oskirk

Male
from NY

  • Activity

    • street sweeper social club

      9 years ago

      oskirk

      look up Tom Morrelo' new band "street sweeper social club." they're not just a band, they're a social club, the street sweeper social club.

    • K-rockathon

      9 years ago

      oskirk

      just went to the K-rockathon in Syracuse, and had the best time ever. Papa Roach stole the show. Missed the first three sets because of the traffic. want to do it again next year.

    • the first cutscene of Halo: CE

      9 years ago

      oskirk

      {Fades into space; Halo is visible above Threshold}
      {Slowly turns and zooms in onto the Pillar of Autumn Longswords soar along side}

      Captain Keyes: "Cortana, all I need to know is did we lose them?"

      Cortana: "I think we both know the answer to that."

      {Inside ship, where the view focuses on the Captain}

      Captain Keyes: {sighs} "We made a blind jump. How did they--"

      Cortana: <interrupting> "Get here first? The Covenant ships have always been faster. As for tracking us all the way from Reach, at light speed, my maneuvering options were limited."

      The Captain begins pacing around, looking at screens

      Captain Keyes: "We were running dark, yes?"

      Cortana: "Until we decelerated. No one could have missed the hole we tore in subspace."

      A pause occurs, as the captain looks at a crewman's screen.

      Cortana: "They were waiting for us on the far side of the planet."

      Crewman presses some buttons, making beeping sounds. The screen shows a diagram of Threshold with Installation 04 in orbit.

      Captain Keyes: "So, where do we stand?"

      Cortana: "Our fighters are mopping up the last of their recon picket now, nothing serious. But, I've isolated approach signatures from multiple CCS-class battle groups, make it 3 capital ships per group. And in about 90 seconds they'll be all over us."

      Captain Keyes: "Well that's it then. Bring the ship back up to Combat Alert Alpha. I want everyone at their stations."

      Cortana: "Everyone, sir?"

      Captain Keyes: "Everyone."

      {Everyone on board run towards their stations}

      Captain Keyes: "And Cortana?"

      {Cortana's avatar appears}

      Cortana: "Hmm?"

      Captain Keyes: "Let's give our old friend a warm welcome."

      Cortana: "I've already begun."

      {Brothers In Arms by Martin O'Donnell from the Halo: CE original soundtrack begins playing.}

      {Cuts to the main hold of the Pillar of Autumn, A Marine waves light Batons to guide a Pelican into a correct position. The view moves towards the lower deck.}

      Cortana: (O.S.) "Attention: All combat personnel, please report to your action stations."

      Cortana: (O.S.) "5th platoon, secure airlocks on Deck 11. 14th platoon, rendezvous with 22nd tactical at bulkhead Charlie 14."

      (Marines start talking, readying their weapons, preparing Tanks and Warthogs, or just loitering, until the view shows a Staff Sergeant, known as Avery Johnson walking through a line of Marines.)

      Sergeant Johnson: "You heard the lady! Move like you've got a purpose!"

      Cortana: (O.S.) "This is not a drill. I repeat. This is not a drill."

      {Following dialogue varies depending on game difficulty.} {Cutscene w/ All Diffictulties}

      (Marines get on line, facing each other. Johnson walks down the column between the formation)

      Sergeant Johnson (Easy): "Men... keep your eyes downrange, fingers on your triggers, and we all go home in one piece." {Turns around} "Am I right, Marines?!"

      Sergeant Johnson (Normal): "Once again, it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving this ship, platoon, and engaging the Covenant on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, we will rip their skulls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'!" {Turns around} "Am I right, Marines?!"

      Sergeant Johnson (Heroic): "Men, here is where we show those split-chin squid-head sons-of-bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race! We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then we are going to strangle them with their own living guts!" {Turns around} "Am I right, Marines?!"

      Sergeant Johnson (Legendary): "Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!" {Turns around} "Am I right, Marines?!"

      Marines: "Sir, yes sir!"

      Sergeant Johnson: "Mmm-hmm. Damn right, I am! Now move it out! Double time!"

      The view angle changes to outside of where they were. Marines running, the Sergeant meanwhile walks slowly.

      Cortana: (O.S.) "Attention all personnel: We are reengaging the enemy. Internal and external contact imminent."

      Sergeant Johnson: "All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close... this is gonna be your lucky day."

      {Cut to a computer screen.}

      >X - CORTANA 1 0 CRYOSTOR. 23.4.7
      >(PRIORITY ALPHA)

      >UNSEAL THE HUSHED CASKET

      Tech Officer Sam Marcus: "Whoa! Sir?"

      Tech Chief Thom Shephard: "Right. Let's thaw him out."

      The Crewmen begins pressing buttons

      Tech Officer Sam Marcus: "Okay. Bringing low-level systems online. Cracking the case in thirty seconds." {Pause, as they show Master Chief's cryo tube} "He's hot! Blowing the pins in five."

