opusnbill

Female
from Covington, KY

  • Activity

    • I'm so bad

      9 years ago

      opusnbill

      Spam and I went out to dinner tonight. On the way home we saw some guy dressed up like a cheese coney standing on the corner advertising our local chili parlor. I said to Spam should I yell "NICE WIENER to the guy?" Spam basically dared me to do it. As the light turned green, Spam rolled down the window and I yelled it really loud and gave the poor guy the thumbs up. I wonder how many times a day he gets either Nice Wiener or Nice Buns. I wonder too, how much he gets paid to wear a giant coney costume and stand on a street corner and get yelled at by immature people like me.

    • Wish me luck

      9 years ago

      opusnbill

      I am going to have an insurance physical tomorrow (actually later today) so I can get some new term life insurance. The other company I had was ripping me off really bad, so I decided to switch. Now when I croak, Papaspam and Spam will be taken care of. Wish me luck that the insurance goes through.

    • Ice Wine

      10 years ago

      opusnbill

      Spam bought a bottle of the most awesome wine called Ice Wine. He bought it in Canada. We used it to toast the new year since the stuff we had was kind of old and had turned funky. Spam said the Ice Wine was a bit expensive, but man was it worth every penny. It was really smooth and sweet. Thanks Spam. What an awesome way to start 2009. Happy New Year to all you RVB'ers. I hope 2009 is very good to you all.

    • Christmas Presents

      10 years ago

      opusnbill

      Spam got me the most awesome Christmas present. He got me a remastered copy (dvd) of my all time favorite Christmas movie "A Wish for Wings that Work" it is a movie based on the Bloom County comic strip with Opus and Bill. I had a VHS copy but it was really old and the color wasn't good. The DVD is crisp, bright and the color on it is fantastic. Thanks Spam. I also got the worlds heaviest pot from Papaspam. It is cast iron casserole and I swear it weighs 10 lbs or more. Papaspam also got me a Shark Deluxe steam cleaner so I can "steam mop the kitchen floor which is usually pretty grungy. Christmas was alright this year.

    • LIFE IS GETTING BETTER

      10 years ago

      opusnbill

      Since my doctor did not call with my test results (thanks alot doc!!) I called them. The nurse said my scan was fine and there was no sign of anything there. so that is great news. My best friend called me finally Thursday only to spend most of the call either talking to her 2 dogs, watching tv or talking to her grandson. I think the next couple of times she calls, I am going to ignore the phone. I haven't done ANY Christmas shopping. Don't know what to get anyone, plus I don't have any cash right now as I don't get paid until the 12th.Oh well I guess I shouldn't be complaining, I got my Christmas present early, a clean bill of health. Life is getting better.

    • Life Sucks -Vent

      10 years ago

      opusnbill

      Jesus, my life sucks. I went to get a cat scan to see if there is any calcium buildup in my arteries. They found none,(YAY), but they did notice a mass in my left lung that is 15mmX18mm. Being concerned, my dr. made me go get another cat scan last Friday. Happy Thanksgiving!!! It was one where they inject dye into your arm. The tech told me before they did it, that it might feel like you are ready to piss yourself. Yep, it did feel like that. The second cat scan was kind of interesting. It kind of felt like a massive hot flash. Not too bad. Now we are sitting on pins and needles waiting for the results. Hopefully it will be an infection that can be cleared up easily. My (supposed to be) best friend won't answer my phone calls because I didn't vote the way she "wanted me to" and I don't share her political/religious views. The only time she calls me (if she calls at all) is if she wants something found on the internet. I think it is time to find a "new best friend" Maybe one who gives a damn about someone else. Like I said, my life sucks right now.

    • laptop problems

      10 years ago

      opusnbill

      Thank you Spamman for fixing my laptop. My hard drive gave me a "boot volume" error and Spam was nice enough to install me a new hard drive. The new one is a lot faster. Meanwhile I am sitting here in Harriman (whereever the fuck that is) with Papaspam, my sister-in-law and Papaspam's cousin Pam waiting to go to visit the cemetery. Gee, just how I really want to spend a nice fall Saturday, walking around a cemetery!!! Ahhh at least I have my computer to keep me happy!!! Thanks again Spam. You are an awesome computer tech & a pretty awesome son.

    • 30 years

      10 years ago

      opusnbill

      Today a very special day for us. Today is our 30th wedding anniversary. Doesn't seem that long ago. I figured it out, I have been with PapaSpam for over 1/2 my life. Thanks PapSpam for the past 30 years and here's to at least 30 more!!!!

    • Fucking Bastards

      10 years ago

      opusnbill

      Some fucking bastards decided to key my beloved car Scarlett. I guess they didn't like the fact I had called the police because they left their old broken ass clunker blocking my driveway. The police were just about to tow it away when the idiots showed back up. I think the cop ended up giving them a ticket for illegal parking. When I came home this afternoon, I had a big key scratch on my car.. I called the police again to file a report. It took the cops an hour to show up. The cop treated me like I was an idiot. He informed me that unless someone saw them do it, they couldn't do anything but take a report. DUH!! Like I didn't know that.
      To the person or persons that keyed my car all I can say is FUCKING BASTARDS, you are really lucky I didn't catch you doing it, because I have a really bad habit of getting violent when someone fucks with me, my family or anything I paid a lot of money for, like my car.

