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    • Falling Prices for Falling Water

      14 years ago

      peacefrog

      Frank Lloyd Wright's houses are hard to sell: http://www.centredaily.com/mld/centredaily/10572534.htm

      Just goes to show that the general level of taste is declining. If I had the money, I'd be jumping at the chance. 'Course I'd also have bought the Holy Cheese Sandwich that was on Ebay awhile back.

    • Vanilla Blues

      14 years ago

      peacefrog

      With the right kind of lust and a blind type of trust in Fate,
      drive out beyond the moonlit hills when the hour is late.
      Follow the pale North Star to places bizarre and bright
      and there you’ll come upon Vanilla’s House o’ Delight.

      Over this bedlam of pulchritude, the mistress of the house reigns with shrewd authoritative attitude.

      Vanilla, Vanilla, so gorgeous and wise,
      breaking hearts with your imperious eyes.
      Some say she is frosty in demeanor and obscene,
      but others know that is merely her mien.
      She can’t be pressed to stress over what others think.
      That’s not her style.

      In this in-between, over and under place of extremes, she is Queen.
      She’s a Japanese Pink, rapacious and free,
      blowing your consciousness like a narcotic drink.
      Any occasion she deigns to smile at thee,
      is an occasion worthy of jubilee.
      And if she offers you a cookie, don’t think twice.
      Accept the offer at market price and consider yourself lucky.

      Once I asked her to be forever mine.
      To my astonishment, she severed one of my balls in the blink of an eye!

      She said, “One-balled bitch boy, you ain’t my kind. Don’t you see that I don’t have the time? Up here, in my heavenly spheres, I cannot adhere to a heart that beats only to revere. Your earthly form can’t spin in the rarified circles I go. Thanks for the trophy though.†(She said as she held my testicle.) “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have places to be beyond the vastness of the vast Opium Sea.â€Â

      Her catamaran fell beneath the horizon as I watched from the beach.
      The hour was early now and the senses past their peak.
      All things waned in this wonderland of the strange
      and I knew it was time to be heading home.
      Home to rejuvenating sleep.

      I settled accounts at the bar, gunned the engine of my car,
      and drove with my back to the fading North Star,
      over the bright hills and through the shadowed fields.
      I left Vanilla’s House o’ Delight bruised, battered, and scarred.

      When I arrived at my abode,
      I fell asleep and dreamed about that long, mystic road.

      In my dream I could see the house on the hill by the sea.
      Full of light and joy, it beckoned to me.
      In my dream I walked toward it once more,
      and knocked yet again on that house’s oaken door.

      Looking for the taste of Vanilla.

    • Miike is insane

      14 years ago

      peacefrog

      Just finished watching City of Lost Souls. I saw 1-Ichi last year and liked Teah's performance in it. In City of Lost Souls, he really gets to shine. Someone should get Takashi Miike and Johnny Depp to make a movie together.

    • P.S. this!

      14 years ago

      peacefrog

      I'm in my digital imaging class. Never would I have thought that learning to use Photoshop in a class would be boring and stupid. When will I learn to stop being wrong?

    • To all those who dream of superpowers,

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      peacefrog

      If you could have super-strength or super-speed, which would you choose and why?

      77 replies

    • If you can dream it, it exists somewhere

      14 years ago

      peacefrog

      Today my $400 car died. On a stretch of Texas highway, one of its rods broke from the piston and shot through the engine block, creating one hell of a mess. I got into a theological debate with one of the mechanics who examined my car. He told me I was destined for hell. Later, I met a girl who restores old books and manuscripts. She told me that the word "nice" used to mean "bad" prior to the twentieth century. All of my friends own or will soon own houses.

    • It's just a little different....

      14 years ago

      peacefrog

      I hope that at this moment, Gus and Jason are fully enjoying the smoky charm of Amsterdam. I don't know if Gus will so much. He eschews everything that isn't alcohol when he's looking to get fucked up. But that ancient city by the sea had a lot of other things going for it besides hash bars. I remember descending the stairs into the Van Gogh museum and thinking how strange a place is that has ultra-modern buildings stacked next to houses built over four centuries ago. Or walking through Vondelpark and admiring the half-pipe setup in the middle of a gorgeous boulevard. Someday, I'll go back there. And I hope Gus is hitting a joint in a cotton-atmosphere hash bar with punk-rock art splayed across the walls.

    • I know EVERTHING!!!

      14 years ago

      peacefrog

      Level 2 biatch!

    • Why do bomb pops taste so good?

      14 years ago

      peacefrog

      Well, been a member of this site for 24 hours now. Still not bored.

    • 2019 years ago

      peacefrog
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    • esther FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      diluvian


      Curse you for making me go to dictionary.com!

    • esther FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      You should have come over!

    • kg6ejp

      12 years ago

      You need pictures!!

    • commanderC

      13 years ago

      poopface

    • halo_dragons

      13 years ago

      yeah this guy is never coming bac

    • nikasaur

      14 years ago

      September third. Thus, you should call said agency on or around september first to order said stripper, or you can send her around easter or any other random occasion. Any time is a good time for a stripper. I'm sure they can make it festive like having her dress up in yellow feathers or jump out of an egg.

    • peacefrog FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Drugs are for losers! I merely hypnotized you and made you forget the beating you received as you clucked like a chicken.

    • nikasaur

      14 years ago

      I have a big bruise on my arm.
      This requires an explanation.
      If you slipped some drugs into my lemonade and beat me, you will feel wrath.

    • Jericho941 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      I <3 your occupation.

    • dan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin and Voice of

      14 years ago

      True Story: Frank beat up some dude cuz his girlfriend took too long at the bank.

    • neatoburrito

      14 years ago

      holy shit, it's frank!

    • geoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      frank can beat anyone up. it's true.

    • gus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Elite Staff

      14 years ago

      I've known Frank for over ten years now. He's far less socially awkward than he used to be.

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