panzer287

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from St. Louis, MO

  • Activity

    • contest

      12 years ago

      panzer287

      i have a contest, if anyone wants to know.

      the winner will get all my mod points, however many i have (right now i have 25, but i will have more at the end)

      whoever gives me the best or funniest pic or joke by February 1st, 2007, will be the winner. they will get + cool however many mods i have. And if i keep up the pace i am going, i should have 50 or 60 mods by Christmas (i got 25 in a month).

      if the winner gets me a pic, it will be in my images. if the winner gets me a joke, it will be in the sectiong right above my latest journal for all to see. i had this contest on a different site i will not say, but the winner gave me a joke.....which i can't seem to find, for some reason. at the end, it may e possible that i will have 200 or more mods! so send anything in, its possible only one person will do it, so they will get all of them!

      And this is not one of those stupid things where you have to go to a different site and enter a bunch of crap, just send it to me in a message.

      EDIT: i am adding that you could also send me one of those little short clip things like in my profile under where my gender and where i live are(mostly because someone already did, so.....)

      anyway, send me a joke or pic and i will see which is the best in February... i may edit this and change the date,so this date could be wrong...

      Joke Of The Day:
      An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

      "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

      "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

      Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
      The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now what do we tell them for Christmas?"

      EDIT: I will probably put in edits like this to tell random things as they happen.

      EDIT: ( hey, cool. my karma went up 9 points in the past month, and i have 57 mods now! [EDIT: and now i got an award!])
      (and if anyone wants to know about the clock, it is still in the camera waiting to get prossessed, but i havent had the time yet...)

      EDIT: if anyone likes Harry Potter, you can find the fifth movie real trailer here:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsmwAloT5Q

      EDIT: tonight i have a band concert to go to, and i have to wear this stupid, uncomfortable shirt. i play a trumpet.
      tonight is 11/29/06

    • Random Question Thing

      12 years ago

      panzer287

      Either grab a writing utensil and something to write on, or just remember your anwers.

      Apparently this is 99.9% TRUE

      Don't peek at the answers, cause it ruins it.



      1)If your Straight write the first name of a person of the opposite
      sex that pops into your head,

      if your Gay write the name of the person of the same sex that pop's into your head,

      if your Bi write the name of the first person that pop's into your head....
      (it has to be the first)



      2) Which is your favorite color out of
      red, black, blue, green, yellow?



      3) Your first initial?



      4) Your month of birth?



      5) Which color do you like more, black or white?



      6) Name of a person of the same sex as yours.



      7) Your favorite number?



      8) Do you like California or Florida more?



      9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?



      10) Write down a wish. (A realistic one).



      ARE Y0U D0NE?
      iF S0 SCR0LL D0WN.
      (D0N'T CHEAT... fool...)
      .
      ..
      ...
      ....
      .....
      ......
      .......
      ........
      .........
      ..........
      ...........
      ..........
      .........
      ........
      .......
      ......
      ....
      ...
      ..
      .
      THE ANSWERS

      1. You are completely in love with this person.

      2. If you choose:

      Red - You are alert and your life is full of
      love.

      Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

      Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid
      back.

      Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses
      and affection from the ones you love.

      Yellow- you are a very happy person and give
      good advice to those who are down.


      3. If your initial is:

      A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in
      your life.

      L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum
      and your love life is
      soon to blossom.

      S-Z You like to help others and your future love
      life looks very good.


      4. If you were born in:

      Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and
      you will discover that you fall in love with
      someone totally unexpected.

      April-June: You will have a strong love
      relationship that will not last long but the
      memories will last forever.

      July-Sep: You will have a great year and will
      experience a major life changing experience for
      the good.

      Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great,
      but eventually you will find your soul mate.

      5. If you chose...

      Black: Your life will take on a different
      direction, it will seem hard at the time but
      will be the best thing for you, and you will
      be glad for the change.

      White: You will have a friend who completely
      confides in you and would do anything for you,
      but you may not realize it.