    • Fap, Fap, Fap

      11 years ago

      opusnbill

      Yesterday my power steering belt broke on my beloved Ford Escort, Scarlett. We (PapaSpam and I) took it in today and got it fixed. When I was explaining to the mechanic what sound it made when it broke, I said it sounded like "fap, fap, fap" Spam explained what fapping is (we always called it something else) Now I know why the mechanic looked at me very strangely.
      At least my beloved Scarlett is fixed and she is running so well it is like having a new car..Thanks Spam for filling the void in my slang education. Guess you are never too old to learn new terms...

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  • Comments (45)

    • Juls FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Blam Bitches

      7 years ago

      Hello Spam's mom! I am Julia, one of his friends.

    • queenspammy

      9 years ago

      I've done ear plugs, head phones, white noise machines and sleeping pills. The neighbors just get too loud that nothing helps :(

    • karlibean

      9 years ago

      Thanks for the advice!

      I had the privilege of hearing you via the Skype chat a little over a week ago...guess I shoulda said hello... smiley1.gif

    • POC

      10 years ago

      Thanks! I'm due November 23rd which happens to be my mom's anniversary with her husband. :)

    • POC

      10 years ago

      Thanks! I can't wait! You and the hubby should come down for the wedding too. Spammy can give you the details and Gatlinburg is a beautiful and romantic city for you and the hubby to get away to! smiley8.gif

    • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Happy (Belated) Birthday. smiley1.gif

    • ValhallaKing

      10 years ago

      Happy belated birthday ! <3

    • queenspammy

      10 years ago

      Happy b-day Mama Spam!

    • amber

      10 years ago

      happy birthday!

    • BluValkyrie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Happy birthday MamaSpam!!!!

    • Groonz

      10 years ago

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    • karlibean

      10 years ago

      Happy Birthday!!!

      Happy%20Birthday%20to%20You%20!!!.jpg

    • karlibean

      10 years ago

      Artificial. I actually made it because I couldn't find an artificial evergreen wreath that I liked in the stores or at craft fairs.

      I'm flattered! I like crafts...but I don't think I have the time or the patience to pursue them further.

    • Spamman4587 KY Jew

      10 years ago

      Much better. My description of the taste is standard Ale with a hint of Lemon Earl Grey tea...so its a different kind of flavor...much worth it, you can get it at the Pub

    • Spamman4587 KY Jew

      10 years ago

      Damn Ma...You've got less than a month till your one year anniversary on RvB!!!

    • karlibean

      10 years ago

      All very good things.

      August 17th.

    • queenspammy

      11 years ago

      Thank you for the friend request mama spam! You are a truely amazing person! smiley0.gif

    • Spamman4587 KY Jew

      11 years ago

      HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • RDKnott

      11 years ago

      I always do what Becky says too. :( Hi back!!

    • Spamman4587 KY Jew

      11 years ago

      I don't want her in hell...We're having a party down there...We don't need that cunt, and I hate to use that word, fucking up our party!

    • Spamman4587 KY Jew

      11 years ago

      HAPPY RAMAYULECHRISTMAHANUKWANZAKKAH!!!

    • nikkatsu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Just wanted to stop by and say hello smiley0.gif

    • beckyfruit

      11 years ago

      thanks momma! smiley7.gif

    • film_geek

      11 years ago

      whops, sorry, I thought I sent a FR when I first said hello. my bad.

    • Spamman4587 KY Jew

      11 years ago

      Mom, Welcome to the land of the Sponsored.

    • Spamman4587 KY Jew

      11 years ago

      Jeez make a journal or something...

    • Spamman4587 KY Jew

      11 years ago

      Hibbity Hoo Blah Blah!

    • BluValkyrie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      yay!!!!

      Mama Spam accepted meh friend request!!!!

      w00t!!!!

      that makes me cool

    • gjhowar

      11 years ago

      Mama Spam, welcome! Do you like Ale-8 too?

    • beckyfruit

      11 years ago

      HEY MOMMA!

    • film_geek

      11 years ago

      Hi mother Spam. your son is cool.

      even if he is addicted to Ale-8-1.

    • nikkatsu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Hello Spam's Mom!

      *waves*

    • BluValkyrie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Spam's Mom!!!!

      w00t!!!!

    • honeyvixen

      11 years ago

      Hi Spam's mom! Welcome to RvB!

    • oldeskool

      11 years ago

      The Spam doesn't fall far from the tree! Welcome to RvB! smiley0.gif

    • MDosik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      HI SPAM'S MOM! :D

    • Cheesiest

      11 years ago

      Mama Spam!

    • queenspammy

      11 years ago

      Well I may as well say hello to Mama Spam as well! Hello there Mama Spam! Welcome to the site! smiley0.gif

    • ragingterror FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      *Does a double take*

      Mama Spam?!

      Have fun here... we're an interesting bunch, to say the least. Mwahahaha... ahaha... ha?

    • squall_born

      11 years ago

      *SPAM'S MOM TACKLE*

      WELCOME!!!!

    • karlibean

      11 years ago

      *does a spit take*

      There is a Mama Spam?

      Welcome!

    • Tamari

      11 years ago

      howdy!

    • POC

      11 years ago

      MAMA SPAM! smiley12.gif

    • lukemckay FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Webcomic Maker

      11 years ago

      found you too

    • Spamman4587 KY Jew

      11 years ago

      Found you...

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