partman18

Male
from England

  • Activity

    • The Unwelcoming Rain

      12 years ago

      partman18

      I'm writing a script for a short film i want to make, about a boy named James. He was born without the sense of touch, and the one thing he has ever wanted from life was to feel the rain falling from the sky on this forehead. At the end of the film he will be stabbed in a street and his friend Edward will be there watching him die.
      James wil tell Edward that he can feel the rain now, and that it is the most horrible thing he has ever experienced. So, in his death he is granted his one wish in life and hates the results. The one thing he ever truly needed was his friend Edward, who has always been there for him since they were mates at High school.

      Anyone have any suggestions?
      Anyone have any lines they would like to be used in the script? - if any get chosen names will be mentioned.
      Cheers.

    • The Quest part 4 - the final chapter

      12 years ago

      partman18

      Me and Brian stormed the main room of his castle to engage battle with the evil ninja's. There was no way i would let them win in erradicating all pirate jokes off the planet. Brian pulled out his sword of justice and i used my fists of....er, fistyness. Brian cut his way through the ninja's, and i, well, got pummelled.
      Three of the ninja's pinned me down on the floor. Just as they were about to end my existence something strange happened. I felt weird inside, as if something was trying to escape my body. It tried harder, and harder, until, i farted! The ninja's fell back, they couldn't stand the smell. "My farts don't usually smell this bad," i thought to myself. "Must have been the chicken i ate earlier!!!!!"
      So, with my newly aquired power of intense farts i helped Brian to destroy the army of ninja's, and bring balance to the comedy world.
      Brian put his sword away and walked slowly towards me. Finally, i was to recieve the greatest gift, the one thing i had journeyed for. The greatest pirate joke in the world! I got down on one knees and bowed to my master.
      "Arise Daniel. There is no need for you to kneel to me. You are the greatest pirate warrior i have ever fought with." I stood up and smiled at my master.
      "Thank you Brian. Now please, can i hear the greatest pirate joke of all time?"
      "Of course you may Daniel. Why are pirates called pirates?"
      "I do not know. Whay re pirates called pirates?"
      "Because they rrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
      Brian walked off to his chamber leaving me in shock!!! I couldn't believe it. What a shit joke!!! I ran to his chamber and farted in his face!!


      What else is in store for me? I do not know. Only time will tell.

    • The Quest part 3

      12 years ago

      partman18

      I was close to the temple at the top of the magical mountains, when suddenly a storm started up. I took shelter in a near by cave full of skeletons. In my wait for the storm to pass i decided to put together weapons using the bones in the cave. i constructed a sword, a shield, and a car for transportaion, so as i could reach the temple quicker.
      The storm ended the next morning and i left in my new skeleton car. I finally reached the temple of the great brian, creator of all pirate jokes. I walked up the steps leading to the entrance. A strange man greeted me, and told me that i must answer 3 questions correctly before entry to the temple can be granted. Before he had chance to ask me the first question i kicked him in the bollocks and told him to fuck off.
      He stepped out of my way and i entered the temple. But when i entered, the temple was overrun by evil ninja's, hell bent on destroying all pirate jokes in the world. I stuck to the shadows and found brian tied up in his bedroom unguarded. I untied him and told him that i would help him vaquish this evil foe, in exchange for the best pirate joke in the world. He agreed and we ran into the main room of the temple full of the evil ninja's. Did we succeed? Did i ever learn the best pirate joke in the world? Did i acquire powers from the magical duck? Find out next time, in the concluding episode of "The Quest".

    • The Quest part 2

      12 years ago

      partman18

      I have braved the stormy weather of my street, and stocked up on supplies of paper. I hear that Brian accepts paper in exchange for his jokes, so as he can create new jokes and write them down. Along the way i met a man named Joseph, who claimed that he could tell me a joke i had never heard before, but ended up telling me a knock knock joke. I tricked him into following me up the mountains that i needed to climb and threw him off them for telling me such a shite joke. I shouted "if i wanted to know a knock knock joke, i would be searching for kyle, you wanker!" as he fell to his death.
      After a while i got over the traumatic ordeal of killing someone (2 minutes) and carried on my quest. Luckily i met a talking chicken who told me a shortcut, and also offered me some food. God he was tasty. I then realised that i shouldn't have eaten him, i should have kept him and opened a circus with a talking chicken. Oh well, maybe eating him will have given me super powers. Who knows?
      I've nearly reached Brian's temple, and the wireless connection up here in the mountains seems to be holding up, (some how). I will keep you updated if anything happens before i reach the temple.
      P.S keep the pirate jokes coming. they've been very funny. Cheers.

