phork

Male
from Surrey BC That's in Canada eh?

  • Activity

    • Long Time No ... Anything

      12 years ago

      phork

      Yeah so I haven't been on in a really long time as you may have noticed and you might not be anyone, as I may very probably have no more watchers. But I was bored and felt like writing a long over due journal entry, so here it is.

      I'm still alive, very much alive actually, just not on RT as much as I used to be or at all. I do still watch all the videos and read the news posts, I just don't really have time or the patience for posting, reading, and replying. I've been working a lot, going to school and just getting out more and enjoying life. I just recently bought my sister's car which I plan on detailing, waxing, repairing, painting, reselling and then ultimately buy a better car thats cheaper on gas. I'm gonna be selling my iBook G4 too my other sister and I'll be buying a Macbook which I've been excited about for awhile, but I'll be waiting till Mac OS X Leopard comes out. Also I have my eye on the new Xbox 360 Elite which I may or may not purchase, all of this is still kinda up in the air.

      Currently on my RvB page I have at the very least 1000 neglected alerts which I don't have any intentions of checking anytime soon, sorry to anyone who's offended. Oh and just to be clear I'm not writing this journal to say that I'm deleting my account and make some big ridiculous thing about it that I see so often. I'm just simply saying hey to anyone that may still be watching me and keeping those people up to date on my very interesting life. Which in retrospect is really none of your business but whatever. Also I have 75 mod points, which I really have no use for, so I think I'll be basically handing those out to anyone that does still watch me or people I found interesting or creative. But I'll putting these mod points toward any sort of work you've done that I liked which, again, mainly just needs to be interesting or creative.

      So yeah there ya go.

      Later Gator,

      Trevor

    • George Carlin

      12 years ago

      phork

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL6ULruYjNA

      Found on jokingclown's latest journal entry, I remember seeing some of George's stuff awhile ago and haven't seen much since now that I know he's on YouTube I'll look around.

    • iTunes FTW?!

      12 years ago

      phork

      My 50 most played songs on iTunes:

      50) The Bad Touch - The Bloodhound Gang
      49) Sweet Dreams - Benny Bennasi
      48) Because I Got High - Afroman
      47) Tequila - Twista
      46) Hit The Floor feat. Pitbull - Twista
      45) Savin' Me - Nickelback
      44) Shake That Money Maker feat. Pharrell - Ludacris
      43) Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta' - The Ghetto Boys
      42) Beat City - The Flowerpot Men
      41) Halie's Song - Eminem
      40) I Hope You Die - The Bloodhound Gang
      39) Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - Rod Stewart
      38) Walla Walla - The Offspring
      37) Like Humans Do - David Byrne
      36) Get Freaky - Pitbull
      35) Sunday Mornings - Maroon 5
      34) Lost Ones feat. Chrissette Michelle - Jay-Z
      33) Business - Eminem
      32) Welcome To Jam Rock - Damian Marley
      31) Smack That feat. Eminem - Akon
      30) Island in The Sun - Weezer
      29) Scat Man - Scatman John
      28) For The Love of Money - O'Jays
      27) Peace of Shit Car - Adam Sandler
      26) Meant To Live - Switchfoot
      25) Crazy Gnarles Barkley
      24) Six Days - DJ Shadow
      23) What's My Age Again - Blink 182
      22) I Ran - A Flock of Seagulls
      21) Who's Your Daddy - Benny Bennassi
      20) Mad World - Gary Jules
      19) Road To Zion feat. Nas - Damian Marley
      18) Every Time We Touch - Cascada
      17) Never There - Cake
      16) Ayo for Yayo - Andre Nikatina
      15) Crazy in Love - Eminem
      14) Walkie Talkie Man - Steriogram
      13) Inspector Gadget (Remix) - DJ Venom
      12) Wisemen - James Blunt
      11) The Showdown feat. Dr. Dre - Eminem
      10) Feel Good Inc. - The Gorillaz
      09) Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers
      08) Beach Chair feat. Chris Martin - Jay-Z
      07) Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boyz
      06) Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
      05) Sandstorm - Da Rude
      04) Lift Your Head Up High - The Bloodhound Gang
      03) Jammin' - Bob Marley
      02) Aerodynamic - Daft Punk
      01) Uhn Tiss - The Bloodhound Gang

      Yeah I listen to a lot of different music smile.png. Do you have any of the same songs on your top 50?

    • New Mac Ads

      12 years ago

      phork

      New Mac ads out I totally like the third one.

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      Gift Exchange

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      Sales Pitch

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      Meant For Work

    • My Opinion

      12 years ago

      phork

      In regards to the Rooster Teeth comics,

      Default101:

      I hate the fucking things. I don't even use this site for anything other than to check up on a few friends, and I'm greated with some unfunny and bland piece of shit comic? Then going into the comments, everyone is like 'oh wow thats awesome', when it clearly fucking isn't. What do people expect when you say that? Do you think the fucking staff are gonna love you long time now? Jesus fucking Christ, get an opinion, and stop wondering where you're next modpoint is coming from.

      It's nice to see not everyone is like that.


