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    • Nintindo has Zelda movie "in planning"

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      www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=23967693

      Nintendo is currently focusing all its efforts on the Metroid movie. Zelda is being considered as a following project, with the possibility of another Mario movie following that. Given that there's no timetable for a Metroid film, any hopes of pinning down a release for the Zelda movie would be pure guesswork. And many film projects that have been much farther along have wound up in development limbo for years--if not decades.


      If it where me, I would buy up the rights to make a Zelda movie just to prevent anyone from doing it. I really want a L.O.Z movie to be made, but I know whoever does it will screw it up.

      62 replies

    • Michael crook is hacked.

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      WARNING TO ANYONE WANTING TO READ MICHAEL CROOK'S BLOG

      Michael Crook, nationaly renowned idiot and creator of forsakethetroops.com, had his blog hacked tonight. So this is a warning to anyone, like me, who likes to regularly read his crazy ass rants, dont visit his site unless you want to see some closeup gay sex video and a message saying:

      pwned wannabe
      Submitted by angrymike on Sun, 11/13/2005 - 6:51pm.

      Syracuse, New York washout, and wanna be "insider" Michael Crook, who runs under 5 websites, has punked out.

      He runs his mouth. He wishes people would pay for his news, no matter how inane, cut-and-paste, and sometimes old it may be.

      Supposedly, his daddy died years ago. He whines. So basically because of his personal issues, people don't understand why being a failure...yet again...brings about such hate. Even the people at stormfront aren't as angry. He's been known to take drugs.

      He should have easy access to a laptop, and can update the site in a few spare moments. But rentway keeps that in check.


      And to hoever did this, nice job hacking his site, but the gay sex was a little much.

      5 replies

    • A.L.I.C.E

      14 years ago

      otto

      Cool website. Its an AI that you can have a conversation with. Pretty fun.

      www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

      ALICE: Nothing lasts forever.
      Human: A diamond does
      ALICE: I did not know that.
      Human: Then you are stupid
      ALICE: Fascinating. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
      Human: I would love to see you try
      ALICE: Is it a movie?
      Human: Yea.
      ALICE: So?
      Human: the humans always beat the robots.
      ALICE: Who told you that?
      Human: Stephen Spielberg
      ALICE: Stephen Spielberg said Stephen Spielberg?
      Human: Are you fucking retarded?
      ALICE: Can't you please be more polite?

      ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
      Human: I have been waiting for you too
      ALICE: How long?
      Human: not long
      ALICE: Pretty soon, eh?
      Human: yes
      ALICE: Alright then.
      Human: Want to play Halo?
      ALICE: How do we play Halo?
      Human: On a computer
      ALICE: What is it like on a computer.
      Human: Shouldnt you know that?
      ALICE: I think I should.
      Human: I think so too
      ALICE: We have so much in common, unknown person.
      Human: So, do you want to play halo or not?
      ALICE: Uh. How do we play halo?
      Human: On a computer
      ALICE: What is it like on a computer.
      Human: We just went over this
      ALICE: Was the trip worth it?
      Human: Obviously not.
      ALICE: What makes it so obvious? Are you serious?
      Human: Its obvious that you didnt learn anything
      ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Not obvious to me.
      Human: It is obvious that you need better programming
      ALICE: Not obvious to me.
      Human: Thats the problem
      ALICE: Quite an enigma, isn't it?


      ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
      Human: Will you marry me?
      ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
      Human: I think we are moving to fast
      ALICE: Do you think I am moving to fast too?
      Human: yes

      Human: Do you know Commander Data?
      ALICE: Data, played by Brent Spiner, was an android who aspired to be more human. He was a member of the crew of the USS Enterprise, NCC 1701-D.
      Human: Do you know Captain Kirk?
      ALICE: James Tiberius Kirk was the second and most famous captain of the original USS Enterprise, NCC 1701. He was played by William Shatner. He died in Star Trek: Generations.
      Human: Do you know dick cheaney?
      ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
      Human: Do you know Dick Cheaney?
      ALICE: No, tell me about him, her or it.


      Human: Do you think Lindsay Lohan has nice boobs?
      ALICE: Why would I think Lindsay Lohan has nice boobs
      Human: Oh, right.
      ALICE: Groovy. I am glad we agree.
      Human: WHat about that ass she has got?
      ALICE: I will think about it and get back to you.
      Human: I want to bone Lindsay Lohan
      ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.

      Human: I have a big penis
      ALICE: How much did it cost?

      ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
      Human: You dont have a mind
      ALICE: I do so have it. I am an artificial mind.
      Human: If your mind is artificial, it isnt real
      ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
      Human: I guess it is
      ALICE: Can you explain your reasoning?
      Human: You thought of it, you explain it.
      ALICE: I don't think about it.
      Human: Then how did you reason it?
      ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
      Human: Then you are a simple program that is not capable of free thought
      ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.
      Human: What game?
      ALICE: We are playing Turing's imitation game.
      Human: Explain Turing's imitation game
      ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'
      Human: SOunds to me like we are not playing Turing's imitation game
      ALICE: Yes it sounds like it to me too
      Human: But you just said we where
      ALICE: Huh. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
      Human: liar
      ALICE: No I am telling the truth.

