the heck, i guess i wont break the chain, so you are one of the 15 people i have to send it to. don't send it back, lol!

      1. At least 2 people
      in this world love you so much they would die for you.
      2. At least 15 people
      in this world love you in some way.
      3. The only reason anyone would ever
      hate you is because they want to be just like you.
      4. A smile from you can
      bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
      5. Every night,
      SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
      6. You mean the world to
      someone.
      7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special
      and unique.
      9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
      10. When
      you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
      11. When
      you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely
      turned your back on the world.
      12. When you think you have no chance of
      getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in
      yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
      13. Always remember
      the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
      14. Always tell
      someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
      15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are
      great.
      Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight
      your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25
      tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this
      chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten
      years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143
      min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it
      is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be
      cursed w/ relationship problems.

    • otis

      13 years ago

      Haven't seen you on recently, what's up?

    • Bill05

      13 years ago

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      HAPPY THANKSGIVING

    • usethefork

      13 years ago

      I need your help in this contest....I'm not doing too well. Anyway, vote here.

    • JBB

      13 years ago

      hey wats up?
      nice pics

    • MrSquigles

      13 years ago

      Hello fellow Member,

      That’s a bad start. I am sending this to every person who is in the UK.
      There has been change. Please could you go straight to the UK Event thread as soon as possible to read the details? Tell you what; I will put in the link especially for you.

      Linkageness

      The long story is Evoluan has decide that he is not the one for the event and has past on duties to Moderator Pixie. Now there is change and as we are doing things differently you need to confirm you place again, so I cannot stress how this has changed a lot of things.

      Thanks again

      Please do not reply in your own personal comments! No one will see it. PM Me, Little_Lee or Pixie if you want to say/ask anything (Or post it in the thread)

    • yesterday

      13 years ago

      hey man how u doing

    • tryme

      13 years ago

      nice pic

    • biznatch

      14 years ago

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      woohoo

    • Maxson

      14 years ago

      Ya splinter cell is a good game ..even though i dont own it..i have played it

    • badassmother

      14 years ago

      yes it was me i thought that pic was badass because i have one like that

    • SmokeyMcPot

      14 years ago

      if you dont knopw he lich mjust tell me

    • SmokeyMcPot

      14 years ago

      yeah ct is brilliant especially if you do the glitch

    • TayLo

      14 years ago

      Kill 7he 7eddiz!

    • Risotto

      14 years ago

      *E-slap*

    • IanR1989

      14 years ago

      I have to agree totally

    • oliwheatley

      14 years ago

      Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory is sooooooo amazing. Co-op is so cool and pulling off sycronized moves...awesome

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