      In reply to Default101,:

      phork:

      Your right to say you and others have an opinion but if your going to make your opinion clear at least have it make some fucking sense. So allow me to retort.
      I'm greated with some unfunny and bland piece of shit comic

      Well why the Hell are you reading them if your hate them so much you dumb fuck? It's not like Rooster Teeth is shoving these comics down your throat, spamming you or whatever, they are simply posting them onto they're website's front page for the people who do actually enjoy them. Now everyone doesn't have to like the comics and I'm sure Rooster Teeth is aware of this and they probably assumed that those who dislike the comics would simply not read them and continue on throughout the site. Unfortunately people like you have to freak out every time you see a comic you don't like, spaz out about it in your journal entry, and put up pictures expressing even more how much you "hate" them just because you can't get your way and have them discontinued, it's pathetic. I definitely don't mind you expressing your thoughts in your journal calmly and with reasoning just don't take advantage of your right to free speech and make a complete ass of yourself on this site please.


      Anyway in my opinion the comics, of course, are not the funniest comics on the web to be honest they're pretty plain. But I still enjoy them, and I still read every new one, for two reasons I simply enjoy reading them cause they may not make me laugh out loud, like that guy is demanding, but I do find them humorous and they also keep me from going a little crazy waiting for the new Red vs. Blue episode.

      So yeah there's my opinion, take it or leave it.

    • Birthday

      12 years ago

      phork

      So yup November 27th rolled around today and it happened to be my birthday, so far I've gotten 80 dollars, a new digital camera, and the first and fourth (the emmy award winning season) of Seinfeld. Anyway it's been a good day since it's been snowing for most of the weekend in the lower mainland school was closed and will probably be closed for tomorrow, I just got back from boarding down a small hill with my sister and her boyfriend, and I'm just about to watch my recorded prison break fall finale episode so I shall talk to ya later.

    • Michael Richards Explosion

      12 years ago

      phork

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      If you haven't heard already, Michael Richards (Kramer on Seinfeld) recently exploded on some hecklers in one of his stand-up acts in Los Angeles’ Laugh Factory. I'm still not sure of my opinion on this but I'll give you the story from www.ExtraTV.com:

      Kramer’s Controversial Comedic Catastrophe
      November 20, 2006

      Michael Richards’ racist N-word-laced rant is sending shockwaves across America.

      Leading entertainment website TMZ.com obtained the explosive video of Richards, best known as the lovable, laughable Kramer on “Seinfeld,†on a stunning screaming tirade at hecklers last Friday at Los Angeles’ Laugh Factory.

      “Throw his a** out,†Richards said. “He’s a n*****. A n*****. Look, there’s a n*****!â€Â

      When Richards told a heckler that his boo’s were uncalled for, and the heckler fired back, Richards spouted out, “It’s uncalled for you to interrupt my a**, you cheap mother-f*****. They’re going to arrest me for calling a black man a n*****?â€Â

      Richards refused to stop, even as audience members walked out in disgust.

      A minute later, Richards finally walked off stage.

      On Monday, the fallout intensified at The Laugh Factory.

      Jerry Seinfeld told “Extra,†“I am sick over this. I’m sure Michael is also sick over this horrible, horrible mistake. It is so extremely offensive. I feel terrible for all the people who have been hurt.â€Â

      George Wallace, Seinfeld’s good friend who performs standup nightly at the Flamingo in Vegas, heard the story from Seinfeld himself early Monday and had this stern message for Michael.

      “Do you hear me? You cannot use the N word,†he said.

      Now “Extra†has learned that Jerry will likely speak out about the controversy on Letterman.

      “Jerry is going to be on Letterman tonight, I’m sure he’s going to be talking about it,†Wallace said.

      On Monday, Harvey Levin, managing editor of TMZ.com, which obtained the explosive video, predicted that the scandal will eclipse Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitic tirade.

      “I think this is going to become a big deal,†he said.

      As of now, Richards, who had so much to say that night on stage, has yet to issue a statement or an apology.


      Here's the video of the" incident" *NSFW*: link.

      So pretty extreme as you can see. But Michael has recently appeared on the David Letterman show while Jerry Seinfeld was his guest and apologized for the whole thing. Here is that video.

      I will just say I do sympathize for Michael with not having a lot of work or none for quite some time and he and the rest of the cast of "Seinfeld" were legendary T.V. stars during the shows airing, and still somewhat are, and going from that extreme to doing some stand-up in clubs I can just imagine the type of negative effect that could have on him. Still what happened at that club was completely unacceptable. Anyway I hope he can recover from this.


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    • Out of ammo eh?

      12 years ago

      phork

      So, sorry about not commenting and updating in awhile, but I doubt anyone even noticed. :-D
      Anywho about the title, and this might be old and pointless, but I found a little something:

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      It says "Out of a ..." pretty clearly and then I obviously figure "ammo" then below it says "Pres ..." which is most likely "Press something to reload".

      I dunno I thought it was pretty cool to find anyway.

    • Cyanide & Happiness

      12 years ago

      phork

      I've found that a lot of these comics are funny cause' of the facial expressions of the characters.