    • The Quest part 1

      12 years ago

      partman18

      Today i find myself short of pirate jokes. iv told the same pirate jokes over and over, and inspiration seem so far away. no one seems to be able to help me. whenever somone offers help, they just tell me a pirate joke that i have heard before.
      I have been informed that a man named Brian, creator of all Pirate jokes lives up high in the mountains. Some say it's just a childs story, but i need to know if this Brian is real. My search may be treacherous, but if i am to learn more Pirate jokes, i must once again quest.
      I will keep everyone updated on how my journey goes, cus i hear in these magical mountains you an get wireless connection......but anyway, i must leave now.
      P.S if anyone does have a favourite pirate joke, post it here. will be cool to see how many different pirate jokes come up.
      Wish me luck.

    • Trifle!!! part 2

      12 years ago

      partman18

      Im still searching for the ways in which to learn how to treat a trifle. i hva searched hi and low on my quest, and finally, in one sacred place were all the answers. THE KITCHEN. there i was blessed with the magic spoon of feeding, and was able to finally taste the trifle of goodness!!
      My quest is finally over, but there will be other things for me to overcome. Other dangers for me to rise againt. Because lets just face it, the world of food is a dangerous place.

    • Trifle!!!

      12 years ago

      partman18

      Im sittin here chillin with my girlfriend, and all i want is to try some of her trifle. but no, i cant hav any. wats a boy to do???? its a huge trifle!
      apparantly its becus i eat like a boy and dont respect the trifley goodness.........so, i must learn the ways of the trifle so as i may taste it.
      I will let eeveryone know how i get on with my quest to respect the trifle.

    • The Muse gig.

      12 years ago

      partman18

      Just got back from the best gig i hav ever been to. Muse were absolutely amazing, and considering iv wanted to see them for six years now and had no luck til today i was far from dissapointed. If it wasnt for my girlfriend i wouldnt hav been able to take any pics of the gig, and it wouldnt hav been as fun as it were without her there.
      You can check some of the pics out on my images. I will put more on. Check them out and giv them some mods, because they deserve them. (joke).

      Dan

    • Woooo, friends.

      12 years ago

      partman18

      Well, i must say thanks to all the people that hav accepted me onto their friends list. You are all very friendly. iF you ever wanna chat im on here everyday from now on. woooop. if you are yet 2 accept me, do it. hehehe.
      muse 2moro, hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!
      Also, who do ya reckon o'mally has taken over in RvB? jus started 2 ponder over it 2day. how amazin wud it b if he has taken over sarge??????

      Dan

    • Making Friends

      12 years ago

      partman18

      Well, making friends on this thing is proving to be a bit difficult. Iv made two friends in one day, but everyone else i add seems to have not signed in for months, which doesn;t seem too promising. Maybe if i had atually signed up for all this wen i first started watchin RvB then maybe it would hav bin easier.
      So, i suppose the moral of this story is, do things wen u can, not wen u want to do them.
      Also, everyone shud really get into transformers if not so already. It rocks!!!

      Dan

  • About Me

  • Comments (506)

    • LadyMouse88

      12 years ago

      Hi Dan..long time no talk

    • Steel_Viper

      12 years ago

      Because you opened this you will get kissed on Friday by the love of your life. Your crush will ask you out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't send this to at least 10 people by midnight tonight you will have bad luck in your love life.Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least 2 people in this world that would die for you. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look again. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude remarks. So if you are a loving friend, send this to your friends, including the person that sent it to you. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life. Copy and paste and Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes

    • Ricca

      12 years ago

      hey, how's it going?