    • /

      9 years ago

      oskirk

      One
      day the old German Shepherd starts
      chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering
      about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the
      intention of having lunch.



      The
      old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing
      some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew
      on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard
      is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that
      was one delicious leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'



      Hearing
      this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
      terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.. 'Whew!' says
      the leopard, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'



      Meanwhile,
      a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree,
      figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
      protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old German
      Shepherd sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
      figures that something must be up.



      The
      monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a
      deal for himself with the leopard.



      The
      young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here,
      monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
      canine!



      Now,
      the old German Shepherd sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
      back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running,
      the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't
      seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the
      old German Shepherd says...

      'Where's that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!



      Moral
      of this story...



      Don't
      mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and
      treachery! BS
      and brilliance only come with age and experience.

    • Watchmen DVD

      9 years ago

      oskirk

      i just got the Watchmen Director's Cut on DVD and reccomend to everyone to wait till December for the collector's edition to come out.

    • it's the law

      10 years ago

      oskirk

      1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
      2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
      3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
      4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
      5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
      6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
      7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
      8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
      9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
      10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
      11. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last and they are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over while those in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and who stay to the bitter end of the performance and beyond. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
      12. The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
      13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
      14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
      15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
      16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
      17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
      18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
      19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

    • Halo books

      10 years ago

      oskirk

      there is a new halo book coming out in 2010. Its not about the Spartan II's or the Spartan III's. Its not about the Covenant, either. Its about the Forerunners.

    • Juggalo Homies

      10 years ago

      oskirk

      Let me ask you this about this life we live
      And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give
      To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner
      If they really missed you so much,
      Why don't they just call a muthafucka?
      If you wasn't blood would you still have love
      Or in fact does the blood make you think you have to love?
      Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here,
      But my homies are family too, third cousins get outta here
      Who was you with when you got tattooed?
      And who was you trippin with when you did them mushrooms?
      And who the fuck threw up all over you car
      And then felt worse than you about the shit in the morning?

      Who loaned you money homie, who owes you cash? (WHO?)
      Who taught you how to use a bong for the grass? (WHO?)
      I don't know much, but I gotta assume
      When you hit your first neden
      Your homies was in the other room

      (chorus)
      We talkin about homies! homies! Talkin bout the dogs of mine
      Our muthfuckin homies! homies! We throwin up clown love signs
      Real juggalo homies! homies! Talkin about those dogs of mine
      homies, homies

      Have you ever had a job that you truly despise?
      Like I like dont know maybe dishwashin
      Or fuckin flippin fries
      And you got this boss who think he the Don Mega,
      Because he the head manager, Chief Chili Fry Maker
      All you can vision is ya'll beating him down,
      Your homies standin on his back
      While you're kickin his head around
      But responsibility is there, I can't lie though,
      Id of been plucked his fuckin eyeball
      Out with a chicken bone
      Im crazy as fuck, Id rip your piercings off,
      And now my homies are holding me back so I don't look soft

      When you snuck the car out who'd you get? (WHO?)
      And when you got caught on who'd you blame the shit? (WHO?)
      Who can you relax around and scratch your balls? (WHO?)
      Homies, i'm talkin about like you and yours

      (chorus)
      We talkin about homies! homies! talkin about the dogs of mine
      Our muthafuckin homies! homies! we throwin up clown love signs
      Real juggalo homies! homies! talkin about those dogs of mine
      Homies, homies

      You dont like me you can fuck off, carnival aint for everyone
      you dont like me you can fuck off, carnival aint for everyone

      Me and my homies stay tight like a noose
      And if you step to one of us,
      You better step the whole crew
      I never knew that I could depend,
      That I could have some friends, thats down to the very end
      Well thats my homeboys excuse me, my family,
      And when we conquer the world, we mackin' on the galaxy
      Cause the skys the limit and we ain't finished,
      And if my homies gonna ride than you know I'm with it

      Puff it and pass it and I give it to my homies yall
      Hit it and quit it then I give it to my homies yall
      I got the world around my finger with my homies yall
      And everything is obsolete unless I hear my homies call
      We world wide with homies across the planet
      Stickin together like zippers on a
      Micheal Jackson "Beat It jacket"
      They got my back like a tat, for that I love yall,
      Hangin till we old and gray like grandpas

      (chorus)
      We talkin about homies! homies! Talkin bout the dogs of mine
      Our muthfuckin homies! homies! We throwin up clown love signs
      Real juggalo homies! homies! Talkin about those dogs of mine
      homies, homies

      you dont like me you can fuck off, carnival aint for everyone
      you dont like me you can fuck off, carnival aint for everyone
      you dont like me you can fuck off, carnival aint for everyone
      you dont like me you can fuck off, carnival aint for everyone

  • Comments (86)

    • taw13

      9 years ago

      greetings

    • BlackiceD

      9 years ago

      Am doing good am D nice to meet you and you name man ?

