paradoxknoks

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from High up in the clouds... Daydreaming

  • Activity

    • 18th Hatchday/Birthday!

      11 years ago

      paradoxknoks

      I'm 18 today YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

    • New Boyfriend AND HATCHDAY! ^.=.^

      12 years ago

      paradoxknoks

      Yup I gots a new boyfriend, he's meh sexy widdle kitty.

      Also; hatchday is coming... I'll be 18 on October 6.... I been kinda trying to make myself stand out on FA, not only as an artist but other ways too.... Trying to get a furry artist to do something as a gift for meh hatchday ^,=,^

      And while I'm updating: I beat yet another Xbox live gamer in a game of Halo 2 that was rigged heavily in his favor. He had all teh good players on his team and I had the noobs that didn't know what the hell they were doing. Seriously I had to kill all 4 of them before they could get kills to avoid losing... It was a close match.... The other players on my team ended up hiding near me so I could just continue to mow them down one at a time x_x

      School starts for me again on September 5th....

      For hatchday a "friend" in "TEXAS" is sending me st00f.

      I consider myself teh luckies now.

      Also - such perfect timing to contract a cold from my sister, seriously why'd I have to catch it now. Maybe I shouldn't have wasted my summer (I nearly replaced the s with a c O.O)
      inside... Man I need more friends v.=.v

    • Relief

      12 years ago

      paradoxknoks

      Well, we're safe for now... My landlord was persuaded not to evict us for now... I understand if he does now though cuz now that I look back on it, we're putting his financial state in to a similar jam that we're in... He owns several properties around the US but ours is one of the most expensive, being it's in Troy Michigan, the City of Tomorrow.... TODAY! And they don't kid about that, it's one of the wealthiest cities there is.

    • Definite Answer...

      12 years ago

      paradoxknoks

      Well I've heard it confirmed and unless someone takes me in I'm going to be quite homeless. It sucks and it makes me wanna kill myself, but I've made too many promises to take the easy way out... This, to you RvB is my farewell, to all the friends that I got to know over the course of the years, I love you my best friends. I will miss talking to all of you so dearly...

      Also - If I learn that for sure I won't be able to get on a computer again, then for the first 10 friends to post, they will get 10 mods...

    • Evicted...?

      12 years ago

      paradoxknoks

      Well, it looks like it's going to happen for real this time... Unable to keep up with the rent, we seem to be getting kicked out by our landlord. I heard my dad talking to him on the phone and one of the last things I heard was my dad saying "I don't think we'll be able to be out by Friday."
      So, with no options left, I'm screwed here, I won't be able to finish school and I get to be a vagabond... YAY! [/sarcasm] Not yay... I'd rather kill myself...

    • Journal 2

      12 years ago

      paradoxknoks

      SKULL #2!!!!!!!!

      Skull name: I would have been your daddy
      Level: Outskirts
      Effect: Unlocks hidden dialogue that supposedly reveals plot; It DEFINATELY gets marines saying funny lines a LOT more. However since I had my Xbox to auto shut-off. I eventually lost the skull effect and couldn't prove the first part.
      How to get the skull: THere are many many ways to get this skull, however the most straightforward description would entail getting seven, count them as you go! SEVEN checkpoints, then to go to the building that has the sniper rifle and tons of ammo in it, in sniper alley.
      80% sure of the accuracy of this one. This skull is very.... Mysterious.

    • My Halo Journal...

      12 years ago

      paradoxknoks

      Okay I have this journal dedicated to the Halo 2 Skulls: Every once in a while I will mention a Skull from Halo 2 - usually ones that have misunderstood effects: I will explain location, the effect - if I have activated it as well : And tell you all if I am 100% sure of its effect, if not I will give percentage of how sure I am::::
      FIRST SKULL:::::::::::::::::::::

      Mythic:
      Level: Sacred Icon on Legendary
      Effect: NOT A NEW DIFFICULTY! Enemies' health are increased, still succeptable to head shots though.
      Location: There is a room with boxes stacked high, it is filled with flood: When you get to the room you will know it because there will be a thick fog. To get to this skull, you have to activate your active camo as you enter, time it well because you only get 3.7 seconds to get to the boxes undetected. (That is the time you get on Legendary for active camo) Jump to the top boxes, quickly turn around to see the ledge above, crouch jump to it. There will now be 3 'cubbies'. At the one on the very end, there is a flood corpse with the skull accompanying it. The screen will flash when you acquire it, as with every skull.
      Screen message: (Why do I include screen message? At least one skull is named differently from its displaying message) "Mythic."
      I AM 100% SURE OF THIS SKULL'S EFFECT! I have activated it on numerous occasions only to be frustrated by the lack of instant shotgun kills against flood

      THAT'S RIGHT! IT IS NOT A DIFFICULTY! WATCH FOR MORE!