    • Steel_Viper

      12 years ago

      check my journal please

    • muse927

      12 years ago

      Nope haven't heard anything. Sorry about the hacker.

    • miss_unique

      12 years ago

      Happy New Year!

    • Blackbyrd

      12 years ago

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    • Kittiegirl92

      12 years ago

      MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

    • LadyMouse88

      12 years ago

      Hey man...what up?

    • MysticGohan

      12 years ago

      hey hows it going dan?

      Jeremy

    • aurora_daze

      12 years ago

      i hope you have a good day.

    • LegendaryE FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      yeah hi there.

    • streetgamer1

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the add! Optimus Prime is the bomb! power to the Transformers!

    • IAmBored01

      12 years ago

      just waiting till christams. Around this time i have nothing to do

    • IAmBored01

      12 years ago

      Not too bad and u?

    • Modern_Love

      12 years ago

      Its okay =D

    • evilcherry

      12 years ago

      i just got off work and im trying to figure out how to give evryone hours next week.
      its driving me nuts.
      what about you? what are you up to?

    • DarkElite_H2

      12 years ago

      Si. Sideways is in Cybertron. but Armada Sides is a lot different ^^

    • MysticGohan

      12 years ago

      oh ok

    • grandokaboom

      12 years ago

      thank u

    • ocsvxc06

      12 years ago

      good.u?

    • ubercaboose

      12 years ago

      to tell the truth, I have no clue at all

      I just came on one day and it said that my award status had changed and *poof* there it was

    • VendavalEste

      12 years ago

      Anytime!

    • evilcherry

      12 years ago

      its going good. u? hi im mel lol.
      did that backwards didnt i?

    • AnimeHazel

      12 years ago

      nothing really...just getting tired....I might go to sleep and get back on in an hour or something...

    • AnimeHazel

      12 years ago

      what's up?

    • muse927

      12 years ago

      Lol this is the second day in a row that you've made my day Dan.
      And thank you very much.

    • muse927

      12 years ago

      wow..im kinda well speechless.
      like i've honestly never had anyone say that to me.
      If any one of those two things happen, you know where to find me lol. ^^

    • muse927

      12 years ago

      i'm totally flattered by the way ^^

    • muse927

      12 years ago

      are you flippin kidding me dan? i mean really lol

    • kikita19

      12 years ago

      It's going, I suppose.

      How's it going for you?

    • grunt551

      12 years ago

      thanx 4 your vote and your time

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    • eek___

      12 years ago

      its goin grand thanks!
      bout yerself?

    • BeckyChan

      12 years ago

      Alright thanks, you? O.o

    • muse927

      12 years ago

      sweet sounds like a plan then

    • muse927

      12 years ago

      oo sounds good
      may i read it when your done?

    • muse927

      12 years ago

      a comedy huh? sounds fun whats it about, beside being in an office? lol.

    • muse927

      12 years ago

      hey dan ^^
      hows your script going?

    • MysticGohan

      12 years ago

      yeah it's been very informative.

    • hot_irish

      12 years ago

      thanks

    • hot_irish

      12 years ago

      round three vote for me, rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1411064 and check out my latest journal

    • MysticGohan

      12 years ago

      software developement

    • MysticGohan

      12 years ago

      whats your major?

    • insane_eevee

      12 years ago

      nuthin
      but
      i gotta go clean my house
      or
      ima get in trouble
      ttyl
      Ciao<3

    • insane_eevee

      12 years ago

      its goin pretty well
      what about you?

    • g_fresh

      12 years ago

      Yes it is

    • g_fresh

      12 years ago

      Dude you should check out my Transformer picture

    • grunt551

      12 years ago

      hey plz vote for me for the second round of voting here
      you can vote twice
      if you vote, i'll give you an awesome award

    • BattleMaster

      12 years ago

      nah, i have orginals from G1, and beast wars signed by the voice actors!!

    • BattleMaster

      12 years ago

      freak yeah man!!! i can wait, 7/4/7 thats just awesome, i love planes.... *random*

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