      This one was quite funny :D

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  • About Me

  • Comments (383)

    • ponzer

      11 years ago

      lol... ROFLMFAO... y r u sch a nrd

    • Dick_Tracey

      12 years ago

      WUT UP?!?
      names Richard i live in ON,

    • jedipoet

      12 years ago

      thanks! smiley0.gif

    • MrSquiggle

      12 years ago

      haha, i finally find the culprit 2 years on

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      i thought it was familiar

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      whats that quote frorm

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      yes it is good to know

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      thats ok... if you ever come back on a regular basis ill still be here

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      phork how you doing

    • FR0Z3N

      12 years ago

      Last comment 1 month ago . . . I thought id fix that lol mine is worse though im pretty sure

    • DarkChupa

      12 years ago

      Wow, this is the first time I've been on this in...forever.
      I stoked to watch the new season, whats new?

    • smantie

      12 years ago

      Phail.

    • DeadlyPlague

      12 years ago

      Thanks, also got any messengers? just in case i go AFK all of a sudden.

    • DeadlyPlague

      12 years ago

      Probobly just some person that's against furries, or gays, oh well, thanks alot anyway.

      question: can i send you a request? i think you're the kind of person i could probobly get along with and share intrests with, hehe. smiley6.gif

    • DeadlyPlague

      12 years ago

      Wow, thanks for modding up my first journal entry, i never knew it was negged, thanks alot! smiley8.gif

    • DeadlyPlague

      12 years ago

      All i got is Burrito's, and Mt.Dew, i think tommarow i'll head down to the local coffee shop and get something. smiley8.gif

    • DeadlyPlague

      12 years ago

      Eggnog latte, thanks, now i'm having a crave. smiley6.gif

    • DeadlyPlague

      12 years ago

      Oh wow, i never considered that... well, knowing me, i'm stupid, so i better just stick to the Gas-station job.

      I know i'm cranky as heck when i first wake up with no coffee/caffeine drink. smiley5.gif

    • DeadlyPlague

      12 years ago

      I'd kill to work at a Coffee shop, when you walk in and smell the fresh coffee, it just motivates me to keep working!

      I put in a application for a local gas station called "One Stop".

    • DeadlyPlague

      12 years ago

      iPods are some nifty machines, i plan to get a regular 4GB Nano as soon as i get a job.

    • DeadlyPlague

      12 years ago

      I still live in the stone-age with a cd-player. smiley1.gif

    • DeadlyPlague

      12 years ago

      Funny enough, i actually enjoy listening to it, it oddly cheers me up at time, also, i'm going to put you on watch, i reall like your profile and journals.

      Hopefully i can add you to my list soon enough! smiley0.gif

    • smantie

      12 years ago

      Will you have a tupperware party with me?

    • smantie

      12 years ago

      Not pissed. Determined.

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      Oh, I was gonna write a journal with it tonight, but here it is currently (might change when the journal is written)

      CMPP: 19.63

      Almost 20 mods per person smiley0.gif

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      CMPP = Current Mods Per Person (the number of mods each person will get for Xmas)

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      Not really, though I am saving up mods for my Christmas giveaway, I make an exception for birthdays smiley8.gif

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      lol, yeah, Western Washington smiley8.gif

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      Sure smiley0.gif

    • FR0Z3N

      12 years ago

      you gotta hurry up or else your gonna get cut off

    • FR0Z3N

      12 years ago

      contest start

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      well its good that you know that

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      well here is how it goes down.... i hate all politics, syrup isnt my fav... and i like liquors just as much as your beer so....and anyway there are other things i love too

    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      The other good news is that I'm almost done with the mod. Like should be releasing it in the next couple of days.

    • Chinow

      12 years ago

      you get a button now!

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    • fritzmonkey

      12 years ago

      When they are in the kitchen and the person shoot the gun from the cereal box the name of the cereal is "Kaboom!".

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      Here add this to your list of supplies (it's mandatory with a speedo)


      LMAO, nice one smiley8.gif

    • FR0Z3N

      12 years ago

      lol nice nice a very good reason

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      Hahaha! Yes there are similarities, but you suck for not being a trekkie. sad.png

    • careless223

      12 years ago

      Gross. Fucking homo.

    • careless223

      12 years ago

      E-hugs?

    • careless223

      12 years ago

      How many levels did I raise you by?

    • Whedabra

      12 years ago

      Is it that one, I have that one and it glows all blue around the sides.


      No, it's a viper moust....or is it cobra.....and it's black instead of silver.

    • UberSquirrel

      12 years ago

      Just remember first impressions on the first date are everything.


      Gee, thanks for not totally putting any pressure on me smiley8.gif

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      its alright... it makes me feel special having more comments

    • jjthejet

      12 years ago

      nice double post

    • FR0Z3N

      12 years ago

      lol nice nice

    • FR0Z3N

      12 years ago

      what did you blow it up with

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      So it isn't a program inside of OS X? Ahh, forget it, i don't need anymore programs hogging up my resorces.

    • goatman93

      12 years ago

      That does look better than limewire. Oh, how did you get the Start Bar up top black, does it turn black from the program or did you do something to make it black? 'Cause I like black things.

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