      6. This person is your best friend.

      7. This is how many close friends you have in
      your lifetime.

      8. If you chose:
      California: You like adventure.
      Florida: You are a laid back person.

      9. If you chose:

      Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to your
      love. And you are very reserved.

      Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please
      people.

      10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS JOURNAL in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

      (yeah, i know it is stupid, but i was bored and found this i n my friends journal)

      Other news: the people that were making the halo movie decided to stop filming and not complete the movie. they decided this because the movie was getting way too expensive...

    • more stuff

      12 years ago

      panzer287

      I will eat you all!!!!.......

      You mite be able to buy the halo 3 faceplate at www.bungie.net

      The Eragon game comes out in 21 days and the movie in 49 days.... you can find the trailer here: movies.aol.com/movie-trailer-clip/eragon-ed-speleers-jeremy-irons-large

      also, the new eragon book should be called "Empire" and should come out in august, 2007.

      @#@@$%

      If anyone likes the Pendragon series, they may want to know that the 8th book should come out some time in May, 2007. The book will not be called "Pendragon The Great", as said by the author himself, and if you have the 7th book that says it will be called that, the you have a collectable thingy that should be worth more than you paid, or something like that. I have also heard that there may be a movie of Pendragon. i heard that the author is thinking of directing it, since he is a director, and only became an author for the pendragon series...

      I have a picture of the clock (in journal 'Clock') in a disposable camera that has all the shots done. i have to get the pictures developed and then i can scan it into my computer.... i am using this clock thing to just have something to do on this site, and to put more stuff in my journals................

      It is almost midnight, i need to get a sandwich, read, and sleep....

      Joke Of The Day:
      A guy phones up his boss' house, but gets the boss' wife instead. He asks to speak to her husband.

      "I'm afraid he died earlier today," she says.

      The next day, the man calls again and asks for the boss.

      "I told you," the wife replies, "he died yesterday."

      The next day, he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time, the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I've already told you twice that he died. Why do you keep calling?"

      "Because," he replies, laughing, "I just love hearing it!"

    • Stuff

      12 years ago

      panzer287

      Hey, can someone tell me why my total time online only went up 3 min. when i stayed onling all day without closing the window?

      The Eragon game comes out in 26 days and the movie in 54 days.

      I got a disposable camera and got a picture of the clock (in journal 'Clock'), and now i have to get more random pictures to be able to get the pic and scan it into my computer.

      I've asked around and looked on the internet about the halo movie, if anyone cares, and learned that they got a director a month or two ago, and should have started filming. It should come out next December (2007).

      Also this month, a halo 3 faceplate for the 360 will come out, if not allready. And the game comes out supposedly next November 19, 2007.

      Joke Of The Day:
      A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home on the second night and find his spouse sitting in the kitchen, eating some pasta.

      “You’re alive!†he cries. “Where have you been all this time?â€Â

      “These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week,†she replies.

      “But you’ve only been gone two days…â€Â

      “Yeah, I’m just here to get something to eat.â€Â

    • Eragon (2)

      12 years ago

      panzer287

      If anyone wants to see the trailer for Eragon the movie, it can be found at this site(I don't know how to make a link)
      movies.aol.com/movie-trailer-clip/eragon-ed-speleers-jeremy-irons-large

      Other news:I went to my cousins daughters birthday, and used up all the shots in my camera. So i still can't get the fucking clock here.

      No Joke Of The Day (sorry)

    • Eragon

      12 years ago

      panzer287

      If anyone likes the Inheritance Trilogy, Eragon, the movie comes out December 15, 2006, and the game comes out November 17, 2006. The Third book comes out maybe in August, 2007, and maybe called "Empire." (Each book's title starts with 'E' and has only 6 letters.) For more info, go to www.shurtugal.com or www.alagaesia.com or www.Eragonmovie.com or www.eragongame.com .

      In other news: Eragon rocks. and i still can't get a picture of my clock (in Journal 'Clock') in my pictures.