    • Funny video

      12 years ago

      paradoxknoks

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IofUC8itDBI&mode=related&search=
      Copy paste cuz it's not working to click on it >.<

    • About me:

      12 years ago

      paradoxknoks

      Okay... In light of my recent journal I decided to get some details that my profile normally can't cover... So here goes:
      Name: Daniel

      Height: 5'10"
      Weight: 175 lbs (All muscle)
      Eye color: Myriad of colors - Green, gray, and brown. All in assorted places, mostly gray.
      Hair color: Dirty Blonde/Brown
      Race/Ethnicity: White. Scottish/Dutch/German/Irish(Not sure on it...)
      Heritage/Royal line?: Supposedly descendant of Robert the Bruce of Scotland.
      Birthdate: October 6
      Sports: Hockey for 13 years. Soccer for 1 season. Baseball 1 season
      Childhood hero: Steve Yzerman (Old captain of the Detroit Red Wings)

    • Well it's time again

      12 years ago

      paradoxknoks

      For me to be emo.... I have been depressed for the past month now... A few of you already know why... I won't get in to it too much... But it's been 3 days without Bucket and I already want to kill myself again... This time I'm really considering it... He won't feel like it's his fault at the very least...

      So anyways... I've always felt poorly equipped to handle life... I have lots of trouble controlling the endless amounts of stress I've gone through in just two years. I do not have the courage, the wllpower, or even the spirit enough to go out and survive on my own if we end up homeless, which, even though my dad is working, it is looking that way again...
      I cannot really fend for myself, and consider myself quite repulsive... My one skill, drawing, is nothing, it will not get me far in the world I live in because no one has a use for my style of art... I'd be like Peter Griffin in family guy, except worse... Sure I can write, but I am not as good as one should be... I have no redeeming qualities that I can find in myself either. I'm short tempered, usually I start out passive and avoid people I don't know, then as I get to know them more, I become rude, and sometimes violent... Though not extensively, it has lead to things like this before...

      I went out for a jog to try and set my mind off things but that did squat for me....

      My parents always seem to give me this bullshit about how because of my "work ethic" that I'll never amount to anything in life... So there's another one gone... What good is being as smart as I am when I what I do is tossed aside as minimal...

      My greatest passion, hockey, was forced to a screeching halt two years ago when not only could we no longer afford ice bills because my dad had to go and lose his job, but I was for the first time in 13 years, cut from a team, a team I had played for the year before... It was a highschool team even, and the reason the coach didn't take me was "I wasn't big enough." My size prevents me from being an aggressive and physical player... At least according to him.

      I might as well spare everyone the hassle of trying to tolerate me in the future, or my bullshit excuses, and my lack of good character, qualities, talents, or redeeming characteristics, and go end my own life... I'm thinking right now that jumping in front of a large vehicle, like a truck or a bus, is the best way to die as painfully as I deserve...

  • About Me

  • Comments (134)

    • AnreRakamee5

      11 years ago

      Dang no one like ever comments you.

    • Gundam505

      11 years ago

      whuts up?

    • Le_Creuset

      11 years ago

      dude, you don't have to be so uptight. there's no doubt in anyone's mind that there are people on the internet that hate everything you love. take for example, my dislike of the Wing Zero. sure you may be offended but that's just damn childish! anyways. it's the internet. everyone has a right to say what they wish, so you can't call my post stupidity. also, you obviously cannot detect sarcasm when you read it. any comments about crack, or drugs that the person on the receiving end of the comment might be taking is ALWAYS sarcasm. good day to you sir. but just remember this:

      Momentai!

    • WMDwales

      11 years ago

      ARM is right, your an amazing illustrator... I'm jealous of you anyway

    • ARM

      11 years ago

      Not a problem. Hell if I had half that talent...I would complain again about my drawing.....seriously man....you've got amazing talent.

    • ARM

      11 years ago

      I looked at your drawings man...and I realized that all my comments woulda been the same....Holy freakin' hell.......you are one amazing drawer...especially the "normal" dragon....amazing work. I love it!