    • BlackiceD

      9 years ago

      How's it going ?

    • crashdummy30

      9 years ago

      the book was so good. the game is worse than the movie

    • oskirk

      10 years ago

      at least 3.

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      that really sucks. how many do u have unconfirmed?

    • crashdummy30

      10 years ago

      o yeah, so u have to go back through and find the unconfirmed ones and delete them. i hate those

    • cabose1995

      10 years ago

      Then we have nothing left to say to each other... for now.

    • cabose1995

      10 years ago

      I'm a bit more rash that you, then.

      I know I've hit buttons on hear without realizing it.

      I made you an admin again so we can go back to not knowing each other. Sound cool?

    • cabose1995

      10 years ago

      I made the group. I wouldn't want to be a failure.

      Some stranger is all of a sudden an admin, and me best friend didn't tell me about it.

      What would you have done?

    • oskirk

      10 years ago

      you need to get to know me before you make a judgement, because to assume is to make an (ass)of(u)and(me).

    • cabose1995

      10 years ago

      I don't know you. That's why I thought there was a mistake.

    • cabose1995

      10 years ago

      I never said you did. I was correcting Tyler's foolishness.

      I'll re-add you in a minute.

    • cabose1995

      10 years ago

      I didn't see that journal, and Tyler didn't tell me about you.

      I have no clue who you are, and so I didn't trust you as an admin.

      The only one who cares not to let the group fail, bah. I would be more active if I had internet the last 4 months...

    • asianSmirk

      10 years ago

      Hopefully during the summer I'll get more time on here.

    • operationM

      10 years ago

      yeah it is ten times better
      (Whiskey in a jar)

    • taw13

      10 years ago

      You are an admin because you are the only one other than me who cares to not see the Green Day group fail.

    • asianSmirk

      10 years ago

      Yeah, they've been around for a while. smiley6.gif

      Post edited 4/21/09 4:48PM

    • Killartist1

      10 years ago

      hey! just letting you know the runescape group ur on, isn't active anymore.. if you would like to join an active one Join here runescape.com Group

    • asianSmirk

      10 years ago

      Thank you for the comment. :: I can't speak from experience since I don't have one, but I would like to say that Rooster Teeth is way better than Myspace....They're so different; you can't even compare them really. Rooster Teeth is like up here *puts hand up*, and Myspace is somewhere down there *lowers hand 1092974937389 miles.

    • asianSmirk

      10 years ago

      In regards to the friend request:

      Sorry, but I try to get to know people before I accept them as friends on the site. I'm a pretty selective person && expect some quality out of my friends. After actually talking or something, maybe someday we'll be friends, but for now I'll have to decline.


      See you around,
      ~ Jess

    • asianSmirk

      10 years ago

      yeah, sleep deprivation can suck

    • asianSmirk

      11 years ago

      ~thx~ for the comment

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Read my profile, jesus

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Don't abuse the FR button.

    • JohnCena01

      11 years ago

      yayz i gave u 2 mods

    • JohnCena01

      11 years ago

      my time is now

    • JohnCena01

      11 years ago

      yes y

    • JohnCena01

      11 years ago

      time for what?

    • wwefan_bs

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the comment. By the way DX rule!

    • bjbear

      11 years ago

      Check out my journal

    • bjbear

      11 years ago

      Check out my journal

    • bjbear

      11 years ago

      Check out my journal

    • QuickSnap FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Cena Sucks! Jeff Hardy 4 Champ!!

    • _doc_angel

      11 years ago

      hehe thats sooo rad

    • _doc_angel

      11 years ago

      haha i see u liked my pic nice to meet ya im amber

    • Andariel

      11 years ago

      ^^ like the new pic? :P

    • ededdandedy

      11 years ago

      awesome icon

    • Assassin_007

      11 years ago

      Please accept request

    • lickalot

      11 years ago

      lol pritty much man

    • shadow89

      11 years ago

      are you entering my contest?

    • bjbear

      11 years ago

      He had better win it. Fuck jbl is an asshole

    • asianSmirk

      11 years ago

      ~thx~ for the comment.

    • haloscaboos

      11 years ago

      preaty bad

    • lickalot

      11 years ago

      yea i like to think so to

    • Tx_Toast FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Shiner

      11 years ago

      try this site http://www.kkrw.com/main.html

    • halomaster8

      11 years ago

      thats y its awesome lol

    • halomaster8

      11 years ago

      hi

    • asianSmirk

      11 years ago

      It wasn't amazing amazing. It was just a large arcade in a hotel in Las Vegas...if you can imagine.

    • asianSmirk

      11 years ago

      ~thx~ for the comment ::

      but sorry, I'm pretty selective when it comes to friends; I get to know ppl pretty well before I accept them.

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