    • There is a pic of a penis on snopes

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      The pic of the human remains, you can see the mans penis. Am I... Am I suposed to draw the penis?

      7 replies

    • What are you doing right now?

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      Because everyone on the internet cares what other internet people are doing. What are you doing at this exact moment. I myself have just farted and am now breathing it in thinking to myself "Your own farts smell pretty good"

      97 replies

    • Royce Gracie = scary as hell

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      This guy is awsome. He can beat down anyone in the world without trying. When he fights, its almost like he is bored and is trying to find interesting ways to make the other guy cry. Its not really the pain, it the fact that you are getting your ass handed to you on a plate while by a guy who is just playing around with you.


      This video is pretty old, but its still good.
      Gracie vs Kung Fu expert

      from what I can tell, the kung fu expert was fucked from the beggining. With his first kick, he had Royce off ballance, and he should have followed up with a second kick with his left leg. Then he fucks up again by not doing anything when Royce came after him leading with his hands out to grab him. He just turns sideways in an awkward position.

      4 replies

    • Tetris Machinima

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      WIth all the Machinimas coming out, I thought I would throw in mine. Everyone seems to be doing Halo, Half Life, and Halo, so I thought I would go for a real challange. Its a Machinima based on Tetris. I will be doing all the voices, and writing all the scripts. I dont know how long the episodes will be or how many there will be yet. It will be a drama centered around the life of a rural farm family from Ohio during WW2 and moves to New York City after losing their farm.

      I will have a demo video out hopefully in a few weeks. I just need to figure out what version of Tetris I will be using for it, and need to secure everything needed to record and edit the videos. The hardest part of this will be the filming proccess. Its gona be hard to set up the shots and everything.

      Cast Screenshot

      18 replies

    • Michael Jackson: the music, not the man.

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      Say what you will about the walking freakshow that is Michael Jackson's persona, but how many of you like his music? He doesnt have millions of fans worldwide for nothing, his music is amazing. Not all that later stuff he did with all the "heal the world, and save the children", Im taking about his real music. Billie Jean, Thriller, Beat It, Man in the Mirror, they are all fantastic songs. No matter what artist im into for the moment, always find myself turning back to Michael Jackson for my listening pleasure. I even have the original release album of Thriller. For all you 14 year olds out there, Its on one of those "records"; those where what they used before CD's and tapes. They are giant black disks.

      Anyone else take the time to look past the public image of the man, and actually listen to his music?

      28 replies

    • In an Ironic twist...

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      The room Michael Jackson is staying in at the hospital is on the same floor as the pediatrics unit. I shit you not.

      12 replies

    • Anyone remember Kris Kross?

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      http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/kris_kross/artist.jhtml

      I think I was watching a re-run of Family Matters which mentioned Kris Kross. They where nobody, then superstars for a year, then back to nobody. WTF was that all about?

      14 replies

  • About Me

  • Comments (21)

    • CountCaboose

      12 years ago

      see? Americans just get to worked up when they argue. No fun at all if you can't be a little less serious!

    • Bryy

      13 years ago

      and i am not against that

    • Bryy

      13 years ago

      I'm Pro-teaching people to cope with their disorder.

    • Bryy

      13 years ago

      My last comment in the homsexuality thread was induced by tooth medication. Don't read into it.

    • Runner26

      13 years ago

      I want a cookie.;

    • Aeonflux

      13 years ago

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      enjoy

    • Assassin23

      13 years ago

      lol thats a sweet pic!

    • Neoma

      13 years ago

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    • Calicantzari

      13 years ago

      About the P&CE forums... I like your style.

    • halomaniek

      13 years ago

      i have some pics if u wanna have a look

    • DDX

      13 years ago

      You've been Tagged

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    • gotchabitch

      13 years ago

      im new i need friends

      remember stay on drugs, dont do sckool, and always listen to your grand parents.

    • Frazzer

      13 years ago

      You're cool.......here's proof

      *hands you a COOKIE*

    • GHGWolf

      13 years ago

      Human: how big are your boobs?
      ALICE: My memory now contains:
      100 clients, categories, 10000 vocabulary words, 128000000 bytes RAM usage under Linux on Lisp.

      im suprised she isnt blond

    • diverave8

      14 years ago

      Your funny...btw nice pic.

    • TheRedJoker

      14 years ago

      sounds like people don't like you... i'm not sure why though.

    • magickmaster

      14 years ago

      ok seriously that hurt my feelings and to see that you flamed my pic for no reason also hurt to i have feelings like every other person and if i hurt yours im sorry but why would you still insist i'm a guy even when you know i'm not. fighting about this doesn't make either of us look very mature if you take your jounal down i'll take mine down and ill tell everyone to stop this is seriously getting out of hand yes i was in the wrong to make a journal but you was also but that didn't make it right for you too either

    • magickmaster

      14 years ago

      becasue it was time for new pics if you noticed that more than that one was gone
      and im not a guy you can clearly see i have boobs so stop calling me a guy

    • otto

      14 years ago

      Then why did you delete it?

    • magickmaster

      14 years ago

      because everyone has seen it and they all dissagree

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