    • Gundam505

      11 years ago

      huh?

    • Gundam505

      11 years ago

      hey long time no typr whuts up?

    • AnreRakamee5

      11 years ago

      You should be on a bit more. Maybe people will talk to you.

    • WMDwales

      11 years ago

      Dan hasn't been on in a long time, nice to see you around.

    • AnreRakamee5

      11 years ago

      Damn like no one talks to you.

    • WMDwales

      11 years ago

      thanks for the add. ^.=.^

    • DavinMan

      12 years ago

      yea, it's not easy being attractive and non-overweight, but I am still teh Sex!!!!!!

    • AnreRakamee5

      12 years ago

      I don't even have the multiplayer map pack for Halo 2. So I never played any of those levels. Snowbound was fun.

    • ABC123ABC123

      12 years ago

      What the fuck are you talking about you stupid wigger?! Jesus I come home from work and all the sudden you speak of some Nazi bullshit...when did I talk about blowing up your stupid city? I dont recall that....or is this just some random thing your saying to freak me out?

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      so whuts up?

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      so ur a dragon?

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      no prob ^__^

    • Gundam505

      12 years ago

      lol

    • AnreRakamee5

      12 years ago

      Man you haven't got a single comment in a long time.

    • RapterTF

      12 years ago

      go ahead

    • hanter03

      12 years ago

      i like the dragon pic where did you get it

    • Sawendro

      12 years ago

      Actually, the following sketch was about the leaving off the first bit, the "The presence of a well regulated militia being essential to the security of the free state, the right of the people" yadda yadda yadda. It pointed out what happpened to the 10 commandements, Shakespeare and other things if you leave off the beginning.

    • TrenDeath

      12 years ago

      Where did you see that in my post? Go back and read it agian. Then again. And if you still somehow get that ouf of it... I dunno what to tell you except you have issues.

    • TrenDeath

      12 years ago

      Where in the hell did I presume to know what goes on in your head btw? Serisoult man... calm the hell down.

    • gizanator

      12 years ago

      already done that

    • gizanator

      12 years ago

      i dunno it just fuckin sucks i can talk to some people but not others ><

    • gizanator

      12 years ago

      my msn is being gay

    • mjolnir_rock

      12 years ago

      actually the reason why i asked you to be a friend is cause
      you like FMA right?
      i saw that sig of roy mustang
      and one the of rules that i forgot to add was that
      if you're a FMA fan you get a spot on my list

    • zanntaro

      12 years ago

      yeah i did xD

    • Dragon70

      12 years ago

      Blarg!

    • whitetiger_6

      12 years ago

      yea
      i added you so let talk on there if you dont mind

    • whitetiger_6

      12 years ago

      oooo okay wat your msn name ?
      lol i am talking to steve right now

    • whitetiger_6

      12 years ago

      noooooo nooooo i dont cheat on anyone its not right.
      i love him and i wouldn't do that to him i ment i just want to get to no you better cuz your my bf's brother

    • whitetiger_6

      12 years ago

      yea he is but i if you dont mind i would like to get to no you better

    • whitetiger_6

      12 years ago

      hi how r u
      i am steves girlfried

    • bowtie

      12 years ago

      i didny make it u can talk to furfan about it

    • zanntaro

      12 years ago

      how random xD but i guess kinda understandable with exams and stuff :o

    • death_scythe

      12 years ago

      lol i know

    • JabbaBucket

      12 years ago

      you can take me out of your interests...which I know you are going to do, but you are not going to leave mine

    • JabbaBucket

      12 years ago

      your comment means nothing to me now

    • 42111

      12 years ago

      thanks

    • JabbaBucket

      12 years ago

      (<.<)
      (>.>)
      (<.<)
      *Russle russle*
      ()_______
      ___()____
      _____()__
      ________()
      ((Its a tail moveing through tall grass :P))

      *Pounce* (O.O)
      *Glomp*

      YOU BEEN POUNCED PASS IT ON!!!

    • Knarf

      12 years ago

      i got one but i have no money on it.

    • Knarf

      12 years ago

      id pay if i had money and a way to give it to yah

    • Knarf

      12 years ago

      price?

    • M3H_THUG26

      12 years ago

      T3H Black Furry I am.

    • Dragon70

      12 years ago

      mine was

      Name: Anre 'Rakamee

      Rank: light blue

    • Dragon70

      12 years ago

      i know. i just hope i get a good job when i reach at least my junior year in high school.

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