      Joke Of The Day:
      An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

      The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

      Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

      Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

      His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"

    • stuff

      12 years ago

      panzer287

      Aparrently I was able to go to the shooting range yesterday. The last gun i tried had barely any recoil, but i put in magnum shots and i could feel the shot all through my body!

      On Saturday my soccer team tied 1 - 1... and i missed my game today.

      Other news: Now i have to get a new camera to get a picture of the clock (in journal 'Clock') in my pictures.

      Joke Of The Day:
      A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

      (No Q and A)

    • soccer

      12 years ago

      panzer287

      Today and tomorrow i have soccer games. I bet we'll kick some ass, but because of it i have to wait longer to go to the shooting range.

      other news: stupid f*ucking clock!

      Joke Of The Day:
      A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

      "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

      The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

      Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

      The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

      The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

      "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

      The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

      On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

      Q and A:
      Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
      A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.

    • Shooting Range

      12 years ago

      panzer287

      Tomarrow i am going to the shooting range again, but this time i have an old revolver with me.

      Other news: I sill can't get a goddamn picture of my clock (in the journal called 'Clock') on my computer.

      Joke Of The Day:
      Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says,
      "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin.
      Is there anything you can do to help me?"

      After the doctor stops laughing he says, " Medically, no, but here's
      something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for
      bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your
      husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity
      snapping." The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall
      for it.

      They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife
      gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg,
      finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things begin to
      progress and as her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band. The
      hubby asks:

      "What the hell was that?"

      The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity
      snapping."

      The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"

      Q and A:
      Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
      A. No ball room

    • Oblivion

      12 years ago

      panzer287

      Yesterday i got the game Oblivion. it's a little confusing, but i will get the hang of it.

      Other news: I don't have anymore shots in my camera to get a picture of my clock (In the journal called 'Clock") to put it in my pictures.

      Joke of The Day:
      A redneck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that
      will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the
      line model. The redneck is suitably impressed, and buys it.

      The next day he brings it back and says, "This chain saw is defective.
      It would only cut down 1 tree and it took all damn day!"

      The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and
      the puzzled redneck says, "Heck, what's that noise?"

      Q and A:
      Q: How do you confuse an archaeologist?
      A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

  • About Me

  • Comments (44)

    • DonnyB

      12 years ago

      Glad I could help smiley0.gif
      I remember when I hit 20... I was uber excited smiley1.gif

    • kobez

      12 years ago

      Read my Journal. Join my contest. Tell your friends. Thank you for your time. (its requires basically no creativity or skill)

    • DonnyB

      12 years ago

      Yep... it is indeed very weird.
      And that was the idea smiley8.gif

    • bi_pagan

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the comments. As for the picture of Lister you questioned he's holding the polaroid photos of Kryton's penis. It's from edpisode "D.N.A." and as for the movie well...it has been in the works for years. They had started filming but then stopped to wait while Chris Barrie filmed Tomb Raider. Then he did the sequal and after that...no word as to if the Red Dwarf movie was going to be restarted or ever finished! It sucks ass.

    • hobbitboy

      12 years ago

      thanx dude

      i nkow dosnt it just

    • pretty_girl

      12 years ago

      hi

    • kobez

      12 years ago

      the little girl is teaching Bush to read...

    • PoopieMan31

      12 years ago

      IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!


      ..._...|..____________________, ,
      ....../ `---___________----_____|]
      ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_________.:/
      .....), --- ---.(_(__) /
      ....// (..) ), ----"
      ...//____//
      ..//____//
      .//____//

      WE TRUE HOMIES
      WE RIDE TOGETHER
      WE DIE TOGETHER
      send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 10 your A TRUE HOMIE....

    • DustyArrow

      12 years ago

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    • DustyArrow

      12 years ago

      well ok then fn.576.jpg
      this isnt racist....unless you really love bushes

    • DustyArrow

      12 years ago

      how is that racist lol

    • FR0Z3N

      12 years ago

      IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!


      ..._...|..____________________, ,
      ....../ `---___________----_____|]
      ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_________.:/
      .....), --- ---.(_(__) /
      ....// (..) ), ----"
      ...//____//
      ..//____//
      .//____//

      WE TRUE HOMIES
      WE RIDE TOGETHER
      WE DIE TOGETHER
      send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 10 your A TRUE HOMIE....

    • usethefork

      12 years ago

      Seriously dude, I don't even know you.

    • omgidontno

      12 years ago

      IM GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANT YOU TO NOT BE AT MY FUNERAL CAUSE I DONT WANT A FUNERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!

    • Desructo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      I knew it was green he announced that a month ago everyone knows and i know it is a green dragon which is the color of the third egg and you don't have to only talk to me about this here is a link to the forum...
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2180704&page=45#c6012945

    • Desructo FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      My brother wanted one too

    • DustyArrow

      12 years ago

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    • DustyArrow

      12 years ago

      ok uh......off the top of my head

      yo mammas so fat she has stretch marks on her back that spell out her name

      BIG BITCH

    • graveyman

      12 years ago

      i got cleadr from the picture that comes from the special edition book

    • graveyman

      12 years ago

      ya welll adding a new carachter turns me off

    • graveyman

      12 years ago

      well its fucked up now god, why cant they just do what they do in the book

    • NoSugarAdded

      12 years ago

      IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!


      ..._...|..____________________, ,
      ....../ `---___________----_____|]
      ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_________.:/
      .....), --- ---.(_(__) /
      ....// (..) ), ----"
      ...//____//
      ..//____//
      .//____//

      WE TRUE HOMIES
      WE RIDE TOGETHER
      WE DIE TOGETHER
      send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 10 your A TRUE HOMIE....

    • eeeeeaaaaaaa

      12 years ago

      Okay.

    • eeeeeaaaaaaa

      12 years ago

      You mean its gonna suck. Its not out yet. smiley8.gif

    • ilikesmusic

      12 years ago

      lol no i'm not 79 i just fear stalkers!

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      hey, when will you all make the next episode of PANICS? the first post was a year ago! it should continue....

      There won't be anymore episodes of P.A.N.I.C.S.

    • texler

      12 years ago

      did u beg 4 a award or did u mack a comment that was offenciv

    • texler

      12 years ago

      u can

    • omgidontno

      12 years ago

      yes, but the last word did answer lots of questions...it was ok, but not as I thought...

    • omgidontno

      12 years ago

      well if you remember, all members of VFD have a tatoo of an eye on their ankle....It could be anyone...anyone at all....only time will tell...

    • Sircatnipman

      12 years ago

      in reply to your comment on Burnie

      did you bug the shit out of him? or did you tell him Pie sucks?


    • vampx

      13 years ago

      Season 5 should be coming out near the end of the month, smiley2.gif
      But could be sooner, all i know that its this month.

    • graveyman

      13 years ago

      cheack this out its a movie from a website im in
      www.anthraxfilms.com/anthraxmovies.htm

      im the blue guy the lines i say are
      your box is for noobs loser
      and
      can you feel the love ?

      its from this website
      www.anthraxfilms.com/

      if the links dont work just copy and paste in the addres bar

    • JCaboose

      13 years ago

      your cool

    • toddb66

      13 years ago

      Happy birthday!

    • panzer287

      13 years ago

      i am also going to 8th grade.

    • panzer287

      13 years ago

      well, on sunday june 4th, i turn 13

    • DaWingedHussar

      13 years ago

      I"m not really sure of it

    • Pvt_FD_Donut

      13 years ago

      uh. i actually am 15. but nice to meet you.

    • panzer287

      13 years ago

      ok, i had forgotten my homepage, last night all i did was episode comments.

    • beast2555

      13 years ago

      welcome to REDvsBLUE

    • hybrid_wolf

      13 years ago

      it is very interesting watching ur conversation in the episode commentss....

    • hybrid_wolf

      13 years ago

      i agree, im not 14, im 12
      Smiley28.gif

    • commanderC

      13 years ago

      hello there, welcome to the site

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